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* Careful. I bite. | * Careful. I bite. | ||
* Don't touch me. | * Don't touch me. | ||
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====Selected (sneaking)==== | |||
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* What is it? | |||
* Mmm? | |||
* Quiet... | |||
* Really? Now? | |||
* Now? | |||
* Now what... | |||
* If this isn't important... | |||
* I was trying to concentrate. | |||
* Time to kill? | |||
* Time for a little death? | |||
* Keep your blade close. | |||
* Let's have some fun. | |||
* Hello you. | |||
* Ready. | |||
* Shall we? | |||
* Quietly now... | |||
* I'm just waiting. | |||
* Something smells tasty. | |||
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* Hungry for the slaughter. | * Hungry for the slaughter. | ||
* Time for a cull. | * Time for a cull. | ||
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* More like Drizzt ''Don't'''Urden - no. No that's not funny. | * More like Drizzt ''Don't'''Urden - no. No that's not funny. | ||
* Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart? | * Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart? | ||
====Selection spam (sneaking)==== | |||
* Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts. | |||
* Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. | |||
* Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots. | |||
* I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me. | |||
====Selection spam (in combat)==== | ====Selection spam (in combat)==== | ||
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* I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die. | * I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die. | ||
* I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour. | * I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour. | ||
====Moving==== | ====Moving==== | ||
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* One step at a time. | * One step at a time. | ||
* Subtle steps. | * Subtle steps. | ||
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====Moving (sneaking)==== | |||
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* Nice and easy. | |||
* Step carefully. | |||
* Just like old times. | |||
* Move unseen. | |||
* The element of surprise. | |||
* They won't see me coming. | |||
* Gently... | |||
* Stay low. | |||
* Not a sound. | |||
* Stepping softly. | |||
* Silent as the grave. | |||
* Quietly... | |||
</div> | </div> | ||
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* Time to move. | * Time to move. | ||
* A better position. | * A better position. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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* Ready or not... | * Ready or not... | ||
* Let's find some prey. | * Let's find some prey. | ||
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====Attacking==== | |||
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* Feel their anguish | |||
* Let's play | |||
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====On character death==== | ====On character death==== | ||
; Player : | |||
* No, you can't die. Get up, damn you! | * No, you can't die. Get up, damn you! | ||
; Player (Dark Urge) : | |||
* No! My sweet, bloodthirsty friend. | * No! My sweet, bloodthirsty friend. | ||
; Lae'zel : | |||
* Lae'zel - no! | * Lae'zel - no! | ||
; Shadowheart : | |||
* Shadowheart! No! | * Shadowheart! No! | ||
; Karlach : | |||
* Karlach! You can't die - I won't let you die. | * Karlach! You can't die - I won't let you die. | ||
; Jaheira : | |||
* Jaheira! You will be avenged. | * Jaheira! You will be avenged. | ||
; Gale : | |||
* No, Gale! | * No, Gale! | ||
; Wyll : | |||
* Wyll! Get up, you sweet fool! | * Wyll! Get up, you sweet fool! | ||
; Minthara : | |||
* Minthara! Damn it all. | * Minthara! Damn it all. | ||
; Minsc : | |||
* No - Minsc! You can't die, not now! | * No - Minsc! You can't die, not now! | ||
; Halsin : | |||
* No - Halsin! Gods damn it... | * No - Halsin! Gods damn it... | ||
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* '''Gale''': Sounds like a recipe for disaster. But you know what? I'm learning to enjoy the taste of chaos. Count me in. | * '''Gale''': Sounds like a recipe for disaster. But you know what? I'm learning to enjoy the taste of chaos. Count me in. | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(At | (At [[Basilisk Gate]]) | ||
* '''Gale''': Mystra has a shrine within the city. Located in the Stormshore Tabernacle, if my memory serves me. | * '''Gale''': Mystra has a shrine within the city. Located in the Stormshore Tabernacle, if my memory serves me. | ||
* '''Astarion''': Do whatever you need to, but I shan't be paying my respects to any of the gods on show. | * '''Astarion''': Do whatever you need to, but I shan't be paying my respects to any of the gods on show. | ||
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(At [[Sunlit Wetlands]]) | (At [[Sunlit Wetlands]]) | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': Ugh, I hate swamps. The place reeks - probably full of bloodsuckers as well. | * '''Shadowheart''': Ugh, I hate swamps. The place reeks - probably full of bloodsuckers as well. | ||
(''If Astarion has tried to bite Shadowheart'') | |||
* '''Astarion''': I can't blame them. You're delicious. | * '''Astarion''': I can't blame them. You're delicious. | ||
* '''Shadowheart''': If that was an attempt at flirting, I should let you know I prefer the strong, silent type. | * '''Shadowheart''': If that was an attempt at flirting, I should let you know I prefer the strong, silent type. | ||
(''If it is known that Astarion is a vampire'') | |||
* '''Astarion''': Shadowheart! You wound me. | * '''Astarion''': Shadowheart! You wound me. | ||
(''If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire'') | |||
* '''Astarion''': Probably. | * '''Astarion''': Probably. | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
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* '''Astarion''': I sound like a charming rake, you mean? The hero everyone fawns over? | * '''Astarion''': I sound like a charming rake, you mean? The hero everyone fawns over? | ||
* '''Astarion''': Well, if the doublet fits... | * '''Astarion''': Well, if the doublet fits... | ||
<hr> | |||
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'') | |||
* '''Astarion''': What a delightfully secluded alley. I would have been in my element here, once. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': But you consort with a better class of people now, right? | |||
* '''Astarion''': A different class of person. And a different type of consorting. | |||
* '''Shadowheart''': Let's just stop this conversation right here, shall we? | |||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant'') | (''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant'') | ||
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* '''Minthara''': I do not blame him. It is not the sort of place servants or spawn should sully with their presence. | * '''Minthara''': I do not blame him. It is not the sort of place servants or spawn should sully with their presence. | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(At | (At [[Baldur's Gate]] Waypoint) | ||
* '''Minthara''': Our illithid warns us away from what lies beyond that gate, but perhaps it underestimates us. | * '''Minthara''': Our illithid warns us away from what lies beyond that gate, but perhaps it underestimates us. | ||
* '''The Emperor''': You should listen to your illithid. It knows your weaknesses as well as it knows the brain's strengths. | * '''The Emperor''': You should listen to your illithid. It knows your weaknesses as well as it knows the brain's strengths. | ||
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* '''Minsc''': Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you. | * '''Minsc''': Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you. | ||
* '''Astarion''': How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster. | * '''Astarion''': How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster. | ||
<hr> | |||
<hr> | |||
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'') | |||
* '''Minsc''': Sorry if you heard me and Boo arguing. He says to love is better than to fight, and I cannot agree! | |||
* '''Astarion''': Maybe you should listen to the rodent more often. Exclusively, even. | |||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'') | (''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'') | ||
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* '''Astarion''': You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it. | * '''Astarion''': You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it. | ||
[[Category:Banter]] | [[Category:Banter]] | ||
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