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== Vicious Mockeries ==
Lines used when casting [[Vicious Mockery]] or the [[College of Lore]] feature [[Cutting Words]].
 
* {{Audio|file=Galeperniciousputrifyingpissant.wav|text=Pernicious, putrefying pissant!}}
* {{Audio|file=Which_worg_upchucked_you.wav|text=Which worg upchucked you?}}
* {{Audio|file=It_vexes_me_to_know_of_you..wav|text=It vexes me to know of you.}}
* {{Audio|file=Hag-shouldered_scum-vestige.wav|text=Hag-shouldered scum-vestige.}}
* {{Audio|file=Burgeoning bog-botherer.wav|text=Burgeoning bog-botherer!}}
* {{Audio|file=Your breath'd kill the dead twice over..wav|text=Your breath'd kill the dead twice over.}}
* {{Audio|file=Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!.wav|text=Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!}}
* {{Audio|file=Pus-supping maggot.wav|text=Pus-supping maggot.}}
* {{Audio|file=Away, you pox'd nun.wav|text=Away, you pox'd nun!}}
* {{Audio|file=Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.wav|text=Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.}}
* {{Audio|file=Behold, a most noisy cuck.wav|text=Behold, a most noisy cuck!}}
* {{Audio|file=As the leg, you'll end in defeat.wav|text=As the leg, you'll end in defeat.}}
* {{Audio|file=An ode for you Odour, mayhaps.wav|text=An ode for you? ''Odour'', mayhaps.}}
* {{Audio|file=Tape your bottom-mouth shut.wav|text=Tape your bottom-mouth shut.}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou goblin-goo-gobbler.wav|text=Thou goblin-goo-gobbler!}}
* {{Audio|file=Didst your idiot mother beclothe you.wav|text=Didst your idiot mother beclothe you?}}
* {{Audio|file=Thick as a glob of unguent.wav|text=Thick as a glob of unguent.}}
* {{Audio|file=Begone, pox-faced loon.wav|text=Begone, pox-faced loon.}}
* {{Audio|file=How flaccid is my foolish foe.wav|text=How flaccid is my foolish foe.}}
* {{Audio|file=Begone, putrid boil.wav|text=Begone, putrid boil!}}
* {{Audio|file=Death becomes you.wav|text=Death becomes you.}}
* {{Audio|file=Twit, twat, twerp.wav|text=Twit, twat, twerp.}}
* {{Audio|file=Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.wav|text=Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson.wav|text=Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson!}}
* {{Audio|file=Prick thy face, villainous prick.wav|text=Prick thy face, villainous prick!}}
* {{Audio|file=Piss-addled pontificator.wav|text=Piss-addled pontificator.}}
* {{Audio|file=You've a visage fit for letter-writing.wav|text=You've a visage fit for letter-writing.}}
* {{Audio|file=Why smell thou of placenta-musk.wav|text=Why smell thou of placenta-musk?}}
* {{Audio|file=Toenail-tasting trouthole.wav|text=Toenail-tasting trouthole!}}
* {{Audio|file=Cuckold-courting curmudgeon.wav|text=Cuckold-courting curmudgeon!}}
* {{Audio|file=You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass.wav|text=You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass!}}
* {{Audio|file=Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart.wav|text=Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart?}}
* {{Audio|file=Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.wav|text=Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.}}
* {{Audio|file=You're dung-pretty and scented to wit.wav|text=You're dung-pretty and scented to wit!}}
* {{Audio|file=Hark A dung golem.wav|text=Hark! A dung golem!}}
* {{Audio|file=Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.wav|text=Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.}}
* {{Audio|file=Gnoll eat your face and shit it out.wav|text=Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?}}
* {{Audio|file=You festering bubo.wav|text=You festering bubo!}}
* {{Audio|file=Lice-ridden cur.wav|text=Lice-ridden cur!}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou quivering plague rat.wav|text=Thou quivering plague rat!}}
* {{Audio|file=Behold, the fool of fools.wav|text=Behold, the fool of fools.}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou necrotic stump.wav|text=Thou necrotic stump!}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark.wav|text=Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark!}}
* ''<nowiki/>''{{Audio|file=My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent.wav|text='My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...'}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou latrine-loving leper.wav|text=Thou latrine-loving leper!}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou roach-mocked jester.wav|text=Thou roach-mocked jester.}}
* {{Audio|file=You spherical git.wav|text=You spherical git.}}
