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| * La-da-da-da... | | * La-da-da-da... |
| * Hey-ho. | | * Hey-ho. |
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| * Let's march!
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| * What a charmer.
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| * Hey, good-looking.
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| * C'mon, let's go!
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| * I could go for a good meal.
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| * Damn, it's good to be alive.
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| * Ready for some good news.
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| * Soldier.
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| * I'd love to, thanks.
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| * You're making me sweat.
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| * Wanna dance?
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| * What's cooking?
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| * Don't be shy.
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| * Don't burn yourself.
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| * Attention!
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| * Well, well.
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| * What's the story?
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| * Dum-dee-dum.
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| * Help me. | | * Let's march! |
| * Everything's going dark. | | * What a charmer. |
| * This isn't the way. | | * Hey, good-looking. |
| * No! I won't go! | | * C'mon, let's go! |
| * Not yet. Please. | | * I could go for a good meal. |
| * Heal me, please! | | * Damn, it's good to be alive. |
| * I'm burnt out. | | * Ready for some good news. |
| | * Soldier. |
| | * I'd love to, thanks. |
| | * You're making me sweat. |
| | * Wanna dance? |
| | * What's cooking? |
| | * Don't be shy. |
| | * Don't burn yourself. |
| | * Attention! |
| | * Well, well. |
| | * What's the story? |
| | * Dum-dee-dum. |
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| * Who am I? | | * Who am I? |
| * My eye! | | * My eye! |
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| | ====Selection spam (in combat)==== |
| | * Eyes on the prize - we need to win this! |
| | * Not every soldier should've made it out of training. |
| | * Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner. |
| | * I ought to just burn this whole thing down. |
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| * I'm getting too old for this nonsense. | | * I'm getting too old for this nonsense. |
| * I'm not built to crouch. | | * I'm not built to crouch. |
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| * Eyes on the prize - we need to win this!
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| * Not every soldier should've made it out of training.
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| * Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.
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| * I ought to just burn this whole thing down.
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| === [[Ravaged Beach]] ===
| | (By the dock in the [[Ravaged Beach]]) |
| ''(By the dock)''
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| * "It's the River Chionthar. I'd know these waters anywhere." | | * "It's the River Chionthar. I'd know these waters anywhere." |
| * "Do you intend to vocalise every thought? Or just the most obvious ones?" | | * "Do you intend to vocalise every thought? Or just the most obvious ones?" |
| * "Makes a pleasant change from rivers of blood." | | * "Makes a pleasant change from rivers of blood." |
| * "Let's hope the locals are friendly." | | * "Let's hope the locals are friendly." |
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| === [[Forest]] ===
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| ''(Finding [[Exsanguinated Boar]])'' "Wonder what killed the poor thing. Not a drop of blood anywhere."
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| == Party Banter == | | == Party Banter == |
| === {{Banter|Astarion}} === | | === {{Banter|Astarion}} === |
| (''While in plains'')
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| * '''Karlach''': Hahaha. Ha! | | * '''Karlach''': Hahaha. Ha! |
| * '''Astarion''': What's so funny? You haven't got some laughing curse, have you? | | * '''Astarion''': What's so funny? You haven't got some laughing curse, have you? |
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| * '''Astarion''': All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call. | | * '''Astarion''': All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Forest]])
| | ''(At [[Grymforge]])'' |
| * '''Astarion''': Biting flies, midges - shouldn't nature be beautiful and serene? It looks so nice in the Upper City parks.
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| * '''Karlach''': Upper City, huh? Swish. Never spent much time there myself.
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| * '''Astarion''': I'll happily take you. If we survive this bugs' banquet.
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| * '''Karlach''': Sounds good. I've always been curious what a patriar loo looks like.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Sunlit Wetlands]]) | |
| * '''Astarion''': Transforming into a mind flayer might have its perks. At least then I could float over this muck.
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| * '''Karlach''': Not one for roughing it, I see.
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| * '''Astarion''': Wallowing in filth is for pigs and children, my dear.
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| * '''Karlach''': Pigs, children, and people with a little bit of grit.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Grymforge]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Ho. He-llo! Hey! | | * '''Karlach''': Ho. He-llo! Hey! |
| * '''Astarion''': So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind? | | * '''Astarion''': So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind? |
| * '''Karlach''': The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions! | | * '''Karlach''': The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions! |
| * '''Astarion''': Losing your mind it is! Probably the tadpole - the weirdest things seem to be... | | * '''Astarion''': Losing your mind it is! Probably the tadpole - the weirdest things seems to be... |
| <hr>
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| (Near [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
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| * '''Astarion''': Gods, how are we not there yet? My feet are killing me.
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| * '''Karlach''': Want me to carry you?
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| * '''Astarion''': Oh, darling, would you?
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| * '''Karlach''': Sure! If you promise to swap once I get tired.
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| * '''Astarion''': Please, I can barely manage my pack - you'd kill me.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Last Light Inn]] Graveyard)
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| * '''Astarion''': The graveyard's ancient, but the graves are fresh.
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| * '''Karlach''': Feeling at home?
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| * '''Astarion''': I haven't set foot in a graveyard since I became a spawn, thank you. Vampires are nothing like those other undead.
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| * '''Karlach''': True. I've never heard a mummy complain about a wrinkled doublet. Or sour wine.
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| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Rivington]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once. | | * '''Karlach''': Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once. |
| * '''Astarion''': Really? I prefer my company extraordinary. | | * '''Astarion''': Really? I prefer my company extraordinary. |
| * '''Karlach''': Aww, thanks. | | * '''Karlach''': Aww, thanks. |
| * '''Astarion''': Don't thank me, thank Gortash. | | * '''Astarion''': Don't thank me, thank Gortash. |
| * '''Karlach''': Excuse you. I didn't need that prick to make me who I am. | | * '''Karlach''': Excuse you. I didn't need that prick to make me who I am. |
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| * '''Karlach''': All good, fangs. | | * '''Karlach''': All good, fangs. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Baldur's Mouth]])
| | ''(At [[Lower City|Grey Harbour Docks]])'' |
| * '''Astarion''': Probably best if I keep a low profile. They used to know me all too well in the Elfsong.
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| * '''Karlach''': Wonder if our paths ever crossed in the before-times. Were you always so sneaky?
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| * '''Astarion''': I haven't survived for two centuries by being reckless. And I hope to survive at least two more.
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| * '''Karlach''': Yeah yeah, don't rub it in.
