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Vicious Mockeries
Lines used when casting Vicious Mockery or the College of Lore feature Cutting Words.
| Voice Line | Audio File |
|---|---|
| Pernicious, putrefying pissant! | |
| Which worg upchucked you? | |
| It vexes me to know of you. | |
| Hag-shouldered scum-vestige. | |
| Thou pyrite-loving tit. | |
| Your breath'd kill the dead twice over. | |
| Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon! | |
| Pus-supping maggot. | |
| Away, you pox'd nun! | |
| Your body's a temple - to an idiot god. | |
| Behold, a most noisy cuck! | |
| As the leg, you'll end in defeat. | |
| An ode for you? Odour, mayhaps. | |
| Tape your bottom-mouth shut. | |
| Thou goblin-goo-gobbler! | |
| Didst your idiot mother beclothe you? | |
| Thick as a glob of unguent. | |
| Begone, pox-faced loon. | |
| How flaccid is my foolish foe. | |
| Begone, putrid boil! | |
| Death becomes you. | |
| Twit, twat, twerp. | |
| Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss. | |
| Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson! | |
| Prick thy face, villainous prick! | |
| Piss-addled pontificator. | |
| You've a visage fit for letter-writing. | |
| Why smell thou of placenta-musk? | |
| Toenail-tasting trouthole! | |
| Cuckold-courting curmudgeon! | |
| You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass! | |
| Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart? | |
| Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite. | |
| You're dung-pretty and scented to wit! | |
| Hark! A dung golem! | |
| Dress thy face - the hags are hiring. | |
| Gnoll eat your face and shit it out? | |
| You festering bubo! | |
| Lice-ridden cur! | |
| Thou quivering plague rat! | |
| Behold, the fool of fools. | |
| Thou necrotic stump! | |
| Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark! | |
| 'My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...' | |
| Thou latrine-loving leper! | |
| Thou roach-mocked jester. | |
| You spherical git. | |
| Scab-licking vagrant! | |
| Thou art saucy as gruel. | |
| Away, eye-watering stench! | |
| A gift for a loathsome neighbour. | |
| Back to the anus that spat you out. | |
| Feculent beast! | |
| Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit! | |
| Poisonous, necrotic appendage. | |
| You could send an elf to sleep! | |
| For you, oh horned cheek. | |
| Get thee gone, custardous discharge. | |
| You've barely brain to feed a louse. | |
| Rank, malodorous pustule. | |
| You're greasier than a worg-roast. | |
| You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee. | |
| You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump. | |
| There's a hag-pit stench about you. | |
| Barrel-sharp, the wit on you. | |
| Your head's empty as a debtor's purse. | |
| Lily-lunged limpet-luster! | |
| Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler! | |
| Behold! Elminster's ball-bag. | |
| Love-limb of a lecherous lich! | |
| Poxy pissered pervert! | |
| Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty. | |
| Burgeoning bog-botherer! | |
| Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat? | |
| Was't your father a flounder? | |
| Clag-bottomed coward! | |
| Pizzled rancour! | |
| Limp-witted slick-licker. | |
| Crusty rogue. | |
| Threadbare chimp-lackey! | |
| Note this trunk of lies. | |
| There - a miserable pile of secretion. | |
| Fudge-fondling fustilarian! | |
| You louse, you mite! | |
| Regard this spontaneous flatulater! | |
| We'd make better strangers. | |
| Parchment-pallored villain. | |
| You infect mine eyes and nostrils. | |
| Beating thee would soil my hands. | |
| Spurious prune-tart. | |
| Thou inglorious hog. | |
| Sod this for a game of soldiers. | |
| Sharp as a pig's testicle. | |
| You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool. | |
| Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench. | |
| Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole! | |
| Out, foul deformity! |