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===Selection spam=== | ===Selection spam=== | ||
====Out of combat==== | ====''Out of combat''==== | ||
* Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities. | * Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities. | ||
* Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit. | * Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit. | ||
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* Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart? | * Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart? | ||
====Sneaking==== | ====''Sneaking''==== | ||
* Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts. | * Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts. | ||
* Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. | * Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. | ||
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* I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me. | * I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me. | ||
====In combat==== | ====''In combat''==== | ||
* I'm ''trying'' to focus on murder. | * I'm ''trying'' to focus on murder. | ||
* *Humming.* | * *Humming.* | ||
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===Moving=== | ===Moving=== | ||
====Out of combat==== | ====''Out of combat''==== | ||
<div style="column-count:3"> | <div style="column-count:3"> | ||
* Go. | * Go. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
====Sneaking==== | ====''Sneaking''==== | ||
<div style="column-count:3"> | <div style="column-count:3"> | ||
* Nice and easy. | * Nice and easy. | ||
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</div> | </div> | ||
====In combat==== | ====''In combat''==== | ||
<div style="column-count:3"> | <div style="column-count:3"> | ||
* Outmanoeuvre them. | * Outmanoeuvre them. | ||
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===Hiding=== | ===Hiding=== | ||
<div style="column-count: | ====''Out of combat''==== | ||
<div style="column-count:3"> | |||
* Let's keep to the shadows. | * Let's keep to the shadows. | ||
* On tippy toes. | * On tippy toes. | ||
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* On the hunt. | * On the hunt. | ||
* Let's prowl. | * Let's prowl. | ||
* Ready or | * Ready or not… | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
==== | ====''In combat''==== | ||
<div style="column-count: | <div style="column-count:3"> | ||
* Just like old times. | * Just like old times. | ||
* Into the shadows. | * Into the shadows. | ||
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* We'll do it my way. | * We'll do it my way. | ||
* Let's have a little fun. | * Let's have a little fun. | ||
* Ready or | * Ready or not… | ||
* Let's find some prey. | * Let's find some prey. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
===Attacking=== | |||
* Feel their anguish | * Feel their anguish | ||
* Let's play | * Let's play | ||
====At low health | ===Attacked by party member=== | ||
* Think you're funny, do you? | |||
===At low health=== | |||
* Heal me, damn you! | * Heal me, damn you! | ||
* Gods - it hurts. | * Gods - it hurts. | ||
* Urgh. That nearly ended me. | * Urgh. That nearly ended me. | ||
* I can't take much | * I can't take much more… | ||
* I need healing - now! | * I need healing - now! | ||
==== | ===After a Short Rest=== | ||
* | * Off we go, then. | ||
* Well, some rest's better than none. | |||
* Enough sitting around - let's go hurt someone. | |||
* All right, time to see what new horror's waiting for us. | |||
===Guidance=== | |||
* How did you last so long without me? | |||
* Someone needs help, I see. | |||
* Don't worry, I'm here. | |||
* Do not waste this. | |||
* Yes, alright. | |||
* Where would you be without me? | |||
===On character death=== | |||
* '''''Player:''''' No, you can't die. Get up, damn you! | |||
* '''''Player (Dark Urge):''''' No! My sweet, bloodthirsty friend. | |||
* '''''Gale:''''' No, Gale! | |||
* '''''Karlach:''''' Karlach! You can't die - I won't let you die. | |||
* '''''Lae'zel:''''' Lae'zel - no! | |||
* '''''Shadowheart:''''' Shadowheart! No! | |||
* '''''Wyll:''''' Wyll! Get up, you sweet fool! | |||
* '''''Halsin:''''' No - Halsin! Gods damn it... | |||
* '''''Minthara:''''' Minthara! Damn it all. | |||
* '''''Jaheira:''''' Jaheira! You will be avenged. | |||
* '''''Minsc:''''' No - Minsc! You can't die, not now! | |||
===Interacting with environment=== | |||
* ''(The globe)'' The world looks so small. Like you could just reach out and take it. | |||
