The Butler's Cane Has A Knob On The End

The Butler's Cane Has A Knob On The End is a comedic book.

This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.

Properties

•  Books
• Author: unknown
• Rarity: Common
•  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
• Price: 14 gp
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  UID

  BOOK_GLO_GeneralLoreBook_DragonbornButler
  UUID

  39d22054-44bd-4ff8-a58c-5f39a9ea94d3

Where to find

• Outside Lady Jannath's Estate, on top of the western balcony's balustrade
• Second floor of The Bibliophile at X: -102 Y: -123
• Sold by Nansi Gretta
• In Elminster's Library at X: -5 Y: 109

Text

[This comedy of errors centers around the butler, Vincent Raspington, who, though he is a silly dragonborn with stiff manners and a generally baffled attitude to goings on of fine, fair ladies and their gentlemen, ends up going arse-over-teakettle into extremely erotic situations with the local nobility. Needless to say he's unprepared for it. There's a particularly good sequence in which Vincent - a seven-foot-tall dragonborn - must pretend to be a shy little gnome named Missy Wimplesnatch during a banquet. Guffaw, fnar, hee hee, ho hum, et cetera.]

Notes

The title is likely a reference to "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End", a song from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels.