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| description = A collection of Karlach's remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.
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A collection of [[Karlach]]'s remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.
A collection of [[Karlach]]'s remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.


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== Remarks ==
== Remarks ==
====Selected====
{{Under construction}}
<div style="column-count:2">
===Selected===
''Out of combat''
<div style="column-count:3">
* Let's march!
* Let's march!
* What a charmer.
* What a charmer.
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* Well, well, well.
* Well, well, well.
* What's the story?
* What's the story?
* La-da-da-da...
* La-da-da-da…
* Hey-ho.
* Hey-ho.
</div>
</div>


====Selected (in combat)====
''Sneaking''
<div style="column-count:2">
<div style="column-count:3">
* Let's march!
* What a charmer.
* Hey, good-looking.
* C'mon, let's go!
* I could go for a good meal.
* Damn, it's good to be alive.
* Ready for some good news.
* Soldier.
* I'd love to, thanks.
* You're making me sweat.
* Wanna dance?
* What's cooking?
* Don't be shy.
* Don't burn yourself.
* Attention!
* Well, well.
* What's the story?
* Dum-dee-dum.
</div>
 
''In combat''
<div style="column-count:3">
* Let's cook with fire, baby.
* Let's cook with fire, baby.
* Now this is my happy place.
* Now this is my happy place.
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</div>
</div>


====Selected (sneaking)====
===Selection spam===
<div style="column-count:2">
<div style="column-count:3">
* Let's march!
''Out of combat''
* What a charmer.
* Hey, good-looking.
* C'mon, let's go!
* I could go for a good meal.
* Damn, it's good to be alive.
* Ready for some good news.
* Soldier.
* I'd love to, thanks.
* You're making me sweat.
* Wanna dance?
* What's cooking?
* Don't be shy.
* Don't burn yourself.
* Attention!
* Well, well.
* What's the story?
* Dum-dee-dum.
</div>
 
====Selection spam====
* Don't. Poke. The Karlach.
* Don't. Poke. The Karlach.
* Who am I?
* Who am I?
* My eye!
* My eye!
 
* ''Sound of blowing a raspberry''
====Selection spam (in combat)====
''Sneaking''
* My back can't take much more of this.
* Not now, I'm being a sneak!
* I'm getting too old for this nonsense.
* I'm not built to crouch.
''In combat''
* Eyes on the prize - we need to win this!
* Eyes on the prize - we need to win this!
* Not every soldier should've made it out of training.
* Not every soldier should've made it out of training.
* Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.
* Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.
* I ought to just burn this whole thing down.
* I ought to just burn this whole thing down.
 
</div>
====Selection spam (sneaking)====
===Moving===
* My back can't take much more of this.
''Out of combat''
* Not now, I'm being a sneak!
<div style="column-count:3">
* I'm getting too old for this nonsense.
* I'm not built to crouch.
 
====Moving====
<div style="column-count:2">
* Hup to.
* Hup to.
* All right.
* All right.
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</div>
</div>


====Moving (in combat)====
''Sneaking''
<div style="column-count:2">
<div style="column-count:3">
* I'm too tall for this...
* Halfling essence...
* Long n' low.
* Rat feet.
* Sneak sneak.
* Quiet.
* Shadowlach
* Shh...
* I'm nothing!
* Light as air
* Turn down the fire.
* Whisper mode.
</div>
 
''In combat''
<div style="column-count:3">
* Over there!
* Over there!
* Heading out.
* Heading out.
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</div>
</div>


====Moving (sneaking)====
===Attack===
<div style="column-count:2">
''Out of combat''
* I'm too tall for this...
<div style="column-count:3>
* Halfling essence...
* Eat it.
* Long n' low.
* The hammer's gonna fall.
* Rat feet.
* Say bye-bye.
* Sneak sneak.
* Want another? 
* Quiet.
* Poor fucker.
* Shadowlach
* Need to learn the hard way?
* Shh...
* Open up.
* I'm nothing!
* Down the hatch.
* Light as air
* You're not gonna like this, mate.
* Turn down the fire.
* Cry about it.
* Whisper mode.
* Well, well. Look what we have here.
* You shouldn't have tried me.
* Watch this!
* Boom!
* Ready for this?
* What's it going to take?
* C'mon, Karlach - show 'em who you are.
* I'm going to enjoy this.
</div>
''In combat''
<div style="column-count:3>
* Watch this!
* Boom!
* What's it going to take?
* Ready for this?
* C'mon, Karlach - show 'em who you are.
* I'm going to enjoy this.  
* Ooh, fun.  
* Eat it.  
* The hammer's gonna fall.  
* Say bye-bye.  
* Want another?
* Poor fucker.  
* Need to learn the hard way?
* Open up.
* Down the hatch.
* You're not gonna like this, mate.
* Cry about it.
* Well, well. Look what we have here.
</div>
''Sneaking''
<div style="column-count:3>
* Eat it.  
* The hammer's gonna fall.  
* Say bye-bye.  
* Want another?
* Poor fucker.  
* Need to learn the hard way?
* Open up.  
* Down the hatch.  
* You're not gonna like this, mate.
* Cry about it.
* Well, well. Look what we have here.  
* You shouldn't have tried me.
</div>
</div>


====Hiding====
===Hiding===
<div style="column-count:2">
''Out of combat''
<div style="column-count:3">
* Stealth mode: activated.
* Stealth mode: activated.
* Like a vandal.
* Like a vandal.
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</div>
</div>


====Hiding (in combat)====
''In combat''
<div style="column-count:2">
<div style="column-count:3">
* Get down!
* Get down!
* They won't spot me now.
* They won't spot me now.
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</div>
</div>


=== Utility actions===
''Referred in game devnotes as taking an action like casting Identify, Freedom of Movement, etc. Same lines for Out of Combat, Combat and Sneaking''
<div style="column-count:3">
* One, two.
* Hup.
* Ought to do it.
* My little trick.
* Got it.
* Go on.
* Easy as.
* This'll help.
* Good idea, Karlach.
* That's it.
* Easy.
* Handy.
</div>
===Helping party member===
''Reactions differ depending not only on current situation (Combat/Out of combat/Sneaking), but also on Karlach's relationship towards character''
====Helping unconscious====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Relationship
!Out of combat
!Sneaking
!In combat
|-
|Negative
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* Come on.
* On your feet.
* You done?
* The drama.
* Soldier.
* Rally.
* You're fine.
* Oh no.
* Let's go.
* Atta boy.
* You. Up.
* You're all right.
</div>
|
* Come on.
* On your feet.
* You done?
* The drama.
* Soldier.
* You're fine.
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* Come on.
* On your feet.
* You done?
* The drama.
* Soldier.
* Rally.
* You're fine.
* Oh no.
* Let's go.
* Atta boy.
* You. Up.
* You're all right.
* Heads up.
* Let's go.
* Scarlet.
* You done?
</div>
|-
|Neutral
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* Hang on.
* This'll help.
* On your feet.
* You all right?
* Come on, soldier.
* You can do it.
* Let's go.
* No time for that. 
* Knock knock.
* C'mon.
* You napping?
* You alive?
</div>
|
* Hang on.
* This'll help.
* On your feet.
* You all right?
* Come on, soldier. 
* Knock knock.
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* Hang on.
* This'll help.
* On your feet.
* You all right?
* Come on, soldier. 
* You can do it.
* Let's go.
* No time for that.
* Knock knock.
* C'mon.
* You napping?
* You alive?
* None left behind.
* Take my hand!
* Ready for more?
* Together!
</div>
|-
|Positive
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* I've got you.
* Let me help.
* On your feet.
* You all right?
* Come on, soldier.
* You can do it.
* Together.
* Oh no!
* Rally!
* C'mon.
* Steady on.
* You're all right.
</div>
|
* I've got you.
* Let me help.
* On your feet.
* You all right?
* You can do it.
* Together.
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* I've got you.
* Let me help.
* On your feet.
* You all right?
* Come on, soldier.
* You can do it.
* Together.
* Oh no!
* Rally!
* C'mon.
* Steady on.
* You're all right.
* Not without you.
* Take my hand!
* Ready for round two?
* Together!
</div>
|-
|Romantic
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* I've got you.
* Let me help.
* Come on, darling.
* Are you all right?
* I have you.
* Together now.
* Not without you.
* I'm here.
* Won't leave you.
* Take my hand!
* Ready?
* There we go.
</div>
|
* I've got you.
* Let me help.
* Come on, darling.
* Are you all right?
* I have you.
* Together now.
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* I've got you. 
* Let me help.
* Come on, darling.
* Are you all right?
* I have you.
* Together now.
* Not without you.
* I'm here.
* Won't leave you.
* Take my hand!
* Ready?
* There we go.
* Up, love.
* That's it.
* All better now.
* Well done.
</div>
|}
====Helping restrained====
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Relationship
!Out of combat
!Sneaking
!In combat
|-
|Negative
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* Come on then.
* Enough of that.
* There.
* This should help.
* Done?
* You're all right.
* Move.
* Stop that.
* All right.
* Go on then.
* Let's go.
* Move it.
</div>
|
* Come on then.
* Enough of that.
* There.
* Done? 
* Move. 
* Stop that.
|
* All right.
* Come on then.
* Enough of that.
* There.
* This should help. 
* Done?
* You're all right.
* Move.
|-
|Neutral
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* I'll help you.
* Let's get you out.
* Stuck no more.
* Heave ho!
* Allow me. 
* I've got it.
* Get you moving.
* Be free!
* Hngh…
* Move your feet!
* How about now?
* I'm here.
</div>
|
* I'll help you
* How about now?
* Stuck no more.
* Heave ho!
* Allow me.
* Be free!
|
* How about now?
* I'll help you
* Stuck no more.
* Heave ho!
* Allow me. 
* I've got it.
* Get you moving.
* Be free!
|-
|Positive
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* I'll help you.
* Let's get you out.
* Stuck no more.
* Heave ho!
* Let me.
* I've got you.
* Be free!
* Hngh...   
* That should do it.
* I'm here. 
* How's that? 
* Move your feet!
</div>
|
* I'll help you.
* Let's get you out.
* Stuck no more.
* Heave ho!
* Let me.
* I've got you.
|
* I'll help you.
* Let's get you out.
* Stuck no more.
* Heave ho!
* Let me.
* I've got you.
* Be free!
* Hngh…
|-
|Romantic
|
<div style="column-count:2">
* Does this help?
* How about now?
* Can you move?
* I'll save you.
* I've got this.
* Free now?
* So stiff!
* How's this?
* Poor love.
* I'm here.
* Won't leave you.
* Let's fix this.
</div>
|
* Does this help?
* How about now?
* Can you move?
* I'll save you.
* I've got this.
* Free now?
|
* Let's fix this.
* Won't leave you.
* I'm here.
* Poor love.
* How's this?
* So stiff!
* Free now?
* I've got this.
|}
===Healing and buffing===
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Casting a buff ''(same for Out of Combat, In combat and Sneaking)''
!Negative
!Neutral
!Positive
!Romantic
|-
|
* Lucky you.
* Brace yourself.
* Hmph.
* Fine.
* Happy?
* All right.
|
* Let me help.
* Nice trick, eh?
* This'll help.
* Catch!
* You've got this.
* For you.
|
* Here you go, soldier!
* Team!
* I know what you need.
* You but better!
* Nice, right?
* Go on!
|
* Here, honey.
* Even better.
* Star.
* Gorgeous.
* For you.
* Good team, us…
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Healing a party member ''(same for Out of Combat, In combat and Sneaking)''
!Negative
!Neutral
!Positive
!Romantic
|-
|
* Hold still.
* Fine.
* Let me do it.
* Hang on.
* I've got this.
* Don't move.
|
* I've got you.
* Hold still.
* This'll cure you.
* Here comes Mama Karlach.
* Boom! 
* Here you go.
|
* Hold still, soldier!
* Hey, catch this!
* I've got you, soldier!
* Check this out, soldier!
* Let me help you!
* We're in this together.
|
* Let me take a look at that.
* You're not looking well.
* I can put you to rights.
* Poor thing - let me help.
* I've got you. 
* Let's fix you up, my love.
|}
===Talking to another character===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Relationship
!Out of combat
!Sneaking
|-
|Negative
|
<div style="column-count:2>
* Hey.
* C'mon.
* I need to talk.
* Ahem.
* Scuse.
* A word.
* Listen up.
* I'm butting in.
* You've got time, right?
* Hi.
* Prick up your ears.
* Ugh.
</div>
|
* Hey.
* I need to talk.
* Ahem.
* Scuse.
* A word.
* Listen up.
|-
|Neutral
|
<div style="column-count:2>
* Heya.
* Lend an ear?
* Time for a natter.
* Ahem.
* Scuse.
* Herman, is that you?
* Karlach incoming.
* Boo!
* Need a word.
* Listen.
* Hey.
* Need a word.
</div>
|
* Lend an ear?
* Ahem.
* Scuse.
* Karlach incoming.
* Surprise! 
* Boo!
|-
|Positive
|
<div style="column-count:2>
* Heya!
* Lend an ear?
* Let's chat.
* Ahem.
* Scuse me.
* A word, please.
* Can I get a minute?
* Hey!
* Mind if I butt in?
* Got time for ol' Karlach?
* Here I am.
* There you are.
</div>
|
* Heya!
* Lend an ear?
* Let's chat.
* Ahem.
* Scuse me.
* A word, please.
|-
|Romantic
|
<div style="column-count:2>
* Hey you.
* Got a little time?
* Can we chat?
* Hey there.
* Gods, you're cute.
* Got time for me, darling?
* Mind if I get closer?
* Hey darling.
* There you are.
* Sigh!
* I've got butterflies.
* Do I look all right?
</div>
|
* Hey you. 
* Can we chat?
* Hey there.
* Gods, you're cute. 
* I've got butterflies.
* There you are.
|}
====Refusing to talk====
<div style="column-count:2>
''Being a player's companion'' {{ref|These banter lines appear in certain episodes while the party is in non-teleportable areas. In other similar cases, an attempt to speak with Karlach prompts a single-line cinematic dialogue}}
''General:''
* Not now.
* Maybe later.
* No time for chat just now.
* I'm a bit busy at the moment. We'll talk later.
''In Nightsong’s Prison:''
* Not now - Shadowfelling.
* Let's chat later. Got to keep my wits about me.
* Focus for the minute - we'll be out of here soon.
''In Last Light Inn under siege:''
* Talk later - we need to see this through first.
''Assault Moonrise:''
* What say we kill the big bad Ketheric first? 
* Let's just get to the end of this in one piece.
* Talk later - cultists to smash.
''Being another player's companion'' {{ref|These lines appear if Karlach is another avatar's companion}}
* Hey. Bye.
* Sorry, I've already got a best friend.
* Sorry, I don't have any change.
* I'll have to admire you from afar.
</div>
===Health and rest===
<div style="column-count:2>
====At low health====
====At low health====
* Need some oil over here!
* Need some oil over here!
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* Soldier! I need your help!
* Soldier! I need your help!


====Can't fit in a small hole====
====After a Short Rest====
* Yeah, maybe if I was half the size.
* Nice little nap.
* No chance.
* Feeling fresh.
* Maybe if I were a halfling.
* Ah, that put the wind back in my sails.
* *Yawn!*
 
====Wanting a long rest====
* I am ready to rest my weary head.
* My dogs are barking. Can we rest?
* Time to take a load off, isn't it?
* *Yawn!*
 
====Attacked by party member====
* Hey, watch it!
* Excuse you.
* Careful, soldier.
* You don't want to make an enemy of me, friend.
* Not in my good horn!
 
<div style="padding-top: 1.2em">  </div>
====Downed in combat====
* Help me.
* Everything's going dark.
* This isn't the way.
* No! I won't go!
* Not yet. Please.
* Heal me, please!
* I'm burnt out.
 
====On character death====
* '''''Player:''''' You're not dying. Not on my watch.
* '''''Player (Dark Urge):''''' Hang on - I won't allow this. You aren't dead, got it?
* '''''Astarion:''''' Astarion, you leech, you can't die like this!
* '''''Gale:''''' Gale! Come on, magic man, hang on!
* '''''Lae'zel:''''' On your feet, soldier! That's an order!
* '''''Shadowheart:''''' C'mon, Fringe, back up with you!
* '''''Wyll:''''' WYLL! NO!
* '''''Halsin:''''' Halsin! Hang on! Please!
* '''''Minthara:''''' On your feet, Minthara! Today's not your day.
* '''''Jaheira:''''' Fuck no. Not Jaheira.
* '''''Minsc:''''' Oh, no you don't, baldy. On your feet!
<br><br>
</div>
 
===Interacting with environment===
<div style="column-count:2">
* ''(The globe)''
** Where should we go next?
** What a world.
** Round and round.
** Let's see, where's Faerûn.
** Big.
 
* ''(The astrolabe)''
** Wouldn't mind knowing what else is out there.
** No thanks, I'm happy where I'm at.
** Makes me dizzy. Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.
 
* ''(The telescope)'' Big shiny eye.
 
* ''(Small hole)''
** Yeah, maybe if I was half the size.
** No chance.
** Maybe if I were a halfling.


====Can't fit in a tiny hole====
* ''(Tiny hole)''
* That's for someone teeny-tiny, not biggy-biggy.
** That's for someone teeny-tiny, not biggy-biggy.
* Not a chance I'd fit.
** Not a chance I'd fit.
* Maybe if I was a quarter of the size.
** Maybe if I was a quarter of the size.


====Identified a mimic====
* Come out, come out, little mimic...
====Surprised by mimic====
* Another mimic! Aw, look at all those teeth.
* A mimic! Aww, baby!
====Looking into a mirror====
* Hey, good lookin'.
* Aw, me.
* Check out those arms.
* Hey, girl.
* Cute.
</div>
<br>
<div style="column-count:3">
====Interacting with an item====
''Referred in game devnotes as using something like a button, a lever or a book. Same for Out of combat, Sneaking and In combat''
* Let me at it.
* What do we have here?
* Yeah?
* All right!
* What is it?
* On it.
* Let's see.
* Here goes.
<br>
====Taking an item====
''Same for Out of combat, Sneaking and In combat''
* Ooh!
* What's this?
* For me?
* Nice.
* Huh.
* Gimme.
* Hello.
* Hm.
<br><br>
====Can't use an item====
====Can't use an item====
''Out of combat''
* No joy.
* No joy.
* Nope.
* Nope.
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* Argh!
* Argh!


====Can't use an item while in combat====
''In combat''
* Not now.
* Not now.
* Not during a fight.
* Not during a fight.
* Other things on my mind, thanks.
* Other things on my mind, thanks.
* Let's finish this fight first.
* Let's finish this fight first.
</div>


====Finding a locked item====
====Opening a container/ Empty crate====
<div style="column-count:3">
''Same for Out of combat, Sneaking and In combat''
* Hello?
* Open up.
* Hm?
* Yo!
<br><br><br>
* Lookie.
* Aha!
* And?
* Yoink!
<br><br>
'''An empty crate'''
* Nothing?
* Damn.
* No joy.
* Hello in there?
* ''(snivel)'' Disappointing.
<br>
</div>
 
====Found a locked item====
''Something that can be unlocked from elsewhere''
* Nope. Maybe there's some other way to open it.
* Nope. Maybe there's some other way to open it.
* Locked out. Maybe I can get it open another way.
* Locked out. Maybe I can get it open another way.
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* Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.
* Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.


====Attempting to pick a lock====
====Found an inactive item====
* Can't I just break it?
''Something that can be activated from elsewhere''
* To the left... and... to the...
* Hm. Must activate somewhere else.
* Now, how do I get this moving?
* Doesn't work. Must be a button or something nearby.
* Nope. Maybe it turns on somewhere else.


