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== Remarks ==
====Selected====
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* Keep a blade close.
* Trust no one.
* Watch your back.
* What now?
* Hmm?
* Someone there?
* Hello again.
* Was the sun always that bright?
* Let's see what the day brings.
* What a day.
* Everything looks new.
* Things feel... different.
* Keep your distance, darling.
* I could get used to this.
* Well hello.
* How delicious.
* Careful. I bite.
* Don't touch me.
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====At low health:====
====Selected (in combat)====
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* Let's have some fun.
* Time to kill.
* This feels good.
* Let's turn someone inside out.
* Shall we cut and run?
* I've missed this.
* Shall we dance?
* The dance macabre.
* Who's next?
* Go for the throat.
* I feel alive.
* Can you feel death's cold grip?
* There's blood in the air.
* Let's spill some blood.
* I'm ready.
* Let's have some carnage.
* Hungry for the slaughter.
* Time for a cull.
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====Selected (sneaking)====
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* What is it?
* Mmm?
* Quiet...
* Really? Now?
* Now?
* Now what...
* If this isn't important...
* I was trying to concentrate.
* Time to kill?
* Time for a little death?
* Keep your blade close.
* Let's have some fun.
* Hello you.
* Ready.
* Shall we?
* Quietly now...
* I'm just waiting.
* Something smells tasty.
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====Selection spam====
* Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities.
* Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit.
* More like Drizzt ''Don't'''Urden - no. No that's not funny.
* Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart?
 
====Selection spam (in combat)====
* I'm ''trying'' to focus on murder.
* *Humming.*
* I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die.
* I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.
 
====Selection spam (sneaking)====
* Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts.
* Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP.
* Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots.
* I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me.
 
====Moving====
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* Go.
* There.
* Moving.
* Quick step.
* Yes, let's.
* Let's go.
* Let's move.
* Let's be quick.
* On my way.
* Don't linger.
* Step lightly.
* Step quick.
* Tread carefully.
* Tread lightly.
* This way.
* Over here...
* Shall we?
* Over there.
* Watch your back.
* Watch the shadows.
* One step at a time.
* Subtle steps.
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====Moving (in combat)====
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* Outmanoeuvre them.
* On the way.
* Keep them guessing.
* This will do nicely.
* Moving.
* With finesse.
* Quickly!
* Let's go.
* Let's move.
* Be quick.
* On my way.
* Don't linger.
* Step quick.
* This way.
* Over here.
* Yes, here.
* Time to move.
* A better position.
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====Moving (sneaking)====
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* Nice and easy.
* Step carefully.
* Just like old times.
* Move unseen.
* The element of surprise.
* They won't see me coming.
* Gently...
* Stay low.
* Not a sound.
* Stepping softly.
* Silent as the grave.
* Quietly...
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====Hiding====
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* Let's keep to the shadows.
* On tippy toes.
* Just like old times.
* Into the shadows.
* Time for discretion.
* Neither seen nor heard.
* Like a wraith.
* Leave no trace.
* Be very, very quiet.
* On the hunt.
* Let's prowl.
* Ready or not...
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====Hiding (in combat)====
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* Just like old times.
* Into the shadows.
* Leave no trace.
* On the hunt.
* Now they see me...
* Time for a new approach.
* They won't know what bit them.
* The subtle approach.
* We'll do it my way.
* Let's have a little fun.
* Ready or not...
* Let's find some prey.
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====At low health====
* Heal me, damn you!
* Heal me, damn you!
* Gods - it hurts.
* Gods - it hurts.
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* I need healing - now!
* I need healing - now!


====Attacked by party member:====
====Attacked by party member====
* Think you're funny, do you?
* Think you're funny, do you?


====Can't fit in a small hole:====
====Can't fit in a small hole====
* That thing is ''small'', and I am not.
* That thing is ''small'', and I am not.


====Can't fit in a tiny hole:====
====Can't fit in a tiny hole====
* That thing is ''tiny'', and I am not.
* That thing is ''tiny'', and I am not.


