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Unfinished Love Letter
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An unpleasantly-perfumed love letter to Minthara, written by a goblin. Named Smelly Letter before being read.
An unpleasantly-perfumed letter.
Properties
Books
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.1 kg / 0.2 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
In the shrine behind the Waterfall under the Goblin Camp
Text
[This scrap of paper smells like worg piss. Most of the words are struck-through.]
Lovely Minthara,
I ain't never been to the Underdark. Grikka says there's beasties down there that make an ogre look like a baby gnome, but I says if anythin' as lovely as you grows among all the tasty mushrooms down there it's the best place there ever was.
[In larger text, the writer has scribbled across his own work: 'Do drow like being compared to mushrooms? Probably.']