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== Party Banter ==
== Party Banter ==
=== {{Banter|Astarion}} ===
=== {{Banter|Astarion}} ===
(By the Basilisk's Gate)
(At Basilisk Gate)
* '''Minsc''': Ah, but it is a fine thing to walk with friends beneath the warming sun!
* '''Minsc''': Ah, but it is a fine thing to walk with friends beneath the warming sun!
* '''Astarion''': Friends' might be a stretch, but otherwise - yes, I fully agree!
* '''Astarion''': Friends' might be a stretch, but otherwise - yes, I fully agree!
* '''Minsc''': You might have your cloudy locks to keep the heat off your head, but do not forget that Minsc has Boo! We will be like twins, eh?
* '''Minsc''': You might have your cloudy locks to keep the heat off your head, but do not forget that Minsc has Boo! We will be like twins, eh?
* '''Astarion''': We will? Gods - two hundred years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more.
* '''Astarion''': We will? Gods - two hundred years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At Eastern Docks)
(In Harborview Park)
* '''Minsc''': ASTARION! FISH! ASTARION!
* '''Astarion''': Minsc, please - slow down. Use your words.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has thought how you might be a more virtuous vampire - feast on fish instead. They are made of naught but neck!
* '''Astarion''': It's a sweet thought, but fish just doesn't have the flavour of full-blooded red meat.
* '''Minsc''': No, you do not 'agree', Boo. I told you you have been spending far too much time around the pale one...
<hr>
(At Harborview Park)
* '''Minsc''': Oh, I do not know, Boo. If you buried the nuts here before we were stone, I am thinking they might have gone bad.
* '''Minsc''': Oh, I do not know, Boo. If you buried the nuts here before we were stone, I am thinking they might have gone bad.
* '''Astarion''': Minsc! Enough! The hamster isn't saying a damn thing and you know it.
* '''Astarion''': Minsc! Enough! The hamster isn't saying a damn thing and you know it.
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* '''Minsc''': Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you.
* '''Minsc''': Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you.
* '''Astarion''': How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster.
* '''Astarion''': How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'')
(By the Eastern Docks)
* '''Minsc''': No, Boo. Astarion is a friend now - he would never bite you.
* '''Minsc''': ASTARION! FISH! ASTARION!
* '''Minsc''': Yes, vampire?
* '''Astarion''': Minsc, please - slow down. Use your words.
* '''Astarion''': Yes... I mean - no? I am not interested in biting the rodent is the point.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has thought how you might be a more virtuous vampire - feast on fish instead. They are made of naught but neck!
* '''Astarion''': Not least because he lives in your trousers...
* '''Astarion''': It's a sweet thought, but fish just doesn't have the flavour of full-blooded red meat.
* '''Minsc''': No, you do not 'agree', Boo. I told you you have been spending far too much time around the pale one...
 
 
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant'')
(Ascendant Astarion)
* '''Minsc''': Do not think your twinkly-eyed wiles will work on us, vampire lord.
* '''Minsc''': Do not think your twinkly-eyed wiles will work on us, vampire lord.
* '''Astarion''': Oh, I know I could never tempt you, but maybe your little friend would like to perch on a more elegant shoulder?
* '''Astarion''': Oh, I know I could never tempt you, but maybe your little friend would like to perch on a more elegant shoulder?
* '''Minsc''': Do not look into his eyes, Boo! Think not of nesting in his thick and downy mane!
* '''Minsc''': Do not look into his eyes, Boo! Think not of nesting in his thick and downy mane!
* '''Astarion''': You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it.
* '''Astarion''': You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it.
<hr>
(Spawn Astarion)
* '''Minsc''': No, Boo. Astarion is a friend now - he would never bite you.
* '''Minsc''': Yes, vampire?
* '''Astarion''': Yes... I mean - no? I am not interested in biting the rodent is the point.
* '''Astarion''': Not least because he lives in your trousers...