* {{Audio|file=Scab-licking vagrant.wav|text=Scab-licking vagrant!}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou art saucy as gruel.wav|text=Thou art saucy as gruel.}}
* {{Audio|file=Away, eye-watering stench.wav|text=Away, eye-watering stench!}}
* {{Audio|file=A gift for a loathsome neighbour.wav|text=A gift for a loathsome neighbour.}}
* {{Audio|file=Back to the anus that spat you out.wav|text=Back to the anus that spat you out.}}
* {{Audio|file=Feculent beast.wav|text=Feculent beast!}}
* {{Audio|file=Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit.wav|text=Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit!}}
* {{Audio|file=Poisonous, necrotic appendage.wav|text=Poisonous, necrotic appendage.}}
* {{Audio|file=You could send an elf to sleep.wav|text=You could send an elf to sleep!}}
* {{Audio|file=For you, oh horned cheek.wav|text=For you, oh horned cheek.}}
* {{Audio|file=Get thee gone, custardous discharge.wav|text=Get thee gone, custardous discharge.}}
* {{Audio|file=You've barely brain to feed a louse.wav|text=You've barely brain to feed a louse.}}
* {{Audio|file=Rank, malodorous pustule.wav|text=Rank, malodorous pustule.}}
* {{Audio|file=You're greasier than a worg-roast.wav|text=You're greasier than a worg-roast.}}
* {{Audio|file=You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.wav|text=You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.}}
* {{Audio|file=You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.wav|text=You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.}}
* {{Audio|file=There's a hag-pit stench about you.wav|text=There's a hag-pit stench about you.}}
* {{Audio|file=Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.wav|text=Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.}}
* {{Audio|file=Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.wav|text=Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.}}
* {{Audio|file=Lily-lunged limpet-luster.wav|text=Lily-lunged limpet-luster!}}
* {{Audio|file=Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler.wav|text=Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler!}}
* {{Audio|file=Behold Elminster's ball-bag.wav|text=Behold! Elminster's ball-bag.}}
* {{Audio|file=Love-limb of a lecherous lich.wav|text=Love-limb of a lecherous lich!}}
* {{Audio|file=Poxy pissered pervert.wav|text=Poxy pissered pervert!}}
* {{Audio|file=Thouartsweaty.wav|text=Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty.}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou_pyrite-loving_tit..wav|text=Thou pyrite-loving tit.}}
* {{Audio|file=Didst_thou_mother_sex_a_plague-rat.wav|text=Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat?}}
* {{Audio|file=Was't_your_father_a_flounder.wav|text=Was't your father a flounder?}}
* {{Audio|file=Clag-bottomed_coward.wav|text=Clag-bottomed coward!}}
* {{Audio|file=Pizzled rancour.wav|text=Pizzled rancour!}}
* {{Audio|file=Limp-witted slick-licker..wav|text=Limp-witted slick-licker.}}
* {{Audio|file=Crusty rogue..wav|text=Crusty rogue.}}
* {{Audio|file=Note this trunk of lies.wav|text=Note this trunk of lies.}}
* {{Audio|file=There - a miserable pile of secretion..wav|text=There - a miserable pile of secretion.}}
* {{Audio|file=Fudge-fondling fustilarian.wav|text=Fudge-fondling fustilarian!}}
* {{Audio|file=You louse, you mite.wav|text=You louse, you mite!}}
* {{Audio|file=Regard this spontaneous flatulater.wav|text=Regard this spontaneous flatulater!}}
* {{Audio|file=We'd make better strangers..wav|text=We'd make better strangers.}}
* {{Audio|file=Parchment-pallored villain.wav|text=Parchment-pallored villain.}}
* {{Audio|file=You infect mine eyes and nostrils..wav|text=You infect mine eyes and nostrils.}}
* {{Audio|file=Beating thee would soil my hands.wav|text=Beating thee would soil my hands.}}
* {{Audio|file=Spurious prune-tart.wav|text=Spurious prune-tart.}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou inglorious hog.wav|text=Thou inglorious hog.}}
* {{Audio|file=Sod this for a game of soldiers.wav|text=Sod this for a game of soldiers.}}
* {{Audio|file=Sharp as a pig's testicle.wav|text=Sharp as a pig's testicle.}}
* {{Audio|file=You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.wav|text=You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.}}
* {{Audio|file=Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.wav|text=Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.}}
* {{Audio|file=Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole.wav|text=Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole!}}
* {{Audio|file=Out, foul deformity.wav|text=Out, foul deformity!}}
 
