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| book text = Hahns Rives! Calls himself a Banite when he's a disgrace to the Tyranny Lord! A Black Gauntlet - Rives? What a joke! I should be the Black Gauntlet of the Foundry Lab Level. | | book text = [[Hahns Rives]]! Calls himself a [[Bane (God)|Banite]] when he's a disgrace to the Tyranny Lord! A Black Gauntlet - Rives? What a joke! I should be the Black Gauntlet of the Foundry Lab Level. | ||
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1. Rives failed to reprimand Polandulus for making jokes about Lord Gortash! | 1. Rives failed to reprimand Polandulus for making jokes about Lord [[Enver Gortash|Gortash]]! | ||
2. Rives missed the morning mass to Bane - twice! | 2. Rives missed the morning mass to Bane - twice! | ||
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| where to find = | | where to find = Carried by [[Yoonce|Underbite Yoonce]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:57, 13 October 2024
This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.
Properties
Author: 
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
Carried by Underbite Yoonce
Text
Hahns Rives! Calls himself a Banite when he's a disgrace to the Tyranny Lord! A Black Gauntlet - Rives? What a joke! I should be the Black Gauntlet of the Foundry Lab Level.
In fact, I'm going to compile a list of Rives' shortcomings for the Overseers. Then they'll see. These are just from the last tenday alone:
1. Rives failed to reprimand Polandulus for making jokes about Lord Gortash!
2. Rives missed the morning mass to Bane - twice!
3. Rives didn't punish Gondian Ofran when she missed her gyronetics quota merely because she'd lost a finger that day in the punch press.
4. ...I'll think of something.