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== Remarks ==
== Remarks ==


====At low health:====
====Selected====
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* Evil hides, and Boo seeks!
* Have you met my hamster?
* Sword at my side and hamster at hand.
* Justice, truth, and the virtuous boot.
* Steel sharp, hamster hungry.
* Life is simple, and so is Minsc.
* The city reeks of evil! Or perhaps Boo just needs to bathe.
* Another day, another dajemma.
* Justice walks on four feet. And sleeps in my boot.
* My boot craves the crunch of unvirtuous nethers.
* Sleep with one eye open, evil. Maybe both.
* Every kicked buttock, another step on the path.
* Boo says: '''What?'''
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====Selected (in combat)====
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* To glory! Or glorious death.
* You point, I punch.
* Can we fight now? Boo is not used to this taking of turns.
* To arms! Wait, no - to swords!
* Butt-kicking, for goodness!
* Go for the eyes, Boo!
* Weep if you wish. Minsc will not judge.
* I have missed this. The adventure. The danger. The kicking of butts!
* Swallow your battle cries, fiend - and wash them down with steel!
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====Selected (sneaking)====
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* Minsc waits. Boo watches.
* Still as stone? I have had the practice.
* Wait - you can see me?
* See how still Boo lies? He dreams of evil's doom!
* WHAT? Wait. Shh.
* Sneaking, sneaking, sneaking.
* I am - ''soverystealthy''.
* It is difficult to charge from down here.
* CRAMP!
* Head-high to a halfling.
* Better to look evil in the eye. Even if it be very small.
* Butt-level, all the better for the kicking.
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====Selection spam====
* ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE!
* Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe!
* Heehee. ''Heeheeheehee.''
* Well, Boo? How do you want to do this?
 
====Selection spam (in combat)====
* Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick?
* I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness.
* I begin to grow annoyed. It is well for you that Boo does not let me learn the bad words!
* Ignore them, Boo. Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.
 
====Selection spam (sneaking)====
* A little to the left? But not so hard you make me giggle.
* Boo...? Are you dancing down there, or...?
* Hush! I am surprising Boo for his birthday! He is... uh... eh... how old do hamsters get...?
* I am the night. A pity, then, that it is so bright out.
 
====Moving====
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* Where Boo leads, Minsc follows.
* Cometh the hour, cometh the hamster.
* Catch the clicker, Boo!
* Where Minsc plants his boot, goodness grows.
* Stand aside, evil! Legend coming through!
* Leap now, look later.
* Dig your graves, evil! Minsc and Boo come to tuck you in.
* You cannot hide, evil! Boo smells your bubbling guts a mile away!
* Less prattle, more battle!
* When all of this is done, Boo will dine on tadpole for a month.
* Camaraderie! Adventure! Violence!
* Tonight, Boo dines on foe-flesh.
* Tonight - Boo dines on foe-flesh.
* Minsc takes orders from only one tiny beast, and he is much cuter than a worm. Yes he is. ''Yes he is.''
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====Moving (in combat)====
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* Boo breaks the hearts, Minsc breaks the bones!
* Villainous face, meet virtuous fist!
* My hamster has dined on god-flesh! You are but a tiny crumb!
* Feel the backhand of justice!
* Boo is napping - so die in silence, evil!
* Boo says smite! That means I must hit you very hard, I think.
* Charge! But charge ''quietly''.
* Someone hold Boo! He will not enjoy the bumpings to come.
* Someone hold Boo! He does not enjoy the bumpings to come.
* Boo's battle cry is too high for your hearing - but you should tremble all the same.
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====Moving (sneaking)====
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* Soft and sure as hunting hamsters.
* Feet light as feathers, and softer than Boo's.
* See how the hamster stalks his prey.
* Just tell me when to shout my battle cry.
* A berserker's knees are not made for all this bending.
* Quietly, Boo.
* Soften my step, Boo! No - ''get out of my boot''.
* The hunter stalks his prey. The hamster waits for the fun to start.
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====Hiding====
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* Let us tread ''soft'' and ''sure'' as ''hunting hamsters''.
* Still this patter of paws, Boo - we must be quiet.
* Butt-level, all the better for the kicking.
* I am. ''Soverystealthy.''
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====Hiding (in combat)====
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* It is difficult to charge from down here.
* I do not like this bendy battle-stance.
* Quick Boo - sit on my skull, so the light does not betray us!
* Remember, Minsc. ''Quiet'' battle cries ''only''.
* Boo - say BOO!
* The hunter stalks his prey. The hamster naps until the action starts.
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====At low health====
* Boo does his best to hold my wounds closed, but some healing might help.
* Boo does his best to hold my wounds closed, but some healing might help.
* Hah, these wounds might have killed a lesser warrior! Although... that ''is'' a lot of blood.
* Hah, these wounds might have killed a lesser warrior! Although... that ''is'' a lot of blood.
* Healing, quickly, or Boo shall have to find another mount!
* Healing, quickly, or Boo shall have to find another mount!


