BAN LIST

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BAN LIST is a book found in Act Two.

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A list of customers banned from the Waning Moon distillery.

Properties

  • Books
  • Rarity: Common
  •  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
  • Price: 14 gp


Where to find

Lying on the a countertop within The Waning Moon X: -192 Y: -93.

Text

BARRED FROM ENTRY


The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg.


Martin Doughty - human? - chug-and-run

Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as 'The Pickle Incident'

Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID

Kavin Ort - tall dwarf - exceedingly boring

Syrah Bee - short half-elf - vomited on the waiter (purposefully)

Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican'

Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching

Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head

Notes

  • Several of the names in this note appear to be the writers of Baldur's Gate 3 poking fun at themselves:
    • 'Adam Smythe' (Adam Smith)
    • 'Kavin Ort' (Kevin VanOrd)
    • 'Syrah Bee' (Sarah Baylus)
    • 'Rochelle Kwark' (Rachel Quirke)
    • 'Yon Von Don' (Jan Van Dosselaer)