Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry

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Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry contains writing and sketches.

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A battered pamphlet containing more than a few lewd sketches.

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  • Rarity: Common
  • Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
  • Price: 14 gp


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Text

I

I once met a wizard in Tammar

Who went and corrected me grammar

'e said I can't cast no spell

'til I enunciate well

So I beat 'im to death with a hammer.



II

What we got 'ere, boys?

Ha! 'Book of poems' he sez

Privy roll more like.


III

Y'know how poems make you feel stuff?

Well this one time I was dreamin'

about this ogre, right?

And he was huge. Ran straight

at me and I

gave 'im the biggest kick to the nadgers.

Woke up smilin', I did.

Is that a poem or

no?

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