====Can't use an item:====
====Can't use an item====
* It's uncooperative.
* It's uncooperative.
* That did nothing.
* That did nothing.
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* Seems not.
* Seems not.


====Can't use an item while in combat:====
====Can't use an item while in combat====
* Now is ''not'' the time.
* Now is ''not'' the time.
* Let's wait until no one's trying to kill me.
* Let's wait until no one's trying to kill me.
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* Maybe later, when I'm not locked in combat?
* Maybe later, when I'm not locked in combat?


====Finding a locked item:====
====Finding a locked item====
* I'm not opening that. Not from here, at any rate.
* I'm not opening that. Not from here, at any rate.
* I can't unlock it from here, but there must be a switch or a button somewhere...
* I can't unlock it from here, but there must be a switch or a button somewhere...
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* No, that's not moving. There must be a way to open it somewhere.
* No, that's not moving. There must be a way to open it somewhere.


====Looking at a globe:====
====Looking at a globe====
* The world looks so small. Like you could just reach out and take it.
* The world looks so small. Like you could just reach out and take it.


====Looking at an astrolabe:====
====Looking at an astrolabe====
* Not just a world to explore, but an entire cosmos...
* Not just a world to explore, but an entire cosmos...


====Looking into a mirror:====
====Looking into a mirror====
* I don't need a reflection to know this looks fabulous.
* I don't need a reflection to know this looks fabulous.
* Hmm, yes... still nothing.
* Hmm, yes... still nothing.
* Looking perfect as always. I assume.
* Looking perfect as always. I assume.


====Looking into a telescope:====
====Looking into a telescope====
* I never cared for spyglasses. Watching things from afar is hardly fun.
* I never cared for spyglasses. Watching things from afar is hardly fun.


====Succeeded Perception roll (trap):====
====Succeeded Perception roll (trap)====
* A trap. Someone doesn't like visitors.
* A trap. Someone doesn't like visitors.
* Be careful, there are traps about.
* Be careful, there are traps about.
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* Oh dear, someone's left a trap out for us.
* Oh dear, someone's left a trap out for us.


====Succeeded Investigation roll:====
====Succeeded Investigation roll====
* Well now, what have we here?
* Well now, what have we here?
* Well hello there.
* Well hello there.
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* Ah, interesting.
* Ah, interesting.


====Succeeded Investigation roll (trap):====
====Succeeded Investigation roll (trap)====
* It's a trap. And a nasty one at that.
* It's a trap. And a nasty one at that.
* A devious little trap.
* A devious little trap.
* Hello, you wicked little thing.
* Hello, you wicked little thing.


====Identified a mimic:====
====Identified a mimic====
* A poor imitation. I see you, you sneaky little shapeshifter.
* A poor imitation. I see you, you sneaky little shapeshifter.


====Surprised by mimic:====
====Surprised by mimic====
* Yes, yes. I'd hide my true form if I looked like you, too.
* Yes, yes. I'd hide my true form if I looked like you, too.
* Ugh. That creature was rather prettier in disguise.
* Ugh. That creature was rather prettier in disguise.
====After a Short Rest====
* Off we go, then.
* Well, some rest's better than none.
* Enough sitting around - let's go hurt someone.
* All right, time to see what new horror's waiting for us.
====On character death====
'''Player:'''
* No, you can't die. Get up, damn you!
'''Player (Dark Urge):'''
* No! My sweet, bloodthirsty friend.
'''Lae'zel:'''
* Lae'zel - no!
'''Shadowheart:'''
* Shadowheart! No!
'''Karlach:'''
* Karlach! You can't die - I won't let you die.
'''Jaheira:'''
* Jaheira! You will be avenged.
'''Gale:'''
* No, Gale!
'''Wyll:'''
* Wyll! Get up, you sweet fool!
'''Minthara:'''
* Minthara! Damn it all.
'''Minsc:'''
* No - Minsc! You can't die, not now!
'''Halsin:'''
* No - Halsin! Gods damn it...


== Location Remarks ==
== Location Remarks ==