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BAN LIST

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BAN LIST is a NO EXCEPTIONS list of people who MUST NOT be permitted on The Waning Moon premises.

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A list of customers banned from the Waning Moon distillery.

Properties

  • Books
  • Rarity: Common
  •  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
  • Price: 14 gp


Where to find

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BARRED FROM ENTRY


The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg.


Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run

Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident'

Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID

Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring

Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully)

Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican'

Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching

Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head

Notes

  • The names on BAN LIST are the writers of Baldur's Gate 3 poking fun at themselves, as confirmed by writer Kevin VanOrd[1]:
    • 'Martin Doughty' (Martin Docherty)
    • 'Adam Smythe' (Adam Smith)
    • 'Kavin Ort' (Kevin VanOrd)
    • 'Syrah Bee' (Sarah Baylus)
    • 'Unknown elf' - Astarion[2]
    • 'Rochelle Kwark' (Rachel Quirke)
    • 'Yon Von Don' (Jan Van Dosselaer)
  1. VanOrd, Kevin. 2023. "As the book's writer I can confirm it was a juicy act indeed. All the names (aside from Gerringothe's, of course) are based on Larian writers. I can literally tag myself as Kavin Ort, the boring dwarf!" [@fiddlecub, Twitter]. 14 Oct 2023. Available from: https://web.archive.org/web/20240329212133/https://twitter.com/fiddlecub/status/1713103283026383083
  2. VanOrd, Kevin. 2023. ""And yes the unknown elf is who you think it is." [@fiddlecub, Twitter]. 14 Oct 2023. Available from: https://web.archive.org/web/20231017062203/https://twitter.com/fiddlecub/status/1713103448516812817