List of Vicious Mockery insults

Vicious Mockeries

Lines used when casting Vicious Mockery or the College of Lore feature Cutting Words.

• Pernicious, putrefying pissant!
• Which worg upchucked you?
• It vexes me to know of you.
• Hag-shouldered scum-vestige.
• Burgeoning bog-botherer!
• Your breath'd kill the dead twice over.
• Wetter than a ten-tongued tarpon!
• Pus-supping maggot.
• Away, you pox'd nun!
• Your body's a temple - to an idiot god.
• Behold, a most noisy cuck!
• As the leg, you'll end in defeat.
• An ode for you? Odour, mayhaps.
• Tape your bottom-mouth shut.
• Thou goblin-goo-gobbler!
• Didst your idiot mother beclothe you?
• Thick as a glob of unguent.
• Begone, pox-faced loon.
• How flaccid is my foolish foe.
• Begone, putrid boil!
• Death becomes you.
• Twit, twat, twerp.
• Thine eyes - pools of tepid piss.
• Thou art a hairy-hearted whoreson!
• Prick thy face, villainous prick!
• Piss-addled pontificator.
• You've a visage fit for letter-writing.
• Why smell thou of placenta-musk?
• Toenail-tasting trouthole!
• Cuckold-courting curmudgeon!
• You gorbellied, purulent horse-ass!
• Shall I compare thee to a sow's fart?
• Mouthier than an arse, twice as full o' shite.
• You're dung-pretty and scented to wit!
• Hark! A dung golem!
• Dress thy face - the hags are hiring.
• Gnoll eat your face and shit it out?
• You festering bubo!
• Lice-ridden cur!
• Thou quivering plague rat!
• Behold, the fool of fools.
• Thou necrotic stump!
• Thou fetid fish, thou rancid shark!
• 'My Life, Part 12, The Boring Opponent...'
• Thou latrine-loving leper!
• Thou roach-mocked jester.
• You spherical git.
• Scab-licking vagrant!
• Thou art saucy as gruel.
• Away, eye-watering stench!
• A gift for a loathsome neighbour.
• Back to the anus that spat you out.
• Feculent beast!
• Majesty of manure, sovereign of shit!
• Poisonous, necrotic appendage.
• You could send an elf to sleep!
• For you, oh horned cheek.
• Get thee gone, custardous discharge.
• You've barely brain to feed a louse.
• Rank, malodorous pustule.
• You're greasier than a worg-roast.
• You're a vile blister - I shall prick thee.
• You cyst. You misshapen flesh-lump.
• There's a hag-pit stench about you.
• Barrel-sharp, the wit on you.
• Your head's empty as a debtor's purse.
• Lily-lunged limpet-luster!
• Worg-rutting wrong-wrinkler!
• Behold! Elminster's ball-bag.
• Love-limb of a lecherous lich!
• Poxy pissered pervert!
• Like a summer's day - thou art sweaty.
• Thou pyrite-loving tit.
• Didst thou mother sex a plague-rat?
• Was't your father a flounder?
• Clag-bottomed coward!
• Pizzled rancour!
• Limp-witted slick-licker.
• Crusty rogue.
• Note this trunk of lies.
• There - a miserable pile of secretion.
• Fudge-fondling fustilarian!
• You louse, you mite!
• Regard this spontaneous flatulater!
• We'd make better strangers.
• Parchment-pallored villain.
• You infect mine eyes and nostrils.
• Beating thee would soil my hands.
• Spurious prune-tart.
• Thou inglorious hog.
• Sod this for a game of soldiers.
• Sharp as a pig's testicle.
• You act a fighter, but a fool's a fool.
• Even Hell'd gag on your bedevilled stench.
• Thou bandy-legged brindle-hole!
• Out, foul deformity!

Auntie Ethel's Vicious Mockeries

Lines used by Auntie Ethel when using her unique variant of Vicious Mockery. They are unique to the character she is insulting.

