An Open Letter on Oppression and Peacocks
Baldur's Bash' is printed in bright, bold letters on the front cover followed by many exclamation marks. This copy is focused on letters to the editor.
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Rarity: Common
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Price: 14 gp
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[Written in a furious, sloping hand, this is a letter to the editor of 'Baldur's Bash', a tabloid notorious for its controversial articles.]
Dear Editor,
I find it despicable, nay, diabolical, that you would defend Baldur's Gate's ridiculous restrictions regarding animals in the city. No animal larger than a peacock may gain entry? How archaic! My darling Giselle is the most well-behaved bear you'll ever meet, and yet to spend time with my child I must visit my summer home in Cormyr.
I call upon the Parliament of Peers to resolve this issue. Immediately. The emotional and psychological well-being of the people of Baldur's Gate is at stake, and I shall take this to the highest of authorities should it not be dealt with accordingly.
Right now, Giselle cries out for her father. This archaic policy has separated a child from their parent. I don't know how Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard lives with himself.
Yours faithfully,
Mr R Pickens