====Looking at a globe====
====Picking a lock====
* Where should we go next?
<div style="column-count:3">
* What a world.
''Out of combat''
* Round and round.
* Shouldn't be too hard.
* Let's see, where's Faerûn.
* Can't I just break it.
* Big.
* Fiddly things.
* C'mon…
* To the left and…
* Almost…
* Should do…
* Open up.
<div style="padding-top: 0.5em">
''Sneaking''</div>
* Shouldn't be too hard.
* Can't I just break it.  
* Fiddly things.  
* C'mon…
* To the left and…
* Almost…
* Should do…
* Open up.
<div style="padding-top: 0.5em">
''In combat''</div>
* Shouldn't be too hard.
* Can't I just break it.  
* Fiddly things.  
* C'mon…
* To the left and…
* Almost…
<br><br>
</div>


====Looking at an astrolabe====
====Pickpocketing====
* Wouldn't mind knowing what else is out there.
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* No thanks, I'm happy where I'm at.
''Out of combat''
* Makes me dizzy. Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.
* Mine.
* Don't mind if I do.  
* Shh...
* Don't tell.
* Easy does it.
* A little off the top.
* Foxy.
* Heehee.
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''Sneaking''</div>
* Mine.
* Don't mind if I do.
* Shh...
* Don't tell.
* Easy does it.
* A little off the top.
* Foxy.
* Heehee.
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''Combat''</div>
* Mine.
* Don't mind if I do.
* Shh...
* Don't tell.  
* Easy does it.  
* A little off the top.
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====Looking into a mirror====
====Successfully picking a pocket====
* Hey, good lookin'.
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* Aw, me.
''Sneaking''
* Check out those arms.
* Haha!
* Hey, girl.
* Yes!
* Cute.
* Victory.
* Good thievin'.
* Success!
* Wheyy!
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* Yeah!
* Oh yeah.
* Fingerly.
* Monster.
* Hells yes.
* Thank you!
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''In combat''</div>
* Haha!
* Yes!
* Victory.
* Wheyy!
* Success!
* Oh yeah.
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====Dipping Weapon====
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''Out of combat''
* Dunk it, shoot it.
* Hehehe.
* A bit extra.
* Clever alchemy.
* Potiony.
* Soak it up.
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''Sneaking''</div>
* Tasty.
* Soak it up.
* Potiony.
* Clever alchemy.
* A bit extra.
* Hehehe.
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''In combat''</div>
* Dunk it, shoot it.  
* Hehehe.  
* A bit extra.
* Clever alchemy.
* Potiony.  
* Soak it up.  
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====Looking into a telescope====
===Successful rolls===
* Big shiny eye.
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''Investigation''
====Succeeded Perception roll (trap)====
* Easy - this place is hungry for blood.
* This'll be fun.
* A trap! Time to dance.
* Hot foot, hot foot - place is trapped.
 
====Succeeded Investigation roll====
* What's this?
* What's this?
* Gotcha.
* Gotcha.
Line 265: Line 1,093:
* What's that now?
* What's that now?
* C'mere you.
* C'mere you.
 
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====Succeeded Investigation roll (trap)====
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* Place is trapped.
* Place is trapped.
* Someone's rigged this place to the teeth.
* Someone's rigged this place to the teeth.
* Go lightly; I spot a trap.
* Go lightly; I spot a trap.
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''Spotted a trap (Perception)''</div>
* Easy - this place is hungry for blood.
* This'll be fun.
* A trap! Time to dance.
* Hot foot, hot foot - place is trapped.
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====Identified a mimic====
===Camp followers===
* Come out, come out, little mimic...
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==== Throwing Scratch's ball after he is dismissed ====
* Better get it myself.
* Poor Scratch is all worn out.
* I shouldn't tease our boy.
* Fella needs a little shut-eye.
 
==== Throwing Scratch's ball after his death ====
* I miss my dog.
* Why am I doing this to myself?
* Scratch should be here. With his family.
* Here, pup.
 
==== Throwing Boo ====
* Do a somersault!
* Fly free, land hard, Boo!
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== At the Epilogue party ==
''Greeting (always the same)''
* Hells yes! You're HERE!
''Feeling the player's ghost''
* All right, who's acting the clown?
* Ah! What was that?
==== If remained a tiefling ====
* I could eat a beholder - what's cooking?
* Ah. It smells so good here!
* No doubt about it - the engine is cooking hotter here. Damn.
* It's just so godsdamned beautiful here.
==== If turned into an illithid ====
* ''What a lovely occasion this is.''
* ''Mustn't think about any of local brains. Far too tempting.''
* ''Ah, a pity mutton chops no longer hold any temptation.''
* ''Thought I'm going to get very hungry ''very'' soon.''
 
== Location Remarks ==
=== Prologue ===
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==== [[Nautiloid#Nursery|Nursery]] and [[Nautiloid#Surgery_room|Surgery]] ====
* ''(Climbed out from the [[Mind Flayer Pod]]):'' “Fuck. That squid really scrambled my brains...”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Gods, I'm alive. Thought that mind flayer would kill me.”
** (Continuing remark 1): “But at least there are no devils on my tail.”
** (Continuing remark 2): “Hm. My engine's burning hot. Better be careful who I touch.”
* ''(Interacted with her own pod, 1):'' “There were people in here. Hope everyone's all right.”
** ''(Interacted with her own pod, 2):'' “No thanks.”
* ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 1):'' “Someone was inside here not long ago.”
** ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 2):'' “I might not be the only non-mind-flayer on this thing.”
** ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 3):'' “Wonder who was trapped in here. And where they went.”
** ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 4):'' “So many empty pods...”
* ''(Interacted with any other ruptured pod in the room, ):'' “Crispy. Pity.”
** ''(Interacted with any other ruptured pod in the room, ):'' “Oof. That's bad luck.”
** ''(Interacted with any other ruptured pod in the room, ):'' “Nothing but char.”
* ''(Looked out from the hull breach):'' “Let this be the last time I set eyes on this fucking hole.”
* ''(Looted a dead [[Mind Flayer]]):'' “Dead. Too bad. Could've asked it for directions to the helm.”
* ''(Used the [[Restoration]]):'' “Ooh. That felt good.”
* ''(After the first fight with the [[Lesser Imp]]s):'' “Gods, I enjoy killing imps. Now - I'm going home.” ''(triggers only if [[Lae'zel]] or [[Losiir]]{{ref|The githyanki [[Losiir]] appears only in case when one of the players has chosen [[Lae'zel]] as a character origin}} are not in the party, otherwise their line will be played)''
* ''(Saw a dragon on the way to upper deck):'' “One more dragon blast, and this thing's falling straight into the Hells. Over my dead body.”
* ''(Interacting with the [[Tentacle Aquarium]] for the first time):'' “Huh. Brains.”
** ''(After the first time):'' “Tasty brains, if you're a mind flayer.”
* ''(Interacting with [[Cerebral Aquarium]] for the first time):'' “First green thing I've seen in a while.”
* ''(After the first time):'' “Weird and neat.”
 
==== [[Nautiloid#Ceremorphosis_chambers|Ceremorphosis Chamber]] ====
 
* ''(Upon entering the chamber, saw the control panel):'' “Hm. Don't like the look of these levers.” ''(played only if Lae'zel hasn't entered the room with the avatar, otherwise her line will be played)''
* ''(Trying to read the central sigil, [[Arcana]] failed):'' “No idea what this means.”
* ''(Trying to read the left sigil, Arcana failed):'' “Dunno what this one's for.”
* ''(Trying to read the right sigil, Arcana failed):'' “Can't make it out.”
* ''(Used ‘Unleash’ button):'' “Damn. Already dead.”
* ''(Used ‘Aggression’ button):'' “That machine did something to them.”
* ''(Try to open the [[Elaborate Reliquary]] without a key):'' “Locked.”
** ''(Found the [[Gold Key]]):'' “Great, but what's it unlock?”
** ''(Found the key, already tried to open the chest):'' “That chest - might be something inside I can use.”
* ''(Found a socket in [[Shadowheart|Shadowheart’s]] pod):'' “Something fits here. Might set the whole thing humming.”
** ''(Found the [[Eldritch Rune]]):'' “Pay dirt. Bet it fits into the device by that pod.”
** ''(Found the Eldritch Rune, hasn’t spoken to Shadowheart):'' “Where there's a thing, there's a place it fits.”
* ''(Saw dozens of pods in the Transformation room):'' “So many pods.” ''(played only if Lae'zel hasn't entered the room with the avatar, otherwise her line will be played)''
* ''(Trying to read the button in Transformation room, Arcana failed):'' “Alien words.”
* ''(Saw the woman in the pod transformed):'' “Gods! These things are procreating.”
* ''(Sat in one of the chairs surrounding the pod in Transformation room):'' “Whoa. I hear... voices.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “All I hear's the hells whipping by.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Get up off that mind flayer chair before this ship starts reading your mind.”
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “Let's get out of here. Fast.”
* ''(Picked up either [[Slave Mind]] or [[Dark Mind]]):'' “Pickled brain, anyone?”
** ''(Picked up the second one of these two):'' “Another.”
 
==== [[Nautiloid#Helm|The Helm]] ====
* ''(In [[Multiplayer]] regime, if another player has entered the Helm, while the avatar hasn’t yet):'' “Oho no, we are not crashing in Avernus. Where the hell is that helm?”
* ''(On the third turn of the fight in the Helm):'' “Gotta get this ship out of here before it's too late.”
* ''(On the fifth turn of the fight in the Helm):'' “We're going down. I won't go back! I can't!”
* ''(Mind Flayer turns on the party after killing [[Zhalk|Commander Zhalk]]):'' “That's what I get for devil-bashing. Let's get out of here.”
* ''(Mind Flayer died in the fight with cambions):'' “Dead mind flayer. Nice.”
* ''(Mind Flayer and cambions dead, avatar reminds themselves of the transponder):'' “Now: the transponder. I'm getting out of here.”
* ''(Interacting with [[Nautiloid Tank]] 1):'' “What's this thing?”
* ''(Interacting with Nautiloid Tank 2):'' “Huh.”
* ''(Interacting with Nautiloid Tank 3):'' “Yet one more.”
* ''(Interacting with Nautiloid Tank 4):'' “What's with all the tanks?”
 
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=== Act One ===
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==== [[Ravaged Beach]] and [[Roadside Cliffs]] ====
* ''(Near the docks):'' "Makes a pleasant change from rivers of blood." ''(goes also as a Responding remark)''
* ''(Saw dead fishers near dead [[Intellect Devourer]]s):'' “Must've been fishing when the nautiloid crashed. Hope they died quickly, at least.”
* ''(Encountering Intellect Devourers in the [[Nautiloid Wreck]]):'' "Can't let these things escape the wreckage."
* ''(Approaching the dying mind flayer in the Nautiloid Wreck):'' "Give it a wide berth. It could still do a lot of damage."
* ''(Approaching unstable rune - the point of [[Gale|Gale’s]] recruitment):'' “Huh. What's that?”
* ''(Saw [[Losiir|Losiir's]] dead body):'' “Rest in peace, Losiir. Thanks for your help.”
 
==== [[Overgrown Ruins]] and the [[Dank Crypt]] ====
* ''(Entering the crypt from the [[Refectory]]):'' "Any old bones in here?"
* ''(Looked at [[Jergal|Jergal's]] statue in the crypt, [[Religion]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' "Jergal, Scribe of the Dead. Must be one ancient chapel."
** ''(Failed):'' "Old statue. Don't recognise the mug."
* ''(Saw the skeletons):'' "These guys are armed to the teeth. Why? What's down here?"
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I'd love to know the full story.”
* ''(After skeletons have been defeated):'' “Something here must've been worth protecting.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's get what we want and get out.”
* ''(Sneaked past enlivened skeletons):'' “Good sneaking.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's beast an exit - this place is... blech.”
* ''(Ran away, escaped from the crypt):'' “We could've taken 'em. But hey, what do I know?”
* ''(Found the [[Book of Dead Gods]]):'' "Danger book. Let's read it."
* ''(Found a [[Soul Coin]]):'' "Soul coin! Yes! I can use this."
* ''(Entering the locked part of the crypt):'' "Old undisturbed crypt. Nice."
* ''(Trying to press a button that deactivates an avoided-so-far trap):'' “Won't budge.”
 
==== [[Emerald Grove]] and [[The Hollow]]====
'''Approaching the Grove:'''
* ''(After defeating the raiding pack of goblins):'' Hope their people will come collect their remains. Everyone deserves a good burial.
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “What were they looking for, anyway?”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Might be more around. That enclave looks pretty well fortified, though.”
 
'''Resolving the initial confrontation between [[Aradin]] and [[Zevlor]]:'''
* ''(Aradin was knocked out by Zevlor):'' “Oof. That looked like it hurt.”
* ''(Zevlor was knocked out by Aradin):'' “Nice shot. Hope that hatchet-faced fella is ok.”
** ''(Responding remark to any of leaders' punch):'' “Let's hope the guy who got his clock cleaned isn't the local healer.”
* ''(Aradin was knocked out by avatar):'' “What a shot.”
* ''(Zevlor was knocked out by avatar):'' “Well. That's one way to make your presence known.”
** ''(Responding remark to any of avatar’s punches):'' “Well, that's that sorted. Wonder where they keep their healers.”
* ''(Respond to avatar's remark on the non-lethal ending of Aradin/Zevlor conflict):'' “History? The human's a bigot, and he should have got the beating he deserved.”
* ''(Reaction to Zevlor’s words about more goblins):'' “You heard 'em. More goblins on the way. We better move.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “We can handle goblins. It's this parasite that's got me on my toes.”
 
'''Resolving [[Sazza|Sazza's]] fate:'''
* ''(After Sazza told the party about [[Gut|Priestess Gut]]):'' “A goblin priestess. Wonder if she could help with the tadpole.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's give it a try. Haven't been to a goblin encampment in a long old time.”
* ''(Helped Sazza escape from the grove):'' “Sazza's a feisty thing. Hope she's all right out there.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I'm sure we won't regret this.”
* ''(Let [[Arka]] shoot Sazza):'' “Bit harsh, shooting a caged goblin.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I don't mind squaring off in battle, but shooting something in cage is a bit cheap.”
 
'''In the [[Sacred Pool]] and Druids' Caves:'''
* ''(Trying to recognize the ritual chanted by druids):'' “Is that a growth spell? Seems different somehow.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I'm sure it's fine. It's fine! It's fine.”
* ''(If [[Arabella]] was killed by [[Teela]] during the trial):'' “I can't believe what I just watched.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Poor thing. Poor baby. Gods!”
* ''(In [[Halsin|Halsin’s]] chamber, saw dead drow):'' “That a dead drow?!”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “And look, in the jar - one of our little tadpole friends.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Nobody's going to mention the enormous wolf?”
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “This is weird, right? We can all agree this is weird.”
* ''(Read Halsin’s research on tadpoles):'' “Why the hells was this 'Halsin' messing with tadpoles?”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “We should find him - he'll either help us or try to dissect us. Maybe both.”
* ''(Read Halsin’s research on tadpoles, knows druid’s missing):'' “Halsin was studying our little wormy friends. We should talk to him.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “It's a rescue mission then - should be fun. Let's get to work.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Knowing our luck, something already ate the poor bastard.”
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “Let's just get to work - if anyone can bring him home safe, it's us.”
* ''(Opened the druids’ library with the [[Key of the Ancients|magical circlet]]):'' “Ta-da!”
* ''(Saw a [[Sorrow|magic-imbued glaive]] in druids’ library, knows the story):'' “This is the blade from the druid's notes. It feels so... sad.”
** ''(Haven’t read about the weapon’s story):'' “Something about this blade. It feels... sad.”
 
'''Dealing with [[Nettie]]:'''
* ''(Nettie locked the party up after they refused to take [[Wyvern Poison]]):'' “Honesty's not always the best policy, I guess.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Better to keep some things on the inside pocket, you know.”
* ''(Feeling sick after Nettie scratched them with a poisonous thorn):'' “Feel like I've been sucking on a stench kow's udder... That druid fucked me up.”
** ''(Sickness getting worse after LR without cure):'' “I feel weak. That poison's not gonna cure itself... need an antidote.”
** ''(Almost dying after second LR without cure):'' “The poison's turned my guts to muck... I'm done for...”
** ''(Cured from Nettie’s poison):'' “That did the trick - don't think I'd have lasted much longer.”
* ''(Agreed to take Wyvern poison from Nettie):'' “Wyvern poison? No thanks.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Wouldn't take the stuff no matter what. If I'm gonna go, let it be in a blaze of glory.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “I might use it - as a projectile. Not dying a second sooner than I have to, that's for sure.”
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “Yeah, if I have to choose between poison and tentacles, I'm going tentacles. Sorry!”
 
'''In the [[Secluded Cove]]:'''
* ''(Charmed by a [[Harpy|Harpy's]] song, 1):'' "Come to me. I want you."
** ''(Charmed by a Harpy's song, 2):'' “So beautiful. Like the whispers of the succubi.”
** ''(Charmed by a Harpy's song, 3):'' “Malcanthet{{ref|A Tanar'ri Demon Princess, also known as the Queen of Succubi. Read more at {{FRWiki|Malcanthet|long}}}} herself did not sound so sweet.”
** ''(Charmed by a Harpy's song, 4):'' “I can't resist... don't want to.”
* ''(Broke the Harpy's charm):'' "You'll die for this, creature."
 
'''Elsewhere in [[The Hollow]]:'''
* ''(Saw the [[Strange Ox]]):'' "That ox has a terrible aura."
* ''(Watching at the map in Zevlor’s cave):'' “Ah, all right, we're in Elturgard. Far enough from Baldur's Gate...”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Someone marked gnolls and goblins on the road, too. Oh boy.”
* ''(Near a guarding statue in the [[Underground Passage]]):'' " Fire in those eyes. I smell a trap."
* ''(Found malnourished [[Torchstalk]]s behind the [[Makeshift Prison]]):'' "Danger mushroom."
* ''(Found dead tiefling children after the attack on the grove):'' “I've seen the Hells... this is worse. What have we done?”
* ''(Found the vines all around the grove blocking the entrance):'' “No point. I can't get through.”
** ''(Found the vines all around the grove, knows about [[Rite of Thorns (ritual)|Rite of Thorns]]):'' “That's it, then. The druids got what they wanted.”
* ''(Tried to attack the vines):'' “Argh! No point - I can't get through it.”
 
==== The [[Forest]] and the [[Owlbear Nest]] ====
* ''(Dealt with [[Andrik]] and [[Brynna]], not knowing about the cult of [[Absolute]]):'' “True Soul, Absolute... sounds like a new god's in town.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Mark my words: Whatever this is, it's bad news.”
* ''(Heard about the cult previously from [[Sazza]]):'' “Sazza also spoke of the Absolute. New god in town?”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “A new cult. Won't end well, believe me.”
* ''(Saw [[Edowin|Edowin’s]] tadpole exerting from his body): “Ew!”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Here's hoping there's a cure apart from kicking the cart.”
* ''(Found Exsanguinated Boar):'' "Wonder what killed the poor thing. Not a drop of blood anywhere."
 
* ''(Healed the [[Owlbear|Mother Owlbear]]):'' “There, there, sweetie. Uh... there, there...”
* ''(Found Mother Owlbear killed by goblins, if the party have spared her earlier):'' “Goblins got to her.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Poor thing. Such a beautiful creature.”
* ''(Found a shrine to Selûne, [[Religion]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' "Hey, a shrine to the moon god Selûne."
** ''(Failed):'' "Hey, a shrine."
* ''(Near the magically sealed chest):'' "Magically sealed. Can't go ape-smash on this thing."
** ''(Found a prayer, [[Investigation]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “This prayer sheet's got the same symbol as the chest. Hey, wait a sec…”
** ''(Failed):'' “Funny symbol on this prayer sheet. Hidden away for any special reason?”
** ''(Tried to open without disarming magical seal):'' “Argh! Bloody thing.”
** ''(Opened the chest by reading the prayer):'' “Prayer works? I might have to rethink a few things.”
* ''(Picked up the scroll with the [[Selûnite Rite]]):'' "Some kind of intense coming-of-age ritual. And here I thought moon people were, I don't know, relaxed."
 
====[[Sunlit Wetlands]]/[[Putrid Bog]]====
'''Dealing with [[Demir]] and [[Johl]]:'''
* ''(Saw [[Auntie Ethel]] disappeared after helping her against brothers):'' “Hang on. Did she fool us?!”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “We got hagged. And it sounds like that sister of theirs might've been, too.”
* ''(Found the brothers dead, haven’t met them earlier):'' “Gods rest these guys - whoever they are.”
** ''(Have encountered them arguing with Ethel):'' “We met these brothers. Guess they didn't find their sis.”
** ''(Responding remark to either):'' “Whoever did this is still at large. Look alive.”
 
'''At the [[Druid Sanctuary]]/[[Decrepit Sanctuary]]:'''
* ''(Read [[Kagha|Kagha’s]] recruitment letter from [[Shadow Druids]]):'' “Kagha's rubbing shoulders with Shadow Druids. Explains a lot.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I say we have a chat with ol' snake-eyes.”
** ''(Read the letter before meeting Kagha):'' “Are there Shadow Druids here? Who's Kagha?”
* ''(Noticed the knife-damaged tree bark):'' “Someone notched this tree. Wonder why.”
** ''(Saw the damaged bark, knowing about Kagha’s letter):'' “That's a marked tree. Maybe the one from Kagha's letter.”
 
