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| description = '''Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry''' contains writing and sketches. | | description = '''Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry''' contains writing and sketches. | ||
| quote = A battered pamphlet containing more than a few lewd sketches. | | quote = A battered pamphlet containing more than a few lewd sketches. | ||
| book | | book author = unknown | ||
| book text = I | | book text = I | ||
I once met a wizard in Tammar | I once met a [[wizard]] in {{FRWiki|Tammar}} | ||
Who went and corrected me grammar | Who went and corrected me grammar | ||
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III | III | ||
Y'know how poems make you feel stuff? | Y'know how poems make you feel stuff? | ||
Well this one time I was dreamin' | Well this one time I was dreamin' | ||
about this ogre, right? | about this [[ogre]], right? | ||
And he was huge. Ran straight | And he was huge. Ran straight | ||
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at me and I | at me and I | ||
gave 'im the biggest kick to the nadgers. | gave 'im the biggest kick to the nadgers. | ||
Woke up smilin', I did. | Woke up smilin', I did. | ||
Is that a poem or | Is that a poem or | ||
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no? | no? | ||
| type = Notes | | type = Notes | ||
| rarity = common | | rarity = common | ||
| weight kg = 0.5 | | weight kg = 0.5 | ||
| weight lb = 1 | | weight lb = 1 | ||
| price = 14 | | price = 14 | ||
| | | uid = BOOK_GEN_Races_GoblinPoetry | ||
| | | uuid = 91be2cda-7804-4757-888d-28ac916fdef2 | ||
| where to find = * Sold by [[Nansi Gretta]] | | where to find = * Sold by [[Nansi Gretta]] | ||
* {{coords|-109|436 | * In the [[Goblin Camp]] at {{coords|-109|436}} | ||
| notes = | | notes = | ||
}} | }} | ||
== External | == External links == | ||
* {{FRWiki|Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry|long}} | * {{FRWiki|Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry|long}} | ||
Latest revision as of 10:45, 17 February 2025
Theskan Anthology of Goblin Poetry contains writing and sketches.
A battered pamphlet containing more than a few lewd sketches.
Properties
Notes
Author: unknown
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp 
UID
BOOK_GEN_Races_GoblinPoetryUUID
91be2cda-7804-4757-888d-28ac916fdef2
Where to find
- Sold by Nansi Gretta
- In the Goblin Camp at X: -109 Y: 436
Text
I
Who went and corrected me grammar
'e said I can't cast no spell
'til I enunciate well
So I beat 'im to death with a hammer.
II
What we got 'ere, boys?
Ha! 'Book of poems' he sez
Privy roll more like.
III
Y'know how poems make you feel stuff?
Well this one time I was dreamin'
about this ogre, right?
And he was huge. Ran straight
at me and I
gave 'im the biggest kick to the nadgers.
Woke up smilin', I did.
Is that a poem or
no?