=== {{Banter|Gale}} ===
=== {{Banter|Gale}} ===
(At Sorcerous Sundries)
(At [[Sorcerous Sundries]])
* '''Minsc'''''': Minsc has never trusted places such as this. Too much of a wizard's power can be simply packaged and picked up.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has never trusted places such as this. Too much of a wizard's power can be simply packaged and picked up.
* '''Minsc''': Well, picked up by all but Minsc. When he touches the many delicate little jars, oh how the wizards shout and stare!
* '''Minsc''': Well, picked up by all but Minsc. When he touches the many delicate little jars, oh how the wizards shout and stare!
* '''Gale''': Fear not, Minsc. You have a wizard at your side who positively encourages such curiosity. You'll fit right in.
* '''Gale''': Fear not, Minsc. You have a wizard at your side who positively encourages such curiosity. You'll fit right in.
* '''Minsc''': Obliged, wizard. Should we find our way to a weaponsmith, Minsc will rough you up a little - so that you too can fit in.
* '''Minsc''': Obliged, wizard. Should we find our way to a weaponsmith, Minsc will rough you up a little - so that you too can fit in.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Water Queen's House]])
(In the Water Queen's House)
* '''Minsc''': Umberlee - her clerics possess a nasty streak as wide as her oceans.
* '''Minsc''': Umberlee - her clerics possess a nasty streak as wide as her oceans.
* '''Gale''': So their reputation suggests - especially among the good folk of Waterdeep. I'm curious to learn how you fell foul of them...
* '''Gale''': So their reputation suggests - especially among the good folk of Waterdeep. I'm curious to learn how you fell foul of them...
* '''Minsc''': 'Blasphemy', said the temple priestess. But Minsc says: do not give horns to your statues if you do not wish the visitors to try and make them toot.
* '''Minsc''': 'Blasphemy', said the temple priestess. But Minsc says: do not give horns to your statues if you do not wish the visitors to try and make them toot.
* '''Gale''': Yes, that would probably do it.
* '''Gale''': Yes, that would probably do it.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[House of Hope]])
(At the Wyrmway Puzzle)
* '''Minsc''': A puzzle, is it? Boo is most adept at their solving - no matter where Minsc hides the nuts, Boo is always able to sniff them out!
* '''Gale''': I'm rather a dab hand myself when it comes to a spot of intellectual intrigue...
* '''Minsc''': The nuts are in my pocket, wizard. Please do not go patting at Minsc's person.
 
<hr>
 
(At the [[House of Hope]])
* '''Minsc''': Gale! You will perhaps able to explain where Boo has not - what exactly is the difference between a devil and a demon?
* '''Minsc''': Gale! You will perhaps able to explain where Boo has not - what exactly is the difference between a devil and a demon?
* '''Gale''': A fascinating question, one that boils down to which criteria we choose to apply. Are we speaking about the physiological? Theological? Etymological?
* '''Gale''': A fascinating question, one that boils down to which criteria we choose to apply. Are we speaking about the physiological? Theological? Etymological?
* '''Minsc''': Eh. Just how-to-kill... -ical.
* '''Minsc''': Eh. Just how-to-kill... -ical.
* '''Gale''': Oh. Then for your purposes, they are exactly the same.
* '''Gale''': Oh. Then for your purposes, they are exactly the same.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Gale. Minsc worries you might send a fireball up his butt, with all of this stringy hair in your face.
* '''Minsc''': Gale. Minsc worries you might send a fireball up his butt, with all of this stringy hair in your face.
* '''Gale''': Is that why you keep your head shaved? I assumed it was a custom of some sort.
* '''Gale''': Is that why you keep your head shaved? I assumed it was a custom of some sort.
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* '''Karlach''': Huh. Really?
* '''Karlach''': Huh. Really?
* '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...?
* '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...?
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At the entrance to the [[Guildhall]])
* '''Minsc''': Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think.
* '''Karlach''': I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc?
* '''Minsc''': He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster.
* '''Karlach''': And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years?
* '''Minsc''': Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks.
 
