Bombasto's Journal

Bombasto's Journal is journal by Bombasto.

This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.

Properties

• Books
• Author: Bombasto
• Rarity: Common
•  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
• Price: 14 gp
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  UID

  BOOK_LOW_Elfsong_BombastoJournal
  UUID

  9840cc84-2ded-49c8-9b37-e39813f5b1f4

Where to find

• Carried by Bombasto, a patron in the Elfsong Tavern.

Text

[A rambling journal in large, loose handwriting that describes both heroic exploits and juvenile pranks. Its most recent entry is as follows.]

Now we was thirsty, which almost always leads to either trouble or glory. We knew that the hobgob raiders had a wagonload of beer, while all we had was a cart full of donkey shit, so I proposed that we trade them for it. We was at the top of the hill with our shit cart, and I proposed how I'd sneak down into the ravine, Dame Guisarme could roll our cart down the hill into the beer wagon, and the wagon would roll into the ravine where I'd grab and make off with it. Guisarme said the whole idea was crazy, and I said sure, the best ideas always are, and then I said she had pretty eyes and she slapped me and said all right she'd do it. ...Wait, I need a fresh quill to get this writ out proper.