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== Location Remarks == | == Location Remarks == | ||
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=== Act One === | === Act One === | ||
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== Party Banter == | == Party Banter == | ||
=== {{Banter|Astarion}} === | {{SpoilerWarning}} | ||
=== {{Banter|Astarion}} === | |||
* '''Wyll''': Astarion, how is the rat diet going? | * '''Wyll''': Astarion, how is the rat diet going? | ||
* '''Astarion''': It may soon come to an end if you don't shut your mouth. | * '''Astarion''': It may soon come to an end if you don't shut your mouth. | ||
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* '''Wyll''': As much love as I have for Baldur's Gate, these frontiers delight me as much as any bustling street. | |||
* '''Wyll''': As much love as I | |||
* '''Astarion''': You can't be serious? This is a howling wasteland! | * '''Astarion''': You can't be serious? This is a howling wasteland! | ||
* '''Astarion''': I haven't even had a bath since the abduction. I must reek of illithid slime. | * '''Astarion''': I haven't even had a bath since the abduction. I must reek of illithid slime. | ||
* '''Wyll''': Sure, but think of the stories you'll be able to tell. | * '''Wyll''': Sure, but think of the stories you'll be able to tell. | ||
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* '''Wyll''': I'm feeling a bit parched and peckish. | |||
* '''Wyll''': | * '''Astarion''': Me too. Keep an eye out for any passing vagrants. | ||
* '''Wyll''': I'm afraid you'll have to content yourself to vagrant chickens. | |||
* '''Astarion''': | |||
* '''Wyll''': I'm | |||
=== {{Banter|Gale}}=== | === {{Banter|Gale}} === | ||
* '''Wyll''': Was a time I tussled with hill giants without breaking a sweat. | * '''Wyll''': Was a time I tussled with hill giants without breaking a sweat. Now, a mere werebear could swat me halfway to Amn. | ||
* '''Gale''': Strange things are happening to us. What festers in our minds may well impel our bodies. | * '''Gale''': Strange things are happening to us. What festers in our minds may well impel our bodies. | ||
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* '''Wyll''': 'The Wizard Wonder!' Or how about, 'The Master of the Weave'? | * '''Wyll''': 'The Wizard Wonder!' Or how about, 'The Master of the Weave'? | ||
* '''Gale''': Tempting. But I think we might already have the maximum number of theatrical titles. | * '''Gale''': Tempting. But I think we might already have the maximum number of theatrical titles. | ||
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==={{Banter| | === {{Banter|Lae'zel}} === | ||
* '''Wyll''': Lae'zel, you've the most ''exquisite'' eyes - golden as the sands of the Calim. | |||
* ''' | * '''Lae'zel''': And you've a soft skull. A ''ghaik'' tentacle will have no issues pushing through it. | ||
* '''Wyll''': | * '''Wyll''': Is that... a compliment? | ||
* ''' | * '''Lae'zel''': No, it is a fact. Life in this Faerûn is laughably weak. | ||
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* '''Wyll''': I've never met anyone like you, Lae'zel. | |||
* '''Lae'zel''': Yes I've been told I'm quite scintillating. | |||
* '''Wyll''': | * '''Wyll''': Have you really? | ||
* '''Lae'zel''': No. | |||
* '''Lae'zel''': | |||
* '''Wyll''': | |||
* '''Lae'zel''': | |||
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* '''Wyll''': Mm - Lae'zel, do you believe in love at first sight? | * '''Wyll''': Mm - Lae'zel, do you believe in love at first sight? | ||
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* '''Lae'zel''': But I do believe in carnal pleasure. | * '''Lae'zel''': But I do believe in carnal pleasure. | ||
* '''Wyll''': Oh! | * '''Wyll''': Oh! | ||
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* '''Wyll''': Can an illithid go solo, Lae'zel? You know - break free of their master? | * '''Wyll''': Can an illithid go solo, Lae'zel? You know - break free of their master? | ||
* '''Lae'zel''': Renegades are rare, but not unheard of. | * '''Lae'zel''': Renegades are rare, but not unheard of. | ||
* '''Lae'zel''': A ''ghaik'' gone astray is no less dangerous for it - and its head no less valuable. | |||
* '''Lae'zel''': | |||
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* '''Wyll''': | * '''Wyll''': Lae'zel, have you ever done good deed just for the sake of it? | ||
* '''Lae'zel''': I have performed deeds well and efficiently. Is this what you mean? | |||
* '''Wyll''': Not exactly. But you answered my question. | |||
=== {{Banter|Shadowheart}} === | |||
* '''Lae'zel''': | |||
* '''Wyll''': | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': I saw you training those children. You were so gentle! That's... not how I was taught. | * '''Shadowheart''': I saw you training those children. You were so gentle! That's... not how I was taught. | ||