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| (At [[Grey Harbour Docks]]) | |
| * '''Karlach''': Can you swim, Astarion? | | * '''Karlach''': Can you swim, Astarion? |
| * '''Astarion''': I'm... not sure, honestly. It's been a couple of hundred years. | | * '''Astarion''': I'm... not sure, honestly. |
| * '''Karlach''': You're missing out! Loved it as a kid. This water looks nasty as hell, though. | | * '''Astarion''': It's been a couple of hundred years. |
| * '''Astarion''': Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbour' for nothing. | | * '''Karlach''': You're missing out! Loved it as a kid. This water looks nasty as hell though. |
| | * '''Astarion''': Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbor' for nothing. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Felogyr's Fireworks]]) | | ''(At [[Felogyr's Fireworks|Felogyr’s Fireworks]])'' |
| * '''Karlach''': Oh man! WHIZBANGS! | | * '''Karlach''': Oh man! WHIZBANGS! |
| * '''Astarion''': Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place. | | * '''Astarion''': Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place. |
| * '''Karlach''': (Oh man! Whizbangs!) | | * '''Karlach''': (Oh man! Whizbangs!) |
| * '''Astarion''': Better. | | * '''Astarion''': Better. |
| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
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| * '''Karlach''': Hey. What's on your mind, Astarion? You seemed a million miles away just then.
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| * '''Astarion''': Hmm? Oh, I was just pondering that heart of yours.
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| * '''Astarion''': There were times I would've been thrilled if everyone who put their hands on me burst into flames.
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| * '''Karlach''': I'd trade you if I could.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
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| * '''Astarion''': So the more you cool down, the more your love life heats up?
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| * '''Karlach''': Seems that way! But I'm a bit out of practice, to be honest.
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| * '''Astarion''': I'm sure it'll all come back to you. You'll be as depraved as the rest of us in no time.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Astarion''': I hear you were spotted being 'normal' in the Singing Lute, Karlach. Are you feeling all right?
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| * '''Karlach''': Seemed like the right thing to do. I've never really tried 'normal' before.
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| * '''Astarion''': And? How did you find the quiet life?
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| * '''Karlach''': It was nice. It was really nice.
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| * '''Astarion''': I never thought I'd see the day - our champion of the Hells has gone soft.
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| * '''Karlach''': Maybe I have. Finally.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene'')
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| * '''Karlach''': I never was a sucker for a smooth-talker, but I admit, Astarion, you're pretty slick.
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| * '''Astarion''': And you're rather the opposite of slick. Do you have a point?
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| * '''Karlach''': I was just being nice.
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| * '''Astarion''': Step one of starting a conversation: think before you speak.
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| * '''Karlach''': Never was my strong suit.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene'')
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| * '''Karlach''': Sorry if this is rude, but... can vampires fall in love?
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| * '''Astarion''': What a preposterous question. Vampires can do anything you can do, and a damn sight better.
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| * '''Karlach''': Sunbathe? Swim?
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| * '''Astarion''': All right, there are a few limited exceptions.
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| * '''Karlach''': Good to know love is on the table though.
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| * '''Astarion''': It is. Though if the table is laden with good wine and meat, love is often left to rot with the salad leaves.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'')
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| * '''Karlach''': So our vamp isn't so heartless after all.
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| * '''Astarion''': Rich of you to talk about someone else's heart, Karlach.
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| * '''Astarion''': But I must admit, my chest has been feeling a touch lighter recently.
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| * '''Karlach''': It suits you beautifully.
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| * '''Astarion''': Yes, most things do.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant'')
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| * '''Karlach''': You know, Astarion, I'm not sure I can trust you anymore. You're... different. A bit scary, to be honest.
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| * '''Astarion''': I have one person who trusts me completely. That's enough for me.
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| * '''Karlach''': Treat them right, or you'll have me to answer to.
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| * '''Karlach''': I can whittle up a good stake in no time if the mood takes me.
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| === {{Banter|Gale}} === | | === {{Banter|Gale}} === |
| (''While in plains'')
| | * '''Gale''': Nothing like a brisk stroll through the forest to invigorate the spirits. |
| * '''Gale''': I don't suppose you've any clue where we are in relation to Waterdeep?
| | * '''Karlach''': I was just thinking the same thing but less poetically. |
| * '''Karlach''': From this distance between Elturel and Baldur's Gate, I'd say... a long way away.
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| * '''Gale''': Ah. That will make getting word to my mother rather tricky.
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| * '''Gale''': No matter - what she doesn't know can't hurt her. Not at this distance, anyway.
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| (At [[Forest]])
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| * '''Gale''': Nothing like a brisk stroll through the forest to invigorate the spirit. | |
| * '''Karlach''': I was just thinking the same thing, but less poetically. | |
| * '''Gale''': And without so much as a stirring from our tadpoles. | | * '''Gale''': And without so much as a stirring from our tadpoles. |
| * '''Karlach''': A girl could get used to this. | | * '''Karlach''': A girl could get used to this. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Blighted Village]]) | | ''(At [[Reithwin Tollhouse]])'' |
| * '''Karlach''': Looks like this town was ransacked - by soldiers, if my eyes don't deceive me. | | * Karlach: Whoa! Almost slipped there. |
| * '''Gale''': Quite cruelly, too. | | * Gale: You wouldn't be the first, I'd wager. It's been some time since these walkways felt the carpenter's hammer. |
| * '''Karlach''': Must've been an awful day for the people who lived here. | | * Karlach: You gonna catch me if I eat a brick? |
| * '''Gale''': If nothing else, I hope it was a mercifully short one. | | * Gale: With my reflexes? I'd catch you before you so much as stubbed a toe. |
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| (In the [[Underdark]])
| | ''(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])'' |
| * '''Karlach''': Just when I was getting used to the sky again...
| | * '''Karlach:''' Man, it's good to be home. First round on who? |
| * '''Gale''': Fear not, Karlach. Sun, moon and stars will still be there waiting for us.
| | * '''Gale:''' She who thirsts buys drinks the first. |
| * '''Karlach''': Meanwhile, this place is pretty spectacular, isn't it?
| | * '''Karlach:''' You won't pin me down with a rhyme, wizard! |
| * '''Gale''': No book or painting could ever do its strange beauty justice. But perhaps our stories might, when we return to the surface.
| | * '''Gale:''' She who declines gets the worst of the wines. |
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| (At [[Grymforge]]) | | === {{Banter|Shadowheart}} === |
| * '''Gale''': The architects who built this must have been remarkable. A pity their vision didn't stand the test of time.
| | * '''Karlach''': Ahh. Flowers, leaves, grass. Can't beat it. |
| * '''Karlach''': All's not lost. I mean, just look at this place.
| | * '''Shadowheart''': I was raised in the city - I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves. |
| * '''Gale''': You've quite the knack for finding the bright side of things, haven't you?
| | * '''Karlach''': Before I went to Avernus, I'd have agreed with you. Nothing quite like Baldur's Gate, is there? |
| * '''Karlach''': Hope keeps you going.
| | * '''Shadowheart''': Nothing in my recollection, anyway... |
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| (Near [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Man, adventuring is thirsty work.
