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Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
Price: 14 gp
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BARRED FROM ENTRY
The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg.
Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run
Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident'
Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID
Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring
Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully)
Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican'
Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching
Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head