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== Remarks ==
== Remarks ==


====At low health:====
====At low health====
* Need some oil over here!
* Need some oil over here!
* Tune me up, quick!
* Tune me up, quick!
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* Soldier! I need your help!
* Soldier! I need your help!


====Attacked by party member:====
====Attacked by party member====
* Hey now! What's that all about?
* Hey now! What's that all about?
* Easy does it, soldier.
* Easy does it, soldier.
* C'mon now, knock that off.
* C'mon now, knock that off.


====Can't fit in a small hole:====
====Can't fit in a small hole====
* Yeah, maybe if I was half the size.
* Yeah, maybe if I was half the size.
* No chance.
* No chance.
* Maybe if I were a halfling.
* Maybe if I were a halfling.


====Can't fit in a tiny hole:====
====Can't fit in a tiny hole====
* That's for someone teeny-tiny, not biggy-biggy.
* That's for someone teeny-tiny, not biggy-biggy.
* Not a chance I'd fit.
* Not a chance I'd fit.
* Maybe if I was a quarter of the size.
* Maybe if I was a quarter of the size.


====Can't use an item:====
====Can't use an item====
* No joy.
* No joy.
* Nope.
* Nope.
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* Argh!
* Argh!


====Can't use an item while in combat:====
====Can't use an item while in combat====
* Not now.
* Not now.
* Not during a fight.
* Not during a fight.
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* Let's finish this fight first.
* Let's finish this fight first.


====Finding a locked item:====
====Finding a locked item====
* Nope. Maybe there's some other way to open it.
* Nope. Maybe there's some other way to open it.
* Locked out. Maybe I can get it open another way.
* Locked out. Maybe I can get it open another way.
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* Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.
* Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.


====Looking at a globe:====
====Looking at a globe====
* Where should we go next?
* Where should we go next?
* What a world.
* What a world.
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* Big.
* Big.


====Looking at an astrolabe:====
====Looking at an astrolabe====
* Wouldn't mind knowing what else is out there.
* Wouldn't mind knowing what else is out there.
* No thanks, I'm happy where I'm at.
* No thanks, I'm happy where I'm at.
* Makes me dizzy. Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.
* Makes me dizzy. Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.


====Looking into a mirror:====
====Looking into a mirror====
* Hey, good lookin'.
* Hey, good lookin'.
* Aw, me.
* Aw, me.
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* Cute.
* Cute.


====Looking into a telescope:====
====Looking into a telescope====
* Big shiny eye.
* Big shiny eye.


====Succeeded Perception roll (trap):====
====Succeeded Perception roll (trap)====
* Easy - this place is hungry for blood.
* Easy - this place is hungry for blood.
* This'll be fun.
* This'll be fun.
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* Hot foot, hot foot - place is trapped.
* Hot foot, hot foot - place is trapped.


====Succeeded Investigation roll:====
====Succeeded Investigation roll====
* What's this?
* What's this?
* Gotcha.
* Gotcha.
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* C'mere you.
* C'mere you.


====Succeeded Investigation roll (trap):====
====Succeeded Investigation roll (trap)====
* Place is trapped.
* Place is trapped.
* Someone's rigged this place to the teeth.
* Someone's rigged this place to the teeth.
* Go lightly; I spot a trap.
* Go lightly; I spot a trap.


====Identified a mimic:====
====Identified a mimic====
* Come out, come out, little mimic...
* Come out, come out, little mimic...


====Surprised by mimic:====
====Surprised by mimic====
* Another mimic! Aw, look at all those teeth.
* Another mimic! Aw, look at all those teeth.
* A mimic! Aww, baby!
* A mimic! Aww, baby!