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| * '''Gale''': There used to be a monastery in this region known for producing a wonderful ale.
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| * '''Karlach''': That sounds like heaven! Wait. Used to?
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| * '''Gale''': Oh, yes - long ruined, I'm afraid. No chance of a frothing pitcher awaiting us there, but still - at least your thirst for knowledge is quenched.
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| * '''Karlach''': Ugh.
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| <hr>
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| (On the road to [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]])
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| * '''Gale''': Do you feel that? A darkness, pulling at the strands of the Weave.
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| * '''Karlach''': You'll still be able to do your wizard thing, though, right?
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| * '''Gale''': Of course, but that doesn't make the shadows less dangerous.
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| * '''Karlach''': Joy.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]] Forest)
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| * '''Karlach''': Doing all right, Gale?
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| * '''Gale''': Oh, you know... Still alive and kicking, despite being surrounded on all sides by an endless manifestation of darkness and decay...
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| * '''Karlach''': I feel it too. Here if you need a pick-me-up.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Last Light Inn - Cellar]] Shrine)
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| * '''Gale''': A hidden shrine, dedicated to the Moon Maiden herself. Even amidst this darkness, Selunites are stubborn enough to cling on.
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| * '''Karlach''': Pretty beautiful, isn't it?
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| <hr>
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| (At [[The Waning Moon]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Huh. A brewery. Why does Reithwin Ale ring a bell?
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| * '''Gale''': It was known to be quite the tipple - a cask or two still exists, if you know the right alekeep...
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| * '''Karlach''': You must have good taste. Not me. Can't afford it.
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| * '''Gale''': A common misconception. Even the simplest of flavours are elevated by the choice to appreciate them. Don't deny yourself such pleasures.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Reithwin Tollhouse]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Whoa! Almost slipped there.
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| * '''Gale''': You wouldn't be the first, I'd wager. It's been some time since these walkways felt the carpenter's hammer.
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| * '''Karlach''': You gonna catch me if I eat a brick?
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| * '''Gale''': With my reflexes? I'd catch you before you so much as stubbed a toe.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Gauntlet of Shar]])
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| * '''Gale''': Even shaped by shadow as it is, Sharran architecture has a kind of beauty to it.
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| * '''Karlach''': Beautifully intimidating. This place was meant to scare people into submission.
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| * '''Gale''': There you go, cutting right through the ephemera to the heart of the matter. Your finest quality, I think.
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| * '''Karlach''': And here I thought I rubbed you the wrong way.
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| * '''Gale''': Nothing wrong with a bit of friction now and then. You help me keep my mind sharp.
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| * '''Karlach''': Aw. Thanks, pal. I think.
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| <hr>
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| (Approaching [[Moonrise Towers]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Ready to enter the belly of the beast?
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| * '''Gale''': It's the stairs I'm dreading. I shall close my eyes, and pretend I'm climbing my own, far superior tower in Waterdeep.
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| * '''Karlach''': In that case, welcome home.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Moonrise Towers]] Docks)
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| * '''Karlach''': We're not taking a boat to Baldur's Gate, right? | |
| * '''Gale''': And give the Absolute free reign to use us as target practice from the banks? I think not.
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| * '''Karlach''': Phew. My mum always said the Chionthar was unlucky.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Mind Flayer Colony]])
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| * '''Gale''': It strikes me that, for a mind flayer colony, there are remarkably few mind flayers about the place...
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| * '''Karlach''': Squiddies have gone to war, is my guess.
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| * '''Gale''': On the Absolute's behalf? Now there's an alliance I'd have been quite happy without.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Man, it's good to be home. First round on who?
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| * '''Gale''': She who thirsts buys drinks the first. | |
| * '''Karlach''': You won't pin me down with a rhyme, wizard! | |
| * '''Gale''': She who declines gets the worst of the wines. | |
| <hr>
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| (At [[Sorcerous Sundries]])
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| * '''Gale''': Look around you. Indulge your curiosity. Sorcerous Sundries is the finest purveyor of magical miscellany for miles around.
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| * '''Karlach''': Where's the axes? | |
| * '''Gale''': What they sell is far more precious than mere sword or shield. They sell knowledge, ingenuity, the wisdom of mages past.
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| * '''Karlach''': Sounds like more your thing than mine.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[The Counting House]])
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| * '''Gale''': They say wealth offers a form of magic. Alas, it's one I've rarely dabbled in.
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| * '''Karlach''': Nor I. Never had more than a few coppers in the city, and any soul coins in Avernus went straight to Zariel. | |
| * '''Gale''': Make no mistake. Souls are sold for coins up here as well. All too cheaply, in most cases.
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| (At [[Danthelon's Dancing Axe]])
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| * '''Karlach''': Wouldn't mind a dancing axe of my own.
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| * '''Gale''': A simple movement charm wouldn't be too hard to apply to such an object. I could conjure one up for you if you like?
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| *'''Karlach''': Yes! I like! | |
| * '''Gale''': Very well then. Once the city is saved, Karlach's Kinetic Cleaver will be first on my list.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
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| * '''Gale''': You know, Karlach, there are other ways to express love beyond run-of-the-mill physicality...
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| * '''Karlach''': Ugh. Are you going to try and teach me about exceptional uses for a mage hand or what?
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| * '''Gale''': Actually, I was thinking of poetry.
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| * '''Karlach''': Oops, sorry. But... now that I think of it... is mage hand especially hard to learn?
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
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| * '''Gale''': I've always felt flames to be a rather perfect expression of love, Karlach. | |
| * '''Gale''': Passionate, primal, capable of bestowing the most life-affirming comfort, or inflicting the profoundest damage.
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| * '''Karlach''': That's... pretty nice. Never thought about it like that. But now I will.
