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Rives' Failures as a Banite

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This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.

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  • Books
  • Rarity: Common
  •  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
  • Price: 14 gp


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Hahns Rives! Calls himself a Banite when he's a disgrace to the Tyranny Lord! A Black Gauntlet - Rives? What a joke! I should be the Black Gauntlet of the Foundry Lab Level.


In fact, I'm going to compile a list of Rives' shortcomings for the Overseers. Then they'll see. These are just from the last tenday alone:


1. Rives failed to reprimand Polandulus for making jokes about Lord Gortash!

2. Rives missed the morning mass to Bane - twice!

3. Rives didn't punish Gondian Ofran when she missed her gyronetics quota merely because she'd lost a finger that day in the punch press.

4. ...I'll think of something.

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