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== Vicious Mockeries == | == Vicious Mockeries == | ||
Lines used when casting [[Vicious Mockery]] or the [[College of Lore]] feature [[Cutting Words]]. | Lines used when casting [[Vicious Mockery]] or the [[College of Lore]] feature [[Cutting Words]]. | ||
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* {{Audio|file=Galeperniciousputrifyingpissant.wav|text=Pernicious, putrefying pissant!}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Which_worg_upchucked_you.wav|text=Which worg upchucked you?}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=It_vexes_me_to_know_of_you..wav|text=It vexes me to know of you.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Hag-shouldered_scum-vestige.wav|text=Hag-shouldered scum-vestige.}} | |||
|Pernicious, putrefying pissant! | * {{Audio|file=Burgeoning bog-botherer.wav|text=Burgeoning bog-botherer!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Your breath'd kill the dead twice over..wav|text=Your breath'd kill the dead twice over.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!.wav|text=Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Pus-supping maggot.wav|text=Pus-supping maggot.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Away, you pox'd nun.wav|text=Away, you pox'd nun!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.wav|text=Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Behold, a most noisy cuck.wav|text=Behold, a most noisy cuck!}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=As the leg, you'll end in defeat.wav|text=As the leg, you'll end in defeat.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=An ode for you Odour, mayhaps.wav|text=An ode for you? ''Odour'', mayhaps.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Tape your bottom-mouth shut.wav|text=Tape your bottom-mouth shut.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Thou goblin-goo-gobbler.wav|text=Thou goblin-goo-gobbler!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Didst your idiot mother beclothe you.wav|text=Didst your idiot mother beclothe you?}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Thick as a glob of unguent.wav|text=Thick as a glob of unguent.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Begone, pox-faced loon.wav|text=Begone, pox-faced loon.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=How flaccid is my foolish foe.wav|text=How flaccid is my foolish foe.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Begone, putrid boil.wav|text=Begone, putrid boil!}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Death becomes you.wav|text=Death becomes you.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Twit, twat, twerp.wav|text=Twit, twat, twerp.}} | |||
|Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon! | * {{Audio|file=Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.wav|text=Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson.wav|text=Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Prick thy face, villainous prick.wav|text=Prick thy face, villainous prick!}} | |||
|Pus-supping maggot. | * {{Audio|file=Piss-addled pontificator.wav|text=Piss-addled pontificator.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=You've a visage fit for letter-writing.wav|text=You've a visage fit for letter-writing.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Why smell thou of placenta-musk.wav|text=Why smell thou of placenta-musk?}} | |||
|Away, you pox'd nun | * {{Audio|file=Toenail-tasting trouthole.wav|text=Toenail-tasting trouthole!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Cuckold-courting curmudgeon.wav|text=Cuckold-courting curmudgeon!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass.wav|text=You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass!}} | |||
|Your body's a temple - to an idiot god. | * {{Audio|file=Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart.wav|text=Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart?}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.wav|text=Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=You're dung-pretty and scented to wit.wav|text=You're dung-pretty and scented to wit!}} | |||
|Behold, a most noisy cuck | * {{Audio|file=Hark A dung golem.wav|text=Hark! A dung golem!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.wav|text=Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Gnoll eat your face and shit it out.wav|text=Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?}} | |||
|As the leg, you'll end in defeat. | * {{Audio|file=You festering bubo.wav|text=You festering bubo!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Lice-ridden cur.wav|text=Lice-ridden cur!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Thou quivering plague rat.wav|text=Thou quivering plague rat!}} | |||
|An ode for you | * {{Audio|file=Behold, the fool of fools.wav|text=Behold, the fool of fools.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Thou necrotic stump.wav|text=Thou necrotic stump!}} | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark.wav|text=Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark!}} | ||
|Tape your bottom-mouth shut. | * ''<nowiki/>''{{Audio|file=My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent.wav|text='My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...'}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Thou latrine-loving leper.wav|text=Thou latrine-loving leper!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Thou roach-mocked jester.wav|text=Thou roach-mocked jester.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=You spherical git.wav|text=You spherical git.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Scab-licking vagrant.wav|text=Scab-licking vagrant!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Thou art saucy as gruel.wav|text=Thou art saucy as gruel.}} | |||
