Flowery Shite
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Flowery Shite is a letter written to Bosun Gannet by PJ Stubbs.
A plain, unadorned note.
Properties
Notes
Rarity: Common
Weight: .05 kg / 0.1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
- Lower City X: -134 Y: -114
Text
Gannet,
I've just had the worst night of my life - yes, worse than that time with the bear in Chult.
I'm in Calisham, and I decided to hit up that bar everyone goes on about - 'The Copper Tap'. You know the one that makes its own 'award-winning' brews? Well, I tried one.
Tasted like flowers had a wank on my tongue.
I've knocked back ten pints of ale since, and I can STILL bloody taste it.
Have a couple of barrels of your swill ready next time I dock - I think that piss you call booze is the only thing that'll get this shite off my tongue.
PJ Stubbs