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: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You will bleed - you will choke on your own ''guts'' for this. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small> | : '''Auntie Ethel:''' You will bleed - you will choke on your own ''guts'' for this. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small> | ||
* '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. Where is the knuckle-dragging gobshite that killed me? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small> | * '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. Where is the knuckle-dragging gobshite that killed me? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small> | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' You're quite lively for a corpse. | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I'm a ''hag'', you little snot - you think I didn't plan for this? Death and I are old friends. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I'm a ''hag'', you little snot - you think I didn't plan for this? Death and I are old friends. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' But I won't be a corpse forever - that I can bloody promise you. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' But I won't be a corpse forever - that I can bloody promise you. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Tell me the truth - what did you want with Mayrina? | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I didn't want the girl, sweetie. I wanted her ''babe''. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I didn't want the girl, sweetie. I wanted her ''babe''. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' I would have gobbled it up and given birth to my very own hag daughter. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' I would have gobbled it up and given birth to my very own hag daughter. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' From my guts she would've come - my blood, my ''bile''. It would have been glorious. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' From my guts she would've come - my blood, my ''bile''. It would have been glorious. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Does being dead bother you? (if the caster is not Ethel's killer) | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' You think this is the first time? I've found my way back before, and I will again. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' You think this is the first time? I've found my way back before, and I will again. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And then I will make the cretin beg, plead, ''weep'' for what will always be denied... | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And then I will make the cretin beg, plead, ''weep'' for what will always be denied... | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ...The sweet release of death. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ...The sweet release of death. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' You're dead and I'm not. Deal with it. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small> | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' For now. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' For now. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Why are you so cruel? | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Please. It's you lot who come to me. All you do is ''want'' - to be prettier, to be richer, to be loved. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Please. It's you lot who come to me. All you do is ''want'' - to be prettier, to be richer, to be loved. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' People are their own worst enemies, petal. I just let them see it. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' People are their own worst enemies, petal. I just let them see it. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' What deal did you make with Mayrina? (note: | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' The brat's husband is ''dead''. So sad. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' The brat's husband is ''dead''. So sad. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' She wanted me to bring him back to life. Little fool thought it would fix everything. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' She wanted me to bring him back to life. Little fool thought it would fix everything. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small> | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only one. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only one. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And you'll never know. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And you'll never know. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small> | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only that I don't get to see the flesh melt from your bones, your guts dissolve, and your brain ''liquefy'' as you turn into a mind flayer. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only that I don't get to see the flesh melt from your bones, your guts dissolve, and your brain ''liquefy'' as you turn into a mind flayer. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You'll weep, you'll beg, you'll plead - anything to make it stop. And once you stand tall, proud and tentacled? | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You'll weep, you'll beg, you'll plead - anything to make it stop. And once you stand tall, proud and tentacled? | ||
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'''Auntie Ethel:''' Kill them... kill them... all... <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small> | '''Auntie Ethel:''' Kill them... kill them... all... <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small> | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Why did you want Mayrina? | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Didn't want... the girl... wanted her... ''babe''. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Didn't want... the girl... wanted her... ''babe''. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ... was going to... eat it... and make a... hag daughter... | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ... was going to... eat it... and make a... hag daughter... | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Are you the only hag around here? | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Where there's people... there's... hags. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Where there's people... there's... hags. | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Where do you keep your valuables? | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' In my... workroom... | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' In my... workroom... | ||
:* ''' | :* '''Player:''' Why are you so cruel? | ||
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Not me... that's cruel. It's... people. | ::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Not me... that's cruel. It's... people. | ||
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' They want... and want... and want. I merely... give. | ::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' They want... and want... and want. I merely... give. |