'''Elsewhere in the Wetlands/Bog:'''
* ''(Found a sword and a helmet in the middle of the bog {{coords|-3|277}}):'' “Nice sword. Jaunty hat. Karlach like.”
* ''(Tried to pick a fruit from a [[Sunlit_Wetlands#Barbed_Bulrush|Barbed Bulrush]], pricked a finger):'' “Ouch! My fing!”
* ''(Found slaughtered campsite on the riverbank):'' "Looks like someone ran through this place like a hook horror."
** ''([[Nature]] check, successful):'' “Or… redcaps. Vicious things.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Whatever it was was… enthusiastic.”
* ''(After defeating [[Gandrel]], stood to [[Astarion]]):'' "Well done, soldier. Solidarity keeps the troop together."
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I'm sure our little leech will return the favour. Right?”
* ''(Betrayed Astarion to Gandrel):'' “I get why you did it. But I'm not totally sure it was right. He was ''our'' leech.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I guess it was safer in the long run... but still. ''Our leech''.”
 
'''In the [[Riverside Teahouse]]/[[Gnarled Teahouse]]:'''
* ''(Near the fireplace in hag’s house, [[Arcana]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Thing's an illusion! We could get through here.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Ahh. Nice and warm. I kinda miss that, honestly.”
* ''(Ate a tart in hag’s house (before dispelling the illlusion)):'' “Ster'ca! Tastes like congealed Styx-water.”
** ''(Ate a second bite):'' “Ugh. The aftertaste from the first bite was still lingering...”
* ''(After Ethel didn’t succeed to extract the tadpole):'' “And I thought the tadpole was bad enough on its own.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Guess this thing's going to take special treatment to evict.”
* ''(Ethel fled from the house, peaceful encounter):'' “Slippery thing.”
** ''(Ethel fled from the house escaping a combat):'' “Run if you can, hag. Karlach's got your number.”
* ''(Reached out to [[Connor Vinderblad|Connor’s]] coffin while the hag is still alive):'' “OW! Goddamn!”
** ''(Tried to touch it second time):'' “Dammit, it's even worse now.”
 
'''In the [[Overgrown Tunnel]] and the [[Ancient Abode]]:'''
* ''(Chasing after Ethel through the illusory fireplace):'' “Come on out, Ethel. Jig's up.”
* ''(Entering the Overgrown Tunnel):'' “Yuck.”
* ''(After speaking with [[Lorin]] in the [[Overgrown_Tunnel#Entrance_Gallery|Entrance Gallery]]):'' “A mind flayer? Absolutely not. No way.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Don't worry. We're making our own future.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Probably another of the hag's mind games. Nothing more.”
* ''(Lorin died after being forced out of his corner):'' “No! Damn! What just happened?!”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Hag's curse. It has all the hallmarks. Poor fellow.”
* ''(Put on a [[Whispering Mask]] and saw through illusion):'' “There it is. The truth.”
** ''(Failed a [[Wisdom]] save against Ethel’s mask):'' “Try it hag! See what happens in this fucking head!”
** ''(Freed from Ethel’s masks mind control):'' “Phew. Hope she didn't see anything about the Incident.”
** ''(Other hag’s victims act neutral when wearing a Whispering Mask):'' “Mask seems to ward them off.”
* ''(Wandered into Ethel’s lair, the hag is not there):'' “Oh no. I know that smell. Death.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Something isn't right here. Look alive, soldier.”
* ''(Entered [[Overgrown_Tunnel#Acrid_Workshop|Acrid Workshop]]):'' “Smells like hell in here. Or death, more precisely.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Hag's been very busy.”
* ''(After Ethel’s set [[Mayrina|Mayrina’s]] cage on fire):'' “The cage is going to drop. We've got to help her!”
* ''(After resurrecting Connor Vinderblad):'' “Should've known Ethel's wand had a twist.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “No turning back time now.”
 
==== [[Blighted Village]] ====
* ''(Spotted goblins' ambush upon entering the village):'' “Goblins on the high ground.”
 
'''At the [[Blighted_Village#Blacksmith's_Forge|blacksmith's house]] and cellar:'''
* ''(Picked up [[Selûnite Necklace]] in blacksmith’s house):'' “Selûnite necklace. Pretty.”
* ''(Found blacksmith's blueprints):'' "Plans for some truly fiendish-looking weapons. Our blacksmith was multitalented."
** ''(Responding remark):'' "More like sketches than anything. Suppose he was still in the drafting stage."
** ''(Found another set of blueprints on the wall near the smithy):'' “Detailed specifications. Our good blacksmith has been a busy weaponeer.”
** ''(Responding remark, if already knows about adding [[Sussur Tree Bark]]):'' “No sussur bark. Maybe these are prototypes.”
* ''(Added sussur bark to the melting forge, has read blueprints):'' “There we go. Now I need a greatsword, sickle, or dagger.”
** ''(If has read apprentice’s journal, but hasn’t seen blueprints):'' “Bark's ready. Now what?”
* ''(Found a crumbling wall in the cellar):'' “Not very sturdy. I could punch right through it.”
 
'''In the [[Whispering Depths]]:'''
* ''(After climbing down the well rope, [[Survival]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' "Keep clear of the webs, and the spiders might not notice."
** ''(Failed):'' "Oh good. Spiders."
** ''(Touched the web and heard [[Ettercap|Ettercap's]] shriek):'' "Come out and fight me."
* ''(Felt air motion from the deeper pit):'' “How far down does it go?”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “This is a bad idea.”
 
'''In the [[Apothecary's Cellar]]:'''
* ''(Upon entering the secret cellar)'' “I don't like this. Abandoned lab, the possibilities are too unsettling.”
* ''(Found [[Necromancy of Thay|the tome]])'' “Hm. Funny book. I don't like it.”
* ''(If the party knows about [[Gale|Gale’s]] needs)'' : “Hm. Seems like Gale's kind of kindling.”
** ''(If the tome was destroyed)'' “Good riddance.”
 
'''The deal with [[Lump the Enlightened]]:'''
* ''(Blowing [[Lump's War Horn]], if the ogres are dead):'' “The ogres are dead. It's a mercy I didn't summon their shambling corpses.”
* ''(Blowing the horn, while staying at the camp):'' “The ogres aren't coming. Good. They'd wreck the camp.”
* ''(Blowing the horn, if the ogres are too far away to hear it):'' “They can't hear the horn. We'll have to fight our own battles.”
* ''(Blowing the horn, if the deal with the ogres is done):'' “The ogres held up their end of the bargain. They don't owe us anything.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “They've moved on. We'll have to fight our own battles.”
 
'''Elsewhere in the village:'''
* ''(Found a hopscotch game):'' “One, two, tie my laces, three, four, sideways faces…”
* ''(After killing [[Grukkoh]] and [[Buthir]]):'' “Wish they hadn't fought us. Looked like they were having fun.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Pity we interrupted them.”
* ''(Found the [[Curious Book]]):'' “Heh. A scholar after my own heart.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Never read a book I liked more than a swig of something good.”
 
==== [[Goblin Camp]] ====
'''At the gate and in the outer camp:'''
* ''(After any party member [[Performance|knocked a rhythm]] on a [[War Drum]] near the outer gate):'' "O sing a song of Elturel, when foes are at her door…"
* ''(Walking among the celebrating goblins):'' “Getting Halsin out of here is going to be a real treat.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “We'll manage - but first we need to find him.”
* ''(Saw sleeping drunk goblins at the platform above the entrance):'' “Man. I could go for a nap too.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Booze knocked 'em out. For now.”
* ''(Found a loose wall at the upper platform):'' “Wall's wrecked. A good punch would probably finish it.”
* ''(Found Shadowheart's body, knows her):'' “I know her. Shadowheart. Wonder what happened.”
** ''(Does not know her):'' “I recognise her. Poor thing. Wonder what happened to that relic of hers.”
<!--* (Defended the grove and returned to the camp, Responding remark): “I say we march in there and give the little shits what they want.”-->
 
'''In the [[Shattered Sanctum]]:'''
* ''(Noticed a [[Scrying Eye]]):'' “Scrying eye's watching us. Don't do anything weird.”
* ''(Talked to either [[Dror Ragzlin]] or [[Minthara]], and they mentioned “the weapon”):'' “They want a 'weapon' huh. Sounds like it might be the artefact.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Keep that thing stashed deep, then. It'll put a big fat target on our backs.”
* ''(Found a blocked trapdoor in Ragzlin’s throne room):'' “It won't budge.”
* ''(Killed Minthara):'' “Rest in peace.”
* ''(Killed [[Gut|Priestess Gut]]):'' “Hope she finds peace now.”
 
'''In [[Worg Pens]]:'''
* ''([[Halsin]] died while in bear form and reshaped after death):'' “That was no bear. Damn. Maybe he can still tell us who he was.”
** ''(Halsin died, players spoke to him previously):'' “Sorry, Halsin. We tried. If you've got something to say, you'll have to say it from the great beyond now.”
* ''(Halsin escaped Worg Pens on his own, the party hasn’t been to grove):'' “Slaughtered. Unlucky guards in charge of someone dangerous.”
** ''(the party does not know about Halsin missing):'' “Someone got out of here. Maybe hightailed it back to the druid's grove.”
** ''(the party knows Halsin was missing):'' “Someone eviscerated these gobs. Had to be the druid, right? And now he'll be on his way back to the grove.”
** ''(the party met him afterwards):'' “Halsin sure made a mess on his way out. Good for him.”
** ''(the party knows only about the [[Aradin|adventurers]]):'' “Someone made a mess on their way out of here. One of the adventurers?”
* ''(Trying to use the tunnel left after drawing out [[Taeglyn|Taeglyn's]] body):'' “Blocked. I need a bit of extra harumph.”
 
'''While heading to the [[Underdark]]:'''
* ''(Approaching Selûnite disc riddle, read the [[Dwarf's Poem]]):''
** ''(Successful [[Investigation]] check):'' "I know these symbols. Selûnite moon and stars, just like the dwarf's poem. Beautiful."
** ''(Failed):'' "I know these symbols. Selûnite moon and stars, just like the dwarf's poem. And they can be rotated. I'm on to something here."
* ''(Approaching the riddle, hasn't read the poem):''
** ''(Successful Investigation check):'' "Rotating plates. Symbols. Right, clear as mud."
** ''(Failed):'' "What am I looking at here?"
* ''(After the riddle is solved):'' "Well. Into the great unknown."
 
====[[Underdark]]====
'''At the [[Selûnite Outpost]] and around:'''
* ''(Approaching portcullis, saw a [[Minotaur]] killed by traps):'' "This area's trapped. Careful."
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Makes whatever's ahead even more intriguing.”
* ''(Felt the quake):'' "Oof, I don't like that. Can't be anything good."
* ''(Approaching myconid [[Rapport Spores (Condition)|spore-guarded territory]], [[Nature]] check):''
** ''(Successul):'' "Ah, fungal spores. Refreshing."
** ''(Failed):'' "Why does the air taste like mind control?"
* ''(Approaching a group of petrified Drow):'' “Something's off with these statues. I don't think these were carved from stone.”
* ''(Killed the [[Spectator]], Arcana check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “A spectator couldn't have done this - could it?”
** ''(Failed):'' “These used to be living people. What a fate.”
 
'''In the [[Ebonlake Grotto]] and [[Decrepit Village]]:'''
* ''(Met the [[Myconid]]s for the first time, [[Intelligence]] check failed):'' “Sentient mushrooms? No doubt they're murderous, like everything else down here.”
* ''(Looking at [[Spaw]] planting spores into a corpse):'' “What does that thing want with the corpses?”
* ''(Saw a corpse revived as a Spore Servant):'' “Now that's a good use of a spent soldier.”
* ''(Responding remark):'' “Why fight yourself if you can get someone else to do it for you, right?”
* ''(Found the remains of duergar and myconids’ battle):'' “Duergar versus myconids. Looks like they slaughtered each other.”
* ''(Approached abandoned camp in the Decrepit Village):'' “Huh. Looks abandoned.”
* ''(Killed [[Glut]]):'' “Well, it's lights out for old Glut. He gave it his best shot, anyway.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “At least he died doing what he loved: usurping.”
 
'''In the [[Dread Hollow]]:'''
* ''(Found [[Hook Horror]] markings, [[Survival]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' "Deep grooves. Still fresh. Something with massive claws made this."
** ''(Failed):'' "Whoa. Who made grooves like that?"
* ''(Saw a Hook Horror up on the cliff, eating a gnome):'' “What is that? It's like another layer of the Hells down here.”
* ''(Heard Hook Horror calling for reinforcement in battle):'' “It's calling for backup! Might even the odds.”
* ''(Saw [[Bulette|Bulette’s]] holes, [[Nature]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' "This is the work of a bulette. A land shark.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Who the hell dug this out?”
* ''(Felt Bulette burrowing beneath)'': “What the...”
* ''(Bulette approaching, Nature check ):''
** ''(Successful):'' "Holy shit. A bulette. That thing could chomp me in two."
** ''(Failed):'' "What the hell was that thing?"
* ''(Bulette reappeared after hiding underground):'' “Last time I played nice - this time, I'm gonna hurt you.
* ''(Approaching the Sussur Tree):'' "That tree - I didn't know the Underdark could be so beautiful."
* ''(Feeling [[Sussur Antimagic Field (Condition)|Sussur Tree impact]]):'' "I don't like these flowers. They're bad."
** ''(Responding remark):'' “ “Don’t worry - I’ve got your back.”
* ''(Found Myrna's [[Myrna|dog collar]] after digging out the grave at {{coords|-41|-212}}):'' “Something's etched into this collar.”
** ''(Responding remark, read [[Letter from Amarith]]):'' “Must've belonged to poor Lenore's beloved pet.”
** ''(Responding remark, hasn’t read the letter):'' “Can't read it. Too bad.”
 
'''In the [[Arcane Tower]]:'''
* ''(Approaching the entrance, saw scorched ground from [[Arcane Turret]]s):'' “Scorch marks. And it's not me this time.”
* ''(Read any poem book in the tower):'' “Yawn.”
* ''(Felt Weave emanations from the [[Chest of the Mundane]], [[Arcana]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Tingly! Is that the chest's magic?”
** ''(Failed):'' “I'm all tingly. Nice, but why?”
* ''(Put an item IN the chest):'' “This thing can transform other things!”
* ''(Took an item OUT of the chest):'' “It transformed! Is that all it can do, or...?”
* ''(Interact with lights without activating [[Power generator]]):'' “A light but no wick. Gotta be a trick here.”
** ''(Activated Power generator):'' “Ooh! Magic light.”
* ''(Blocked lift in the Arcane tower, Arcana check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Run by magic. Wonder if I can get it active again.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Why won't this bloody thing work? It doesn't look broken.”
** ''(Try to trigger it second time):'' “Still nothing.”
* ''(Pressed the strange button in [[Lenore De Hurst|Lenore’s]] bedroom, doesn’t have the collar):'' “Now that's a low button.”
** ''(Pressed the button, has Myrna's [[Myrna|collar]] in inventory):'' “Something's buzzing. That collar, I think.”
** ''(Pressed the button, a party member wears the collar):'' “The collar stirs. Something must be triggering the runes' magic.”
** ''(Pressed the button, got a [[Raw Steak]]):'' “That collar sumons food? Ooh, for a pet I guess. Pretty neat.”
** ''(Pressed the button second time):'' “No more food for fido.”
* ''(Put on the [[Guiding Light|ring]] obtained from [[Bernard]]):'' “Handy ring. It revealed this button.”
* ''(Sat down on the [[Stool of Hill Giant Strength]]):'' "Ohoho, I like this. I feel strong as hell."
** ''(Got up from it):'' "Aw! Power's gone as soon as I stand up."
** ''(Destroyed the stool and took the [[Club of Hill Giant Strength|leg club]]):'' “I could do some real damage with that chair leg.”
 
'''Collecting the lore on the [[Adamantine Forge]]:'''
* ''(First learned about the adamantine forge):'' “What's an adamantine forge, then?”
* ''(Looted [[Flumph Mating Rituals|disguised book]] from [[Xargrim]], Arcana check):'' “I smell magic. What's this book really?”
** ''(Failed):'' “'Flumph Mating Rituals'{{ref|Flumphs are a sentient race that inhabits the Underdark. They are known to reproduce themselves through a budding process, hence the bemusement of party members. More on these creatures can be found at {{FRWiki|Flumph|long}}}}, huh? Interesting.”
** ''(If already interrogated Xargrim's corpse):'' “A concealing spell, is it? Still, this is the book the dead drow mentioned.”
** ''(The book transformed, the party knew it was disguised):'' “Abracadabra - book's showing its true colours.”
** ''(The party didn’t know):'' “Well, well, what's this. That book wasn't what it seemed after all.”
* ''(Looted [[Filro|Filro’s]] records, not knowing about the forge):'' “Can't make heads nor tails of this.”
** ''(Deciphered the record scroll):'' “Interesting. Whatever's guarding the forge, a 'hot hammer' can crack it.”
** ''(If learned about the forge first from Filro):'' “Something about an adamantine forge hidden here. Amazing.”
*** ''(Responding remark, successfully deciphered drow’s records):'' “And whatever's protecting it can be cracked by a 'hot hammer'. What a story.”
*** ''(Failed to decipher the record scroll):'' “Can't make heads nor tails of the rest of it.”
* ''(Second mention of the forge):'' “Everyone wants a piece of this forge.”
** ''(The party knows about it from Filro’s corpse):'' “Mad drow wasn't the only forge fan in the underdark.”
** ''(The party knows about it from Filro’s notes):'' “Forge again. The wizard's notes mentioned a guardian, right?”
** ''(The party knows about it from [[Dhourn]]/Dhourn’s corpse):'' “Ol' Dhourn was searching for that same forge.”
** ''(The party knows about it from Dhourn’s [[Memory Shard]]):'' “More talk of that forge. The memory shard already showed us where to go.”
** ''(The party knows about it from Xargrim’s corpse):'' “That dead drow spoke of the Adamantine Forge too. Popular spot.”
** ''(The party knows about it from Xargrim’s disguised book):'' “Everyone wants forge. Forge, forge, forge.”
** ''(The party knows about it from [[Skarjall]]):'' “The 'Adamantine Forge'. Duergar were talking about the same thing.”
* ''(Third mention of the forge):'' “Gods, this place is forge-central. Guess we ought to find the thing.”
 
'''Dealing with [[Mushroom Circle]]s in the Underdark and beyond:'''
* ''(Found dead drow at the foot of the crag, [[Medicine]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Looks like this drow fell from quite a height.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Dead drow. Skellies galore. Wonder what the story was.”
* ''(Found illusory mushroom “ladder” leading toward crag top at {{coords|67|-256}}):'' “Fake shrooms! Deceit and danger...”
* ''(Found illusory wall on the top of the crag):'' “Eee! Fake wall! What's on the other side?”
* ''(Approaching a mushroom ring, knows its purpose):'' “Glow, fairy ring, glow! What's the matter with you?”
** ''(Not knowing the purpose):'' “Shroom ring. Do they always grow like that?”
* ''(Entered a mushroom ring, knows its purpose):'' “Come on, shroomies, let's move!”
** ''(Not knowing the purpose):'' “Hm. Was hoping for a treat.”
* ''(Activated the mushroom ring):'' “New colour. New path?”
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark into [[Overgrown Tunnel]], [[Ethel]] is dead):'' “Back to Ethel's. Guess she went mushroom hunting now and then.”
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark into Overgrown tunnel, Ethel survived):'' “Underdark critters must know not to darken Ethel's doorway.”
* ''(Teleported from the Overgrown Tunnel to the [[Putrid Bog]]):'' “Ack. Swamp.”
* ''(Teleported from the Overgrown Tunnel into the Underdark, hasn’t been to Underdark earlier):'' “Whoa. This has got to be the Underdark.”
* ''(Teleported from the Overgrown Tunnel into the Underdark, has been to Underdark):'' “Huh. Handy, I guess.”
* ''(Teleported from the Putrid Bog into Overgrown Tunnel, Ethel is dead):'' “Shortcut to the hag's house. Guess Ethel liked to spare herself a few steps.”
* ''(Teleported from the Putrid Bog into Overgrown Tunnel, Ethel survived):'' “Hag house. Guess Ethel likes to spare herself a few steps.”
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark to the Putrid Bog):'' “From the Underdark to... wherever this is.”
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark to the [[Sunlit Wetlands]] (Ethel’s illusion is still intact)):'' “Ah. This is much nicer.”
 