|Didst your idiot mother beclothe you? | * {{Audio|file=Away, eye-watering stench.wav|text=Away, eye-watering stench!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=A gift for a loathsome neighbour.wav|text=A gift for a loathsome neighbour.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Back to the anus that spat you out.wav|text=Back to the anus that spat you out.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Feculent beast.wav|text=Feculent beast!}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit.wav|text=Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit!}} | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Poisonous, necrotic appendage.wav|text=Poisonous, necrotic appendage.}} | ||
|Begone, pox-faced loon. | * {{Audio|file=You could send an elf to sleep.wav|text=You could send an elf to sleep!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=For you, oh horned cheek.wav|text=For you, oh horned cheek.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Get thee gone, custardous discharge.wav|text=Get thee gone, custardous discharge.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=You've barely brain to feed a louse.wav|text=You've barely brain to feed a louse.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Rank, malodorous pustule.wav|text=Rank, malodorous pustule.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=You're greasier than a worg-roast.wav|text=You're greasier than a worg-roast.}} | ||
|Begone, putrid boil! | * {{Audio|file=You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.wav|text=You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.wav|text=You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=There's a hag-pit stench about you.wav|text=There's a hag-pit stench about you.}} | |||
|Death becomes you. | * {{Audio|file=Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.wav|text=Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.wav|text=Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Lily-lunged limpet-luster.wav|text=Lily-lunged limpet-luster!}} | |||
|Twit, twat, twerp. | * {{Audio|file=Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler.wav|text=Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Behold Elminster's ball-bag.wav|text=Behold! Elminster's ball-bag.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Love-limb of a lecherous lich.wav|text=Love-limb of a lecherous lich!}} | |||
|Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss. | * {{Audio|file=Poxy pissered pervert.wav|text=Poxy pissered pervert!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Thouartsweaty.wav|text=Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Thou_pyrite-loving_tit..wav|text=Thou pyrite-loving tit.}} | |||
|Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson! | * {{Audio|file=Didst_thou_mother_sex_a_plague-rat.wav|text=Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat?}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Was't_your_father_a_flounder.wav|text=Was't your father a flounder?}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Clag-bottomed_coward.wav|text=Clag-bottomed coward!}} | |||
|Prick thy face, villainous prick! | * {{Audio|file=Pizzled rancour.wav|text=Pizzled rancour!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Limp-witted slick-licker..wav|text=Limp-witted slick-licker.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Crusty rogue..wav|text=Crusty rogue.}} | |||
|Piss-addled pontificator. | * {{Audio|file=Note this trunk of lies.wav|text=Note this trunk of lies.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=There - a miserable pile of secretion..wav|text=There - a miserable pile of secretion.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Fudge-fondling fustilarian.wav|text=Fudge-fondling fustilarian!}} | |||
|You've a visage fit for letter-writing. | * {{Audio|file=You louse, you mite.wav|text=You louse, you mite!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Regard this spontaneous flatulater.wav|text=Regard this spontaneous flatulater!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=We'd make better strangers..wav|text=We'd make better strangers.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Parchment-pallored villain.wav|text=Parchment-pallored villain.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=You infect mine eyes and nostrils..wav|text=You infect mine eyes and nostrils.}} | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Beating thee would soil my hands.wav|text=Beating thee would soil my hands.}} | ||
|Toenail-tasting trouthole! | * {{Audio|file=Spurious prune-tart.wav|text=Spurious prune-tart.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Thou inglorious hog.wav|text=Thou inglorious hog.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Sod this for a game of soldiers.wav|text=Sod this for a game of soldiers.}} | |||
|Cuckold-courting curmudgeon! | * {{Audio|file=Sharp as a pig's testicle.wav|text=Sharp as a pig's testicle.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.wav|text=You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.wav|text=Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.}} | |||
|You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass! | * {{Audio|file=Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole.wav|text=Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Out, foul deformity.wav|text=Out, foul deformity!}} | ||
|Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart? | == Auntie Ethel's Vicious Mockeries == | ||
| | Lines used by [[Auntie Ethel]] when using her [[Vicious Mockery (Auntie Ethel)|unique variant of Vicious Mockery]]. They are unique to the character she is insulting. | ||
|Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite. | === Astarion === | ||
| | Elf tagged lines do not play for Astarion. | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-astarion-01.wav|text=You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-astarion-02.wav|text=Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?}} | |||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-astarion-03.wav|text=Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?}} | ||
|Hark! A dung golem! | |||
| | === Gale === | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gale-01.wav|text=I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gale-02.wav|text=Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.}} | |||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gale-03.wav|text=Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?}} | ||
