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Yer Axe Got Broke!
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A barely legible ditty is scrawled across this ale-stained, ragged sheet of paper
Properties
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.05 kg / 0.1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Text
Maglubiyet, yer axe got broke
Yer whips don't sting, yer priests all croaked
Show yer face and we'll take yer eyes
Then chop you down to goblin size
The Absolute will make you kneel
Beg and grovel, bleed and squeal