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=== Minsc and Karlach === | === Minsc and Karlach === | ||
* '''Karlach''': Minsc, you come from an entire nation of berserkers. Give me some of those good Rashemaar pointers. | |||
* '''Minsc''': Oh. There is much to be learned. Deep breaths. Meditative trances. Strange and stinking mushrooms. | |||
* '''Minsc''': But Minsc could master none of this. Which made him sad. Which made him mad. Which made him the berserker you see before you. | |||
* '''Karlach''': Huh. Really? | |||
* '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...? | |||
<hr> | |||
* '''Minsc''': Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think. | |||
* '''Karlach''': I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc? | |||
* '''Minsc''': He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster. | |||
* '''Karlach''': And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years? | |||
* '''Minsc''': Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks. | |||
<hr> | |||
(Approaching the Guildhall) | |||
* '''Minsc''': Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach? | |||
* '''Karlach''': I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em. | |||
* (''If Minsc (grudgingly) agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'') | |||
** '''Minsc''': Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done? | |||
** '''Karlach''': Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again. | |||
* (''If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'') | |||
** '''Minsc''': Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone. | |||
<hr> | |||
(In the Undercity Ruins) | |||
* '''Minsc''': A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels. | |||
* '''Karlach''': Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer? | |||
* '''Minsc''': Entirely different! That was foul only in its smells, and the way our water tasted. But it was home. | |||
* '''Karlach''': Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway. | |||
* '''Minsc''': Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff. | |||
<hr> | |||
(At the Temple of Bhaal) | |||
* '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out. | |||
* '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt. | |||
* '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal. | |||
<hr> | |||
(At the Morphic Pool) | |||
* '''Minsc''': Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large? | |||
* '''Karlach''': Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those? | |||
* '''Minsc''': Of course! | |||
* '''Minsc''': What is an elder brain? | |||
* '''Karlach''': Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster. | |||
=== Minsc and Lae'zel === | === Minsc and Lae'zel === | ||