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Bhaal Butler's Checklist – Morning
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Bhaal Butler's Checklist – Morning is a note written by Sceleritas Fel.
A plain, unadorned note.
Properties
- Notes
- Author: Sceleritas Fel
- Rarity: Common
- Weight: 0.05 kg / 0.1 lb
- Price: 14 gp
Where to find
- In a vase in the Chosen's Room in the Bhaal Temple. X: 98 Y: 995
Text
Morning duties - do not trouble yourself reading this, my Liege, you have worthier matters to attend to.
1. Complete application to the Council to qualify Bhaal Temple as a Grade 1 Listed Building.
2. Restore the returned carcass of Brother Toop. Note: this carcass has been damaged, he may yet be repurposed into a pair of booties for the Master, if the initial attempt at a full-body fleshing and wiring for the taxidermy proves impossible.
3. Flush out the murder holes. The acolytes never remember to wipe down the hot oil after use, and the flow when releasing oil is now being reduced to a trickle with all the greasy clog.