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| book | | book author = The Anti-Lunar League | ||
| book text = ''Crimes of the Moonmaiden'' by The Anti-Lunar League. | | book text = ''Crimes of the Moonmaiden'' by The Anti-Lunar League. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:22, 4 September 2024
A screed against the Moonmaiden.
This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.
Properties
Notes
Author: The Anti-Lunar League
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp 
UID
BOOK_GLO_GeneralLoreBook_CrimesOfTheMoonmaidenUUID
711e2c6b-3e14-4b57-949d-2cd6923722fa
Where to find
- On a table in the Cloister of Sombre Embrace X: -405 Y: -1677.
- Sold by Nansi Gretta.
Text
Crimes of the Moonmaiden by The Anti-Lunar League.
Woe unto any who throws their lot in with Selûne! Four ways she has of pulling the wool over one's eyes.
First — she can make you think your husband is a werewolf when he's only forgotten to shave.
Second — she's always changing, making it difficult for slow painters to capture her likeness.
Third — tides. Absolutely bugger the tides.
Fourth — people keep associating the moon with femininity and frankly we're fed up reading the same poetry over and over, and it's all that celestial bint Selûne's fault.