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| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
| | ''(In [[Sunlit Wetlands]])'' |
| * '''Gale''': Am I to understand that you are in love now, Karlach?
| | *'''Karlach:''' Hey! Something bit me. |
| * '''Karlach''': I sure am. If there's hope for me there's hope for anyone. | | *'''Shadowheart:''' Just an insect - I'm sure you'll survive. Besides, it probably figured you for a tasty treat. |
| <hr>
| | *'''Karlach:''' Give me an aboleth over a midge any day. |
| (''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 1 romance scene'')
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| * '''Gale''': Karlach... a hypothetical question for you:
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| * '''Gale''': If someone - not me, of course - detected a hint of romantic interest in them from another, unnamed individual, what might that someone do about it?
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| * '''Karlach''': Whoever it is, just talk to them, Gale. And leave out the hypotheticals.
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| * '''Gale''': Talking. Right. I'm good at that. | |
| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 2 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': So, Gale - got any book recommendations for me?
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| * '''Gale''': You can read?!
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| * '''Karlach''': Very funny. Yes - I can read. School put me off big boring tomes. Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing.
| |
| * '''Gale''': Say no more - I'll find the perfect book for you. I might even lend it to you from my library in Waterdeep.
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| * '''Karlach''': Ooh! Something with magic, please. And no devils. | |
| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 3 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': How's the orb treating you, Gale?
| |
| * '''Gale''': Oh, quite well as a matter of fact. Since it was stabilised, it's been humming along nicely.
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| * '''Gale''': I have noticed one adverse side-effect. I seem to be losing hair in some, er, unexpected places.
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| * '''Karlach''': I can only imagine.
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| === {{Banter|Lae'zel}} === | | === {{Banter|Lae'zel}} === |
| (''While in plains'')
| | ''(In [[Wilderness]])'' |
| * '''Karlach''': Is this your first time on the Sword Coast, Lae'zel?
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Yes. It is much more... lively... than the githyanki slates led me to believe.
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| * '''Karlach''': Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''While in plains'')
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Smell that? Blood. This whole plain reeks of it.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': That'll wake you up of a fine day, won't it.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': I do not need awakening. My senses are sharp as steel.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Forest]]) | |
| * '''Karlach''': Ahh, smell that? Fresh forest air. | | * '''Karlach''': Ahh, smell that? Fresh forest air. |
| * '''Lae'zel''': I smell only fear - the fear of cowards lying in wait for an ambush. | | * '''Lae'zel''': I smell only fear - the fear of cowards lying in wait for an ambush. |
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| * '''Lae'zel''': I do not take days off. I'd even forego sleep, if such a thing were feasible. The one advantage an elf holds over a githyanki. | | * '''Lae'zel''': I do not take days off. I'd even forego sleep, if such a thing were feasible. The one advantage an elf holds over a githyanki. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (In the [[Underdark]])
| | * '''Karlach''': Is this your first time on the Sword Coast, Lae'zel? |
| * '''Karlach''': Beautiful. Lethal. The Underdark is everything I thought it'd be. | | * '''Lae'zel''': Yes. It is much more... lively... then the githyanki slates led me to believe. |
| * '''Lae'zel''': And I. This environ seems worthy of a githyanki warrior's estimation.
| | * '''Karlach''': Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave. |
| * '''Karlach''': Ah, to be deemed worthy by the great Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir.
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| * '''Lae'zel''': Continue as you have, Karlach, and you will achieve the same. | |
| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': What a sight. We should stop for a nice little lunch, take it all in.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Is the worm gnawing at your grey matter? We must find a crèche and be purified.
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| * '''Karlach''': True. Fine. First, purify the tadpole, then a little lunch.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (On the road to [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Lae'zel, do you want to talk about what happened at the crèche? | |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Trust me. You'll know when I'm ready to discuss it.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Fair enough. But if you change your mind...
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': It is not a matter of mind. It is a matter of faith - and I have been put to the test.
| |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]] Forest) | | ''(In the [[Underdark]])'' |
| * '''Karlach''': Do I see light? Or am I delusional? | | * '''Karlach:''' Beautiful. Lethal. The Underdark is everything I thought it'd be. |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Just a mirage. There's not a spot in sight that the gloom hasn't touched. | | * '''Lae'zel:''' And I. This environ seems worthy of a githyanki warrior's estimation. |
| * '''Karlach''': Damn, you're right. The eyes see what the heart wants. | | * '''Karlach:''' Ah, to be deemed worthy by the great Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir. |
| | * '''Lae'zel:''' Continue as you have, Karlach, and you will achieve the same. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Ruined Battlefield]]) | | ''(On the [[Rosymorn Monastery Trail]])'' |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Bones. Rusted weapons. A great battle was fought here. | | * '''Karlach:''' What a sight. We should stop for a nice little lunch, take it all in. |
| * '''Karlach''': An extra vicious one, I think. No one buried their dead. | | * '''Lae'zel:''' Is the worm gnawing at your grey matter? We must find a crèche and be purified. |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Exactly the sort of battle I live to fight. And the sort made even more thrilling with a hot-hearted tiefling at my side. | | * '''Karlach:''' True. Fine. First, purify the tadpole, ''then'' a little lunch. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Mind Flayer Colony]]) | | ''(After completing [[Discover the Artefact's Secrets]] and leaving [[Crėche Y'llek]])'' |
| * '''Karlach''': Look at all this mucus. Wonder if our nautiloid came from down here. | | * '''Karlach:''' Lae'zel, do you want to talk about what happened at the crėche? |
| * '''Lae'zel''': It's a possibility. This is no mere mind flayer colony, but an entire ghaik bastion. | | * '''Lae'zel:''' Trust me. You'll know when I'm ready to discuss it. |
| * '''Karlach''': I'm ready for the goo.
| | * '''Karlach:''' Fair enough. But if you change your mind... |
| <hr>
| | * '''Lae'zel:''' It is not a matter of mind. It is a matter of faith - and I have been put to the test. |
| (At [[Wyrm's Rock Fortress]])
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': A kith'rak's red dragon would have this place down around Gortash's ears in moments. | |
| * '''Karlach''': I'd love to see that. I've always hated this place.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': It will be far more satisfying to plunge a blade into Gortash myself than to pick through his ashes. | |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Wyrm's Rock Fortress]]) | | (At [[Wyrm's Rock Fortress]]) |
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| * '''Karlach''': You know what, Lae? I couldn't agree more. | | * '''Karlach''': You know what, Lae? I couldn't agree more. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (At [[Lady Jannath's Estate]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Phew! Wouldn't mind shacking up in a place like this.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Yes - and quite an attractive target for githyanki raiders. They'd plunder the village and fly off with the spoils.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': What are you, pirates?