* '''Wyll''': Cruel words strengthen neither heads nor hearts, Shadowheart. | * '''Wyll''': Cruel words strengthen neither heads nor hearts, Shadowheart. | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': I wouldn't quite say that - I learned the lesson, after all. | * '''Shadowheart''': I wouldn't quite say that - I learned the lesson, after all. | ||
* '''Wyll''': And came to resent your tutor, I bet. I taught them to fight - not to hate. | * '''Wyll''': And came to resent your tutor, I bet. I taught them to fight - not to hate. | ||
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* '''Shadowheart''': So Wyll, what was the Blade of | |||
* '''Wyll''': Ah - it was a great scrap. A hungry minotaur with | * '''Wyll''': Ah, Shadowheart - how blessed I am to be so near. | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': I heard you with Lae'zel - don't think I'll play second fiddle to the likes of her. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': Go try your charms on someone who's out of earshot. | |||
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* '''Shadowheart''': Have you wondered what people will say, Wyll? When they find out the monster hunter is becoming a monster. | |||
* '''Wyll''': I've faced countless perils and conquered them all. This will be no different. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': I've always had a soft spot for the confident ones... | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': They always disappoint though. | |||
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* '''Shadowheart''': So Wyll, what was the Blade of Frontier's toughest kill? | |||
* '''Wyll''': Ah - it was a great scrap. A hungry minotaur with hankering for human flesh. | |||
* '''Wyll''': An axe-bearing mountain of fur, she was. Gave me a nasty scar. | * '''Wyll''': An axe-bearing mountain of fur, she was. Gave me a nasty scar. | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': | * '''Shadowheart''': Hm, you'll have to show it to me sometime. | ||
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* '''Shadowheart''': So. Wyll with a 'y' - why? | |||
* '''Wyll''': 'Y', that's right. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': But why? | |||
* '''Wyll''': Why 'y'? A great-uncle's name, my father said. But I just figured he couldn't spell. | |||
----(After visiting the Temple of Shar) | |||
* '''Wyll''': What's your gripe with Selûne anyway, Shadowheart? | * '''Wyll''': What's your gripe with Selûne anyway, Shadowheart? | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': She betrayed her sister and ruined the balance of things. | * '''Shadowheart''': She betrayed her sister and ruined the balance of things. | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': Imagine turning on those who love you for you own glory... | * '''Shadowheart''': Imagine turning on those who love you for you own glory... | ||
----(In the [[Mason's Guild]]) | |||
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* '''Shadowheart''': All this stonework has me thinking - would you ever want a statue of yourself, Wyll? | * '''Shadowheart''': All this stonework has me thinking - would you ever want a statue of yourself, Wyll? | ||
* '''Wyll''': It seems a rather... vain notion to me. But I can't say I haven't thought about it. How about you? | * '''Wyll''': It seems a rather... vain notion to me. But I can't say I haven't thought about it. How about you? | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': I suppose it might be nice to be remembered - though I'd be less keen on having birds perching on my head for evermore. | * '''Shadowheart''': I suppose it might be nice to be remembered - though I'd be less keen on having birds perching on my head for evermore. | ||
* '''Wyll''': Think of the... er... mess they'd make. Well - better your statue's head than your own. | * '''Wyll''': Think of the... er... mess they'd make. Well - better your statue's head than your own. | ||
(At [[ | ----(At the [[Lower City|Basilisk Gate]]) | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': A gallows? Nooses are for amateurs - that's what I was taught in the Grotto. Do you know how badly those things can go wrong? | * '''Shadowheart''': A gallows? Nooses are for amateurs - that's what I was taught in the Grotto. Do you know how badly those things can go wrong? | ||
* '''Wyll''': I'd rather not think of it, Shadowheart... | * '''Wyll''': I'd rather not think of it, Shadowheart... | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': You could strangle them by accident, use too much rope and break their legs... and if it goes really badly, you could wrench their heads right off. | * '''Shadowheart''': You could strangle them by accident, use too much rope and break their legs... and if it goes really badly, you could wrench their heads right off. | ||