'''Elsewhere in the Underdark:'''
<!--* ''(Looking at cave paintings, [[History]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “This must be ancient. [[Lolth|Lolth's]] descent into the Underdark.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Looks old. Spiders, squids - neat.” - Couldn't find the place, probably another cut-out upon release-->
* ''(Entering [[Zhentarim]] storehouse from the Underdark):'' "That's the mark of the Zhentarim. Wonder if these are spies, murderers, thieves, or a heady combo."
* ''(Entering Zhentarim storehouse, descending from [[Zhentarim Hideout]]):'' "Chilly down there. Very chilly. I think that's the Underdark."
* ''(Found a Drow resupply stash at {{coords|71|-220}}):'' “Lolth drow left an old resupply cache here.”
* ''(Heard [[Baelen Bonecloak|Baelen’s]] cries for help):'' “Hear that? Someone's calling out.”
* ''(Killed all [[Kuo-toa]] in [[Festering Cove]], dissipating [[BOOOAL|BOOOAL’s]] magic):'' “Poor old BOOOAL, wasn't long for this world after all.


====Surprised by mimic====
==== [[Grymforge]] ====
* Another mimic! Aw, look at all those teeth.
'''At the [[Clan Flameshade]] [[Grymforge#Duergar_encampment|camp]]:'''
* A mimic! Aww, baby!
* ''(Arriving at the Grymforge):'' “Looks like a military outpost - stay alert.”
* ''(Met a [[Scrying Eye]]):'' “Someone's watching us through that scrying eye.”
** ''(If already seen one in the Goblin Camp):'' “Same sort of eye we saw in the goblin camp. Someone's keeping tabs.”
** ''(Responding remark to both options):'' “Flat to the wall.”
** ''(Looted a dead Scrying Eye):'' “A scrying eye - closed forever.”
* ''(Saw drow corpses in cages near the pier):'' “Gods, all these drow. Someone's trying to send a message.”
* ''(Looted the [[Engraved Pin]] from a drow corpse, [[History]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “A Harper pin. Must've been on a covert operation down here.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Huh. This looks familiar, but I can't place why.”
* ''(After talking to [[Kith|Stonemason Kith]]):'' “Never was much for history class, but this place has me captivated.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Storied rocks. Who would've thought.”
* ''(Found Dark Justiciars’ skeletons):'' “Halsin mentioned this place. Dark Justiciars... We must be getting close to Moonrise Towers.”
* ''(Saw crates with old Sharran gear at {{coords|-668|400}}):'' “This gear's rusted to bits. Couldn't use it to fight off a flumph.”
* ''(Found a crossbow in an old crate, History check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Wow, what a crossbow. Looks more Sharran than duergar, if I know my weapons.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Nice crossbow. Doesn't look like grey dwarf work.”
* ''(Looted [[Adamantine Slag|a piece of adamantine]], knows about the forge):'' “Hang on. That's adamantine speckled in there.”
** ''(Doesn’t know about it):'' “Pretty speckles. But not worth much, I think.
* ''(Found defaced statue of [[Shar]], recognized the symbol of the [[Absolute]]):'' “The mark of the Absolute. I guess there can be only one.”
** ''(Did not recognize the symbol):'' “Someone didn't like Shar much.”
* ''(If [[Nere]] died in the cave-in):'' “Empty. Guess it'll be easy enough to get Nere's melon now.”
* ''(Looking at the [[Gauntlet of Shar|Shar temple]] down from the ruined bridge):'' “Wow - impressive. Too bad we can't get down there.”


====After a Short Rest====
'''Exploring the [[Grymforge#Abandoned_Temple|Sharran city]]:'''
* Nice little nap.
* ''(Found the traces of [[Thulla|Thulla’s]] escape, [[Perception]] check):''
* Feeling fresh.
** ''(Successful):'' “Those are tracks. Footprints! Where do they lead?”
* Ah, that put the wind back in my sails.
** ''(Failed):'' “What are those marks on the ground?”
* *Yawn!*
** ''(Interacting with chains or bloodied arrows, [[Survival]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Bloody tracks. And shackles. And arrows. Someone barely got out of here with their life.”
** ''(Failed):'' “What's this mess? Can't make heads or tails of it.”
* ''(Respond to Harper’s watchword from [[Undelivered Letter]], History check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Try a Light spell. Right?”
** ''(Failed):'' “What's it mean though?”
* ''(Approaching the location of the [[Harper Stash]]):'' “Letter says there's a Harper stash somewhere around here.”
* ''(Saw the Harpers’ rune, hasn’t read the Undelivered letter, Survival check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “That's a Harper's rune! Very exciting. Must be a cache nearby.”
** ''(Failed):'' “What's this rune, now?”
* ''(Saw [[Mimic|false chests]], [[Investigation]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Something tells me these Harpers wouldn't leave their stash out in the open.
** ''(Failed):'' “Come out, come out, wherever you are...”
* ''(Entered a banquet hall, [[Religion]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Looks like a Nightfall feast. A Sharran party right before ritual murder.”
** ''(Successful 2):'' “I guess these are the dregs of a Nightfall feast. Pity for so much good eating to go to waste.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Imagine eating all these before murdering people for Shar. Kinda sick, kinda fascinating.”
** ''(Failed):'' “This place gives me the creeps.”
* ''(Found a loose stone at {{coords|-600|422}} through [[Perception]] check):'' “Loose stone - let's look.”
* ''(Found a place where [[Philomeen]] climbed up the ledge, knows about her escape):'' “Looks like someone climbed up here. Our escaped gnome?”
** ''(Does not know about her):'' “Nice rope. Someone used it to climb up here.”
* ''(Found a [[Devilfoil Mask]]):'' “Strange mask. Looks familiar, but I can't quite place it.”
** ''(Arcana check successful):'' “I'd know it anywhere. It's a merregon's mask. Infernal warriors.”
** ''(Failed):'' “I must have skipped the chapter on these at school.”
** ''(Arcana check successful, knows about merregons’ habits):'' “This place was rotten with merregons. Their leader probably isn't far off.”
** ''(Doubts whether the merregons’ commander is dead):'' “Leader might still be around here. Eyes up.”
* ''(Tried to put on the mask):'' “Awfully heavy. That's infernal metal for you.”
** ''(Found a second mask):'' “Yet one more.”
** ''(Found the third mask (?)):'' “They've got the heft of infernal metal to them.”
* ''(Found the [[Idol of Shar]], the party knows [[Shadowheart]] is a Sharran):'' “That's Shar, right? Shadowheart may want to have a look.”
** ''(The party does not know):'' “A Sharron idol. Spooky.”
* ''(Found a bunch of rusty weapons):'' “Rust, rust, and more rust. How old are these things?” ''(triggers only for the first time interacting with those)''
* ''(Interacted with the [[Orb of Darkvision]]):'' “I feel... empty. Totally empty.”
* ''(Read [[Abandoned Journal]]):'' “Can't blame him for trying to outrun an orthon. Any sane person would.” ''(triggers after finding at least one Devilfoil Mask)''
* ''(Stepped on a platform held by chains):'' “I'm not getting on that. Am I?”


====On character death====
'''In the [[Adamantine Forge]]:'''
'''Player:'''
* ''(Coming closer to the Adamantine forge):'' “Mm, that heat feels nice. Forge must be near.”
* You're not dying. Not on my watch.
* ''(Saw the forge for the first time):'' “Wowee. Impressive stuff.”
** ''(Saw the forge for the first time 2):'' “This is it - the adamantine forge. Impressive stuff.”
* ''(Filled the crucible with [[Mithral Ore]]):'' “Full.”
* ''(Interacting with mould chamber, has at least one [[Mould]]):'' “Aha! This is where that mould goes.”
** ''(Doesn’t have any moulds):'' “I spot an opening. A mould for the forge.”
** ''(Filled only crucible, hasn’t any moulds):'' “You've got what you need. What's missing?”
** ''(Filled only crucible):'' “Got the mithral. Now we need the mould.”
** ''(Placed only mould):'' “Fits! Now I just need something worth forging.”
** ''(Filled and placed both, seeking how to activate):'' “Wonder if I missed my calling as a smith.”
* ''(The platform moves down after activating):'' “Hah. Nice.”
* ''(Trying to forge without lava):'' “We're missing something. What?”
** ''(If has already crafted one piece):'' “I'm missing heat. Lava.”
* ''(Forged the first item, [[Grym]] appears):'' “All right - bring it on, whatever you are.”
* ''(Fighting Grym, the forge hammer doesn’t damage it):'' “It barely touched him! What am I missing?!”
** ''(Successfully damaged Grym with the hammer):'' “Yes! Now we're cooking.”
* ''([[Magma Mephit]]s appear during the fight):'' “Mephits. I know how to handle the likes of you.”
* ''(Defeated Grym):'' “There. It's done. Good.”
* ''(Approaching lava lake, [[Nature]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Lava doesn't usually pop like that. What gives?”
** ''(Failed):'' “Lava's popping. Lethal stuff.”
* ''(Noticed [[Lava Elemental]], Arcana check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “A lava elemental. That explains things.
** ''(Failed):'' “Holy hells, a lava elemental!”


'''Player (Dark Urge):'''
==== [[The Risen Road]] and [[Mountain Pass]]====
* Hang on - I won't allow this. You aren't dead, go it?
'''In and around the [[The_Risen_Road#Toll_House|Tollhouse]]:'''
* ''(Saw dead gnolls on the bridge to the Tollhouse):'' “Those gnolls... brutalised. And I smell brimstone. This isn't good.
* ''(Saw rockfall and wreckage near the Tollhouse):'' “Fresh dead. This was no accidental cave-in.”
* ''(Near the point of her recruitment, trying to quell her fires 1):'' Gods, that's hot.
** ''(Near the recruitment point, trying to quell fires 2):'' Come on, girl. Focus.
** ''(Near the recruitment point, trying to quell fires 3):'' Fuck them. Never again.
** ''(Near the recruitment point, trying to quell fires 4):'' Come at me, Zariel.
* ''(Rampaging inside the tollhouse after dealing with false Tyrians 1):'' “Fuck you!”
** ''(Rampaging inside the tollhouse 2):'' “I'm never going back!”
** ''(Rampaging inside the tollhouse 3):'' “Come and get me!”
** ''(Rampaging inside the tollhouse 4):'' “JUST TRY IT, ZARIEL! COME ON!”
** ''(Rage finished):'' “That ought to do it.”
* ''(Entering Tollhouse basement):'' "Ugh. That corpse is riper than Minauros{{ref|Third layer of The Nine Hells, described as an endless stinking marsh. Read more at {{FRWiki|Minauros|long}}}} bog."
* ''(Stepped on a pressure plate in the tollhouse vault):'' “Something's happening, but not enough something.”
* ''(Found the skeletal couple under the broken bridge leading to the road):'' “Ancient bones, long forgotten.”
** ''(Successful [[History]] check):'' "I see Harper armour. Druid, too. Maybe they fought together."
** ''(Failed):'' “Hope they're at peace, wherever they are.”


'''Lae'zel:'''
'''Fighting gnolls and dealing with [[Find the Missing Shipment|missing shipment]]:'''
* On your feet, soldier! That's an order!
* ''(After one of hyenas fled):'' “Scram! And whatever you do, don't go get your friends!”
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll from dying hyena, seq 1):'' “That creature it birthed was some kind of demonspawn.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “I've seen worse. ''Much worse''.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “We should find the rest - stop the infestation before it spreads.”
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll, seq 2 - knows about gnolls’ presence in area):'' “Demonspawn. We need to burn them out - they spread ''quickly''.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “They spread quickly - the whole coast will be infested if we don't burn them out.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “We should find the rest - stop the infestation before it spreads.”
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll, seq 3):'' “Wow, never seen anything quite like that.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Once-in-a-lifetime sight, that.”
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll, seq 4 - knows about gnolls’ presence in area):'' “Wow. That was pretty fantastic.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Once-in-a-lifetime sight, that.”
* ''(Found the missing shipment, [[Rugan]] dead, hasn’t met [[Zarys]]):'' “What a chest.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's crack it open!
* ''(Found the missing shipment, Rugan dead, has met Zarys):'' “This is Zarys' chest. Would probably be worth a few coin to her.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “But maybe it's worth more than the prize money, right?”
* ''(Found the missing shipment, conspired with Rugan, has met Zarys):'' “Zarys' treasure. Must be something good.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “May as well crack it open, right?”


'''Shadowheart:'''
'''At [[Waukeen's Rest]] and [[Zhentarim Hideout]]:'''
* C'mon, Fringe, back up with you!
* ''(Failed a [[Strength]] check to kick out the front door):'' “Damn it. Have to find another way in.”
* ''(Walking near the burning door in the tavern):'' “Door's gonna blow. If we open it, there's an inferno waiting for us.”
* ''(Cannot lift the fallen beams off [[Benryn]]):'' “Argh! Too heavy.”
* ''(Found [[Mirileth|Mirileth’s]] corpse):'' “That's got to be Miri.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Oh no. She... she's dead.”
* ''(Saw the haystack with hidden dowry, [[Investigation]] check):'' “Hey! There's a chest in here.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Hay there.”
* ''(Found a secret entrance to the [[Zhentarim Hideout]]):'' “Ooh! Lovely.”
* ''(Illusory wall in the Zhentarim Hideout, successful Investigation check):'' “A false wall. What's behind it?”
* ''(After the [[Flaming Fist]] guard refused to attack the Zhentarim):'' “Fists prefer roughing up petty thieves than dealing with real criminals.”


'''Jaheira:'''
'''Meeting with the githyanki scouts near the [[Mountain Pass]]:'''
* Fuck no. Not Jaheira.
* ''(Found giant scratches near Mountain Pass entrance):'' “Look at these gouges. Something big made these.”
* ''(Successful [[Arcana]] check):'' “Dragon claws. Amazing.”
* ''(Failed):'' “Maybe some natural phenomenon.”
* ''(Saw a [[Qudenos|red dragon]]):'' “Look at that. Red dragon. Evil, but beautiful.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “That thing could swallow us in a gulp.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “It's absolutely ''massive''.”
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “Stay low - it might not see us.”
** ''(Saw a red dragon, [[Frightened (Condition)|Frightened]]):'' “Red dragon! Take cover!”
** ''(Responding remark, Frightened): (are the same, but fired with different intonations)''
* ''(Read a roadsign after dragon’s attack):'' “So much for our detour.”
* ''(Picked up dead mercenary’s shield 1):'' “Shield's still warm. That dragon burns hotter than me.”
* ''(Picked up dead mercenary’s shield 2):'' “Still warm to the touch.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Those dragons burn hotter than me.”
* ''(Leaving the area after [[Lae'zel]] ran off to speak with [[Voss]]):'' “We're not leaving Lae'zel behind, are we?”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “We have to respect her choices. Or do we?”
* ''(Reacting to the sight of Lae’zel’s dead body):'' “Dammit. This shouldn't have happened.


'''Gale:'''
==== [[Rosymorn Monastery]] ====
* Gale! Come on, magic man, hang on!


'''Wyll:'''
'''Walking down the [[Rosymorn Monastery Trail]]:'''
* WYLL! NO!
* ''(Looking at the valley vista from the viewpoint {{coords|-30|-100}}):'' “Look at that beauty. Ah, I love it here.”
* ''(Looking at the monastery ruins from afar):'' “This place has good bones. Terrible skin, though.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I kinda like it. Rough around the edges.”
* ''(Recognizing [[Lathander]] depiction in the statue at {{coords|-63|-133}}, [[Religion]] check successful):'' “Lathander. Sun god, I think. Seems like a good chap.”
* ''(Tried to use the cable car, [[Strength]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Must've been out of use for a long old time.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Argh! Stuck. Bloody old thing.”
* ''(Came up to a broken bridge at {{coords|-106|-184}}):'' “Broken! Must be another way somewhere.”


'''Minthara:'''
'''Exploring the ruined monastery:'''
* On your feet, Minthara! Today's not your day.
* ''(Came up to the body of a [[Corliss Undertump|cultist]] killed by the [[Add'ath|gith guard]]):'' “Everyone hates the Absolute, I guess.”
* ''(Approaching the statue of Lathander at {{coords|73|4}}):'' “Lathander's got no love for ravening undead, does he?”
* ''(Heard the warning from speaking bust, [[Arcana]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “A Magic Mouth{{ref|An [[Illusion School|illusion]] spell that allows to transfer a voice message to anyone who activates a certain trigger. It is not available to cast or learn within the game. Apart from the monastery, active spells can also be found in the [[Thorm Mausoleum]] and in the [[Undercity Ruins]], on the path to the [[Bhaal Temple]]. More on it at {{FRWiki|Magic mouth|long}}}} spell. That voice belonged to someone long dead now.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Talking statues. I don't like the sound of that.”
* ''(Found the corpse with a longsword in the chest, [[History]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Clean cut. Githyanki blade.”
** ''(Failed):'' “A very sharp blade did that.”
* ''(Found active [[Guardian of Faith]] spell):'' “A Guardian of Faith spell. Must've been real faith to've lasted this long.”
* ''(In the [[Rosymorn_Monastery#Dawnmasters_memorial|Ceremonial room]], removed the weapon from the altar):'' “Out cold. Is that... good?”
* ''(Placed a non-Ceremonial weapon on altar):'' “Oh good - old trusty will do just fine.”
* ''(Heard [[Gremishka]] meowlings):'' “Is something... crying?”
* ''(Recognized Gremishkas, ? check successful):'' “A gremishka! Careful, these things hate magic.”
* ''(Used magic close to a Gremishka):'' “Damn thing's allergic to magic.”
* ''(Entered a combat with drunk [[Kobold]]s):'' “That kobold smells like a keg of spirits. Flammable, that.”
* ''(Pass by an inactive Lathander's Lance on the roof, knows the where creche is):'' “What a weapon. Wonder if it was used against the githyanki.”
** ''(Doesn’t know the creche location):'' “Wow, look at you. Formidable.”
* ''(Found a githyanki skeleton at {{coords|45|19}}, has been to the creche):'' “Must've been part of the first group that raided this place.”
** ''(Hasn’t found the creche yet):'' “Is that... a githyanki?”
* ''(The [[Giant Eagle]] calling for help in combat):'' “Bloody bird's calling for help!”


'''Minsc:'''
==== [[Crèche Y'llek]] ====
* Oh, no you don't, baldy. On your feet!
* ''(Entered the [[Crèche_Y'llek#Infirmary_and_Dormitory|Dormitory]]):'' “Glad the githyanki don't deny themselves every luxury.”
* ''(Read the parchment with the rules on the dormitory wall):'' “I wouldn't last a tenday in a place with this many rules.”
* ''(Set Gremishka loose from the [[Zel'i|gith kids’]] chest):'' “Whoa gods!”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Fuck those kids, poor thing.”
* ''(Looking at the devices in [[Stornugoss|Stornugoss’]] laboratory):'' “Thingies, yokes, and mabobs.”
* ''(Breathed in the [[Strange Gas]] in the [[Crèche_Y'llek#Hatchery|Hatchery]]):'' “I don't feel so good. Weakened by stench.”
* ''(Looking around in the Hatchery):'' “Now that's what I call moist.”
* ''(Saw anatomical diagrams in the [[Crèche_Y'llek#Classroom|Classroom]]):'' “Highly detailed. Nasty.”
* ''(Hit a training dummy in the Classroom):'' “Hah. It's kind of cute.”
* ''(Started a fight with [[Kethk|sa'varsh Kethk]] and his students):'' “Loyal pupils - all the more dangerous.”
* ''(Opened the apple crate in the corridor):'' “Yummy.”
* ''(Read the map in [[Crèche_Y'llek#Captain's_Quarters|Captain’s Quarters]]):'' “Look at that. A map of the entire Sword Coast. Hope they aren't planning anything untoward.”
* ''(Killed [[Therezzyn]], reminding themselves about the Inquisitor):'' “Goon down. Where's the boss?”
* ''(Interacted with the deactivated barrier):'' “Barrier's down. Handy.”
* ''(Walking the bridge that leads to [[Crèche_Y'llek#Inquisitor's_Chamber|Inquisitor’s Chamber]]):'' “Ominous.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “You said it.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “I'm a bit afraid this Inquisitor won't want to say anything useful.”
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “We'll be lucky if he doesn't start off with a cheap shot, I think.
* ''(Try to use an inactive Planecaster, before speaking to [[W'wargaz]]):'' “Disappointing.”