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': To my people, all the planes are a vast garden to be weeded and picked.
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| * '''Karlach''': Well tell your mates to keep their hoes out of Baldur's Gate.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[House of Hope]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Damn. I swore I'd never come back to the Hells, and here I am.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Fate has a way of pulling us along with or without our approval.
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| * '''Karlach''': Escaping fate happens to be my speciality.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 1 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': So githyanki undergarments. Very fashionable.
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| * '''Lae'zel''': The under-harnesses are often used for strapping oneself onto a red dragon.
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| * '''Karlach''': Fashion and function. You lot really have it all figured out.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 2 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Lae'zel, you're actually glowing.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': It is the sheen of the soldier's sweat on my brow.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': The soldier's sweat? Or the lover's?
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| * '''Lae'zel''': Kain'cha... Speak on it no further.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 3 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': It's good to see you smiling, Lae'zel.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': A momentary spasm of the jaw. But perhaps there is cause.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Even in this dark hour, there are some things to take heart in.
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| * '''Karlach''': Couldn't have said it better myself.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Your years in the Hells have made you a fierce warrior, Karlach.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Fierce in battle, maybe a bit naive in... everything else.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': In that way, you are like many a young githyanki - wise to the ways of battle, if not to the wider world.
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| * '''Karlach''': Makes sense. And how are you getting on out here in the world?
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Mindfully and meticulously.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Karlach, were there others of Zariel's warriors who bore the infernal engine?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I was the first - not the last. But most didn't survive the process.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': The others were all devilkin. I think I was the only lucky winner from Faerûn.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': You were stronger than the others.
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| * '''Karlach''': Lucky me.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': A dinner date. At first your request confused me. But then, I became curious...
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Think you might like to try it for yourself some time?
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': It sounds terribly understimulating.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Depends on the company.
| |
| * '''Lae'zel''': Well. Good thing for us both I make for riveting company.
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|
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| === {{Banter|Shadowheart}} ===
| |
| (At [[Forest]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Ahh. Flowers, leaves, grass. Can't beat it.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': I was raised in the city - I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Before I went to Avernus, I'd have agreed with you. Nothing quite like Baldur's Gate, is there?
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Nothing in my recollection, anyway...
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Blighted Village]])
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': The whole village is falling to pieces. These goblins aren't exactly house-proud, as occupiers go...
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Wouldn't blame the gobs. Place looks like it's been abandoned a good while.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': But hey, maybe we can scare up a few dusty bottles of wine somewheres.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': I like your way of thinking. Split any takings we find?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Sister, you've got a deal.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Sunlit Wetlands]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Hey! Something bit me.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Just an insect - I'm sure you'll survive. Besides, it probably figured you for a tasty treat.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Give me an aboleth over a midge any day.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Grymforge]])
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': This place is hard to bear. I hope we're able to continue on our way before too long.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I know what you mean. Everyone is so... unhappy.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Oh. Well I meant more the molten rock and plunging chasms, but yes, the folk leave something to be desired as well.
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| * '''Karlach''': Present company excluded, of course?
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Oh hush, you. Stop fishing for compliments.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Rosymorn Monastery]])
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': A remote spot for a monastery. I suppose they wanted to make sure the monks avoided temptation.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Yeah but look at these mountains. The height of temptation.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': No, I mean more like vices. You know - pleasures of the flesh.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Met a loumara demon who married a mountain, though. It's a thing.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': I think the thin air might be getting to you, Karlach.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Crèche Y'llek]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Gotta respect these gith. They don't fool around.
| |
| (''If it is known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar'')
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Oh I'm more than aware, trust me. I've had plenty of training in what to expect from them.
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| (''If it is not known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar'')
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| * '''Shadowheart''': I'll certainly be treading very carefully, trust me.
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| * '''Karlach''': In that case, lead on, miss.
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| <hr>
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| (On the road to [[Shadow-Cursed Lands]])
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': We've had some close calls already. There could be even tougher days ahead...
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Cheer up. It might be all downhill from here.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Meaning things will start becoming easier for us, or our situation will deteriorate from here...?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Exactly.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Reithwin Town]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Since you're the only one in good form out here, I'll trust you to lead the way, Shadowheart.
| |
| (''If Shadowheart no longer loyal to Shar'')
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Actually... I've been stripped of that particular advantage. But I will forge ahead, nonetheless.
| |
| (''If Shadowheart is still loyal to Shar'')
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': It's a deal, so long as you watch my back.
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| * '''Karlach''': Atta girl.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Mason's Guild]] Rebel Hideout)
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': I love a nice secret hideaway, don't you?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I mean... I guess.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': You can just fill it with supplies, seal up the hidden entrance, and tuck yourself away from the world...
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Whatever you say, squirrelheart.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Gauntlet of Shar]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Never knew Sharrans to be so... military.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': It shouldn't surprise you. We have been at war with Selûne since before most of history was written. An eternal conflict, from the viewpoint of mortals...
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Shar's entire creed revolves around waging war against Selûne. Imagine all the generations of mortals, sacrificed in an eternal conflict between sisters.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Problem with eternal wars is they never end.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Take it from me, a short, sharp personal vendetta is far less time-intensive.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (Approaching [[Moonrise Towers]])
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Moonrise Towers. There used to be more than one tower, of course. The other must have been destroyed.
| |
| (''If Karlach has only one real eye'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I figured as much, what with my one good eye for seeing and fingers for counting.
| |
| (''If Karlach still has both eyes'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I figured as much, being the proud owner of eyes.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': ... sorry, no need for that. Must've put too much salt on my blood sausage this morning.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Not at all. Nice to be on the receiving end, now and again. Keeps me sharp.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Moonrise Towers]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I'm sweating bullets. What if I blow our cover?
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Simplicity is the key to a good deception. If in doubt, try thinking less.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Yes ma'am.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Moonrise Towers]] [[Oubliette]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Dark enough for you, Shadowheart?
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Nothing wrong with a nice subdued ambience. It can help flatter even the homeliest of faces.
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| * '''Karlach''': I'll try to keep my fire a gentle throb.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Moonrise Towers Prison]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Prisoners!