|Gnoll eat your face and shit it out? | |||
| | === Karlach === | ||
Tiefling tagged lines do not play for Karlach. | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-karlach-01.wav|text=Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?}} | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-karlach-02.wav|text=Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.}} | ||
|Lice-ridden cur! | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-karlach-03.wav|text=When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.}} | ||
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=== Lae'zel === | |||
|Thou quivering plague rat! | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-laezel-01.wav|text=Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-laezel-02.wav|text=Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-laezel-03.wav|text=A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.}} | |||
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=== Minsc === | |||
|Thou necrotic stump! | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-minsc-01.wav|text=Go rub your rat, soft-skull.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-minsc-02.wav|text=How quaint! The hamster has a pet.}} | |||
|Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark! | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-minsc-03.wav|text=Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.}} | ||
=== Shadowheart === | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-shadowheart-01.wav|text=You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.}} | |||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-shadowheart-02.wav|text=Why would Shar love you when no one else does?}} | ||
|Thou latrine-loving leper! | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-shadowheart-03.wav|text=You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.}} | ||
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=== Wyll === | |||
Human tagged lines do not play for Wyll. | |||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-wyll-01.wav|text=Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?}} | ||
|You spherical git. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-wyll-02.wav|text=Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-wyll-03.wav|text=Fraud of the Frontiers!}} | ||
|- | <hr> | ||
|Scab-licking vagrant! | === Dragonborn === | ||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dragonborn-01.wav|text=Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.}} | |||
|Thou art saucy as gruel. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dragonborn-02.wav|text=Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dragonborn-03.wav|text=You foul-breathed little lizard!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}} | |||
|Away, eye-watering stench! | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}} | ||
=== Drow === | |||
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| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-01.wav|text=Filthy underscum!}} | ||
|Back to the anus that spat you out. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-02.wav|text=Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots. (female only)}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-03.wav|text=Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me? (female only)}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-04.wav|text=Bare your throat, spider-bait. (male only)}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-05.wav|text=Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to. (male only)}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-drow-06.wav|text=Bow to your betters, boy. (male only)}} | ||
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|Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit! | === Duergar === | ||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-duergar-01.wav|text=Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?}} | |||
|Poisonous, necrotic appendage. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-duergar-02.wav|text=Grey and useless as a stone comb.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-duergar-03.wav|text=Need a new master, illithid lover?}} | ||
|You could send an elf to sleep! | === Dwarf === | ||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dwarf-01.wav|text=More beard than brains, the lot of you.}} | |||
|For you, oh horned cheek. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dwarf-02.wav|text=Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-dwarf-03.wav|text=I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.}} | ||
|Get thee gone, custardous discharge. | === Elf === | ||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-elf-01.wav|text=Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.}} | |||
|You've barely brain to feed a louse. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-elf-02.wav|text=I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-elf-03.wav|text=Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!}} | ||
|Rank, malodorous pustule. | === Githyanki === | ||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-planar-01.wav|text=What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-planar-02.wav|text=Are you lost, little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-planar-03.wav|text=I'll banish you for good, outsider!}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}} | |||
|You're a | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}} | |||
|- | |||
|You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump. | === Gnome === | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gnome-01.wav|text=Disgusting burrow rat.}} | ||
|There's a hag-pit stench about you. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gnome-02.wav|text=Bet your clan's happy you're gone!}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-gnome-03.wav|text=Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.}} | |||
|- | |||
|Barrel-sharp, the wit on you. | === Half-Drow === | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfdrow-01.wav|text=Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.}} | ||