====Attacked by party member:====
====Can't fit in a small hole====
* HEY! ''Hands off the hamster.''
 
====Can't fit in a small hole:====
* Do not send a ranger to do a hamster's job, hm?
* Do not send a ranger to do a hamster's job, hm?


====Can't fit in a tiny hole:====
====Can't fit in a tiny hole====
* Truly? Now Minsc thinks you are making mock.
* Truly? Now Minsc thinks you are making mock.


====Can't use an item:====
====Can't use an item====
* Not now, perhaps.
* Not now, perhaps.
* Not working.
* Not working.
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* It's no use.
* It's no use.


====Can't use an item while in combat:====
====Can't use an item while in combat====
* Eh, not now. Perhaps Boo can hold it for you?
* Eh, not now. Perhaps Boo can hold it for you?
* Not now!
* Not now!
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* Ah-ah. A berserker needs both hands, the better to squeeze at evil's skull.
* Ah-ah. A berserker needs both hands, the better to squeeze at evil's skull.


====Finding a locked item:====
====Finding a locked item====
* OPEN! No, that did not work. Perhaps there is another way.
* OPEN! No, that did not work. Perhaps there is another way.
* It must be unsealed elsewhere.
* It must be unsealed elsewhere.
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* We shall have to open it elsewhere, Boo? And ''not'' with my skull? Strange.
* We shall have to open it elsewhere, Boo? And ''not'' with my skull? Strange.


====Looking at a globe:====
====Looking at a globe====
* We have travelled far and wide, Boo, but I know not this land of... 'globe'?
* We have travelled far and wide, Boo, but I know not this land of... 'globe'?


====Looking at an astrolabe:====
====Looking at an astrolabe====
* Boo! Can you see your house from here?
* Boo! Can you see your house from here?


====Looking into a mirror:====
====Looking into a mirror====
* Bounce light all you wish, little mirror. Minsc will only bounce it back!
* Bounce light all you wish, little mirror. Minsc will only bounce it back!
* Boo, Minsc has something in his teeth. Would you mind...?
* Boo, Minsc has something in his teeth. Would you mind...?
* Perhaps I should paint the rest of my skull. What say you, Boo?
* Perhaps I should paint the rest of my skull. What say you, Boo?


====Looking into a telescope:====
====Looking into a telescope====
* Observe, Boo. Perhaps we shall see your miniature giant space mother, soaring across the skies.
* Observe, Boo. Perhaps we shall see your miniature giant space mother, soaring across the skies.


====Surprised by mimic:====
====Surprised by mimic====
* Eat me once, shame on you. Eat me twice - WATCH IT!
* Eat me once, shame on you. Eat me twice - WATCH IT!
* Down, beast! Minsc is too much of a mouthful for your kind.
* Down, beast! Minsc is too much of a mouthful for your kind.
====After a Short Rest====
* Watch out, evil. None nap so powerfully as Boo!
* My hamster, he is so full of beans!
* I did not sleep. I did not snore. It was a battle-trance.
* Ah, but it was good to feel the breeze between my toes. Back to the road.
====On character death====
'''Player:'''
* A noble soul has fallen! Boo will reap the vengeance of a thousand tiny bites!
'''Player (Dark Urge):'''
* Our friend has fallen! Guard the body, Boo, so a priest might stuff the soul back in!
'''Lae'zel:'''
* I know you do not fall so easily, gith child. On your feet!
'''Shadowheart:'''
* Shadowheart, no! Stand, so you might mock Minsc again!
'''Karlach:'''
* Karlach - NO! Boo, we must heap more fuel upon her flames!
'''Jaheira:'''
* There are many who thought they had killed the great Jaheira. I will show you what became of them!
'''Gale:'''
* No, wizard! You have so many more lectures for Boo to sleep through!
'''Wyll:'''
* Wyll! Shed a tear for the Blade of Frontiers, Boo - but first, the VENGEANCE!
'''Minthara:'''
* Dark elf! Do NOT go into the LIGHT!
'''Astarion:'''
* Astarion! NO!
'''Halsin:'''
* Rise again, druid! You are too large for your beloved earth to swallow!


== Location Remarks ==
== Location Remarks ==
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