== Auntie Ethel's Vicious Mockeries ==
Lines used by [[Auntie Ethel]] when using her [[Vicious Mockery (Auntie Ethel)|unique variant of Vicious Mockery]]. They are unique to the character she is insulting.
 
=== Astarion ===
Elf tagged lines do not play for Astarion.
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-astarion-01.wav|text=You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-astarion-02.wav|text=Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-astarion-03.wav|text=Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?}}
 
=== Gale ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gale-01.wav|text=I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gale-02.wav|text=Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gale-03.wav|text=Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?}}
 
=== Karlach ===
Tiefling tagged lines do not play for Karlach.
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-karlach-01.wav|text=Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-karlach-02.wav|text=Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-karlach-03.wav|text=When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.}}
 
=== Lae'zel ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-laezel-01.wav|text=Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-laezel-02.wav|text=Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-laezel-03.wav|text=A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.}}
 
=== Minsc ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-minsc-01.wav|text=Go rub your rat, soft-skull.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-minsc-02.wav|text=How quaint! The hamster has a pet.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-minsc-03.wav|text=Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.}}
 
=== Shadowheart ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-shadowheart-01.wav|text=You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-shadowheart-02.wav|text=Why would Shar love you when no one else does?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-shadowheart-03.wav|text=You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.}}
 
=== Wyll ===
Human tagged lines do not play for Wyll.
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-wyll-01.wav|text=Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-wyll-02.wav|text=Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-wyll-03.wav|text=Fraud of the Frontiers!}}
<hr>
=== Dragonborn ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dragonborn-01.wav|text=Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dragonborn-02.wav|text=Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dragonborn-03.wav|text=You foul-breathed little lizard!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}}
 
=== Drow ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-01.wav|text=Filthy underscum!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-02.wav|text=Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots. (female only)}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-03.wav|text=Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me? (female only)}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-04.wav|text=Bare your throat, spider-bait. (male only)}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-05.wav|text=Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to. (male only)}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-06.wav|text=Bow to your betters, boy. (male only)}}
 
=== Duergar ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-duergar-01.wav|text=Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-duergar-02.wav|text=Grey and useless as a stone comb.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-duergar-03.wav|text=Need a new master, illithid lover?}}
 
=== Dwarf ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dwarf-01.wav|text=More beard than brains, the lot of you.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dwarf-02.wav|text=Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dwarf-03.wav|text=I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.}}
 
=== Elf ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-elf-01.wav|text=Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-elf-02.wav|text=I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-elf-03.wav|text=Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!}}
 
=== Githyanki ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-planar-01.wav|text=What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-planar-02.wav|text=Are you lost, little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-planar-03.wav|text=I'll banish you for good, outsider!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}}
 