|Your head's empty as a debtor's purse. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfdrow-02.wav|text=A half-drow? How grotesque.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfdrow-03.wav|text=Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.}} | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}} | ||
|Lily-lunged limpet-luster! | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}} | ||
|Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler! | === Half-Elf === | ||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfelf-01.wav|text=I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfelf-02.wav|text=How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfelf-03.wav|text=Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.}} | |||
|- | |||
|Love-limb of a lecherous lich | === Half-Orc === | ||
|- | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halforc-01.wav|text=Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?}} | ||
|Poxy pissered pervert | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halforc-02.wav|text=All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halforc-03.wav|text=Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}} | ||
|Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}} | ||
=== Halfling === | |||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfling-01.wav|text=No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfling-02.wav|text=Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-halfling-03.wav|text=A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.}} | ||
=== Human === | |||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-human-01.wav|text=Another human rat infesting Faerûn.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-human-02.wav|text=A human! So desperate to be special.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-human-03.wav|text=Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.}} | ||
=== Tiefling === | |||
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* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-tiefling-01.wav|text=I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.}} | |||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-tiefling-02.wav|text=You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.}} | |||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-tiefling-03.wav|text=I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-01.wav|text=I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!}} | |||
|Crusty rogue. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-02.wav|text=Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-rare-03.wav|text=Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.}} | ||
<hr> | |||
=== Beast === | |||
These lines are tagged as 'Beast' for aarakocra, lizardfolk, tabaxi, and tortle but are not used in game. | |||
|Note this trunk of lies. | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-beast-01.wav|text=Think you're a person because you're walking on two feet? Adorable.}} | ||
| | * {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-beast-02.wav|text=Can't wait to throw a collar on your neck and make you my familiar.}} | ||
* {{Audio|file=Viciousmockery-beast-03.wav|text=I'll tan your hide, beast!}} | |||
|There - a miserable pile of secretion. | |||
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|Fudge-fondling fustilarian | |||
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|You louse, you mite | |||
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|Parchment-pallored villain. | |||
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|You infect mine eyes and nostrils. | |||
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|Beating thee would soil my hands. | |||
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|Spurious prune-tart. | |||
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|Thou inglorious hog. | |||
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|Sod this for a game of soldiers. | |||
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|Sharp as a pig's testicle. | |||
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|You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool. | |||
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|Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench. | |||
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|Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole | |||
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|Out, foul deformity | |||
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Latest revision as of 06:27, 2 November 2024
Vicious Mockeries[edit | edit source]
Lines used when casting Vicious Mockery or the College of Lore feature Cutting Words.
- Pernicious, putrefying pissant!
- Which worg upchucked you?
- It vexes me to know of you.
- Hag-shouldered scum-vestige.
- Burgeoning bog-botherer!
- Your breath'd kill the dead twice over.
- Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!
- Pus-supping maggot.
- Away, you pox'd nun!
- Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.
- Behold, a most noisy cuck!
- As the leg, you'll end in defeat.
- An ode for you? Odour, mayhaps.
- Tape your bottom-mouth shut.
- Thou goblin-goo-gobbler!
- Didst your idiot mother beclothe you?
- Thick as a glob of unguent.
- Begone, pox-faced loon.
- How flaccid is my foolish foe.
- Begone, putrid boil!
- Death becomes you.
- Twit, twat, twerp.
- Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.
- Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson!
- Prick thy face, villainous prick!
- Piss-addled pontificator.
- You've a visage fit for letter-writing.
- Why smell thou of placenta-musk?
- Toenail-tasting trouthole!
- Cuckold-courting curmudgeon!
- You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass!
- Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart?
- Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.
- You're dung-pretty and scented to wit!
- Hark! A dung golem!
- Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.
- Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?
- You festering bubo!
- Lice-ridden cur!
- Thou quivering plague rat!
