Editing Songs for Sailors, Soldiers, and Sirens

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| description = 
| quote = A well-worn collection of drinking songs, with lyrics and chords.
| book text = <b>The Drunken Dwarf</b>


<i>Em</i>

The dwarf drank once, and she beat the drum

<i>D</i>

The dwarf drank twice, and her lips went numb,

<i>Em</i>

The dwarf drank thrice, and she smashed her thumb,

<i>D {{!}} Em</i>

Hey-eye-diddle-eye-aye!


<i>Em</i>

The elf drank once, and he started moaning

<i>D</i>

The elf drank twice, and his mind went roaming

<i>Em</i>

The elf drank thrice, and his mouth was foaming,

<i>D {{!}} Em</i>

Hey-eye-didle-eye-aye!


<b>Salty Dick the Sailor</b>


<i>C</i>

I met him in the Elfsong

<i>F {{!}} C</i>

He had but one black eye

<i>F {{!}} C</i>

And there he slept until he wept

<i>Gm7 {{!}} C</i>

And drained his vessel dry.


<i>C</i>

He bolted to attention

<i>F {{!}} C</i>

I saluted him in kind

<i>F {{!}} C</i>

One lucky stroke, I shared a smoke

<i>Gm7 {{!}} C</i>

And paid him no more mind.


<b>Love Requited</b>


<i>Gm {{!}} Cm {{!}} Gm</i>

After some ales, alas and alck

<i>Gm {{!}} D {{!}} Gm</i>

Your eye falls upon one who won't glance back -

<i>D {{!}} D7 {{!}} G</i>

A pretty priest of Tyr.

<i>G {{!}} C {{!}} G</i>

Have heart, my friend,

<i>C {{!}} D7 {{!}} G</i>

I know it too well.

<i>Cm {{!}} Gm</i>

But tell them these few words,

<i>Cm {{!}} A7♭5 {{!}} D</i>

It works like a spell...

<i>Gm</i>

'I'm a Paladin of Sune!

<i>Gm {{!}} Cm {{!}} Gm</i>

A Warrior of love!

<i>C {{!}} Gm</i>

There's no better lover

<i>Cm {{!}} A7♭5 {{!}} D</i>

In all the planes above!

<i>Gm {{!}} Cm {{!}} Gm</i>

And my act of devotion,

<i>C {{!}} Gm</i>

My vow to my goddess:

<i>D {{!}} D7 {{!}} G</i>

Both of us, in motion.'
| where to find = On a shelf next to the ramp in the {{Coords|-211|-75|Waning Moon Inn}}.
| type = Books
| rarity = common
| weight kg = 0.5
| weight lb = 1
| price = 14
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