=== Gnome ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gnome-01.wav|text=Disgusting burrow rat.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gnome-02.wav|text=Bet your clan's happy you're gone!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gnome-03.wav|text=Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.}}
 
=== Half-Drow ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfdrow-01.wav|text=Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfdrow-02.wav|text=A half-drow? How grotesque.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfdrow-03.wav|text=Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}}
 
=== Half-Elf ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfelf-01.wav|text=I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfelf-02.wav|text=How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfelf-03.wav|text=Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.}}
 
=== Half-Orc ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halforc-01.wav|text=Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halforc-02.wav|text=All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halforc-03.wav|text=Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}}
 
=== Halfling ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfling-01.wav|text=No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfling-02.wav|text=Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfling-03.wav|text=A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.}}
 
=== Human ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-human-01.wav|text=Another human rat infesting Faerûn.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-human-02.wav|text=A human! So desperate to be special.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-human-03.wav|text=Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.}}
 
=== Tiefling ===
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-tiefling-01.wav|text=I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-tiefling-02.wav|text=You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-tiefling-03.wav|text=I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}}
<hr>
=== Beast ===
These lines are tagged as 'Beast' for aarakocra, lizardfolk, tabaxi, and tortle but are not used in game.
 
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-beast-01.wav|text=Think you're a person because you're walking on two feet? Adorable.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-beast-02.wav|text=Can't wait to throw a collar on your neck and make you my familiar.}}
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-beast-03.wav|text=I'll tan your hide, beast!}}

Latest revision as of 06:27, 2 November 2024

Vicious Mockeries[edit | edit source]

Lines used when casting Vicious Mockery or the College of Lore feature Cutting Words.

  • Pernicious, putrefying pissant!
  • Which worg upchucked you?
  • It vexes me to know of you.
  • Hag-shouldered scum-vestige.
  • Burgeoning bog-botherer!
  • Your breath'd kill the dead twice over.
  • Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!
  • Pus-supping maggot.
  • Away, you pox'd nun!
  • Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.
  • Behold, a most noisy cuck!
  • As the leg, you'll end in defeat.
  • An ode for you? Odour, mayhaps.
  • Tape your bottom-mouth shut.
  • Thou goblin-goo-gobbler!
  • Didst your idiot mother beclothe you?
  • Thick as a glob of unguent.
  • Begone, pox-faced loon.
  • How flaccid is my foolish foe.
  • Begone, putrid boil!
  • Death becomes you.
  • Twit, twat, twerp.
  • Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.
  • Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson!
  • Prick thy face, villainous prick!
  • Piss-addled pontificator.
  • You've a visage fit for letter-writing.
  • Why smell thou of placenta-musk?
  • Toenail-tasting trouthole!
  • Cuckold-courting curmudgeon!
  • You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass!
  • Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart?
  • Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.
  • You're dung-pretty and scented to wit!
  • Hark! A dung golem!
  • Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.
  • Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?
  • You festering bubo!
  • Lice-ridden cur!
  • Thou quivering plague rat!
  • Behold, the fool of fools.
  • Thou necrotic stump!
  • Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark!
  • 'My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...'
  • Thou latrine-loving leper!
  • Thou roach-mocked jester.
  • You spherical git.
  • Scab-licking vagrant!
  • Thou art saucy as gruel.
  • Away, eye-watering stench!
  • A gift for a loathsome neighbour.
  • Back to the anus that spat you out.
  • Feculent beast!
  • Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit!
  • Poisonous, necrotic appendage.
  • You could send an elf to sleep!
  • For you, oh horned cheek.
  • Get thee gone, custardous discharge.
  • You've barely brain to feed a louse.
  • Rank, malodorous pustule.
  • You're greasier than a worg-roast.
  • You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.
  • You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.
  • There's a hag-pit stench about you.
  • Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.
  • Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.
  • Lily-lunged limpet-luster!
  • Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler!
  • Behold! Elminster's ball-bag.
  • Love-limb of a lecherous lich!
  • Poxy pissered pervert!
  • Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty.
  • Thou pyrite-loving tit.
  • Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat?
  • Was't your father a flounder?
  • Clag-bottomed coward!
  • Pizzled rancour!
  • Limp-witted slick-licker.
  • Crusty rogue.
  • Note this trunk of lies.
  • There - a miserable pile of secretion.
  • Fudge-fondling fustilarian!
  • You louse, you mite!
  • Regard this spontaneous flatulater!
  • We'd make better strangers.
  • Parchment-pallored villain.
  • You infect mine eyes and nostrils.
  • Beating thee would soil my hands.
  • Spurious prune-tart.
  • Thou inglorious hog.
  • Sod this for a game of soldiers.
  • Sharp as a pig's testicle.
  • You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.
  • Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.
  • Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole!
  • Out, foul deformity!