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': More like soon-to-be tadpole residences. Every infected prisoner will just make things harder on us...
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Let's go blast a brine pool, then.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Baldur's Mouth]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I wouldn't mind doing a little shopping in the city.
| |
| (''If Shadowheart no longer loyal to Shar'')
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Same. I think I may have overdone it with the black and purple for, oh, my entire life? Your look serves you well though.
| |
| (''If Shadowheart is still loyal to Shar'')
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Lady Shar teaches us to abhor superficialities like fashion... though the city does have some fine boutiques. After a new look?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I'm ten years behind; don't want the youths to think I'm not, you know, up with the times.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Bloomridge Park]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Huh. There's something going on here. I don't like it.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Careful. I smell an ambush.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Are you sure it's not the flowers you're smelling? You may be allergic.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': But better safe than sorry, I suppose.
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| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Morphic Pool]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I can tell when we're getting close to a mind flayer area because everything starts to smell purple.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': That's either profoundly poetic or childishly simple. I'm going with poetic.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': A compliment from Shadowheart! I'll put it on the shelf with the rest of my achievements.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Hey, Shaddy, got a quick question about the best way to treat an infernal burn.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Shaddy? Really?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Hearty? Shadsy? Or maybe just The Fringe?
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': 'Shadowheart' will do just fine, thanks. Love is making you fanciful.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': You might be right.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 1 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': You look happy, Shadowheart. Like a Night Orchid in bloom.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': You must be imagining it.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': It's all over your face.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': It must be all the fresh air since the crash - has me flush.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': It looks good on you.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 2 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': So - why Night Orchids?
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Well, isn't it enough that they're beautiful?
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': They remind me of some place - a place I can't quite remember. But I think I was happy there, wherever it was.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Sorry. I'm being silly.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': You're cute.
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| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Selune'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Must be lovely to have a swim without boiling all the fishes alive.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Sounds pleasant to swim with you. At a distance. It's usually so freezing.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Don't ask me to make a hot spring for you two. It might work. But I also might cook you like lobsters.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Shar'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': To have someone who cares about you and throw them away. I don't know how you do it.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': Any restriction, any tether must be shed. Surely you understand that? It is a form of freedom, if a tragic one.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': I've had enough tragedy in my day. You have too. But Shar's got you in a chokehold.
| |
| * '''Shadowheart''': It's called an embrace. I suppose you don't receive many.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Whatever.
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| === {{Banter|Wyll}} === | | === {{Banter|Wyll}} === |
| (''At [[Last Light Inn]], if it's protected'')
| | *'''Karlach''': Do I hear... music? |
| * '''Karlach''': Think the bar is open?
| | *'''Wyll''': I reckon there wasn't much merry-making in the Hells. |
| * '''Wyll''': I intend to find out. But we should scout around first, see who's in need of help.
| | *'''Karlach''': You reckon right. Maybe for the best though. My singing is worse than demonic screeching. |
| * '''Karlach''': You're good at staying in character, I'll give you that.
| | *'''Wyll''': Hm - perhaps your talent lies in dancing, instead? |
| <hr>
| | <hr> |
| (At [[Grand Mausoleum]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': No shadow curse here. Wonder why.
| |
| * '''Wyll''': Couldn't say. Maybe because an entirely different curse has befallen the tomb.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Always something, isn't it.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Gauntlet of Shar]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': You know, even devils like a good joke. Why are Sharrans so... dour?
| |
| * '''Wyll''': Their belief is grounded in loss. Hardly a laughing matter.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': The loss of all joy. Sad business.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (At [[Rivington]] riverbank)
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Care for a dip, Wyll?
| |
| * '''Wyll''': It would be my pleasure, Karlach - once the Absolute's been crushed for good.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Heroics don't leave half enough time for messing.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (In the North Alleys)
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Do I hear... music? | |
| * '''Wyll''': I reckon there wasn't much merry-making in the Hells. | |
| * '''Karlach''': You reckon right. Maybe for the best though. My singing is worse than demonic screeching. | |
| * '''Wyll''': Hm - perhaps your talent lies in dancing, instead? | |
| <hr> | |
| (At Southern Docks)
| |
| * '''Wyll''': Smell that, Karlach?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Uh... fish?
| |
| * '''Wyll''': Well, yes. But also trouble.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Your nose is better than mine, pal.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (At [[The Counting House]])
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Feel that? Guards are giving us the stink-eye.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Think they recognise you?
| |
| * '''Wyll''': Possibly. But I wager there's something deeper at work here.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Then let's go digging.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 1 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Couldn't find you for a while at the party. Was hoping we could regale our friends with a nice three-horned duet.
| |
| * '''Wyll''': Ah, I just needed a moment of quiet, to think, that's all.
| |
| * '''Karlach''': What about?
| |
| * '''Wyll''': Wouldn't you like to know?
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Well yeah! One thing I'll say for the Hells, the gossip is excellent. Faerûn's a funeral parlour by comparison.
| |
| <hr>
| |
| (''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 2 romance scene'')
| |
| * '''Karlach''': Used to your new look yet, Wyll? I for one think you look smashing.
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| * '''Wyll''': You know, I think I am. It certainly didn't put off my - er- dance partner.
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| * '''Karlach''': Ah, dance, the true language of love.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Karlach''': Seeing you happy is pretty wonderful, Wyll.
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| * '''Karlach''': Two of my real friends, finding real happiness? Together? Beautiful.
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| * '''Wyll''': Thank you, Karlach.
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| * '''Karlach''': If you get married, I'm your celebrant. Got it?
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| * '''Wyll''': As if could ever refuse you.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene'')
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| * '''Wyll''': Did Zariel know you'd be unable to touch anyone when she crammed that awful thing into your chest?
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| * '''Karlach''': Thing is, I can touch devils and the like, back in Avernus. I never did, cause I'm not a masochist. But I could have.
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| * '''Wyll''': Gods. I'm glad you got out of there.
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| * '''Karlach''': With my new best friend on my tail the whole time. Who knew.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
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| * '''Wyll''': Karlach... I know I say this every day, but I'm so glad you're here.
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| * '''Karlach''': Me too!
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| * '''Wyll''': And seeing you've got someone to care about now, after ten bloody years, what would you say? 'Good for you, mate.'?
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| * '''Karlach''': Exactly so, your majesty.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Wyll''': The fact one of your first dates is going to be one of your last... it's just not fair, Karlach.