 
<hr>
 
(Approaching the Guildhall)
* '''Minsc''': Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach?
* '''Minsc''': Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach?
* '''Karlach''': I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em.
* '''Karlach''': I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em.
* (''If Minsc (grudgingly) agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
(''If Minsc has agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
** '''Minsc''': Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done?
* '''Minsc''': Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done?
** '''Karlach''': Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again.
* '''Karlach''': Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again.
* (''If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
(''If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
** '''Minsc''': Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone.
 
 
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Undercity Ruins]])
(In the Undercity Ruins)
* '''Minsc''': A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels.
* '''Minsc''': A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels.
* '''Karlach''': Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer?
* '''Karlach''': Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer?
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* '''Karlach''': Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway.
* '''Karlach''': Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway.
* '''Minsc''': Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff.
* '''Minsc''': Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Bhaal Temple]])
(At the Temple of Bhaal)
* '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out.
* '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out.
* '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt.
* '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt.
* '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal.
* '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Morphic Pool]])
(At the Morphic Pool)
* '''Minsc''': Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large?
* '''Minsc''': Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large?
* '''Karlach''': Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those?
* '''Karlach''': Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those?
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* '''Minsc''': What is an elder brain?
* '''Minsc''': What is an elder brain?
* '''Karlach''': Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster.
* '''Karlach''': Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think.
* '''Karlach''': I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc?
* '''Minsc''': He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster.
* '''Karlach''': And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years?
* '''Minsc''': Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks.


=== {{Banter|Lae'zel}} ===
=== {{Banter|Lae'zel}} ===
(''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Bah! Fine, Boo. Lae'zel - my hamster wishes me to tell you:
* '''Minsc''': Bah! Fine, Boo. Lae'zel - my hamster wishes me to tell you:
* '''Minsc''': You are the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
* '''Minsc''': You are the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
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=== {{Banter|Shadowheart}} ===
=== {{Banter|Shadowheart}} ===
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, what was it like, being a statue?
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, what was it like, being a statue?
* '''Minsc''': Dark. Lonely. Helpless.
* '''Minsc''': Dark. Lonely. Helpless.
* '''Shadowheart''': The dark is Shar's domain. You wouldn't have been lonely if you embraced her.
* '''Shadowheart''': The dark is Shar's domain. You wouldn't have been lonely if you embraced her.
* '''Minsc''': Evil! Never!
* '''Minsc''': Evil! Never!
<hr>
<hr>
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, How do you judge what's evil?
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, How do you judge what's evil?
* '''Minsc''': Enough trick questions! Evil is clearly evil.
* '''Minsc''': Enough trick questions! Evil is clearly evil.
* '''Shadowheart''': Am I evil? You called my goddess so.
* '''Shadowheart''': Am I evil? You called my goddess so.
* '''Minsc''': If I decide you are evil, my blade will inform you of the fact.
* '''Minsc''': If I decide you are evil, my blade will inform you of the fact.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Selune'')
* '''Minsc''': Shadowheart. I saw you pluck Boo from the ground, when you thought no one was watching.
* '''Minsc''': Shadowheart. I saw you pluck Boo from the ground, when you thought no one was watching.
* '''Minsc''': It pleases you, to hold him? And you have truly cleansed yourself of Shar?
* '''Minsc''': It pleases you, to hold him? And you have truly cleansed yourself of Shar?
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* '''Minsc''': HMMMMMMMM. Then for one day only, you may carry him in your pocket. So long as it is clean. Padded. Well-aired.
* '''Minsc''': HMMMMMMMM. Then for one day only, you may carry him in your pocket. So long as it is clean. Padded. Well-aired.
* '''Minsc''': And full of nuts!
* '''Minsc''': And full of nuts!
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Shar'')
* '''Minsc''': Boo will not permit himself to be held by you any longer, Shadowheart.
* '''Minsc''': Boo will not permit himself to be held by you any longer, Shadowheart.
* '''Minsc''': He fears you will sacrifice him in some Sharran ritual of dark oils and leather.
* '''Minsc''': He fears you will sacrifice him in some Sharran ritual of dark oils and leather.
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=== {{Banter|Wyll}} ===
=== {{Banter|Wyll}} ===
(Entering Devil's Fee)
(At [[Danthelon's Dancing Axe]])
* '''Minsc''': Who adorned these walls? Better to have hung a mirror, and taken a good long look at themselves.
* '''Wyll''': A bloody display of murderous power. Bhaal means to stoke fear, make us cower.
* '''Minsc''': All it does is make Minsc wonder if Boo has already eaten this villain's eyes.
 