Auntie Ethel's Vicious Mockeries[edit | edit source]

Lines used by Auntie Ethel when using her unique variant of Vicious Mockery. They are unique to the character she is insulting.

Astarion[edit | edit source]

Elf tagged lines do not play for Astarion.

  • You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.
  • Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?
  • Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?

Gale[edit | edit source]

  • I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.
  • Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.
  • Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?

Karlach[edit | edit source]

Tiefling tagged lines do not play for Karlach.

  • Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?
  • Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.
  • When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.

Lae'zel[edit | edit source]

  • Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.
  • Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?
  • A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.

Minsc[edit | edit source]

  • Go rub your rat, soft-skull.
  • How quaint! The hamster has a pet.
  • Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.

Shadowheart[edit | edit source]

  • You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.
  • Why would Shar love you when no one else does?
  • You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.

Wyll[edit | edit source]

Human tagged lines do not play for Wyll.

  • Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?
  • Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.
  • Fraud of the Frontiers!

Dragonborn[edit | edit source]

  • Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.
  • Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.
  • You foul-breathed little lizard!
  • I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
  • Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
  • Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Drow[edit | edit source]

  • Filthy underscum!
  • Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots. (female only)
  • Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me? (female only)
  • Bare your throat, spider-bait. (male only)
  • Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to. (male only)
  • Bow to your betters, boy. (male only)

Duergar[edit | edit source]

  • Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?
  • Grey and useless as a stone comb.
  • Need a new master, illithid lover?

Dwarf[edit | edit source]

  • More beard than brains, the lot of you.
  • Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!
  • I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.

Elf[edit | edit source]

  • Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.
  • I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.
  • Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!

Githyanki[edit | edit source]

  • What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?
  • Are you lost, little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home.
  • I'll banish you for good, outsider!
  • I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
  • Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
  • Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Gnome[edit | edit source]

  • Disgusting burrow rat.
  • Bet your clan's happy you're gone!
  • Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.

Half-Drow[edit | edit source]

  • Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.
  • A half-drow? How grotesque.
  • Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.
  • I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
  • Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
  • Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Half-Elf[edit | edit source]

  • I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.
  • How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel.
  • Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.

Half-Orc[edit | edit source]

  • Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?
  • All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!
  • Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!
  • I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
  • Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
  • Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Halfling[edit | edit source]

  • No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.
  • Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.
  • A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.

Human[edit | edit source]

  • Another human rat infesting Faerûn.
  • A human! So desperate to be special.
  • Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.

Tiefling[edit | edit source]

  • I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.
  • You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.
  • I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.
  • I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
  • Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
  • Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Beast[edit | edit source]

These lines are tagged as 'Beast' for aarakocra, lizardfolk, tabaxi, and tortle but are not used in game.

  • Think you're a person because you're walking on two feet? Adorable.
  • Can't wait to throw a collar on your neck and make you my familiar.
  • I'll tan your hide, beast!
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