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| * '''Karlach''': I don't want to think about that. I just want to enjoy whatever comes my way.
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| * '''Wyll''': You're worth more respect than every last rogue in this city. I hope you know that.
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| === {{Banter|Halsin}} === | | === {{Banter|Halsin}} === |
| (At [[Ruined Battlefield]])
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| * '''Karlach''': I can almost reconstruct this battle in my mind. Unfortunately.
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| * '''Halsin''': At least you were not present. Grim as it is now, it was worse on the day of the battle. A vivid wound upon my memory.
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| * '''Karlach''': Tsk. Poor man.
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| * '''Halsin''': I was lucky - I lived, when so many did not. It would take me a day and a night to recite the names of all the friends I lost.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Last Light Inn]] Graveyard)
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| * '''Karlach''': Well, well. Who's buried here?
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| * '''Halsin''': Flaming Fists, Harpers, refugees, perhaps... The shadow curse has indiscriminate taste in victims.
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| * '''Karlach''': May they rest in peace.
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| * '''Halsin''': Peace and rest are strangers in these lands, until the shadows are banished.
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| <hr>
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| (''At [[Last Light Inn]], if it's cursed'')
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| * '''Halsin''': All gone... devoured by the shadows. Oak Father preserve us, it's just like a hundred years ago.
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| * '''Karlach''': Stay strong, bear man. We're still here.
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| * '''Halsin''': We are. Yet there is a burden to being the survivor... the witness to others' tragedies. It only grows heavier with time.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Mason's Guild]])
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| * '''Halsin''': I knew one of Reithwin's head masons. She was a good woman, and strong as an ox.
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| * '''Karlach''': Really? Are strong women your type, Halsin?
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| * '''Halsin''': I don't discriminate against any type.
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| * '''Karlach''': Truly a bear man of the people.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Moonrise Towers]])
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| * '''Halsin''': This fortress was a seat of the High Heralds, I believe. Long gone from here, of course.
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| * '''Karlach''': The who now?
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| * '''Halsin''': A council of intellectuals, respected throughout Faerûn - leading authorities on heraldry of course, but also history, genealogy, and diplomacy.
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| * '''Karlach''': Seems like diplomacy failed, if they allowed Ketheric Thorm to take over - twice.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Moonrise Towers]] Throne Room)
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| (''If the shadowcurse hasn't been lifted'')
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| * '''Halsin''': I can only hope we still find time to vanquish the curse. I can think of little else.
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| * '''Karlach''': You can talk of little else too.
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| * '''Halsin''': I make no apologies for knowing what is important to me.
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| (''If the shadowcurse has been lifted'')
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| * '''Halsin''': We have lifted the shadow curse, but a new challenge awaits us.
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| * '''Karlach''': Baldur's Gate - we can't get there soon enough.
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| * '''Halsin''': I am... less anxious to find myself in a city. So removed from nature's power - I do not know how I will fare.
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| * '''Karlach''': Stick with me. I'll show you around and square up if anyone bothers you.
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| <hr>
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| (''While assaulting [[Moonrise Towers]]'')
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| * '''Karlach''': Take no prisoners.
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| * '''Halsin''': I doubt many will seek to surrender. But if they do... mercu costs us nothing, Karlach.
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| * '''Karlach''': Nothing but the win.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[The Lodge]])
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| * '''Halsin''': There is an admirable harmony to the Society of Brilliance. Beings of all sorts, united in the pursuit of intellect...
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| * '''Karlach''': The pursuit of intellect. Fun.
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| * '''Halsin''': Hailing from the Underdark can dampen one's sense of fun, I will admit. Down there, noises such as laughter tend to attract predators.
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| * '''Karlach''': Sounds like a place I used to know...
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| <hr>
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| (At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])
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| * '''Halsin''': You and I may struggle to go unnoticed in such environs, Karlach.
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| * '''Karlach''': True enough. Hard to hide pretty under a bushel.
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| * '''Halsin''': I meant more in terms of size. Folk of our stature can be a lure for drunkards seeking a brawl, I have found.
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| * '''Karlach''': Ooh! Fun.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Guildhall]])
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| * '''Karlach''': I smell a fight brewing.
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| * '''Halsin''': Then let it brew. Some radical thinkers claim that peace is a valid option, you know.
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| * '''Karlach''': And miss a good barroom brawl? Not me, sir.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Sorcerous Sundries]])
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| * '''Halsin''': This place reminds me of a magpie's nest. Random baubles, doodahs, and what-have-yous, all jumbled together without a care.
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| * '''Karlach''': Fun, right? Who knows what you could find.
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| * '''Halsin''': Danger, going by past experience. A cursed tome. An unstable spell. A haunted poppet...
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| * '''Karlach''': Haunted poppet, haunted poppet.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Morphic Pool]])
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| * '''Halsin''': I cannot help but feel that destiny is tightening its grip on our forward path.
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| * '''Karlach''': Win or lose, we're nearly there, right?
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| * '''Halsin''': Indeed. But I just wanted to take the chance to say - it has been a pleasure, Karlach.
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| * '''Karlach''': The feeling's highly mutual, bear man.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Haslin in act 3'')
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| * '''Karlach''': You're old as sin, right Halsin? You must have lots of good stories.
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| * '''Halsin''': A few. But people always warm to the most salacious chapters.
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| * '''Halsin''': They forget how much I study, meditate, and as a bear - hibernate. I must have spent a hundred years or more asleep.
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| * '''Karlach''': Sleep and adventure. Maybe I'll come back as a bear in some future life.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Halsin''': Nature affords us few greater powers of healing than what love can provide, Karlach.
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| * '''Halsin''': I was concerned that your pursuit of a cure might cloud your final days. I am glad I was wrong.
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| * '''Karlach''': Me too. Even with so much at stake... in this little heart of mine, I've never been happier.
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| === {{Banter|Minthara}} === | | === {{Banter|Minthara}} === |
| (At Abandoned Cistern in the [[Lower City Sewers]])
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| * '''Minthara''': This place is foul. Drow would not tolerate rivers of waste flowing so close to their residences.
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| * '''Karlach''': You've got slaves to manage your sanitation. Baldur's Gate doesn't. Though we do rely quite heavily on kobolds.
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| * '''Minthara''': But surely the kobolds are slaves?
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| * '''Karlach''': Hell no.
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| * '''Minthara''': Straj. Yet one more reason to despair for the fate of this city.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 2 romance scene'')
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| * '''Karlach''': Hey, so, what's romance like in the Underdark, Minthara?
