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|Pernicious, putrefying pissant! | |Pernicious, putrefying pissant! | ||
|[[File:Galeperniciousputrifyingpissant.wav| | |[[File:Galeperniciousputrifyingpissant.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Which worg upchucked you? | |Which worg upchucked you? | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:Which_worg_upchucked_you.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|It vexes me to know of you. | |It vexes me to know of you. | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:It_vexes_me_to_know_of_you..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Hag-shouldered scum-vestige. | |Hag-shouldered scum-vestige. | ||
|[[File:Hag- | |[[File:Hag-shouldered_scum-vestige.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Burgeoning bog-botherer! | |Burgeoning bog-botherer! | ||
| | |[[File:Burgeoning bog-botherer.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Your breath'd kill the dead twice over. | |Your breath'd kill the dead twice over. | ||
| | |[[File:Your breath'd kill the dead twice over..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon! | |Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon! | ||
| | |[[File:Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Pus-supping maggot. | |Pus-supping maggot. | ||
| | |[[File:Pus-supping maggot.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Away, you pox'd nun! | |Away, you pox'd nun! | ||
| | |[[File:Away, you pox'd nun.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Your body's a temple - to an idiot god. | |Your body's a temple - to an idiot god. | ||
| | |[[File:Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Behold, a most noisy cuck! | |Behold, a most noisy cuck! | ||
| | |[[File:Behold, a most noisy cuck.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|As the leg, you'll end in defeat. | |As the leg, you'll end in defeat. | ||
| | |[[File:As the leg, you'll end in defeat.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|An ode for you? ''Odour'', mayhaps. | |An ode for you? ''Odour'', mayhaps. | ||
| | |[[File:An ode for you Odour, mayhaps.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Tape your bottom-mouth shut. | |Tape your bottom-mouth shut. | ||
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|Thou pyrite-loving tit. | |Thou pyrite-loving tit. | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:Thou_pyrite-loving_tit..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat? | |Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat? | ||
|[[File: | |[[File:Didst_thou_mother_sex_a_plague-rat.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Was't your father a flounder? | |Was't your father a flounder? | ||
|[[File:Was' | |[[File:Was't_your_father_a_flounder.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Clag-bottomed coward! | |Clag-bottomed coward! | ||
|[[File:Clag- | |[[File:Clag-bottomed_coward.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Pizzled rancour! | |Pizzled rancour! | ||
| | |[[File:Pizzled rancour.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Limp-witted slick-licker. | |Limp-witted slick-licker. | ||
| | |[[File:Limp-witted slick-licker..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Crusty rogue. | |Crusty rogue. | ||
| | |[[File:Crusty rogue..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Threadbare chimp-lackey! | |Threadbare chimp-lackey! | ||
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|Note this trunk of lies. | |Note this trunk of lies. | ||
| | |[[File:Note this trunk of lies.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|There - a miserable pile of secretion. | |There - a miserable pile of secretion. | ||
| | |[[File:There - a miserable pile of secretion..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Fudge-fondling fustilarian! | |Fudge-fondling fustilarian! | ||
| | |[[File:Fudge-fondling fustilarian.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|You louse, you mite! | |You louse, you mite! | ||
| | |[[File:You louse, you mite.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Regard this spontaneous flatulater! | |Regard this spontaneous flatulater! | ||
| | |[[File:Regard this spontaneous flatulater.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|We'd make better strangers. | |We'd make better strangers. | ||
| | |[[File:We'd make better strangers..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Parchment-pallored villain. | |Parchment-pallored villain. | ||
| | |[[File:Parchment-pallored villain.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|You infect mine eyes and nostrils. | |You infect mine eyes and nostrils. | ||
| | |[[File:You infect mine eyes and nostrils..wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Beating thee would soil my hands. | |Beating thee would soil my hands. | ||
| | |[[File:Beating thee would soil my hands.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Spurious prune-tart. | |Spurious prune-tart. | ||
| | |[[File:Spurious prune-tart.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Thou inglorious hog. | |Thou inglorious hog. | ||
| | |[[File:Thou inglorious hog.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Sod this for a game of soldiers. | |Sod this for a game of soldiers. | ||
| | |[[File:Sod this for a game of soldiers.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Sharp as a pig's testicle. | |Sharp as a pig's testicle. | ||
| | |[[File:Sharp as a pig's testicle.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool. | |You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool. | ||
| | |[[File:You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench. | |Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench. | ||
| | |[[File:Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole! | |Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole! | ||
| | |[[File:Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole.wav|frameless]] | ||
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|Out, foul deformity! | |Out, foul deformity! | ||
| | |[[File:Out, foul deformity.wav|frameless]] | ||
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Revision as of 23:01, 1 November 2024
Vicious Mockeries
Lines used when casting Vicious Mockery or the College of Lore feature Cutting Words.