'''Astarion:'''
'''Searching and obtaining the [[Blood of Lathander]]:'''
* Astarion, you leech, you can't die like this!
* ''(Found empty altar for the fake Blood of Lathander {{coords|74|67}}):'' “This is where they kept the 'Blood of Lathander'?”
* ''(Read the note in the Dawnmaster’s secret stash):'' “'Blood of Lathander.' Real or metaphorical?”
* ''(Picked up the [[Strange Chunk of Amber|fake Blood of Lathander]]):'' “This can't be the blood of Lathander, can it? It's a bit... eh.”
* ''(Noticed the statues in Inquisitor’s Chamber, [[Perception]] check successful):'' “Grooves on the floor. Can these babies move?”
** ''(If the party has read [[Old Maintenance Records]] at {{coords|102|26}}):'' “These are the statues of Lathander from the book. Shouldn't they move, then?”
* ''(Failed to rotate the statue in Inquisitor’s Chamber):'' “Argh! It's stuck.”
* ''(Hit the stuck statue weakly):'' “Harder!”
* ''(Solved the statue puzzle in Inquisitor’s Chamber):'' “What's behind the secret door?”
* ''(Upon entering the Dawnbreak Gate):'' “Like it hasn't been touched in a millenium. Incredible.”
* ''(Took the Blood of Lathander, using [[Dawnmaster's Crest]]):'' “Well-guarded stash. We did well to make it.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Must've been a precious artefact.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “I believe it. This thing looks powerful.”
* ''(Managed to stop the armed Lance):'' “Phew. That was way too close.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “I didn't claw my way out of Avernus to go out in a pile of rubble.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Maybe we'll take a lighter touch next time. Maybe.”
* ''(Managed to stop the armed Lance, answering to [[Lae'zel]]):'' “We worked it out, right?”
* ''(Near the armed Lance on the roof):'' “Shit, that thing's going to blow!”
* ''(Took the Blood of Lathander and got trapped):'' “Hello, a little help here?”
** ''(Responding remark, avatar is trapped (not her)):'' “Don't worry, soldier - I'm on it.”
** ''(Responding remark, a party member is trapped (not her)):'' “I'll get them out - you look for a way out!”
** ''(Took the mace after destroying the barrier’s source):'' “Brace yourself, the walls are falling down!”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Let's move!”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “We need to move - NOW!”
* ''(Got through the portal on the roof):'' “That was close. Get me out of here...”
* ''(Ran to the right roof):'' “I need to get down!”
* ''(Ran to the left balcony):'' “Almost there!”
* ''(Jumped to the left roof 1):'' “Not long left - we need to get out of here!”
* ''(Jumped to the left roof 2):'' “No time - we need to get down!
* ''(Destroyed the creche with the Lance):'' “It's gone. Levelled to the ground.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “It's a pity. That place was pretty beautiful.”


'''Halsin:'''
'''In the [[Astral Plane]]:'''
* Halsin! Hang on! Please!
* ''(The avatar returned from the [[Discover_the_Artefact's_Secrets#Facing_the_prism_inhabitant|Beckoning Cave]]):'' “Well? Tell me everything.”


== Location Remarks ==
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(By the dock in the [[Ravaged Beach]])
* "It's the River Chionthar. I'd know these waters anywhere."
* "Do you intend to vocalise every thought? Or just the most obvious ones?"
* "Makes a pleasant change from rivers of blood."
* "Let's hope the locals are friendly."
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=== Act Two ===  
=== Act Two ===  
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==== [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]] ====
* ''(Entering the Shadow-Cursed Lands for the first time):'' “Kind of beautiful - but also feels like you could choke on your own breath here.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Only way to Moonrise, unfortunately.”
* ''(Looking at the distorted land within Shadow Curse):'' “Even the ground's been ground away. How?”
* ''(Looking at the former battlefield):'' “This is a battlefield. An old one, but still.”
* ''(Found old war machines, [[History]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Siege weapons. Looks like they haven't been touched in a hundred years.”
** ''(Failed):'' "This stuff is ancient."
* ''(Found non-dousable torches):'' “Can't douse this torch!”
** ''(Trying to recognize the spell, [[Arcana]] check successful):'' “Looks like a Continual Flame spell.”
** ''(Failed):'' “But why?”
* ''(Found fresh flowers near [[Oliver|Oliver’s]] hovel, not knowing the story):'' “Flowers. How? I thought the shadows ate everything alive.”
** ''(Knowing about him from [[Halsin]]):'' “These are the flowers Halsin mentioned, right?”
* ''(Looking for Oliver in hide-and-seek game, [[Perception]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “There you are! Got you!”
** ''(Failed):'' “All right, kid, where the hell did you go?”
* ''(Met [[Rolan]] near the bridge to [[Reithwin Town]]):'' “That can't be Rolan, can it? He wouldn't be so foolish.”
 
'''Feeling the effect of the [[Shadow Curse]]:'''
* ''(Feeling the effect of Shadow Curse, 1):'' “I feel... cold. Miserable. What kind of dark is this?”
** ''(Feeling the effect of Shadow Curse, 2):'' “Don't know how much longer I'll last in this darkness.”
** ''(Feeling the effect of Shadow Curse, 3):'' “This isn't right. I feel like absolute shit in this darkness.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Me too. So cold.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “I... I won't last much longer.”
** ''(Responding remark 3 - looking for a solution):'' “We need something to get rid of these shadows.”
* ''(Feeling the effect of Shadow Curse, looking for light source):'' “I'm running out of steam here. I need to get out of these shadows, or find some light.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I swear, these shadows are eating my soul. We need light...”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Light's a good idea. Might protect us against this darkness.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I think I'm 'most'.”
* ''(Feeling the effect of Shadow Curse, answers to [[Shadowheart]] who doesn’t, 1):'' “Speak for yourself. I feel awful.”
** ''(Answer to Shadowheart 2):'' “Luck you.”
* ''(Negated the Curse with a light source):'' “Hey - light seems to protect against the shadows.”
* ''(A torch snuffed out in deeper curse, 1):'' “Crap - torches aren't any good here.”
** ''(Remark 2):'' “How are we supposed to see if torches won't work here?”
** ''(Remark 3):'' “This darkness bites back. Will have to make do without a torch.”
** ''(Remark 4):'' “Darkness stronger than fire. Don't like that.”
 
'''Dealing with Shadow Curse victims:'''
* ''(Found the [[Dead Druid's Journal]], [[Nature]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Someone was researching the shadows. Good advice in here.”
** ''(Failed):'' “The shadows are spreading? Well, shit.”
* ''(Read graverobber’s note):'' “Ellie May - wasn't that name on one of the tombstones I read?”
** ''(Read graverobber’s note, saw the grave/got the [[Family Ring|ring]]):'' “Ellie May's ring. Thanks, lady.”
** ''(Found Ellie May’s grave):'' “Grave's a mess. Rogue animals, maybe.”
** ''(Found animal tracks near Ellie May’s grave):'' “Animal tracks. Looks like they jumped down.”
** ''(Found animal’s burrow down the ledge):'' “Aha. Found the nest.”
** ''(Saw a boar killed by the Shadow Curse at {{coords|92|159}}):'' “Shadows will take whatever's living.”
* ''(Saw the dead grove tieflings, [[Investigation]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “There was a struggle here. These people didn't want to go - wherever they were taken.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Rest in peace, my friends. I hope a better life awaits you.”
* ''(Saw the dead cursed ox, Investigation check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “This thing put up a fight. But who'd kill an ox out here unless...”
** ''(Failed):'' “What happened to this poor beast?”
* ''(Saw the dead cursed ox’s master, [[Medicine]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Gored by an ox, I think. Tsk, was this one of the refugees from the druid's grove?”
** ''(Failed):'' “Oh no. Was this one of the refugees from the druid's grove?”
* ''(Found a dead raven nearby [[Last Light Inn]], ? check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Thing's been consumed by the shadows. Poor fella.”
** ''(Failed):'' “A little cursed for my taste.”
 
'''Encounters with the drider and the pixie:'''
* ''(Took the [[Moonlantern]] from the [[Kar'niss|drider]] corpse):'' “Well done. Now I just need that lantern.”
* ''(Set [[Dolly Thrice]] free):'' “A pixie! Ooh, neat!”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Little wings, big mean mouth.”
* ''(Set Dolly free but angered her):'' “Fierce thing. Bet she could turn me inside out if she wanted.”
** ''(Responding remark to an angered pixie):'' “Lots of bark. Bet she's got a good bite too.”
* ''(Found drider’s route starting point):'' “Must've been the caravan's home base.”
** ''(Responding remark, defeated the drider):'' “No more giant spides on the prowl, thanks to us.”
** ''(Responding remark, haven’t defeated the drider 1):'' “Look at this place. Set up to snatch people up and put them in shackles.”
** ''(Responding remark, haven’t defeated the drider 2):'' “Spidey and co. got pretty far from home base.”
 
'''Leaving the Shadow-Cursed Lands:'''
* ''(At the road to Baldur’s Gate):'' “An army's stampeded through here. A big army.”
* ''(If has seen the [[Absolute|Absolute’s]] army from the cemetery cliff):'' “The Absolute's army trampled through here. We can't let them get to Baldur's Gate.”
 
==== [[Last Light Inn]]====
* ''(Approaching the Moonshield around the inn):'' “Would you look at that. No shadows.”
* ''(Saw a stuffed bear upon entering the inn, [[Nature]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Darkmaw the Wicked! Legendary king of the forest.”
** ''(Responding remark to successful):'' “Legend has it his kingdom ran from the Wood of Sharp Teeth to Cloak Wood. How'd he end up here?”
** ''(Failed):'' “I'm watching you, buddy.”
* (Looking at the graveyard behind the inn): “Glad to see someone in this place got a proper burial.”
* ''(Found rocks piled by [[Marcus]], have spoken to him):'' “Marcus did this. Sick bastard.”
** ''(Not knowing the story):'' “Someone caved this Flaming Fist's face in. Grim.”
* ''(Too heavy to lift rocks, spoke to Marcus):'' “Whatever Marcus hid under here, he hid it well.”
** ''(Too heavy to lift rocks, not knowing the story):'' “Ngh! Bloody rocks.”
* ''(Found bloody [[Flaming Fist]] armour on the inn roof, [[Medicine]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Someone shed Flaming Fist armour - and blood.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Hm. Odd.”
* ''(Confronted [[Meenlock]]s in the inn cellar, [[Arcana]] check):''
** ''(Successful 1):'' “Careful - those are meenlocks. Fire or light should put them off.”
** ''(Successful 2):'' “Meenlocks! Those claws are sharp as hell.”
** ''(Responding remark to successful):'' “Meenlocks! These buggers thrive in the dark. Let's light 'em up.”
** ''(Arcana check failed 1):'' “Those claws look vicious.”
** ''(Failed 2):'' “Oh gods, what now.”
** ''(Responding remark to failed):'' “Those claws look vicious. Defend, soldier!”
* ''(Found a Selûnite shrine in the cellar, answer to [[Shadowheart]] (Sharran)):'' “Cosy down here. Secret, even.”
** ''(Answer to Shadowheart (non-Sharran)):'' “I liked you before, but I extra like you now.”
* ''(Saw [[Rolan|Rolan’s]] projection after he left the inn):'' “Did he really go off into the shadows alone? Wonder how long he'll last.”
* ''(Noticed the [[Strange Ox]]):'' “I've got a good sense for horned freaks, and that ox is one of them.”
** ''(Defeated the Strange Ox):'' “Well. Got a bit more than we bargained for with that one.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Good fight, anyway. I needed that.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Well! I'll stay on my toes around cows from now on.”
* ''(Noticed a note in [[Art Cullagh|Art Cullagh’s]] pocket):'' “What's that in your pocket, sir?”
** ''(Picked up Art Cullagh’s writ):'' “He was investigating the House of Healing. Must've found something there, right?”
* ''([[Halsin]] entered [[Shadowfell]]):'' “It worked! Halsin's in the Shadowfell now.”
** ''(Defending Halsin’s portal, initial wave):'' “Come at me you fucking shades.”
** ''(Defending Halsin’s portal, 2nd wave):'' “Shadow's been swallowing cultists.”
** ''(Defending Halsin’s portal, 3rd wave):'' “How many more of these can we take?”
** ''(Defending Halsin’s portal, 4th wave):'' “Gith warriors?! Gods, what hasn't this thing swallowed.”
** ''(Defending Halsin’s portal, final wave):'' “Hold on! Halsin will be out soon... right?”
** ''(Halsin died during the ritual):'' “Oh no. Halsin!”
* ''(Starting a fight against shadows that siege the inn):'' “Those damn shadows. We're going to have to fight our way out of this one.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “They're already gone - don't hesitate!”
* ''(Saw a giant tentacle when defending the inn from shadows):'' “What. The. Fuck.”
 
==== [[Reithwin Town]] ====
* ''(Entering the [[Mason's Guild]]):'' “Look at that. A Mason's Guild.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Maybe a nice big hammer for Karlach.”
* ''(Found a map of Moonrise Towers in the Mason's Guild cellar):'' "A red 'x'. I know what that means."
* ''(Reading the plaques on the statue at the town square):'' ”Hey, I can push these plaques! Hmm...”
** ''(Entered [[Sharran Sanctuary]] under the town square):'' “No curse in here. Wonder why.”
** ''(Trying to exit Sharran Sanctuary after waking the guards):'' “Can't get out! Need to face those guardians first.”
 
'''In and around [[Reithwin Tollhouse]]:'''
* ''(Approaching Tollhouse):'' “A Tollhouse.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Money, money?”
* ''(Approaching Tollhouse, saw [[Harpers|Harpers’]] prayers on the wall at {{coords|-81|-67}}):'' “Protective charms... prayers. The Harpers, right before they attacked.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Didn't do much good. Pity.”
* ''(Opened Cormyte Shipment Box):'' “Silks from Cormyr... empty.”
* ''(Opened Dale Shipment Trunk):'' “Cheese from the Dalelands. My favourite!”
* ''(Opened Thayan Shipment Box):'' “Gems from Thay. Only one left.”
* ''(Blocked door to Tollhouse’s master room):'' “Door's blocked from the other side.”
* ''(Interact with the ‘Confiscated’ room plaque):'' “Gotta be another way in.”
* ''(Saw a pile of pet collars):'' “'Rascal.' 'Jagoda.' Dried blood all over these things. That's awful.”
** ''(Have read the poster near the brewery):'' “Bloody collars. Is that what happened to those pets? I'm gonna cry!”
* ''(Killed [[Gerringothe Thorm]]):'' “Whatever monster she became, she was a person, once. Before this curse.”
 
'''In the [[House of Healing]]:'''
* ''(Entering the House of Healing):'' “Looks like a hospital - or a healer's house, anyway.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Might be some potions inside. Or a load of cursed scalpels flying at our faces.”
* ''(At the Infirmary, saw [[Arabella|Arabella’s]] mother):'' “Oh no. This is Arabella's mother.”
** ''(Saw Arabella’s father):'' “Damn. That's Arabella's father.”
** ''(Saw either, haven’t met them):'' “Ah. May you rest in peace.”
* ''(Killed [[Malus Thorm]]):'' “Scalpels down, thank the gods.”
* ''(Malus Thorm killed by his nurses):'' “What kind of hell did I just watch.”
* ''(After Malus Thorm killed himself):'' “If only all our enemies could be convinced to take themselves out.”
* ''(In the [[Morgue]], saw footprints):'' “Less dust on the left there. Someone's been through here.”
* ''(Looking at the army camp from the cemetery cliff, knowing about the [[Absolute]]):'' “Look at all those campfires. The Absolute's army? Better steer clear.”
** ''(Not knowing about the Absolute):'' “Look at all those campfires. Practically an army. Better steer clear.”
 
'''At The [[Waning Moon]]:'''
* (Upon entering The Waning Moon): “Must be a distillery.”
** (Responding remark): “Maybe we can find a flagon of something curse-resistant.”
* ''(Read the poster in front of the brewery):'' “Missing: Rascal - brown puppy. Jagoda - black and white cat. Zola...' Why so many missing pets?”
** ''(Already noticed the collars ner Tollhouse):'' “Missing - 'Zola'. 'Rascal'. Why do those names sounds familiar? Tsk, the blood-stained collars.”
* ''(Starting a fight with [[Thisobald Thorm]]):'' “Guy is cursed and totally soused. Those types don't go down easy.”
* ''(Killed Thisobald Thorm):'' “Poor bloke. Wouldn't have minded drinking with him in another life.”
* ''(Found remains in the Waning Moon backroom):'' “Someone drowned in alcohol. Yeesh.”
** ''(Found remains, having read Thisobald’s diary):'' “Looks like this is the woman who tried to blackmail the brewer.”
* ''(Voss’ [[Qua'nith Psionic Detector]] activated, [[Lae'zel]] spurned [[Vlaakith]]):'' “Voss' device is raising a stink. Must be githyanki nearby.”
** ''(Detector activated, Lae’zel rejected [[Voss]]):'' “That device Voss gave us is making a racket. Why?”
* ''(After defeating gith hunters, Lae’zel spurned Vlaakith):'' “Voss was right. Does that mean Vlaakith really is hunting us down?”
** ''(Defeated gith hunters, Lae’zel rejected Voss):'' “A githyanki hunting party. Did Voss' device detect them?”
 
====[[Gauntlet of Shar]]====
'''Approaching [[Thorm Mausoleum]]:'''
* ''(Looking at old graves near the mausoleum, [[Religion]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Hasty graves. Selûnite, among others. Must've been quite the battle.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Hasty graves. Wonder whose.”
** ''(Knowing the story of the conflict):'' “Hasty graves. Selûnite, among others. I suppose they died fighting Ketheric's Sharran army, all those years ago.”
* ''(Upon approaching the entrance):'' “Huh. Never seen sigils like these before.”
* ''(Found [[Dark Justiciar]] corpses near temple, knows the story):'' “These must be Ketheric's Dark Justiciars. Or what's left of them.”
* ''(Not knowing the story):'' “Old corpses - very old.”
 
'''Inside the Mausoleum:'''
* ''(Heard [[Balthazar|Balthazar’s]] warning from the skull):'' “Balthazar. That's Ketheric's right hand. But I've never been afraid of a necromancer or two.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Aye. Eyes up, weapons ready.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “I'll stay on my guard. We're on the back foot down here.”
* ''(Saw Balthazar’s bone decorations):'' “Shouldn't all these bones be tucked away neatly in their tombs?”
* ''(Found [[Myrkul|Myrkul's]] symbol drawn by Balthazar, [[Religion]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Myrkul was here. Or one of his fans, anyway.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Don't like the look of that. Don't know why.”
* ''(Found Balthazar’s map):'' “There's a temple down there?! And something lurking in there, too. Fascinating.”
 
'''Near [[Isobel|Isobel's]] sarcophagus:'''
* ''(Found the tomb open, before reading the plaque):'' “An open tomb. What could be horrifying about that?”
** ''(Haven’t met Isobel yet):'' “Ketheric had a daughter. Wonder if she was lost to the shadows.”
** ''(Met Isobel, does not know her parentage):'' “Isobel. Isn't that the name of the cleric at Last Light?”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “She can't be Isobel Thorm - can she? Ketheric's daughter?”
** ''(Knowing both):'' “Isobel's grave. Before Ketheric wrenched her back into the land of the living.”
* ''(Triggered a disarmed trap around Isobel’s tomb):'' “Disarmed traps. My lucky day. Unless something terrifying already tripped them.”
* ''(Looking at the mural depicting Moonrise Tower, haven’t visited it):'' “Bright tower. Pretty.”
** ''(Already been to Moonrise):'' “Moonrise Towers, once upon a time.”
* ''(Looking at the mural depicting grieving Ketheric, haven’t met him):'' “Oh, that's sad. Wonder who it's of.”
** ''(Has met Ketheric):'' “Ketheric Thorm in mourning for his daughter. Tsk, that's very sad.”
* ''(Looking at the mural depicting Ketheric with his army, not knowing the story):'' “Fierce-looking elf with an army of Sharrans. Wouldn't like to get caught in the middle.”
** ''(Knows the story):'' “Ketheric Thorm and his Dark Justiciars. Now there's a fall from grace for the history books.”
 
