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== Remarks == | == Remarks == | ||
====At low health | ====Selected==== | ||
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* Evil hides, and Boo seeks! | |||
* Have you met my hamster? | |||
* Sword at my side and hamster at hand. | |||
* Justice, truth, and the virtuous boot. | |||
* Steel sharp, hamster hungry. | |||
* Life is simple, and so is Minsc. | |||
* The city reeks of evil! Or perhaps Boo just needs to bathe. | |||
* Another day, another dajemma. | |||
* Justice walks on four feet. And sleeps in my boot. | |||
* My boot craves the crunch of unvirtuous nethers. | |||
* Sleep with one eye open, evil. Maybe both. | |||
* Every kicked buttock, another step on the path. | |||
* Boo says: '''What?''' | |||
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====Selected (in combat)==== | |||
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* To glory! Or glorious death. | |||
* You point, I punch. | |||
* Can we fight now? Boo is not used to this taking of turns. | |||
* To arms! Wait, no - to swords! | |||
* Butt-kicking, for goodness! | |||
* Go for the eyes, Boo! | |||
* Weep if you wish. Minsc will not judge. | |||
* I have missed this. The adventure. The danger. The kicking of butts! | |||
* Swallow your battle cries, fiend - and wash them down with steel! | |||
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====Selected (sneaking)==== | |||
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* Minsc waits. Boo watches. | |||
* Still as stone? I have had the practice. | |||
* Wait - you can see me? | |||
* See how still Boo lies? He dreams of evil's doom! | |||
* WHAT? Wait. Shh. | |||
* Sneaking, sneaking, sneaking. | |||
* I am - ''soverystealthy''. | |||
* It is difficult to charge from down here. | |||
* CRAMP! | |||
* Head-high to a halfling. | |||
* Better to look evil in the eye. Even if it be very small. | |||
* Butt-level, all the better for the kicking. | |||
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====Selection spam==== | |||
* ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE! | |||
* Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe! | |||
* Heehee. ''Heeheeheehee.'' | |||
* Well, Boo? How do you want to do this? | |||
====Selection spam (in combat)==== | |||
* Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick? | |||
* I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness. | |||
* I begin to grow annoyed. It is well for you that Boo does not let me learn the bad words! | |||
* Ignore them, Boo. Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve. | |||
====Selection spam (sneaking)==== | |||
* A little to the left? But not so hard you make me giggle. | |||
* Boo...? Are you dancing down there, or...? | |||
* Hush! I am surprising Boo for his birthday! He is... uh... eh... how old do hamsters get...? | |||
* I am the night. A pity, then, that it is so bright out. | |||
====Moving==== | |||
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* Where Boo leads, Minsc follows. | |||
* Cometh the hour, cometh the hamster. | |||
* Catch the clicker, Boo! | |||
* Where Minsc plants his boot, goodness grows. | |||
* Stand aside, evil! Legend coming through! | |||
* Leap now, look later. | |||
* Dig your graves, evil! Minsc and Boo come to tuck you in. | |||
* You cannot hide, evil! Boo smells your bubbling guts a mile away! | |||
* Less prattle, more battle! | |||
* When all of this is done, Boo will dine on tadpole for a month. | |||
* Camaraderie! Adventure! Violence! | |||
* Tonight, Boo dines on foe-flesh. | |||
* Tonight - Boo dines on foe-flesh. | |||
* Minsc takes orders from only one tiny beast, and he is much cuter than a worm. Yes he is. ''Yes he is.'' | |||
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====Moving (in combat)==== | |||
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* Boo breaks the hearts, Minsc breaks the bones! | |||
* Villainous face, meet virtuous fist! | |||
* My hamster has dined on god-flesh! You are but a tiny crumb! | |||
* Feel the backhand of justice! | |||
* Boo is napping - so die in silence, evil! | |||
* Boo says smite! That means I must hit you very hard, I think. | |||
* Charge! But charge ''quietly''. | |||
* Someone hold Boo! He will not enjoy the bumpings to come. | |||
* Someone hold Boo! He does not enjoy the bumpings to come. | |||
* Boo's battle cry is too high for your hearing - but you should tremble all the same. | |||
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====Moving (sneaking)==== | |||
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* Soft and sure as hunting hamsters. | |||
* Feet light as feathers, and softer than Boo's. | |||
* See how the hamster stalks his prey. | |||
* Just tell me when to shout my battle cry. | |||
* A berserker's knees are not made for all this bending. | |||
* Quietly, Boo. | |||
* Soften my step, Boo! No - ''get out of my boot''. | |||
* The hunter stalks his prey. The hamster waits for the fun to start. | |||
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====Hiding==== | |||
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* Let us tread ''soft'' and ''sure'' as ''hunting hamsters''. | |||
* Still this patter of paws, Boo - we must be quiet. | |||
* Butt-level, all the better for the kicking. | |||
* I am. ''Soverystealthy.'' | |||