* '''Wyll''': What a picture you | * '''Wyll''': What a picture you paint. Quite detailed, quite colourful. Quite unnecessary. | ||
( | ----(Area South of [[Lady Jannath's Estate]]) | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': | |||
* ''' | * '''Shadowheart''': Amazing how the city can seem almost peaceful at times, knowing all that goes on out there. | ||
* ''' | * '''Wyll''': 'All that goes on'? | ||
* ''' | * '''Shadowheart''': Consider the numbers. Someone out there must be having the worst day of their life. Robbed, evicted, widowed, who knows? No wonder Shar thrives, with such misery... | ||
* '''Wyll''': If that's true, then so must the be the opposite: there are people out there celebrating their lives' best moment. | |||
* '''Wyll''': A wedding to their betrothed, a new baby, a windfall... the taste of an exquisite pudding.... ---- | |||
* '''Wyll''': | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': | ---- | ||
* '''Wyll''': ' | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': Fiend worship... I'm not trying to pick a fight, Wyll. But it really seems like a blatantly ill-advised idea. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': The | * '''Wyll''': It's the furthest thing from my mind. Besides, Shadowheart - not all fiends are cut from the same scorched cloth. | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': How do they differ, then? The number of horns? The exact timbre of their evil laugh? | |||
* ''' | * '''Wyll''': Could be most anything. Their willingness to torment their travel partners with wisecracks, for example. | ||
( | ----(In [[Bloomridge Park]]) | ||
* '''Wyll''': Spent a lot of time in this park as a boy battling imaginary monsters. | * '''Wyll''': Spent a lot of time in this park as a boy battling imaginary monsters. | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': So before you were Blade of the Frontiers, you were Pointy Stick of the Park? How did the imaginary monsters compare with the real thing? | * '''Shadowheart''': So before you were Blade of the Frontiers, you were Pointy Stick of the Park? How did the imaginary monsters compare with the real thing? | ||
* '''Wyll''': The monsters of my play-fights were strong, vicious. Trolls with hulking muscles, werewolves with sharpened fangs. | * '''Wyll''': The monsters of my play-fights were strong, vicious. Trolls with hulking muscles, werewolves with sharpened fangs. | ||
* '''Wyll''': But the greatest villains I've faced as the Blade? They look more like you and me than they do the beasts of my fantasies | * '''Wyll''': But the greatest villains I've faced as the Blade? They look more like you and me than they do the beasts of my fantasies | ||
----(Entrance to [[Water Queen's House]]) | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': Umberlee - a brutal goddess, from what I understand. Without even the slightest touch of subtley to her. | |||
* '''Wyll''': Subtley isn't exactly your forte, given how you've strolled about wearing a circlet inset with Shar's symbol. | |||
* (''If Shadowheart is still devoted to Shar'') | |||
( | ** '''Shadowheart''': That's different. You'd be surprised how easily Lady Shar can hide in plain sight. People go around blinkered, caught up in their own lives. | ||
** '''Shadowheart''': Besides... it suits me. | |||
* (''If Shadowheart is no longer devoted to Shar'') | |||
** '''Shadowheart''': You'd be surprised how people can miss what's in plain sight. I missed the fact that Shar was deceiving me. Besides, I have a new look now. Suits me, I think. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': Umberlee - a brutal goddess, from what I understand. Without even the slightest touch of | |||
* '''Wyll''': | |||
(''If Shadowheart is still | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': That's different. You'd be surprised how easily Lady Shar can hide in plain sight. People go around blinkered, caught up in their own lives. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': Besides... it suits me. | |||
(''If Shadowheart no longer | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': You'd be surprised how people can miss what's in plain sight. I missed the fact that Shar was deceiving me. Besides, I have a new look now. Suits me, I think. | |||
* '''Wyll''': On that matter, you'll hear no argument from me. | * '''Wyll''': On that matter, you'll hear no argument from me. | ||
==={{Banter|Halsin}}=== | === {{Banter|Halsin}} === | ||
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==={{Banter|Minthara}}=== | === {{Banter|Minthara}} === | ||
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==={{Banter|Jaheira}}=== | === {{Banter|Jaheira}} === | ||
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==={{Banter|Minsc}}=== | === {{Banter|Minsc}} === | ||
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[[Category:Banter]] | [[Category:Banter]] |