'''At the entrance to the temple itself:'''
* ''(Spotted the transporting disc to the temple):'' “That thing looks mobile. Maybe it can bring us somewhere.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Yeah, but where's it lead?”
* ''(First time entering the temple, [[Religion]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Looks Sharran. Beautiful but terrifying.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Gorgeous place, in a terrifying way.”
* ''(Heard the statue talking):'' “Is that Shar? The Shar?”
** ''(Heard [[Shar]] speaking again, elsewhere in the temple):'' “That couldn't have been Shar, could it?!”
* ''(Trying to open a magically-sealed door):'' “Magical lock. Will need to get clever here.”
* ''(Pushed off by force field around the statue):'' “Whoa, what was that?”
* ''(Saw any of the glowing rings around the statue):'' “No more getting knocked down. That ring's the key.”
* ''(Pushed off by force field of the outer ring):'' “Gotta be a way around that ring, right? The centre's so close...”
* ''(Pushed off by force field of the inner ring):'' “Dammit! Thought I had it.”
 
'''Elsewhere in the inner temple:'''
* ''(Spotted a [[Cloaker]]):'' “Oh shit! Cloaker!”
* ''(Found shattered [[Mirror of Loss]], Arcana check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Used to be magic in this mirror. Something... dark. Shattered, now.”
** ''(Failed):'' “Pity. Wanted to check my hair.”
* ''(Summoned [[Flesh]] in the battle with Balthazar and his minions)'': "It won't fight its... friends. Siblings?"
* ''(Killed Balthazar):'' “Goodnight forever, stink-breath.”
 
'''Dealing with [[Yurgir]] and [[Lyrthindor]]:'''
* ''(Looking at orthon’s corpse installations in the temple, knowing about his presence):'' “Just one example of why I'll never return to the Hells.”
** ''(Not knowing about him):'' “That's just horrible.”
* ''(Entering orthon’s lair):'' “We need those gems. Of course.”
* ''(Felt orthon’s ambush, [[Perception]] check successful):'' “Ambush - and a devil. I can feel it.”
* ''(Looking at orthon’s bed):'' “How very devilish.”
* ''(Killed orthon, knows [[Raphael|Raphael’s]] demand):'' “Not in the business of doing devils favours, but I suppose Raphael will be glad.”
** ''(Not knowing Raphael’s demand):'' “Wonder what a big bruiser like that was doing out of the Hells.”
* ''(An infernal circle near the rat altar):'' “Infernal ritual markings. Ugh, what's waiting for us?” ''Karlach passes Arcana check here automatically''
* ''(Found a [[One Becomes Many|scroll]] near the altar):'' “So one person could use this spell to become many. Pretty powerful.”
* ''(Fighting rats, between waves):'' “These hairy little shits don't give up easily - but neither do I.”
 
'''Passing [[Gauntlet_of_Shar#Trials_of_Shar|Trials of Shar]]:'''
* ''(Starting [[Gauntlet_of_Shar#Soft-Step_Trial|Soft-Step Trial]] and read the hint book in the [[Silent Library]]):'' “I need to reach the room behind the locked door without getting blown to bits or spotted or... whatever else this place has in store.”
** ''(Spotted by a [[Shadow]] during the trial):'' “Dammit. One step forward, a bunch back.”
** ''(Don’t have a hint from the book):'' “I've just got to... what do I need to do again?”
* ''(Starting [[Gauntlet_of_Shar#Self-Same_Trial|Self-Same Trial]], read the hint book):'' “I've got to fight myself. The only person who can take me down.”
** ''(Don’t have a hint from the book):'' “I don't understand. What am I meant to do?”
* ''(Starting [[Gauntlet_of_Shar#Faith-Leap_Trial|Faith-Leap Trial]], read the hint book):'' “That book had it right. I just need to remember where the platforms are and get across.”
** ''(Don’t have a hint from the book):'' “This is breaking my brain. I need a hint.”
* ''(Trying to activate the altar, not having a single [[Umbral Gem]] in inventory):'' “All right, who's seen some gems lying around?”
* ''(Spotted the first Umbral Gem, not knowing its purpose):'' “Pretty rock. What's it for?”
** ''(Knowing its purpose):'' “Ha-cha-cha, I bet that gem fits on the altar from before.”
* ''(Found another Gem, not knowing its purpose):'' “'Nother pretty rock. I'm sensing a pattern.”
** ''(Knowing its purpose):'' “I'll be needing that gem, thank you.”
* ''(In the Silent Library, pressed the correct button):'' “That did it.”
* ''(Picked up the [[Spear of Night]], not knowing its purpose):'' “Whey, would you get a load of that? What a spear.”
** ''(Knowing its purpose):'' “This has got to be the spear Shadowheart's after.”
* ''(Using the second transporting disc, knowing about Trials):'' “The disc is moving. Maybe it'll lead to the next step - or the end.”
** ''(Not knowing):'' “Disc is moving! That's good, right?”
 
'''At the Verge of Shadows and in the [[Shadowfell]]:'''
* ''(Read a plaque before entering Nightsong’s prison and read Balthazar's diary in Moonrise):'' “Don't like the sound of that. I thought we were finding the Nightsong, not something bloody.”
** ''(Not knowing the story):'' “The blood of Selûne? I really don't want to sacrifice anything, for the love of all.”
* ''(Upon entering the Shadowfell):'' “Feels like a dream - like I could fly.”
* ''(Leaving the Shadowfell, Shadowheart disappeared):'' “Shadowheart? You all right?”
 
'''Resolving [[Nightsong|Nightsong’s]] fate:'''
* (Saw [[Aylin]] trapped): “An awful fate, to be trapped here so long.”
** (Responding remark): “And all for Ketheric's greed. What a bastard.”
 
* (Killed Nightsong with [[Shadowheart]] in party): “That was hard to watch. Hope it was worth it, Shadowheart.”
** (Responding remark): “Hope you made She of the Absolute Misery feel better.”
* (Killed her, Shadowheart is not in party): “Oh goody. We've pissed off the immortal.”
** (Responding remark): “No sense in making her suffer more. Not after what she's been through.”
* (Killed her with Shadowheart as an avatar): “You killed her. After all she'd been through.”
** (Responding remark): “Hope your miserable god is delighted with herself.”
 
* (Freed Nightsong with [[Shadowheart]] in party): “She's incredible. You did the right thing.”
** (Responding remark): “Can't wait to watch her cleave Ketheric's head in two.”
* (Freed her, Shadowheart is not in party): “She's incredible.”
** (Responding remark): “Can't wait to see her cleave Ketheric's head in two.”
* (Freed her with Shadowheart as an avatar): “Fuck yes. She's incredible. Well-chosen, Shadowheart.”
** (Responding remark): “Can't wait to watch her break Ketheric's face.”
 
* (Surrendered Nightsong to Balthazar with [[Shadowheart]] in party): “How could you let that corpse take her?!”
** (Responding remark): “What goes around comes around. We're going to pay for this.”
* (Surrendered her, Shadowheart is not in party): “How could you just let him take her?!”
** (Responding remark): “I didn't sign up for this.”
* (Surrendered her with Shadowheart as an avatar): “How could you, Shadowheart?”
** (Responding remark): “That was wrong. And we're going to pay for it.”
 
==== [[Moonrise Towers]] ====
* ''([[Perception|Noticed]] mucus dripping from the wall in the kitchen {{coords|-129|-174}}):'' "Whatever's dripping from the walls is... alive. Organic, anyway."
* ''(The avatar sat on Ketheric's stone throne after general has left the main floor)'' "Evil overlordship isn't your look."
* ''(Read a scroll near bone altar in Ketheric's room)'' "Ketheric got up to something dark - very dark."
* ''(Read Melodia’s [[Letter to Ketheric]]):'' “Melodia. Ketheric's wife. She loved him - before he sold himself to the Absolute.”
* ''(Feeling a ‘hangover’ upon LR after using [[Araj Oblodra|Araj Oblodra’s]] unique potion):'' “Oh gods - my stomach's in bits.”
* ''(Reminding the avatar about [[Minthara]] after her trial):'' “Minthara's imprisoned here. She could probably be saved, if you didn't have a conscience.”
* ''(Walk near the place marked on Mason's map)'' "Didn't we see a red 'x' right here? On that map?"
 
'''In [[Balthazar|Balthazar's]] study:'''
* ''(Found Balthazar’s book in his secret room, seq 1):'' “So the Nightsong is the key to taking Ketheric down.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Might be possible to turn it against him - or destroy it.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Let's get looking. Something that valuable won't be easy to reach.”
* ''(Found Balthazar’s book in his secret room, seq 2):'' “So the Nightsong is the key to taking Ketheric down.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Nice name. Wonder if it's a music box or something.”
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Maybe we can turn it against Ketheric. Or destroy it.”
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “First we need to find it. Something that valuable won't be sitting on a shelf somewhere.”
* ''(Found Balthazar’s book in his secret room, seq 3):'' “This Nightsong must be the key to taking Ketheric down. Now we know what we're looking for.”
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “Won't be hard to get at, but we should get cracking.”
* ''(Found Ritual circle in Balthazar’s secret room):'' “This must be how Moonlanterns were made.”
** ''(If [[Gale]] already knows about it):'' “Gale will want to take a look at this.”
 
'''In the [[Moonrise Towers Prison]] and the [[Oubliette]]:'''
* ''(Approaching the prison):'' “Prisoners. We can't leave them here.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Can't risk getting locked up ourselves.”
* ''(Found themselves in the prison after coming too close to the army):'' “I guess trying to sneak pack the Absolute's army wasn't my best idea.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I knew we should've been a little more... I don't know, demure.”
* ''(Entered the [[Oubliette]] for the first time):'' “What a nightmare.”
** ''(Returned to the Oubliette):'' “Not this place again.”
* ''(Investigating Oubliette, saw the colony through a flesh-wrought window):'' “Hey - there's something beyond here. No way of getting through from this pit, though.”
* ''(Heard a screech in the Oubliette, has seen [[Hook Horror]]s):'' “Oh no. The big hook lads.”
** ''(Heard a screech in the Oubliette, hasn’t seen Hook Horrors):'' “Stay far, far away from whatever that was.”
* ''(Climbing up from the Oubliette):'' “Let's leave that horror show behind.”
'''At the [[Moonrise Towers Rooftop]]:'''
* ''(Before entering the door to the rooftop to fight [[Ketheric]]):'' “Ketheric Thorm is behind that door. I'm ready if you are.”
* ''(Observing the landscape from the Moonrise rooftop):'' “Could've been beautiful. Probably was, once.”
* ''(On the rooftop, looking into the tentacle hole):'' “Well. No choice but to follow.”
 
====[[Mind Flayer Colony]]====
* ''(Entering the colony, investigating):'' “Look at this. How long has it been sitting under the tower? And how deep does it go?”
* ''(Looking at neutral [[Intellect Devourer]]s):'' “Huh. They think we're... friends? Allies?”
* ''(Approaching [[Mizora|Mizora’s]] pod):'' “A cambion. Stay back.”
* ''(Found brine pool, [[Perception]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “No more tadpoles. Hope they all weren't used on people.”
** ''(Failed):'' “A brine pool with no tadpoles.”
* ''(Caught the last tadpole):'' “Funny looking tad. Wonder what gives.”
<!--* (Trying to use Regeneration pod, never used it before ? check failed): “Won't work. How do we get it running?”
* (Trying to use Regeneration pod, never used it before ? check successful): “I think it's siphoning life from whoever's unfortunate enough to be attached to this thing.”
* (Trying to use Regeneration pod, used it before): “Looks like it drains power from a host. Nasty.”
* (Regeneration pod being used on non-living creature): “Hm. Nope.”
* (When lying on the bed near the regeneration pod being used): “Yowch!”-->
 
'''In the [[Necrotic Laboratory]] and [[Mind_Flayer_Colony#Morgue|Morgue]]:'''
* ''(At the Necrotic Laboratory, near ritual circle, [[Arcana]] check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “It's a necromantic ritual. Drains the life out of people and leaves them as mindless undead.”
** ''(Failed):'' “That doesn't look good.”
* ''(Solved the [[Necrotic_Laboratory#Brain_Puzzle|mind puzzle]]):'' “That did it.”
** ''(Leaving the puzzle vault, answers [[Gale|Gale’s]] question):'' “Probably with a great gooey bang.”
* ''(Reading illithid manuscripts, Arcana check):''
** ''(Successful):'' “Funny. I can read this mind flayer script. Thanks, I guess, tadpole?”
** ''(Failed):'' “Don't know what's being said... but I think I can read this. Almost.”
* ''(Found [[Mol|Mol’s]] eyepatch, met her):'' “This is Mol's. Where is she?”
** ''(Never met her):'' “Someone with a bum eye's missing their patch.”
* ''(Feeling the effect of the [[Resonance Stone]]):'' “Haha! What's this feeling? I'm so... so happy.”
** ''(The effect ended):'' “Oh. Right. Not happy, just psionicked.”
* ''(Entering the colony’s [[Mind_Flayer_Colony#Morgue|Morgue]]):'' “Gods, it's like a charnel house. All these people.”
* ''(Saw a blood pool in the Morgue):'' “I'm gonna be sick.”
** ''(If the party has already been to the [[Oubliette]]):'' “All that blood. Guess there's a worse place than Avernus after all.”
* ''(Splattered with blood from a morgue chute):'' “Hmm. Tastes like dwarf.”
* ''(Looking at the corpse that fell out with blood from the chute):'' “Tsk. Whoever that was, this place chewed them up and spit them out.”
 
'''Final fight with Ketheric Thorm:'''
* ''(Before descending to Ketheric, saw nautiloid fleet):'' “A whole fleet of nautiloids. Here, on the Sword Coast.”
* ''(Activating the elevator while it’s at the same level):'' “Platform's here. Good to go.”
* ''(Taking the elevator down to Ketheric):'' “Tadpole's lashing around like a whip.”
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Mine too. It's... excited by something down here.”
* ''(Started a final fight with Ketheric, [[Nightsong]] captured again):'' “We can't get at him as long as the Nightsong's caged.”
* ''(Killed Ketheric Thorm):'' “He's dead. He's finished. But Gortash... Gortash was ''here''.”
* ''(Took Ketheric’s Netherstone after killing him as Apostle of Myrkul):'' “The ''Apostle of Myrkul'' - hadn't expected that. Or ''Gortash''.”
 
==== The [[Astral Plane]] ====
* ''(Saw the corpses of the Orpheus’s Royal Guard):'' “No demons, thank the gods. Just gith.”
* ''(Tried to attack [[Orpheus]]):'' “It's no use. He's invulnerable.”
* ''(Observing the rocks that Orpheus is chained to):'' “Whatever these rocks are, I can't smash 'em myself.”
* ''(Returned to the camp after meeting the [[Emperor]]):'' “I'm bushed. Let's get some sleep.”
 
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== Party Banter ==
== Party Banter ==
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=== {{Banter|Astarion}} ===
=== {{Banter|Astarion}} ===
(''While in plains'')
* '''Karlach''': Hahaha. Ha!
* '''Karlach''': Hahaha. Ha!
* '''Astarion''': What's so funny? You haven't got some laughing curse, have you?
* '''Astarion''': What's so funny? You haven't got some laughing curse, have you?
* '''Karlach''': I really made it out of Avernus. It's incredible.
* '''Karlach''': I really made it out of Avernus. It's incredible.
* '''Astarion''': All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call.
* '''Astarion''': All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call.
<hr>
(At [[Forest]])
* '''Astarion''': Biting flies, midges - shouldn't nature be beautiful and serene? It looks so nice in the Upper City parks.
* '''Karlach''': Upper City, huh? Swish. Never spent much time there myself.
* '''Astarion''': I'll happily take you. If we survive this bugs' banquet.
* '''Karlach''': Sounds good. I've always been curious what a patriar loo looks like.
<hr>
(At [[Sunlit Wetlands]])
* '''Astarion''': Transforming into a mind flayer might have its perks. At least then I could float over this muck.
* '''Karlach''': Not one for roughing it, I see.
* '''Astarion''': Wallowing in filth is for pigs and children, my dear.
* '''Karlach''': Pigs, children, and people with a little bit of grit.
<hr>
<hr>
(At [[Grymforge]])
(At [[Grymforge]])
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* '''Astarion''': So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind?
* '''Astarion''': So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind?
* '''Karlach''': The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions!
* '''Karlach''': The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions!
* '''Astarion''': Losing your mind it is! Probably the tadpole - the weirdest things seems to be...
* '''Astarion''': Losing your mind it is! Probably the tadpole - the weirdest things seem to be...
<hr>
(Near [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
* '''Astarion''': Gods, how are we not there yet? My feet are killing me.
* '''Karlach''': Want me to carry you?
* '''Astarion''': Oh, darling, would you?
* '''Karlach''': Sure! If you promise to swap once I get tired.
* '''Astarion''': Please, I can barely manage my pack - you'd kill me.
<hr>
<hr>
(At [[Last Light Inn]] Graveyard)
* '''Astarion''': The graveyard's ancient, but the graves are fresh.
* '''Karlach''': Feeling at home?
* '''Astarion''': I haven't set foot in a graveyard since I became a spawn, thank you. Vampires are nothing like those other undead.
* '''Karlach''': True. I've never heard a mummy complain about a wrinkled doublet. Or sour wine.
<hr>
(At [[Rivington]])
* '''Karlach''': Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once.
* '''Karlach''': Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once.
* '''Astarion''': Really? I prefer my company extraordinary.
* '''Astarion''': Really? I prefer my company extraordinary.
* '''Karlach''': Aww, thanks.  
* '''Karlach''': Aww, thanks.
* '''Astarion''': Don't thank me, thank Gortash.
* '''Astarion''': Don't thank me, thank Gortash.
* '''Karlach''': Excuse you. I didn't need that prick to make me who I am.
* '''Karlach''': Excuse you. I didn't need that prick to make me who I am.
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* '''Karlach''': All good, fangs.
* '''Karlach''': All good, fangs.
<hr>
<hr>
(At [[Lower City|Grey Harbour Docks]])
(At [[Baldur's Mouth]])
* '''Astarion''': Probably best if I keep a low profile. They used to know me all too well in the Elfsong.
* '''Karlach''': Wonder if our paths ever crossed in the before-times. Were you always so sneaky?
* '''Astarion''': I haven't survived for two centuries by being reckless. And I hope to survive at least two more.
* '''Karlach''': Yeah yeah, don't rub it in.
<hr>
(At [[Grey Harbour Docks]])
* '''Karlach''': Can you swim, Astarion?
* '''Karlach''': Can you swim, Astarion?
* '''Astarion''': I'm... not sure, honestly.
* '''Astarion''': I'm... not sure, honestly. It's been a couple of hundred years.
* '''Astarion''': It's been a couple of hundred years.
* '''Karlach''': You're missing out! Loved it as a kid. This water looks nasty as hell, though.
* '''Karlach''': You're missing out! Loved it as a kid. This water looks nasty as hell though.
* '''Astarion''': Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbour' for nothing.
* '''Astarion''': Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbor' for nothing.
<hr>
<hr>
(At [[Felogyr’s Fireworks]])
(At [[Felogyr's Fireworks]])
* '''Karlach''': Oh man! WHIZBANGS!
* '''Karlach''': Oh man! WHIZBANGS!
* '''Astarion''': Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place.
* '''Astarion''': Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place.
* '''Karlach''': (Oh man! Whizbangs!)
* '''Karlach''': (Oh man! Whizbangs!)
* '''Astarion''': Better.
* '''Astarion''': Better.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Hey. What's on your mind, Astarion? You seemed a million miles away just then.
* '''Astarion''': Hmm? Oh, I was just pondering that heart of yours.
* '''Astarion''': There were times I would've been thrilled if everyone who put their hands on me burst into flames.
* '''Karlach''': I'd trade you if I could.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Astarion''': So the more you cool down, the more your love life heats up?
* '''Karlach''': Seems that way! But I'm a bit out of practice, to be honest.
* '''Astarion''': I'm sure it'll all come back to you. You'll be as depraved as the rest of us in no time.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Astarion''': I hear you were spotted being 'normal' in the Singing Lute, Karlach. Are you feeling all right?
* '''Karlach''': Seemed like the right thing to do. I've never really tried 'normal' before.
* '''Astarion''': And? How did you find the quiet life?
* '''Karlach''': It was nice. It was really nice.
* '''Astarion''': I never thought I'd see the day - our champion of the Hells has gone soft.
* '''Karlach''': Maybe I have. Finally.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': I never was a sucker for a smooth-talker, but I admit, Astarion, you're pretty slick.
* '''Astarion''': And you're rather the opposite of slick. Do you have a point?
* '''Karlach''': I was just being nice.
* '''Astarion''': Step one of starting a conversation: think before you speak.
* '''Karlach''': Never was my strong suit.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Sorry if this is rude, but... can vampires fall in love?
* '''Astarion''': What a preposterous question. Vampires can do anything you can do, and a damn sight better.
* '''Karlach''': Sunbathe? Swim?
* '''Astarion''': All right, there are a few limited exceptions.
* '''Karlach''': Good to know love is on the table though.
* '''Astarion''': It is. Though if the table is laden with good wine and meat, love is often left to rot with the salad leaves.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'')
* '''Karlach''': So our vamp isn't so heartless after all.
* '''Astarion''': Rich of you to talk about someone else's heart, Karlach.
* '''Astarion''': But I must admit, my chest has been feeling a touch lighter recently.
* '''Karlach''': It suits you beautifully.
* '''Astarion''': Yes, most things do.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant'')
* '''Karlach''': You know, Astarion, I'm not sure I can trust you anymore. You're... different. A bit scary, to be honest.
* '''Astarion''': I have one person who trusts me completely. That's enough for me.
* '''Karlach''': Treat them right, or you'll have me to answer to.
* '''Karlach''': I can whittle up a good stake in no time if the mood takes me.


