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Gond and Gripping Life By The Tongs
Gond and Gripping Life By The Tongs is a book that makes mention of the Steel Watchers being created by the Gondians.
This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.
Properties
Books
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
- Sold by Nansi Gretta.
Text
[Reading the introduction to this 'religious' text, it's clear the author had a dirty thesaurus handy. For some reason she's also written in phonetics, as if she were dictating to a team of terrified scribes.]
Right, ya rump-fed rabbit-stewards of the shitebin, here's a fact for your cap. Gond be the finest o' the big Gods.
He dunnae fuck around witha wee teensy back-an- forth o' the miniscule Gods. He forges pal, and he dunnae truck with tartly dogberries.
Know how I know? His servants are fuckin' hard and I mean log-up-the-arse hard. Live by t'anvil, die by t'anvil.
Great artisans, even in that cockthroating heap o' gargle, Baldur's Gate. In that city, the Gondians have built Steel Watchers, huge buggers tah keep th'peace.
Marvel they are. First time I saw one, almost passed oot from sheer fuckin' delight, so I did.