Letter from Haarlep

Letter from Haarlep is one of the letters the player character can receive in the Epilogue.

A plain, unadorned note.

Properties

•  Notes
•  Author:  Haarlep
•  Rarity: Common
•  Weight: 0.05 kg (0.1 lb)
•  Price: 14 gp
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  UID

  S_EPI_Letter_Haarlep
  
  UUID

  067f509b-03e8-4058-b536-2c5df123397d
  

Where to find

• Within the  Chest of Grateful Words

Text

Since the timely end of Raphael's reign, I've gone back to ⁠Mephistopheles' Palace in ⁠Cania. Many of his Father's court are celebrating the demise of my little brat - behind closed doors. And I'm making a fortune selling evenings in his form now there is no contract binding me to secrecy. Rather tasteless to desire a dead man like that, even amongst ⁠devilkind, isn't it?

Unsurprisingly you've proven quite popular bedwarming the denizens of the ice-hells as well. Undoubtedly, you've felt the echoes of ecstasy when I turn into you, yes? Many satisfied hellspawn. I was with a ⁠gelugon the other night who was rather taken by how your surface-flesh shivered pushed up against a glacier.

Here are some other reviews of your body my patrons have asked me to forward to you:

'So rare to find a not-forked tongue in these parts! 5/5.'

'You really should have asked for the nails to be trimmed before memorizing this form... 2/5.'

'It gets frostbite too quickly, and is unsuitable to exhibitionism in this Hell. 3/5'

I hope you're enjoying pleasure's kick - your favourite Incubus.

Notes

• Contingent on letting Haarlep take your body as a glamour in the ⁠House of Hope.
• This letter arrives even if the player character becomes a  Mind Flayer.