=== {{Banter|Gale}} ===
=== {{Banter|Gale}} ===
 
(''While in plains'')
* '''Gale''': Nothing like a brisk stroll through the forest to invigorate the spirits.
* '''Gale''': I don't suppose you've any clue where we are in relation to Waterdeep?
* '''Karlach''': I was just thinking the same thing but less poetically.
* '''Karlach''': From this distance between Elturel and Baldur's Gate, I'd say... a long way away.
* '''Gale''': Ah. That will make getting word to my mother rather tricky.
* '''Gale''': No matter - what she doesn't know can't hurt her. Not at this distance, anyway.
<hr>
(At [[Forest]])
* '''Gale''': Nothing like a brisk stroll through the forest to invigorate the spirit.
* '''Karlach''': I was just thinking the same thing, but less poetically.
* '''Gale''': And without so much as a stirring from our tadpoles.
* '''Gale''': And without so much as a stirring from our tadpoles.
* '''Karlach''': A girl could get used to this.<hr>
* '''Karlach''': A girl could get used to this.
(At Rethwin Tollhouse)
<hr>
 
(At [[Blighted Village]])
* Karlach: Whoa! Almost slipped there.
* '''Karlach''': Looks like this town was ransacked - by soldiers, if my eyes don't deceive me.
* Gale: You wouldn't be the first, I'd wager. It's been some time since these walkways felt the carpenter's hammer.
* '''Gale''': Quite cruelly, too.
* Karlach: You gonna catch me if I eat a brick?
* '''Karlach''': Must've been an awful day for the people who lived here.
* Gale: With my reflexes? I'd catch you before you so much as stubbed a toe.<hr>(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])
* '''Gale''': If nothing else, I hope it was a mercifully short one.
 
<hr>
* '''Karlach:''' Man, it's good to be home. First round on who?
(In the [[Underdark]])
* '''Gale:''' She who thirsts buys drinks the first.
* '''Karlach''': Just when I was getting used to the sky again...
* '''Karlach:''' You won't pin me down with a rhyme, wizard!
* '''Gale''': Fear not, Karlach. Sun, moon and stars will still be there waiting for us.
* '''Gale:''' She who declines gets the worst of the wines.
* '''Karlach''': Meanwhile, this place is pretty spectacular, isn't it?
 
* '''Gale''': No book or painting could ever do its strange beauty justice. But perhaps our stories might, when we return to the surface.
=== {{Banter|Shadowheart}} ===
<hr>
* '''Karlach''': Ahh. Flowers, leaves, grass. Can't beat it.
(At [[Grymforge]])
* '''Shadowheart''': I was raised in the city - I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves.
* '''Gale''': The architects who built this must have been remarkable. A pity their vision didn't stand the test of time.
* '''Karlach''': Before I went to Avernus, I'd have agreed with you. Nothing quite like Baldur's Gate, is there?
* '''Karlach''': All's not lost. I mean, just look at this place.
* '''Shadowheart''': Nothing in my recollection, anyway...
* '''Gale''': You've quite the knack for finding the bright side of things, haven't you?
* '''Karlach''': Hope keeps you going.
<hr>
(Near [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
* '''Karlach''': Man, adventuring is thirsty work.
* '''Gale''': There used to be a monastery in this region known for producing a wonderful ale.
* '''Karlach''': That sounds like heaven! Wait. Used to?
* '''Gale''': Oh, yes - long ruined, I'm afraid. No chance of a frothing pitcher awaiting us there, but still - at least your thirst for knowledge is quenched.
* '''Karlach''': Ugh.
<hr>
(On the road to [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]])
* '''Gale''': Do you feel that? A darkness, pulling at the strands of the Weave.
* '''Karlach''': You'll still be able to do your wizard thing, though, right?
* '''Gale''': Of course, but that doesn't make the shadows less dangerous.
* '''Karlach''': Joy.
<hr>
(At [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]] Forest)
* '''Karlach''': Doing all right, Gale?
* '''Gale''': Oh, you know... Still alive and kicking, despite being surrounded on all sides by an endless manifestation of darkness and decay...
* '''Karlach''': I feel it too. Here if you need a pick-me-up.
<hr>
(At [[Last Light Inn - Cellar]] Shrine)
* '''Gale''': A hidden shrine, dedicated to the Moon Maiden herself. Even amidst this darkness, Selunites are stubborn enough to cling on.
* '''Karlach''': Pretty beautiful, isn't it?
<hr>
(At [[The Waning Moon]])
* '''Karlach''': Huh. A brewery. Why does Reithwin Ale ring a bell?
* '''Gale''': It was known to be quite the tipple - a cask or two still exists, if you know the right alekeep...
* '''Karlach''': You must have good taste. Not me. Can't afford it.
* '''Gale''': A common misconception. Even the simplest of flavours are elevated by the choice to appreciate them. Don't deny yourself such pleasures.
<hr>
(At [[Reithwin Tollhouse]])
* '''Karlach''': Whoa! Almost slipped there.
* '''Gale''': You wouldn't be the first, I'd wager. It's been some time since these walkways felt the carpenter's hammer.
* '''Karlach''': You gonna catch me if I eat a brick?
* '''Gale''': With my reflexes? I'd catch you before you so much as stubbed a toe.
<hr>
(At [[Gauntlet of Shar]])
* '''Gale''': Even shaped by shadow as it is, Sharran architecture has a kind of beauty to it.
* '''Karlach''': Beautifully intimidating. This place was meant to scare people into submission.
* '''Gale''': There you go, cutting right through the ephemera to the heart of the matter. Your finest quality, I think.
* '''Karlach''': And here I thought I rubbed you the wrong way.
* '''Gale''': Nothing wrong with a bit of friction now and then. You help me keep my mind sharp.
* '''Karlach''': Aw. Thanks, pal. I think.
<hr>
(Approaching [[Moonrise Towers]])
* '''Karlach''': Ready to enter the belly of the beast?
* '''Gale''': It's the stairs I'm dreading. I shall close my eyes, and pretend I'm climbing my own, far superior tower in Waterdeep.
* '''Karlach''': In that case, welcome home.
<hr>
(At [[Moonrise Towers]] Docks)
* '''Karlach''': We're not taking a boat to Baldur's Gate, right?
* '''Gale''': And give the Absolute free reign to use us as target practice from the banks? I think not.
* '''Karlach''': Phew. My mum always said the Chionthar was unlucky.
<hr>
(At [[Mind Flayer Colony]])
* '''Gale''': It strikes me that, for a mind flayer colony, there are remarkably few mind flayers about the place...
* '''Karlach''': Squiddies have gone to war, is my guess.
* '''Gale''': On the Absolute's behalf? Now there's an alliance I'd have been quite happy without.
<hr>
(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])
* '''Karlach''': Man, it's good to be home. First round on who?
* '''Gale''': She who thirsts buys drinks the first.
* '''Karlach''': You won't pin me down with a rhyme, wizard!
* '''Gale''': She who declines gets the worst of the wines.
<hr>
(At [[Sorcerous Sundries]])
* '''Gale''': Look around you. Indulge your curiosity. Sorcerous Sundries is the finest purveyor of magical miscellany for miles around.
* '''Karlach''': Where's the axes?
* '''Gale''': What they sell is far more precious than mere sword or shield. They sell knowledge, ingenuity, the wisdom of mages past.
* '''Karlach''': ''[yawning]'' Sounds like more your thing than mine.
<hr>
(At [[Felogyr's Fireworks]])
* '''Karlach''': Oof. Karlach and explosives, not a good mix.
* '''Gale''': You and I both. Let's just stay very calm, very serene. The last thing we need is to set this place off.
<hr>
(At [[The Counting House]])
* '''Gale''': They say wealth offers a form of magic. Alas, it's one I've rarely dabbled in.
* '''Karlach''': Nor I. Never had more than a few coppers in the city, and any soul coins in Avernus went straight to Zariel.
* '''Gale''': Make no mistake. Souls are sold for coins up here as well. All too cheaply, in most cases.
<hr>
(At [[Danthelon's Dancing Axe]])
* '''Karlach''': Wouldn't mind a dancing axe of my own.
* '''Gale''': A simple movement charm wouldn't be too hard to apply to such an object. I could conjure one up for you if you like?
*'''Karlach''': Yes! I like!
* '''Gale''': Very well then. Once the city is saved, Karlach's Kinetic Cleaver will be first on my list.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Gale''': You know, Karlach, there are other ways to express love beyond run-of-the-mill physicality...
* '''Karlach''': Ugh. Are you going to try and teach me about exceptional uses for a mage hand or what?
* '''Gale''': Actually, I was thinking of poetry.
* '''Karlach''': Oops, sorry. But... now that I think of it... is mage hand especially hard to learn?
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Gale''': I've always felt flames to be a rather perfect expression of love, Karlach.
* '''Gale''': Passionate, primal, capable of bestowing the most life-affirming comfort, or inflicting the profoundest damage.
* '''Karlach''': That's... pretty nice. Never thought about it like that. But now I will.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Gale''': Am I to understand that you are in love now, Karlach?
* '''Karlach''': I sure am. If there's hope for me there's hope for anyone.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Gale''': Karlach... a hypothetical question for you:
* '''Gale''': If someone - not me, of course - detected a hint of romantic interest in them from another, unnamed individual, what might that someone do about it?
* '''Karlach''': Whoever it is, just talk to them, Gale. And leave out the hypotheticals.
* '''Gale''': Talking. Right. I'm good at that.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': So, Gale - got any book recommendations for me?
* '''Gale''': You can read?!
* '''Karlach''': Very funny. Yes - I can read. School put me off big boring tomes. Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing.
* '''Gale''': Say no more - I'll find the perfect book for you. I might even lend it to you from my library in Waterdeep.
* '''Karlach''': Ooh! Something with magic, please. And no devils.
<hr>
<hr>
(In [[Sunlit Wetlands]])
(''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 3 romance scene'')
 
* '''Karlach''': How's the orb treating you, Gale?
**'''Karlach:''' Hey! Something bit me.
* '''Gale''': Oh, quite well as a matter of fact. Since it was stabilised, it's been humming along nicely.
**'''Shadowheart:''' Just an insect - I'm sure you'll survive. Besides, it probably figured you for a tasty treat.
* '''Gale''': I have noticed one adverse side-effect. I seem to be losing hair in some, er, unexpected places.
**'''Karlach:''' Give me an aboleth over a midge any day.
* '''Karlach''': I can only imagine.


=== {{Banter|Lae'zel}} ===
=== {{Banter|Lae'zel}} ===
(''While in plains'')
* '''Karlach''': Is this your first time on the Sword Coast, Lae'zel?
* '''Lae'zel''': Yes. It is much more... lively... than the githyanki slates led me to believe.
* '''Karlach''': Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave.
<hr>
(''While in plains'')
* '''Lae'zel''': Smell that? Blood. This whole plain reeks of it.
* '''Karlach''': That'll wake you up of a fine day, won't it.
* '''Lae'zel''': I do not need awakening. My senses are sharp as steel.
<hr>
(At [[Forest]])
* '''Karlach''': Ahh, smell that? Fresh forest air.
* '''Karlach''': Ahh, smell that? Fresh forest air.
* '''Lae'zel''': I smell only fear - the fear of cowards lying in wait for an ambush.
* '''Lae'zel''': I smell only fear - the fear of cowards lying in wait for an ambush.
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* '''Lae'zel''': I do not take days off. I'd even forego sleep, if such a thing were feasible. The one advantage an elf holds over a githyanki.
* '''Lae'zel''': I do not take days off. I'd even forego sleep, if such a thing were feasible. The one advantage an elf holds over a githyanki.
<hr>
<hr>
* '''Karlach''': Is this your first time on the Sword Coast, Lae'zel?
(In the [[Underdark]])
* '''Lae'zel''': Yes. It is much more... lively... then the githyanki slates led me to believe.
* '''Karlach''': Beautiful. Lethal. The Underdark is everything I thought it'd be.
* '''Karlach''': Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave.
* '''Lae'zel''': And I. This environ seems worthy of a githyanki warrior's estimation.
* '''Karlach''': Ah, to be deemed worthy by the great Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir.
* '''Lae'zel''': Continue as you have, Karlach, and you will achieve the same.
<hr>
(At [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
* '''Karlach''': What a sight. We should stop for a nice little lunch, take it all in.
* '''Lae'zel''': Is the worm gnawing at your grey matter? We must find a crèche and be purified.
* '''Karlach''': True. Fine. First, purify the tadpole, then a little lunch.
<hr>
(On the road to [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]])
* '''Karlach''': Lae'zel, do you want to talk about what happened at the crèche?
* '''Lae'zel''': Trust me. You'll know when I'm ready to discuss it.
* '''Karlach''': Fair enough. But if you change your mind...
* '''Lae'zel''': It is not a matter of mind. It is a matter of faith - and I have been put to the test.
<hr>
(At [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]] Forest)
* '''Karlach''': Do I see light? Or am I delusional?
* '''Lae'zel''': Just a mirage. There's not a spot in sight that the gloom hasn't touched.
* '''Karlach''': Damn, you're right. The eyes see what the heart wants.
<hr>
(At [[Ruined Battlefield]])
* '''Lae'zel''': Bones. Rusted weapons. A great battle was fought here.
* '''Karlach''': An extra vicious one, I think. No one buried their dead.
* '''Lae'zel''': Exactly the sort of battle I live to fight. And the sort made even more thrilling with a hot-hearted tiefling at my side.
<hr>
(At [[Mind Flayer Colony]])
* '''Karlach''': Look at all this mucus. Wonder if our nautiloid came from down here.
* '''Lae'zel''': It's a possibility. This is no mere mind flayer colony, but an entire ghaik bastion.
* '''Karlach''': I'm ready for the goo.
<hr>
(At [[Wyrm's Rock Fortress]])
* '''Lae'zel''': A kith'rak's red dragon would have this place down around Gortash's ears in moments.
* '''Karlach''': I'd love to see that. I've always hated this place.
* '''Lae'zel''': It will be far more satisfying to plunge a blade into Gortash myself than to pick through his ashes.
<hr>
<hr>
(At Wyrm's Rock Fortress)
(At [[Wyrm's Rock Fortress]])
* '''Karlach''': You know, I've always kind of hated this place. Such ado about a damned bridge.
* '''Karlach''': You know, I've always kind of hated this place. Such ado about a damned bridge.
* '''Lae'zel''': It's just a bridge. Is it really worth all that ire?
* '''Lae'zel''': It's just a bridge. Is it really worth all that ire?
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* '''Karlach''': You know what, Lae? I couldn't agree more.
* '''Karlach''': You know what, Lae? I couldn't agree more.
<hr>
<hr>
(At [[Lady Jannath's Estate]])
* '''Karlach''': Phew! Wouldn't mind shacking up in a place like this.
* '''Lae'zel''': Yes  - and quite an attractive target for githyanki raiders. They'd plunder the village and fly off with the spoils.
* '''Karlach''': What are you, pirates?
* '''Lae'zel''': To my people, all the planes are a vast garden to be weeded and picked.
* '''Karlach''': Well tell your mates to keep their hoes out of Baldur's Gate.
<hr>
(At [[House of Hope]])
* '''Karlach''': Damn. I swore I'd never come back to the Hells, and here I am.
* '''Lae'zel''': Fate has a way of pulling us along with or without our approval.
* '''Karlach''': Escaping fate happens to be my speciality.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': So githyanki undergarments. Very fashionable.
* '''Lae'zel''': The under-harnesses are often used for strapping oneself onto a red dragon.
* '''Karlach''': Fashion and function. You lot really have it all figured out.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Lae'zel, you're actually glowing.
* '''Lae'zel''': It is the sheen of the soldier's sweat on my brow.
* '''Karlach''': The soldier's sweat? Or the lover's?
* '''Lae'zel''': Kain'cha... Speak on it no further.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': It's good to see you smiling, Lae'zel.
* '''Lae'zel''': A momentary spasm of the jaw. But perhaps there is cause.
* '''Lae'zel''': Even in this dark hour, there are some things to take heart in.
* '''Karlach''': Couldn't have said it better myself.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Lae'zel''': Your years in the Hells have made you a fierce warrior, Karlach.
* '''Karlach''': Fierce in battle, maybe a bit naive in... everything else.
* '''Lae'zel''': In that way, you are like many a young githyanki - wise to the ways of battle, if not to the wider world.
* '''Karlach''': Makes sense. And how are you getting on out here in the world?
* '''Lae'zel''': Mindfully and meticulously.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Lae'zel''': Karlach, were there others of Zariel's warriors who bore the infernal engine?
* '''Karlach''': I was the first - not the last. But most didn't survive the process.
* '''Karlach''': The others were all devilkin. I think I was the only lucky winner from Faerûn.
* '''Lae'zel''': You were stronger than the others.
* '''Karlach''': Lucky me.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Lae'zel''': A dinner date. At first your request confused me. But then, I became curious...
* '''Karlach''': Think you might like to try it for yourself some time?
* '''Lae'zel''': It sounds terribly understimulating.
* '''Karlach''': Depends on the company.
* '''Lae'zel''': Well. Good thing for us both I make for riveting company.
=== {{Banter|Shadowheart}} ===
(At [[Forest]])
* '''Karlach''': Ahh. Flowers, leaves, grass. Can't beat it.
* '''Shadowheart''': I was raised in the city - I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves.
* '''Karlach''': Before I went to Avernus, I'd have agreed with you. Nothing quite like Baldur's Gate, is there?
* '''Shadowheart''': Nothing in my recollection, anyway...
<hr>
(At [[Blighted Village]])
* '''Shadowheart''': The whole village is falling to pieces. These goblins aren't exactly house-proud, as occupiers go...
* '''Karlach''': Wouldn't blame the gobs. Place looks like it's been abandoned a good while.
* '''Karlach''': But hey, maybe we can scare up a few dusty bottles of wine somewheres.
* '''Shadowheart''': I like your way of thinking. Split any takings we find?
* '''Karlach''': Sister, you've got a deal.
<hr>
(At [[Sunlit Wetlands]])
* '''Karlach''': Hey! Something bit me.
* '''Shadowheart''': Just an insect - I'm sure you'll survive. Besides, it probably figured you for a tasty treat.
* '''Karlach''': Give me an aboleth over a midge any day.
<hr>
(At [[Grymforge]])
* '''Shadowheart''': This place is hard to bear. I hope we're able to continue on our way before too long.
* '''Karlach''': I know what you mean. Everyone is so... unhappy.
* '''Shadowheart''': Oh. Well I meant more the molten rock and plunging chasms, but yes, the folk leave something to be desired as well.
* '''Karlach''': Present company excluded, of course?
* '''Shadowheart''': Oh hush, you. Stop fishing for compliments.
<hr>
(At [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
* '''Shadowheart''': A remote spot for a monastery. I suppose they wanted to make sure the monks avoided temptation.
* '''Karlach''': Yeah but look at these mountains. The height of temptation.
* '''Shadowheart''': No, I mean more like vices. You know - pleasures of the flesh.
* '''Karlach''': Met a loumara demon who married a mountain, though. It's a thing.
* '''Shadowheart''': I think the thin air might be getting to you, Karlach.
<hr>
(At [[Crèche Y'llek]])
* '''Karlach''': Gotta respect these gith. They don't fool around.
(''If it is known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar'')
* '''Shadowheart''': Oh I'm more than aware, trust me. I've had plenty of training in what to expect from them.
(''If it is not known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar'')
* '''Shadowheart''': I'll certainly be treading very carefully, trust me.
* '''Karlach''': In that case, lead on, miss.
<hr>
(On the road to [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]])
* '''Shadowheart''': We've had some close calls already. There could be even tougher days ahead...
* '''Karlach''': Cheer up. It might be all downhill from here.
* '''Shadowheart''': Meaning things will start becoming easier for us, or our situation will deteriorate from here...?
* '''Karlach''': Exactly.
<hr>
(At [[Reithwin Town]])
* '''Karlach''': Since you're the only one in good form out here, I'll trust you to lead the way, Shadowheart.
(''If Shadowheart no longer loyal to Shar'')
* '''Shadowheart''': Actually... I've been stripped of that particular advantage. But I will forge ahead, nonetheless.
(''If Shadowheart is still loyal to Shar'')
* '''Shadowheart''': It's a deal, so long as you watch my back.
* '''Karlach''': Atta girl.
<hr>
(At [[Mason's Guild]] Rebel Hideout)
* '''Shadowheart''': I love a nice secret hideaway, don't you?
* '''Karlach''': I mean... I guess.
* '''Shadowheart''': You can just fill it with supplies, seal up the hidden entrance, and tuck yourself away from the world...
* '''Karlach''': Whatever you say, squirrelheart.
<hr>
(At [[Gauntlet of Shar]])
* '''Karlach''': Never knew Sharrans to be so... military.
* '''Shadowheart''': It shouldn't surprise you. We have been at war with Selûne since before most of history was written. An eternal conflict, from the viewpoint of mortals...
* '''Shadowheart''': Shar's entire creed revolves around waging war against Selûne. Imagine all the generations of mortals, sacrificed in an eternal conflict between sisters.
* '''Karlach''': Problem with eternal wars is they never end.
* '''Karlach''': Take it from me, a short, sharp personal vendetta is far less time-intensive.
<hr>
(Approaching [[Moonrise Towers]])
* '''Shadowheart''': Moonrise Towers. There used to be more than one tower, of course. The other must have been destroyed.
(''If Karlach has only one real eye'')
* '''Karlach''': I figured as much, what with my one good eye for seeing and fingers for counting.
(''If Karlach still has both eyes'')
* '''Karlach''': I figured as much, being the proud owner of eyes.
* '''Karlach''': ... sorry, no need for that. Must've put too much salt on my blood sausage this morning.
* '''Shadowheart''': Not at all. Nice to be on the receiving end, now and again. Keeps me sharp.
<hr>
(At [[Moonrise Towers]])
* '''Karlach''': I'm sweating bullets. What if I blow our cover?
* '''Shadowheart''': Simplicity is the key to a good deception. If in doubt, try thinking less.
* '''Karlach''': Yes ma'am.
<hr>
(At [[Moonrise Towers]] [[Oubliette]])
* '''Karlach''': Dark enough for you, Shadowheart?
* '''Shadowheart''': Nothing wrong with a nice subdued ambience. It can help flatter even the homeliest of faces.
* '''Karlach''': I'll try to keep my fire a gentle throb.
<hr>
(At [[Moonrise Towers Prison]])
* '''Karlach''': Prisoners!
* '''Shadowheart''': More like soon-to-be tadpole residences. Every infected prisoner will just make things harder on us...
* '''Karlach''': Let's go blast a brine pool, then.
<hr>
(At [[Baldur's Mouth]])
* '''Karlach''': I wouldn't mind doing a little shopping in the city.
(''If Shadowheart no longer loyal to Shar'')
* '''Shadowheart''': Same. I think I may have overdone it with the black and purple for, oh, my entire life? Your look serves you well though.
(''If Shadowheart is still loyal to Shar'')
* '''Shadowheart''': Lady Shar teaches us to abhor superficialities like fashion... though the city does have some fine boutiques. After a new look?
* '''Karlach''': I'm ten years behind; don't want the youths to think I'm not, you know, up with the times.
<hr>
(At [[Bloomridge Park]])
* '''Karlach''': Huh. There's something going on here. I don't like it.
* '''Karlach''': Careful. I smell an ambush.
* '''Shadowheart''': Are you sure it's not the flowers you're smelling? You may be allergic.
* '''Shadowheart''': But better safe than sorry, I suppose.
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(At [[Morphic Pool]])
* '''Karlach''': I can tell when we're getting close to a mind flayer area because everything starts to smell purple.
* '''Shadowheart''': That's either profoundly poetic or childishly simple. I'm going with poetic.
* '''Karlach''': A compliment from Shadowheart! I'll put it on the shelf with the rest of my achievements.
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(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Hey, Shaddy, got a quick question about the best way to treat an infernal burn.
* '''Shadowheart''': Shaddy? Really?
* '''Karlach''': Hearty? Shadsy? Or maybe just The Fringe?
* '''Shadowheart''': 'Shadowheart' will do just fine, thanks. Love is making you fanciful.
* '''Karlach''': You might be right.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': You look happy, Shadowheart. Like a Night Orchid in bloom.
* '''Shadowheart''': You must be imagining it.
* '''Karlach''': It's all over your face.
* '''Shadowheart''': It must be all the fresh air since the crash - has me flush.
* '''Karlach''': It looks good on you.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': So - why Night Orchids?
* '''Shadowheart''': Well, isn't it enough that they're beautiful?
* '''Shadowheart''': They remind me of some place - a place I can't quite remember. But I think I was happy there, wherever it was.
* '''Shadowheart''': Sorry. I'm being silly.
* '''Karlach''': You're cute.
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(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Selune'')
* '''Karlach''': Must be lovely to have a swim without boiling all the fishes alive.
* '''Shadowheart''': Sounds pleasant to swim with you. At a distance. It's usually so freezing.
* '''Karlach''': Don't ask me to make a hot spring for you two. It might work. But I also might cook you like lobsters.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Shar'')
* '''Karlach''': To have someone who cares about you and throw them away. I don't know how you do it.
* '''Shadowheart''': Any restriction, any tether must be shed. Surely you understand that? It is a form of freedom, if a tragic one.
* '''Karlach''': I've had enough tragedy in my day. You have too. But Shar's got you in a chokehold.
* '''Shadowheart''': It's called an embrace. I suppose you don't receive many.
* '''Karlach''': Whatever.