 
<hr>
 
(At Danthelon's Dancing Axe)
* '''Minsc''': Danthelon's Dancing Axe...? Minsc would sooner fight with a sword - even an annoying one, which talks out of turn.
* '''Minsc''': Danthelon's Dancing Axe...? Minsc would sooner fight with a sword - even an annoying one, which talks out of turn.
* '''Wyll''': I'm surprised you're so fond of swords. A battleaxe would seem more suitable for a man of your... stature.
* '''Wyll''': I'm surprised you're so fond of swords. A battleaxe would seem more suitable for a man of your... stature.
* '''Minsc''': The sword is simpler - only one point, so you know which end the evil goes on! But I suppose a warrior must wield whatever weapon he can.
* '''Minsc''': The sword is simpler - only one point, so you know which end the evil goes on! But I suppose a warrior must wield whatever weapon he can.
* '''Minsc''': Sword, axe, boot... Minsc once choked an ogre with its own loincloth. The smell might be the closest I have come to tasting of death myself.
* '''Minsc''': Sword, axe, boot... Minsc once choked an ogre with its own loincloth. The smell might be the closest I have come to tasting of death myself.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[The Lodge]])
 
* '''Minsc''': Who is this large man of sternness and stone? Boo mislikes his look - as if he is knowing things that Minsc is not.
(If Wyll is being romanced)
(''If our guardian's true identity is known'')
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has felt Boo's heart is fluttering faster than usual... for our friend the Blade is bethrothed.
* '''Wyll''': It's Balduran. Our city's valorant founder - and now, the illithid we carry in that gods-forsaken prism.
* '''Wyll''': Ah, my thanks. Perhaps we might even marry, if fate wills it.
* '''Minsc''': Ah. Then Minsc and Boo prefer him this way. Better stern than smug.
* '''Minsc''': If you cannot find a bear to be the bearer of your ring, Boo would like you to know that he is available.
(''If our guardian's true identity is not known'')
 
* '''Wyll''': Relax, the both of you - it's Balduran, our city's valorant founder.
 
* '''Minsc''': Ahh, this makes more sense! Some relation to the Baldur who owns the gate perhaps, Boo?
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Bonecloak's Basement]])
(At the Lodge)
* '''Minsc''': Who adorned these walls? Better to have hung a mirror, and taken a good long look at themselves.
* '''Minsc''': Who is this large man of sternness and stone? Boo mislikes his look - as if he is knowing things that Minsc is not.
* '''Wyll''': A bloody display of murderous power. Bhaal means to stoke fear, make us cower.
* (''Before Balduran's Reveal'')
* '''Minsc''': All it does is make Minsc wonder if Boo has already eaten this villain's eyes.
** '''Wyll''': Relax, the both of you - it's Balduran, our city's valorant founder.
** '''Minsc''': Ahh, this makes more sense! Some relation to the Baldur who owns the gate perhaps, Boo?
* (''After Balduran's Reveal'')
** '''Wyll''': It's Balduran. Our city's valorant founder {{Blur|- and now, the illithid we carry in that gods-forsaken prism.}}
** '''Minsc''': Ah. Then Minsc and Boo prefer him this way. Better stern than smug.
 