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====Hiding (in combat)==== | |||
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* It is difficult to charge from down here. | |||
* I do not like this bendy battle-stance. | |||
* Quick Boo - sit on my skull, so the light does not betray us! | |||
* Remember, Minsc. ''Quiet'' battle cries ''only''. | |||
* Boo - say BOO! | |||
* The hunter stalks his prey. The hamster naps until the action starts. | |||
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====At low health==== | |||
* Boo does his best to hold my wounds closed, but some healing might help. | * Boo does his best to hold my wounds closed, but some healing might help. | ||
* Hah, these wounds might have killed a lesser warrior! Although... that ''is'' a lot of blood. | * Hah, these wounds might have killed a lesser warrior! Although... that ''is'' a lot of blood. | ||
* Healing, quickly, or Boo shall have to find another mount! | * Healing, quickly, or Boo shall have to find another mount! | ||
====Can't fit in a small hole==== | |||
====Can't fit in a small hole | |||
* Do not send a ranger to do a hamster's job, hm? | * Do not send a ranger to do a hamster's job, hm? | ||
====Can't fit in a tiny hole | ====Can't fit in a tiny hole==== | ||
* Truly? Now Minsc thinks you are making mock. | * Truly? Now Minsc thinks you are making mock. | ||
====Can't use an item | ====Can't use an item==== | ||
* Not now, perhaps. | * Not now, perhaps. | ||
* Not working. | * Not working. | ||
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* It's no use. | * It's no use. | ||
====Can't use an item while in combat | ====Can't use an item while in combat==== | ||
* Eh, not now. Perhaps Boo can hold it for you? | * Eh, not now. Perhaps Boo can hold it for you? | ||
* Not now! | * Not now! | ||
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* Ah-ah. A berserker needs both hands, the better to squeeze at evil's skull. | * Ah-ah. A berserker needs both hands, the better to squeeze at evil's skull. | ||
====Finding a locked item | ====Finding a locked item==== | ||
* OPEN! No, that did not work. Perhaps there is another way. | * OPEN! No, that did not work. Perhaps there is another way. | ||
* It must be unsealed elsewhere. | * It must be unsealed elsewhere. | ||
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* We shall have to open it elsewhere, Boo? And ''not'' with my skull? Strange. | * We shall have to open it elsewhere, Boo? And ''not'' with my skull? Strange. | ||
====Looking at a globe | ====Looking at a globe==== | ||
* We have travelled far and wide, Boo, but I know not this land of... 'globe'? | * We have travelled far and wide, Boo, but I know not this land of... 'globe'? | ||
====Looking at an astrolabe | ====Looking at an astrolabe==== | ||
* Boo! Can you see your house from here? | * Boo! Can you see your house from here? | ||
====Looking into a mirror | ====Looking into a mirror==== | ||
* Bounce light all you wish, little mirror. Minsc will only bounce it back! | * Bounce light all you wish, little mirror. Minsc will only bounce it back! | ||
* Boo, Minsc has something in his teeth. Would you mind...? | * Boo, Minsc has something in his teeth. Would you mind...? | ||
* Perhaps I should paint the rest of my skull. What say you, Boo? | * Perhaps I should paint the rest of my skull. What say you, Boo? | ||
====Looking into a telescope | ====Looking into a telescope==== | ||
* Observe, Boo. Perhaps we shall see your miniature giant space mother, soaring across the skies. | * Observe, Boo. Perhaps we shall see your miniature giant space mother, soaring across the skies. | ||
====Surprised by mimic | ====Surprised by mimic==== | ||
* Eat me once, shame on you. Eat me twice - WATCH IT! | * Eat me once, shame on you. Eat me twice - WATCH IT! | ||
* Down, beast! Minsc is too much of a mouthful for your kind. | * Down, beast! Minsc is too much of a mouthful for your kind. | ||
====After a Short Rest==== | |||
* Watch out, evil. None nap so powerfully as Boo! | |||
* My hamster, he is so full of beans! | |||
* I did not sleep. I did not snore. It was a battle-trance. | |||
* Ah, but it was good to feel the breeze between my toes. Back to the road. | |||
====On character death==== | |||
'''Player:''' | |||
* A noble soul has fallen! Boo will reap the vengeance of a thousand tiny bites! | |||
'''Player (Dark Urge):''' | |||
* Our friend has fallen! Guard the body, Boo, so a priest might stuff the soul back in! | |||
'''Lae'zel:''' | |||
* I know you do not fall so easily, gith child. On your feet! | |||
'''Shadowheart:''' | |||
* Shadowheart, no! Stand, so you might mock Minsc again! | |||
'''Karlach:''' | |||
* Karlach - NO! Boo, we must heap more fuel upon her flames! | |||
'''Jaheira:''' | |||
* There are many who thought they had killed the great Jaheira. I will show you what became of them! | |||
'''Gale:''' | |||
* No, wizard! You have so many more lectures for Boo to sleep through! | |||
'''Wyll:''' | |||
* Wyll! Shed a tear for the Blade of Frontiers, Boo - but first, the VENGEANCE! | |||
'''Minthara:''' | |||
* Dark elf! Do NOT go into the LIGHT! | |||
'''Astarion:''' | |||
* Astarion! NO! | |||
'''Halsin:''' | |||
* Rise again, druid! You are too large for your beloved earth to swallow! | |||
== Location Remarks == | == Location Remarks == |