=== {{Banter|Wyll}} ===
=== {{Banter|Wyll}} ===
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(''At [[Last Light Inn]], if it's protected'')
* '''Karlach''': Think the bar is open?
* '''Wyll''': I intend to find out. But we should scout around first, see who's in need of help.
* '''Karlach''': You're good at staying in character, I'll give you that.
<hr>
(At [[Grand Mausoleum]])
* '''Karlach''': No shadow curse here. Wonder why.
* '''Wyll''': Couldn't say. Maybe because an entirely different curse has befallen the tomb.
* '''Karlach''': Always something, isn't it.
<hr>
(At [[Gauntlet of Shar]])
* '''Karlach''': You know, even devils like a good joke. Why are Sharrans so... dour?
* '''Wyll''': Their belief is grounded in loss. Hardly a laughing matter.
* '''Karlach''': The loss of all joy. Sad business.
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(At [[Rivington]] riverbank)
* '''Karlach''': Care for a dip, Wyll?
* '''Wyll''': It would be my pleasure, Karlach - once the Absolute's been crushed for good.
* '''Karlach''': Heroics don't leave half enough time for messing.
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(In the North Alleys)
* '''Karlach''': Do I hear... music?
* '''Wyll''': I reckon there wasn't much merry-making in the Hells.
* '''Karlach''': You reckon right. Maybe for the best though. My singing is worse than demonic screeching.
* '''Wyll''': Hm - perhaps your talent lies in dancing, instead?
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(At Southern Docks)
* '''Wyll''': Smell that, Karlach?
* '''Karlach''': Uh... fish?
* '''Wyll''': Well, yes. But also trouble.
* '''Karlach''': Your nose is better than mine, pal.
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(At [[The Counting House]])
* '''Karlach''': Feel that? Guards are giving us the stink-eye.
* '''Karlach''': Think they recognise you?
* '''Wyll''': Possibly. But I wager there's something deeper at work here.
* '''Karlach''': Then let's go digging.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Couldn't find you for a while at the party. Was hoping we could regale our friends with a nice three-horned duet.
* '''Wyll''': Ah, I just needed a moment of quiet, to think, that's all.
* '''Karlach''': What about?
* '''Wyll''': Wouldn't you like to know?
* '''Karlach''': Well yeah! One thing I'll say for the Hells, the gossip is excellent. Faerûn's a funeral parlour by comparison.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Used to your new look yet, Wyll? I for one think you look smashing.
* '''Wyll''': You know, I think I am. It certainly didn't put off my - er- dance partner.
* '''Karlach''': Ah, dance, the true language of love.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Seeing you happy is pretty wonderful, Wyll.
* '''Karlach''': Two of my real friends, finding real happiness? Together? Beautiful.
* '''Wyll''': Thank you, Karlach.
* '''Karlach''': If you get married, I'm your celebrant. Got it?
* '''Wyll''': As if could ever refuse you.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
* '''Wyll''': Did Zariel know you'd be unable to touch anyone when she crammed that awful thing into your chest?
* '''Karlach''': Thing is, I can touch devils and the like, back in Avernus. I never did, cause I'm not a masochist. But I could have.
* '''Wyll''': Gods. I'm glad you got out of there.
* '''Karlach''': With my new best friend on my tail the whole time. Who knew.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Wyll''': Karlach... I know I say this every day, but I'm so glad you're here.
* '''Karlach''': Me too!
* '''Wyll''': And seeing you've got someone to care about now, after ten bloody years, what would you say? 'Good for you, mate.'?
* '''Karlach''': Exactly so, your majesty.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Wyll''': The fact one of your first dates is going to be one of your last... it's just not fair, Karlach.
* '''Karlach''': I don't want to think about that. I just want to enjoy whatever comes my way.
* '''Wyll''': You're worth more respect than every last rogue in this city. I hope you know that.


=== {{Banter|Halsin}} ===
=== {{Banter|Halsin}} ===
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(At [[Ruined Battlefield]])
* '''Karlach''': I can almost reconstruct this battle in my mind. Unfortunately.
* '''Halsin''': At least you were not present. Grim as it is now, it was worse on the day of the battle. A vivid wound upon my memory.
* '''Karlach''': Tsk. Poor man.
* '''Halsin''': I was lucky - I lived, when so many did not. It would take me a day and a night to recite the names of all the friends I lost.
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(At [[Last Light Inn]] Graveyard)
* '''Karlach''': Well, well. Who's buried here?
* '''Halsin''': Flaming Fists, Harpers, refugees, perhaps... The shadow curse has indiscriminate taste in victims.
* '''Karlach''': May they rest in peace.
* '''Halsin''': Peace and rest are strangers in these lands, until the shadows are banished.
<hr>
(''At [[Last Light Inn]], if it's cursed'')
* '''Halsin''': All gone... devoured by the shadows. Oak Father preserve us, it's just like a hundred years ago.
* '''Karlach''': Stay strong, bear man. We're still here.
* '''Halsin''': We are. Yet there is a burden to being the survivor... the witness to others' tragedies. It only grows heavier with time.
<hr>
(At [[Mason's Guild]])
* '''Halsin''': I knew one of Reithwin's head masons. She was a good woman, and strong as an ox.
* '''Karlach''': Really? Are strong women your type, Halsin?
* '''Halsin''': I don't discriminate against any type.
* '''Karlach''': Truly a bear man of the people.
<hr>
(At [[Moonrise Towers]])
* '''Halsin''': This fortress was a seat of the High Heralds, I believe. Long gone from here, of course.
* '''Karlach''': The who now?
* '''Halsin''': A council of intellectuals, respected throughout Faerûn - leading authorities on heraldry of course, but also history, genealogy, and diplomacy.
* '''Karlach''': Seems like diplomacy failed, if they allowed Ketheric Thorm to take over - twice.
<hr>
(At [[Moonrise Towers]] Throne Room)
 
(''If the shadowcurse hasn't been lifted'')
* '''Halsin''': I can only hope we still find time to vanquish the curse. I can think of little else.
* '''Karlach''': You can talk of little else too.
* '''Halsin''': I make no apologies for knowing what is important to me.
(''If the shadowcurse has been lifted'')
* '''Halsin''': We have lifted the shadow curse, but a new challenge awaits us.
* '''Karlach''': Baldur's Gate - we can't get there soon enough.
* '''Halsin''': I am... less anxious to find myself in a city. So removed from nature's power - I do not know how I will fare.
* '''Karlach''': Stick with me. I'll show you around and square up if anyone bothers you.
<hr>
(''While assaulting [[Moonrise Towers]]'')
* '''Karlach''': Take no prisoners.
* '''Halsin''': I doubt many will seek to surrender. But if they do... mercu costs us nothing, Karlach.
* '''Karlach''': Nothing but the win.
<hr>
(At [[The Lodge]])
* '''Halsin''': There is an admirable harmony to the Society of Brilliance. Beings of all sorts, united in the pursuit of intellect...
* '''Karlach''': The pursuit of intellect. Fun.
* '''Halsin''': Hailing from the Underdark can dampen one's sense of fun, I will admit. Down there, noises such as laughter tend to attract predators.
* '''Karlach''': Sounds like a place I used to know...
<hr>
(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])
* '''Halsin''': You and I may struggle to go unnoticed in such environs, Karlach.
* '''Karlach''': True enough. Hard to hide pretty under a bushel.
* '''Halsin''': I meant more in terms of size. Folk of our stature can be a lure for drunkards seeking a brawl, I have found.
* '''Karlach''': Ooh! Fun.
<hr>
(At [[Guildhall]])
* '''Karlach''': I smell a fight brewing.
* '''Halsin''': Then let it brew. Some radical thinkers claim that peace is a valid option, you know.
* '''Karlach''': And miss a good barroom brawl? Not me, sir.
<hr>
(At [[Sorcerous Sundries]])
* '''Halsin''': This place reminds me of a magpie's nest. Random baubles, doodahs, and what-have-yous, all jumbled together without a care.
* '''Karlach''': Fun, right? Who knows what you could find.
* '''Halsin''': Danger, going by past experience. A cursed tome. An unstable spell. A haunted poppet...
* '''Karlach''': ''[In a singsongy voice]'' Haunted poppet, haunted poppet.
<hr>
(At [[Morphic Pool]])
* '''Halsin''': I cannot help but feel that destiny is tightening its grip on our forward path.
* '''Karlach''': Win or lose, we're nearly there, right?
* '''Halsin''': Indeed. But I just wanted to take the chance to say - it has been a pleasure, Karlach.
* '''Karlach''': The feeling's highly mutual, bear man.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Haslin in act 3'')
* '''Karlach''': You're old as sin, right Halsin? You must have lots of good stories.
* '''Halsin''': A few. But people always warm to the most salacious chapters.
* '''Halsin''': They forget how much I study, meditate, and as a bear - hibernate. I must have spent a hundred years or more asleep.
* '''Karlach''': Sleep and adventure. Maybe I'll come back as a bear in some future life.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Halsin''': Nature affords us few greater powers of healing than what love can provide, Karlach.
* '''Halsin''': I was concerned that your pursuit of a cure might cloud your final days. I am glad I was wrong.
* '''Karlach''': Me too. Even with so much at stake... in this little heart of mine, I've never been happier.


=== {{Banter|Minthara}} ===
=== {{Banter|Minthara}} ===
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(At Abandoned Cistern in the [[Lower City Sewers]])
* '''Minthara''': This place is foul. Drow would not tolerate rivers of waste flowing so close to their residences.
* '''Karlach''': You've got slaves to manage your sanitation. Baldur's Gate doesn't. Though we do rely quite heavily on kobolds.
* '''Minthara''': But surely the kobolds are slaves?
* '''Karlach''': Hell no.
* '''Minthara''': Straj. Yet one more reason to despair for the fate of this city.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': Hey, so, what's romance like in the Underdark, Minthara?
* '''Minthara''': In Menzoberranzan, romance is commonly a luxury enjoyed between women. Men are mostly present for propagation.
* '''Minthara''': Here on the surface, gender does not define one's role so strictly. There are weaklings of every sort.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Karlach''': It's funny seeing you so smitten, Minthara. Didn't think you were able.
* '''Minthara''': I took my first lover before you were a spark in your father's eye, child.
* '''Karlach''': Go on.
* '''Minthara''': She was a high priestess of House Vandree. Beautiful, elegant, ruthless.
* '''Minthara''': I adored her, and had been sharing her bed for some time when the order came that she must die.
* '''Minthara''': I stayed with her while the poison did its work, and whispered words of comfort as she slipped away.
* '''Karlach''': Oh no.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
* '''Minthara''': You allowed that smith to meddle with your heart, Karlach, simply so you can be touched?
* '''Minthara''': Better to shut off the carnal desires than indulge them. They are distractions.
* '''Karlach''': Yes, because every function comes with a handy switch.
* '''Karlach''': Next time I'm injured, don't heal, just turn me off and on again.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minthara''': Have you ever been afraid, Karlach? Truly afraid?
* '''Karlach''': You know how much time I spent in the hells, right? Of course I've been scared!
* '''Karlach''': I kept on going though. Knew there'd be better days on the other side - and here they are.


=== {{Banter|Jaheira}} ===
=== {{Banter|Jaheira}} ===
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(At [[Steel Watch Foundry]])
* '''Karlach''': These Steel Watchers are big as hell.
* '''Jaheira''': All the more cracks and crevices for a wild-shape to ferret into - gum up the works a little.
* '''Karlach''': I'd give my other horn to watch that.
<hr>
(At [[Bonecloak's Basement]])
* '''Karlach''': So, erm, Jaheira. Do you like to... that is, what do you like to do?
* '''Jaheira''': As in... hobbies? Oh. Well... I like to play music, I suppose?
* '''Karlach''': I'm just picturing you strumming on a harp so hard the strings snap and trying not to shriek. ''[Awkward laugh]'' What do you play?
* '''Jaheira''': Eh. Mostly the same children's rhyme, on a battered whistle of tin. I do not get a lot of time to practise.
* '''Jaheira''': Oh spare me the sad eyes, girl!  Not every daily deed is worthy of song! Certainly none I can play.
<hr>
(At [[Water Queen's House]])
* '''Karlach''': This place is so peaceful. Maybe I should convert.
* '''Jaheira''': I've done my share of praying to her, though not for the cause of peace. My faith was suddenly found on choppy seas.
* '''Karlach''': I don't know what that means.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Jaheira''': You've a love-struck look about you, Karlach. Just do not let it distract you from the task ahead.
* '''Karlach''': But what if I really enjoy being distracted from the task ahead?
* '''Jaheira''': Bah, where is the barbarian rage? I have been learning so many colourful phrases from you, I was hoping to inspire a few more.
* '''Karlach''': Ma'am, you've been inspiring me since I was yea high.


=== {{Banter|Minsc}} ===
=== {{Banter|Minsc}} ===
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* '''Minsc''': Oh. There is much to be learned. Deep breaths. Meditative trances. Strange and stinking mushrooms.
* '''Minsc''': Oh. There is much to be learned. Deep breaths. Meditative trances. Strange and stinking mushrooms.
* '''Minsc''': But Minsc could master none of this. Which made him sad. Which made him mad. Which made him the berserker you see before you.
* '''Minsc''': But Minsc could master none of this. Which made him sad. Which made him mad. Which made him the berserker you see before you.
* Karlach''': Huh. Really?
* '''Karlach''': Huh. Really?
* '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...?
* '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...?
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At the entrance to the [[Guildhall]])
* '''Minsc''': Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach?
* '''Karlach''': I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em.
(''If Minsc has agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
* '''Minsc''': Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done?
* '''Karlach''': Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again.
(''If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
* '''Minsc''': Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone.
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(At [[Undercity Ruins]])
* '''Minsc''': A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels.
* '''Karlach''': Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer?
* '''Minsc''': Entirely different! That was foul only in its smells, and the way our water tasted. But it was home.
* '''Karlach''': Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway.
* '''Minsc''': Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff.
<hr>
(At [[Bhaal Temple]])
(At [[Bhaal Temple]])
* '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out.
* '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out.
* '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt.
* '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt.
* '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal.
* '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal.
<hr>
(At [[Morphic Pool]])
* '''Minsc''': Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large?
* '''Karlach''': Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those?
* '''Minsc''': Of course!
* '''Minsc''': What is an elder brain?
* '''Karlach''': Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think.
* '''Karlach''': I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc?
* '''Minsc''': He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster.
* '''Karlach''': And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years?
* '''Minsc''': Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks.
 
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