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| * '''Minthara''': In Menzoberranzan, romance is commonly a luxury enjoyed between women. Men are mostly present for propagation.
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| * '''Minthara''': Here on the surface, gender does not define one's role so strictly. There are weaklings of every sort.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Karlach''': It's funny seeing you so smitten, Minthara. Didn't think you were able.
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| * '''Minthara''': I took my first lover before you were a spark in your father's eye, child.
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| * '''Karlach''': Go on.
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| * '''Minthara''': She was a high priestess of House Vandree. Beautiful, elegant, ruthless.
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| * '''Minthara''': I adored her, and had been sharing her bed for some time when the order came that she must die.
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| * '''Minthara''': I stayed with her while the poison did its work, and whispered words of comfort as she slipped away.
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| * '''Karlach''': Oh no.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene'')
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| * '''Minthara''': You allowed that smith to meddle with your heart, Karlach, simply so you can be touched?
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| * '''Minthara''': Better to shut off the carnal desires than indulge them. They are distractions.
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| * '''Karlach''': Yes, because every function comes with a handy switch.
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| * '''Karlach''': Next time I'm injured, don't heal, just turn me off and on again.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Minthara''': Have you ever been afraid, Karlach? Truly afraid?
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| * '''Karlach''': You know how much time I spent in the hells, right? Of course I've been scared!
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| * '''Karlach''': I kept on going though. Knew there'd be better days on the other side - and here they are.
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| === {{Banter|Jaheira}} === | | === {{Banter|Jaheira}} === |
| (At [[Steel Watch Foundry]]) | | (At [[Devil's Fee]]) |
| * '''Karlach''': These Steel Watchers are big as hell. | | *'''Karlach''': So, erm, Jaheira. Do you like to... that is, what do you like to do? |
| * '''Jaheira''': All the more cracks and crevices for a wild-shape to ferret into - gum up the works a little. | | *'''Jaheira''': As in... hobbies? Oh. Well... I like to play music, I suppose? |
| * '''Karlach''': I'd give my other horn to watch that. | | *'''Karlach''': I'm just picturing you strumming on a harp so hard the strings snap and trying not to shriek. What do you play? |
| | *'''Jaheira''': Eh. Mostly the same children's rhyme, on a battered whistle of tin. I do not get a lot of time to practise. |
| | *'''Jaheira''': Oh spare me the sad eyes, girl! Not every daily deed is worthy of song! Certainly none I can play. |
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| (At [[Bonecloak's Basement]]) | | (In the [[Steel Watch Foundry]]) |
| * '''Karlach''': So, erm, Jaheira. Do you like to... that is, what do you like to do? | | *'''Karlach''': These Steel Watchers are big as hell. |
| * '''Jaheira''': As in... hobbies? Oh. Well... I like to play music, I suppose? | | *'''Jaheira''': All the more cracks and crevices for a wild-shape to ferret into - gum up the works a little. |
| * '''Karlach''': I'm just picturing you strumming on a harp so hard the strings snap and trying not to shriek. What do you play?
| | *'''Karlach''': I'd give my other horn to watch that. |
| * '''Jaheira''': Eh. Mostly the same children's rhyme, on a battered whistle of tin. I do not get a lot of time to practise.
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| * '''Jaheira''': Oh spare me the sad eyes, girl! Not every daily deed is worthy of song! Certainly none I can play. | |
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| (At [[Water Queen's House]]) | | (At the [[Water Queen's House]]) |
| * '''Karlach''': This place is so peaceful. Maybe I should convert. | | *'''Karlach''': This place is so peaceful. Maybe I should convert. |
| * '''Jaheira''': I've done my share of praying to her, though not for the cause of peace. My faith was suddenly found on choppy seas. | | *'''Jaheira''': I've done my share of praying to her, though not for the cause of peace. My faith was suddenly found on choppy seas. |
| * '''Karlach''': I don't know what that means. | | *'''Karlach''': I don't know what that means. |
| <hr> | | <hr> |
| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Jaheira''': You've a love-struck look about you, Karlach. Just do not let it distract you from the task ahead.
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| * '''Karlach''': But what if I really enjoy being distracted from the task ahead?
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| * '''Jaheira''': Bah, where is the barbarian rage? I have been learning so many colourful phrases from you, I was hoping to inspire a few more.
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| * '''Karlach''': Ma'am, you've been inspiring me since I was yea high.
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| === {{Banter|Minsc}} === | | === {{Banter|Minsc}} === |
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| * '''Minsc''': Oh. There is much to be learned. Deep breaths. Meditative trances. Strange and stinking mushrooms. | | * '''Minsc''': Oh. There is much to be learned. Deep breaths. Meditative trances. Strange and stinking mushrooms. |
| * '''Minsc''': But Minsc could master none of this. Which made him sad. Which made him mad. Which made him the berserker you see before you. | | * '''Minsc''': But Minsc could master none of this. Which made him sad. Which made him mad. Which made him the berserker you see before you. |
| * '''Karlach''': Huh. Really? | | * Karlach''': Huh. Really? |
| * '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...? | | * '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...? |
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| (At the entrance to the [[Guildhall]])
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| * '''Minsc''': Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach?
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| * '''Karlach''': I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em.
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| (''If Minsc has agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
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| * '''Minsc''': Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done?
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| * '''Karlach''': Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again.
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| (''If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
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| * '''Minsc''': Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Undercity Ruins]])
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| * '''Minsc''': A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels.
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| * '''Karlach''': Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer?
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| * '''Minsc''': Entirely different! That was foul only in its smells, and the way our water tasted. But it was home.
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| * '''Karlach''': Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway.
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| * '''Minsc''': Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff.
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| <hr>
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| (At [[Bhaal Temple]]) | | (At [[Bhaal Temple]]) |
| * '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out. | | * '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out. |
| * '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt. | | * '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt. |
| * '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal. | | * '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal. |
| <hr>
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| (At [[Morphic Pool]])
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| * '''Minsc''': Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large?
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| * '''Karlach''': Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those?
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| * '''Minsc''': Of course!
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| * '''Minsc''': What is an elder brain?
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| * '''Karlach''': Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster.
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| <hr>
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| (''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
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| * '''Minsc''': Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think.
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| * '''Karlach''': I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc?
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| * '''Minsc''': He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster.
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| * '''Karlach''': And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years?
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| * '''Minsc''': Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks.
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