Voice Line | Audio File |
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Pernicious, putrefying pissant! | |
Which worg upchucked you? | |
It vexes me to know of you. | |
Hag-shouldered scum-vestige. | |
Burgeoning bog-botherer! | |
Your breath'd kill the dead twice over. | |
Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon! | |
Pus-supping maggot. | |
Away, you pox'd nun! | |
Your body's a temple - to an idiot god. | |
Behold, a most noisy cuck! | |
As the leg, you'll end in defeat. | |
An ode for you? Odour, mayhaps. | |
Tape your bottom-mouth shut. | |
Thou goblin-goo-gobbler! | |
Didst your idiot mother beclothe you? | |
Thick as a glob of unguent. | |
Begone, pox-faced loon. | |
How flaccid is my foolish foe. | |
Begone, putrid boil! | |
Death becomes you. | |
Twit, twat, twerp. | |
Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss. | |
Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson! | |
Prick thy face, villainous prick! | |
Piss-addled pontificator. | |
You've a visage fit for letter-writing. | |
Why smell thou of placenta-musk? | |
Toenail-tasting trouthole! | |
Cuckold-courting curmudgeon! | |
You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass! | |
Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart? | |
Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite. | |
You're dung-pretty and scented to wit! | |
Hark! A dung golem! | |
Dress thy face - the hags are hiring. | |
Gnoll eat your face and shit it out? | |
You festering bubo! | |
Lice-ridden cur! | |
Thou quivering plague rat! | |
Behold, the fool of fools. | |
Thou necrotic stump! | |
Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark! | |
'My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...' | |
Thou latrine-loving leper! | |
Thou roach-mocked jester. | |
You spherical git. | |
Scab-licking vagrant! | |
Thou art saucy as gruel. | |
Away, eye-watering stench! | |
A gift for a loathsome neighbour. | |
Back to the anus that spat you out. | |
Feculent beast! | |
Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit! | |
Poisonous, necrotic appendage. | |
You could send an elf to sleep! | |
For you, oh horned cheek. | |
Get thee gone, custardous discharge. | |
You've barely brain to feed a louse. | |
Rank, malodorous pustule. | |
You're greasier than a worg-roast. | |
You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee. | |
You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump. | |
There's a hag-pit stench about you. | |
Barrel-sharp, the wit on you. | |
Your head's empty as a debtor's purse. | |
Lily-lunged limpet-luster! | |
Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler! | |
Behold! Elminster's ball-bag. | |
Love-limb of a lecherous lich! | |
Poxy pissered pervert! | |
Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty. | |
Thou pyrite-loving tit. | |
Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat? | |
Was't your father a flounder? | |
Clag-bottomed coward! | |
Pizzled rancour! | |
Limp-witted slick-licker. | |
Crusty rogue. | |
Threadbare chimp-lackey! | File not available |
Note this trunk of lies. | |
There - a miserable pile of secretion. | |
Fudge-fondling fustilarian! | |
You louse, you mite! | |
Regard this spontaneous flatulater! | |
We'd make better strangers. | |
Parchment-pallored villain. | |
You infect mine eyes and nostrils. | |
Beating thee would soil my hands. | |
Spurious prune-tart. | |
Thou inglorious hog. | |
Sod this for a game of soldiers. | |
Sharp as a pig's testicle. | |
You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool. | |
Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench. | |
Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole! | |
Out, foul deformity! |