 
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Morphic Pool]])
(At the Morphic Pool)
* '''Wyll''': Our great adventure nears its climax. If I should fall, I want you all to know it's been an honour to fight beside you.
* '''Wyll''': Our great adventure nears its climax. If I should fall, I want you all to know it's been an honour to fight beside you.
* '''Minsc''': You will not fall, warlock. And if you do, Minsc shall simply pick you up again. What - do you doubt us in this final hour?
* '''Minsc''': You will not fall, warlock. And if you do, Minsc shall simply pick you up again. What - do you doubt us in this final hour?
* '''Wyll''': Yeah, but you... you're Minsc.
* '''Wyll''': Yeah, but you... you're Minsc.
* '''Minsc''': And you are Wyll of the Pale Eye. Now hush, and turn your mind towards our many, many many enemies.
* '''Minsc''': And you are Wyll of the Pale Eye. Now hush, and turn your mind towards our many, many many enemies.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has felt Boo's heart is fluttering faster than usual... for our friend the Blade is betrothed.
* '''Wyll''': Ah, my thanks. Perhaps we might even marry, if fate wills it.
* '''Minsc''': If you cannot find a bear to be the bearer of your ring, Boo would like you to know that he is available.


=== {{Banter|Halsin}} ===
=== {{Banter|Halsin}} ===
(At the Elfsong Tavern)
(At [[Baldur's Mouth]])
* '''Minsc''': See, Boo? They have made their repairs. The owner once used Boo to mop up her ale, and she and Minsc had a discussion on the matter.
* '''Minsc''': See, Boo? They have made their repairs. The owner once used Boo to mop up her ale, and she and Minsc had a discussion on the matter.
* '''Halsin''': Trouble seems to seek you out, Minsc. I know the feeling - the larger you are, the more likely someone wishes to test themselves against you.
* '''Halsin''': Trouble seems to seek you out, Minsc. I know the feeling - the larger you are, the more likely someone wishes to test themselves against you.
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* '''Halsin''': Perhaps you should study the druidic arts - with wildshape, you could make yourself as diminutive as you please. Smaller than Boo, even.
* '''Halsin''': Perhaps you should study the druidic arts - with wildshape, you could make yourself as diminutive as you please. Smaller than Boo, even.
* '''Minsc''': Oh. OHOHOHO.
* '''Minsc''': Oh. OHOHOHO.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Felogyr's Fireworks]])
(At Felogyr's Fireworks)
* '''Minsc''': Bah. Boo says the many colours remind him of home, but Minsc has never enjoyed these fireworks.
* '''Minsc''': Bah. Boo says the many colours remind him of home, but Minsc has never enjoyed these fireworks.
* '''Halsin''': They may have their purposes. You could cast fireballs of sorts, without having to spend years studying magic tomes.
* '''Halsin''': They may have their purposes. You could cast fireballs of sorts, without having to spend years studying magic tomes.
* '''Minsc''': ...Archdruid. You are as formidable in mind as you are in muscle.
* '''Minsc''': ...Archdruid. You are as formidable in mind as you are in muscle.
* '''Minsc''': Gather the sparking sticks, Boo! With sword in one hand and these in the other, we need truck with wizards no more!
* '''Minsc''': Gather the sparking sticks, Boo! With sword in one hand and these in the other, we need truck with wizards no more!
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Haslin in act 3'')
(If Halsin has been romanced)
* '''Minsc''': Boo has been speaking to a certain squirrel-friend who frequents our camp, Halsin.
* '''Minsc''': Boo has been speaking to a certain squirrel-friend who frequents our camp, Halsin.
* '''Minsc''': He was turned from a red squirrel to a grey, all by one shocking sight. Minsc thinks you owe him an apology.
* '''Minsc''': He was turned from a red squirrel to a grey, all by one shocking sight. Minsc thinks you owe him an apology.
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=== {{Banter|Jaheira}} ===
=== {{Banter|Jaheira}} ===
(Entering Cazador's Palace)  
(At [[Lower City Sewers]])
* '''Minsc''': If Minsc had any hairs on his head, this place would set them all a-standing. And look how Boo's bunches his hackles!
* '''Minsc''': AH! The smell of adventure, in the very heart of the city!
* '''Jaheira''': We three have come through darker places than this together, Minsc.
* '''Jaheira''': The city's lower intestine, perhaps.
* '''Jaheira''': And hamsters don't have hackles.
* '''Minsc''': Better yet! What swifter way to strike at evil's butt than to crawl through its innards?
* '''Minsc''': Does Jaheira not set your heart at ease, Boo? It is comforting, to know that one so wise can be so wrong.
<hr>
 