Astarion

Elf tagged lines do not play for Astarion.

• You're one thirsty night away from betraying everyone.
• Deep down, you like being leashed, don't you?
• Is there still rat stuck in your teeth, slave?

Gale

• I can smell what's under those bandages, wizard. You're all rot and ruin.
• Come to greet death early? You'll be a lovely spectacle.
• Who would be jealous of you, apprentice?

Karlach

Tiefling tagged lines do not play for Karlach.

• Happy to sell everyone's soul but your own, aren't you?
• Let's pull your strings, infernal puppet.
• When I'm done, even the Hells won't want you.

Lae'zel

• Your people will never take you back - illithid scum.
• Do you miss kissing Vlaakith's feet, gith?
• A toad with a tadpole! How fitting.

Shadowheart

• You're so far up Shar's cake you can't see straight. Pathetic.
• Why would Shar love you when no one else does?
• You're no complex puzzle. Just a sad little girl.

Wyll

Human tagged lines do not play for Wyll.

• Do you think losing that eye made you a hero?
• Oh, look! It's daddy's regret.
• Fraud of the Frontiers!

Dragonborn

• Aww, where's your clan? Bet they'd exile you for that brainworm in a blink.
• Bet that honour of yours shatters easy as your scales.
• You foul-breathed little lizard!
• I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
• Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
• Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Drow

• Filthy underscum!
• Just another of Lolth's pretty harlots. (female only)
• Slaver. Sadist. How dare you judge me? (female only)
• Bare your throat, spider-bait. (male only)
• Kneel, boy. Just like the matriarchs taught you to. (male only)
• Bow to your betters, boy. (male only)

Duergar

• Bow your head, slave. You remember how, don't you?
• Grey and useless as a stone comb.
• Need a new master, illithid lover?

Dwarf

• More beard than brains, the lot of you.
• Bet you'd trade your friends for a trinket or two, gold-eater!
• I'll squeeze that stone heart until it bleeds, dwarf.

Elf

• Fancy yourself immortal? We'll see how long that lasts.
• I'll show you what a true fey does, dearie.
• Elves are so pretty. Pretty worthless!

Githyanki

• What kind of botched portal brought something like you here?
• Are you lost, little one? Maybe your soul will make it back home.
• I'll banish you for good, outsider!
• I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
• Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
• Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Gnome

• Disgusting burrow rat.
• Bet your clan's happy you're gone!
• Try laughing after I rip your throat out, gnome.

Half-Drow

• Even the Underdark doesn't want you, half-breed.
• A half-drow? How grotesque.
• Surprised you show yourself in public, abomination.
• I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
• Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
• Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Half-Elf

• I wonder which parent regrets you more, half-breed.
• How revolting. Another thin-blooded mongrel.
• Half-elf. Half-human. All useless.

Half-Orc

• Come now, tusks-for-brains! Doesn't this make you angry?
• All that bloodlust. A little tap, and I bet you won't know friend from foe!
• Lumbering half-orc. Twice as ugly as your parents combined!
• I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
• Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
• Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Halfling

• No flabby dwarf's a threat to me.
• Come closer, little softie. You'll be tender.
• A tiny, sweet morsel. Just for me.

Human

• Another human rat infesting Faerûn.
• A human! So desperate to be special.
• Pity. That tadpole actually made you interesting.

Tiefling

• I'll burn you alive and everyone will celebrate.
• You're everyone's punching bag and no one's favourite.
• I see the Hells spit out another tragic little tiefling.
• I'm one step closer to wiping your kind off Faerûn for good!
• Freakish thing. I bet everyone stares when you walk by.
• Not a lot like you. You'll be my prettiest trophy.

Other

These lines exist but do not appear to be used.

• Think you're a person because you're walking on two feet? Adorable.
• Can't wait to throw a collar on your neck and make you my familiar.
• I'll tan your hide, beast!
• Go rub your rat, soft-skull.
• How quaint! The hamster has a pet.
• Only evil here is what's inside you, ranger.