* ''(The astrolabe)'' Not just a world to explore, but an entire cosmos… | |||
* ''(The telescope)'' I never cared for spyglasses. Watching things from afar is hardly fun. | |||
* ''(Small hole)'' That thing is ''small'', and I am not. | |||
* ''(Tiny hole)'' That thing is ''tiny'', and I am not. | |||
* | |||
====An empty crate ==== | |||
* Nothing. | |||
* Empty. | |||
* It is, as they say, empty. | |||
* Vacant as an orc's skull. | |||
====Looking into a mirror==== | |||
''As a spawn'' | |||
* I don't need a reflection to know this looks fabulous. | |||
* Hmm, yes… still nothing. | |||
* Looking perfect as always. I assume. | |||
''As an Ascendant'' | |||
* ''(First time after ascension)'' It's… me. The ritual gave me back my reflection - after all these years. ''(pause)''Hello again. Gods, I missed you. | |||
* Oh, yes. I can see what all the fuss is about. | |||
* Exquisite. Simply exquisite. | |||
* How did I go two hundred years without seeing that face... | |||
==== | ====Identified a mimic==== | ||
* | * A poor imitation. I see you, you sneaky little shapeshifter. | ||
==== | ====Surprised by mimic==== | ||
* | * Yes, yes. I'd hide my true form if I looked like you, too. | ||
* Ugh. That creature was rather prettier in disguise. | |||
====Can't use an item==== | ====Can't use an item==== | ||
<div style="column-count:2"> | |||
''Out of combat'' | |||
* It's uncooperative. | * It's uncooperative. | ||
* That did nothing. | * That did nothing. | ||
* It's not broken, but it isn't working either. | * It's not broken, but it isn't working either. | ||
* Seems not. | * Seems not. | ||
<div style="padding-top: 0.5em"> | |||
''While in combat''</div> | |||
* Now is ''not'' the time. | * Now is ''not'' the time. | ||
* Let's wait until no one's trying to kill me. | * Let's wait until no one's trying to kill me. | ||
* Killing people now, playing with doodads later. | * Killing people now, playing with doodads later. | ||
* Maybe later, when I'm not locked in combat? | * Maybe later, when I'm not locked in combat? | ||
</div> | |||
====Finding a locked item==== | ====Finding a locked item==== | ||
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====Picking a lock==== | ====Picking a lock==== | ||
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''Walking'' | |||
* Oh, for a skeleton key. | * Oh, for a skeleton key. | ||
* (Chuckle) '' | * ''(Chuckle)'' Easy… | ||
* Should be easy. | * Should be easy. | ||
* Simple. | * Simple. | ||
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* Hardly a challenge. | * Hardly a challenge. | ||
* Let's crack it open. | * Let's crack it open. | ||
<div style="padding-top: 0.5em"> | |||
''Sneaking''</div> | |||
* Quietly. | * Quietly. | ||
* With pleasure. | * With pleasure. | ||
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* Easy. | * Easy. | ||
* With ease. | * With ease. | ||
</div> | |||
====Pickpocketing==== | ====Pickpocketing==== | ||
* What can we rescue? | * What can we rescue? | ||
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* Some mild larceny. | * Some mild larceny. | ||
* A very penetrable pocket. | * A very penetrable pocket. | ||
==== Throwing Scratch's ball after he is dismissed ==== | ==== Throwing Scratch's ball after he is dismissed ==== | ||
* Dog? Dog! Fetch the ball! Fetch the - never mind, I'll get it. | * Dog? Dog! Fetch the ball! Fetch the - never mind, I'll get it. | ||
* First he wants to fetch, now he doesn't want to fetch. Make up your mind, dog. | * First he wants to fetch, now he doesn't want to fetch. Make up your mind, dog. | ||
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==== Throwing Boo ==== | ==== Throwing Boo ==== | ||
* Go, little rodent! | * Go, little rodent! | ||
* Go for the neck, Boo! | * Go for the neck, Boo! | ||
* Eat hamster, fiend! | * Eat hamster, fiend! | ||
===Successful rolls=== | |||
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''Investigation'' | |||
* Well now, what have we here? | |||
* Well hello there. | |||
* Hmm, what could you be? | |||
* What's that I spy? | |||
* Ah, interesting. | |||
<div style="padding-top: 0.5em"> | |||
''Spotted a trap (Investigation)''</div> | |||
* It's a trap. And a nasty one at that. | |||
* A devious little trap. | |||
* Hello, you wicked little thing. | |||
<br><br> | |||
<div style="padding-top: 0.5em"> | |||
''Spotted a trap (Perception)''</div> | |||
* A trap. Someone doesn't like visitors. | |||
* Be careful, there are traps about. | |||
* Traps. How considerate. | |||
* Oh dear, someone's left a trap out for us. | |||
</div> | |||
== At the Epilogue party == | == At the Epilogue party == | ||