List of Vicious Mockery insults

Vicious Mockeries

Lines used when casting Vicious Mockery or the College of Lore feature Cutting Words.

• Pernicious, putrefying pissant!
• Which worg upchucked you?
• It vexes me to know of you.
• Hag-shouldered scum-vestige.
• Burgeoning bog-botherer!
• Your breath'd kill the dead twice over.
• Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!
• Pus-supping maggot.
• Away, you pox'd nun!
• Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.
• Behold, a most noisy cuck!
• As the leg, you'll end in defeat.
• An ode for you? Odour, mayhaps.
• Tape your bottom-mouth shut.
• Thou goblin-goo-gobbler!
• Didst your idiot mother beclothe you?
• Thick as a glob of unguent.
• Begone, pox-faced loon.
• How flaccid is my foolish foe.
• Begone, putrid boil!
• Death becomes you.
• Twit, twat, twerp.
• Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.
• Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson!
• Prick thy face, villainous prick!
• Piss-addled pontificator.
• You've a visage fit for letter-writing.
• Why smell thou of placenta-musk?
• Toenail-tasting trouthole!
• Cuckold-courting curmudgeon!
• You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass!
• Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart?
• Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.
• You're dung-pretty and scented to wit!
• Hark! A dung golem!
• Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.
• Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?
• You festering bubo!
• Lice-ridden cur!
• Thou quivering plague rat!
• Behold, the fool of fools.
• Thou necrotic stump!
• Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark!
• 'My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...'
• Thou latrine-loving leper!
• Thou roach-mocked jester.
• You spherical git.
• Scab-licking vagrant!
• Thou art saucy as gruel.
• Away, eye-watering stench!
• A gift for a loathsome neighbour.
• Back to the anus that spat you out.
• Feculent beast!
• Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit!
• Poisonous, necrotic appendage.
• You could send an elf to sleep!
• For you, oh horned cheek.
• Get thee gone, custardous discharge.
• You've barely brain to feed a louse.
• Rank, malodorous pustule.
• You're greasier than a worg-roast.
• You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.
• You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.
• There's a hag-pit stench about you.
• Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.
• Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.
• Lily-lunged limpet-luster!
• Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler!
• Behold! Elminster's ball-bag.
• Love-limb of a lecherous lich!
• Poxy pissered pervert!
• Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty.
• Thou pyrite-loving tit.
• Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat?
• Was't your father a flounder?
• Clag-bottomed coward!
• Pizzled rancour!
• Limp-witted slick-licker.
• Crusty rogue.
• Note this trunk of lies.
• There - a miserable pile of secretion.
• Fudge-fondling fustilarian!
• You louse, you mite!
• Regard this spontaneous flatulater!
• We'd make better strangers.
• Parchment-pallored villain.
• You infect mine eyes and nostrils.
• Beating thee would soil my hands.
• Spurious prune-tart.
• Thou inglorious hog.
• Sod this for a game of soldiers.
• Sharp as a pig's testicle.
• You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.
• Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.
• Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole!
• Out, foul deformity!