- Behold, the fool of fools.
- Thou necrotic stump!
- Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark!
- 'My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...'
- Thou latrine-loving leper!
- Thou roach-mocked jester.
- You spherical git.
- Scab-licking vagrant!
- Thou art saucy as gruel.
- Away, eye-watering stench!
- A gift for a loathsome neighbour.
- Back to the anus that spat you out.
- Feculent beast!
- Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit!
- Poisonous, necrotic appendage.
- You could send an elf to sleep!
- For you, oh horned cheek.
- Get thee gone, custardous discharge.
- You've barely brain to feed a louse.
- Rank, malodorous pustule.
- You're greasier than a worg-roast.
- You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.
- You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.
- There's a hag-pit stench about you.
- Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.
- Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.
- Lily-lunged limpet-luster!
- Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler!
- Behold! Elminster's ball-bag.
- Love-limb of a lecherous lich!
- Poxy pissered pervert!
- Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty.
- Thou pyrite-loving tit.
- Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat?
- Was't your father a flounder?
- Clag-bottomed coward!
- Pizzled rancour!
- Limp-witted slick-licker.
- Crusty rogue.
- Note this trunk of lies.
- There - a miserable pile of secretion.
- Fudge-fondling fustilarian!
- You louse, you mite!
- Regard this spontaneous flatulater!
- We'd make better strangers.
- Parchment-pallored villain.
- You infect mine eyes and nostrils.
- Beating thee would soil my hands.
- Spurious prune-tart.
- Thou inglorious hog.
- Sod this for a game of soldiers.
- Sharp as a pig's testicle.
- You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.
- Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.
- Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole!
- Out, foul deformity!
Auntie Ethel's Vicious Mockeries[edit | edit source]
Lines used by Auntie Ethel when using her unique variant of Vicious Mockery. They are unique to the character she is insulting.
Astarion[edit | edit source]
Elf tagged lines do not play for Astarion.
- You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.
- Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?
- Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?
Gale[edit | edit source]
- I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.
- Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.
- Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?
Karlach[edit | edit source]
Tiefling tagged lines do not play for Karlach.
- Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?
- Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.
- When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.
Lae'zel[edit | edit source]
- Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.
- Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?
- A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.
Minsc[edit | edit source]
- Go rub your rat, soft-skull.
- How quaint! The hamster has a pet.
- Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.
Shadowheart[edit | edit source]
- You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.
- Why would Shar love you when no one else does?
- You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.
Wyll[edit | edit source]
Human tagged lines do not play for Wyll.
- Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?
- Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.
- Fraud of the Frontiers!
Dragonborn[edit | edit source]
- Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.
- Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.
- You foul-breathed little lizard!
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Drow[edit | edit source]
- Filthy underscum!
- Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots. (female only)
- Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me? (female only)
- Bare your throat, spider-bait. (male only)
- Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to. (male only)
- Bow to your betters, boy. (male only)
Duergar[edit | edit source]
- Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?
- Grey and useless as a stone comb.
- Need a new master, illithid lover?
Dwarf[edit | edit source]
- More beard than brains, the lot of you.
- Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!
- I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.
Elf[edit | edit source]
- Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.
- I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.
- Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!
Githyanki[edit | edit source]
- What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?
- Are you lost, little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home.
- I'll banish you for good, outsider!
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Gnome[edit | edit source]
- Disgusting burrow rat.
- Bet your clan's happy you're gone!
- Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.
Half-Drow[edit | edit source]
- Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.
- A half-drow? How grotesque.
- Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Half-Elf[edit | edit source]
- I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.
- How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel.
- Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.
Half-Orc[edit | edit source]
- Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?
- All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!
- Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Halfling[edit | edit source]
- No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.
- Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.
- A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.
Human[edit | edit source]
- Another human rat infesting Faerûn.
- A human! So desperate to be special.
- Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.
Tiefling[edit | edit source]
- I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.
- You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.
- I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.
- I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
- Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
- Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.
Beast[edit | edit source]
These lines are tagged as 'Beast' for aarakocra, lizardfolk, tabaxi, and tortle but are not used in game.