(At [[Guildhall]])
 
* '''Jaheira''': If Nine-Fingers survived the fray, she will be right back to work in there. We ought to speak to her.
* '''Minsc''': She has you in her thrall, Jaheira. Minsc will still her serpent tongue, before it has a chance to twine around your thoughts!
* '''Jaheira''': That, she will definitely have something to say about.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Bloomridge Park]])
(In Bloomridge Park)
* '''Minsc''': All of these statues - could they, too, be heroes all? Frozen in stone until the city has need of them?
* '''Minsc''': All of these statues - could they, too, be heroes all? Frozen in stone until the city has need of them?
* '''Jaheira''': The Harpers keep records of those who fought for the city - I think I would recall mention of a bare-assed little cherub in all our story and song.
* '''Jaheira''': The Harpers keep records of those who fought for the city - I think I would recall mention of a bare-assed little cherub in all our story and song.
* '''Minsc''': Well. Boo would also think you would have noticed when Minsc himself was frozen for over a century.
* '''Minsc''': Well. Boo would also think you would have noticed when Minsc himself was frozen for over a century.
* '''Jaheira''': ... do you know, I had forgotten just how catty your hamster can be.
* '''Jaheira''': ... do you know, I had forgotten just how catty your hamster can be.
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(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])
(In The Blushing Mermaid)
* '''Minsc''': Jaheira, Minsc's memory of his last time in this taproom is a little... fuzzy. Did he...?
* '''Minsc''': Jaheira, Minsc's memory of his last time in this taproom is a little... fuzzy. Did he...?
* '''Jaheira''': Fear not, Rashemaar. It has never been your way to over-indulge.
* '''Jaheira''': Fear not, Rashemaar. It has never been your way to over-indulge.
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* '''Minsc''': Oh, praise the Three! Minsc was afraid he had shamed myself. I will, eh, leave a penny at the bar.
* '''Minsc''': Oh, praise the Three! Minsc was afraid he had shamed myself. I will, eh, leave a penny at the bar.
* '''Jaheira''': Best leave two. I cracked her with my own, afterward. She was drinking grog - Boo's backside could only have improved it.
* '''Jaheira''': Best leave two. I cracked her with my own, afterward. She was drinking grog - Boo's backside could only have improved it.
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(At [[Szarr Palace]])
* '''Minsc''': If Minsc had any hairs on his head, this place would set them all a-standing. And look how Boo's bunches his hackles!
* '''Jaheira''': We three have come through darker places than this together, Minsc.
* '''Jaheira''': And hamsters don't have hackles.
* '''Minsc''': Does Jaheira not set your heart at ease, Boo? It is comforting, to know that one so wise can be so wrong.
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(Entering the Sewers)
* '''Minsc''': AH! The smell of adventure, in the very heart of the city!
* '''Jaheira''': The city's lower intestine, perhaps.
* '''Minsc''': Better yet! What swifter way to strike at evil's butt than to crawl through its innards?
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(In the Guildhall, before meeting [[Nine-Fingers Keene]])
* '''Jaheira''': If Nine-Fingers survived the fray, she will be right back to work in there. We ought to speak to her.
* '''Minsc''': She has you in her thrall, Jaheira. Minsc will still her serpent tongue, before it has a chance to twine around your thoughts!
* '''Jaheira''': That, she will definitely have something to say about.
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