Wrong, Wrong, Wrong

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong is a critique on a Baldur's Mouth article on how to cook ducks.

A plain, unadorned note.

Properties

•  Notes
•  Author: unknown
•  Rarity: Common
•  Weight: .05 kg (0.1 lb)
•  Price: 14 gp
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  UID

  BOOK_LOW_Baldur'sMouth_GazetteAngryReader
  
  UUID

  3bc2bd4c-c72a-4b76-b698-ee770e061cc7
  

Where to find

• In the mailbox of Baldur's Mouth in the Lower City at X: 78 Y: -51

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To the Recipes Editor

I am a professional chef, so I am writing to tell you I am in big outrage about your article about how to cook the ducks. It was wrong, bad, dumb, stupid, incorrect, wrong, wrong, WRONG.

You want to know how to cook the ducks you should ask Roveer how to cook the ducks, he is cooking the ducks every night at the Elfsong for more years than the number of times your article was wrong. You tell me when, I will come over and show you how to cook the ducks. 'Recipes Editor', HA.