This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.
Properties
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Text
[This book presents a guide on which devils to bargain with for what.]
One must choose which devil they deal with using utmost vigilance. Remember, devils are not only fiends - they're bastards. I once knew a man who asked for ultimate protection against his enemies from a devil of Dispater. He was transported into an impregnable iron fortress deep underground: one without doors. So, pick and choose with caution, friends.
For matters of money: creatures of Minarous can best salve your woes.
For matters of pleasure (or pain): face the fiery folk of Phlegethos.
[This tome continues in much the same manner.]