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: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You will bleed - you will choke on your own ''guts'' for this. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You will bleed - you will choke on your own ''guts'' for this. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
* '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. Where is the knuckle-dragging gobshite that killed me? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
* '''Auntie Ethel:''' ARGH. Where is the knuckle-dragging gobshite that killed me? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
:* '''Player:''' You're quite lively for a corpse.
:* '''Party member:''' You're quite lively for a corpse.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I'm a ''hag'', you little snot - you think I didn't plan for this? Death and I are old friends.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I'm a ''hag'', you little snot - you think I didn't plan for this? Death and I are old friends.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' But I won't be a corpse forever - that I can bloody promise you.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' But I won't be a corpse forever - that I can bloody promise you.
:* '''Player:''' Tell me the truth - what did you want with Mayrina?
:* '''Party member:''' Tell me the truth - what did you want with Mayrina?
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I didn't want the girl, sweetie. I wanted her ''babe''.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' I didn't want the girl, sweetie. I wanted her ''babe''.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' I would have gobbled it up and given birth to my very own hag daughter.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' I would have gobbled it up and given birth to my very own hag daughter.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' From my guts she would've come - my blood, my ''bile''. It would have been glorious.  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' From my guts she would've come - my blood, my ''bile''. It would have been glorious.  
:* '''Player:''' Does being dead bother you? (if the caster is not Ethel's killer)
:* '''Party member:''' Does being dead bother you? (if the caster is not Ethel's killer)
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' You think this is the first time? I've found my way back before, and I will again.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' You think this is the first time? I've found my way back before, and I will again.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And then I will make the cretin beg, plead, ''weep'' for what will always be denied...  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And then I will make the cretin beg, plead, ''weep'' for what will always be denied...  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ...The sweet release of death.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ...The sweet release of death.
:* '''Player:''' You're dead and I'm not. Deal with it. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
:* '''Party member:''' You're dead and I'm not. Deal with it. <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' For now.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' For now.
:* '''Player:''' Why are you so cruel?
:* '''Party member:''' Why are you so cruel?
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Please. It's you lot who come to me. All you do is ''want'' - to be prettier, to be richer, to be loved.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Please. It's you lot who come to me. All you do is ''want'' - to be prettier, to be richer, to be loved.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' People are their own worst enemies, petal. I just let them see it.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' People are their own worst enemies, petal. I just let them see it.
:* '''Player:''' What deal did you make with Mayrina? (note:  
:* '''Party member:''' What deal did you make with Mayrina? (note:  
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' The brat's husband is ''dead''. So sad.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' The brat's husband is ''dead''. So sad.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' She wanted me to bring him back to life. Little fool thought it would fix everything.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' She wanted me to bring him back to life. Little fool thought it would fix everything.
:* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
:* '''Party member:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only one.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only one.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And you'll never know.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' And you'll never know.
:* '''Player:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
:* '''Party member:''' Do you have any regrets? <small>''(if the caster is Ethel's killer)''</small>
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only that I don't get to see the flesh melt from your bones, your guts dissolve, and your brain ''liquefy'' as you turn into a mind flayer.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Only that I don't get to see the flesh melt from your bones, your guts dissolve, and your brain ''liquefy'' as you turn into a mind flayer.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You'll weep, you'll beg, you'll plead - anything to make it stop. And once you stand tall, proud and tentacled?  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' You'll weep, you'll beg, you'll plead - anything to make it stop. And once you stand tall, proud and tentacled?  
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'''Auntie Ethel:''' Kill them... kill them... all... <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
'''Auntie Ethel:''' Kill them... kill them... all... <small>''(if the caster is not Ethel's killer)''</small>
:* '''Player:''' Why did you want Mayrina?
:* '''Party member:''' Why did you want Mayrina?
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Didn't want... the girl... wanted her... ''babe''.  
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Didn't want... the girl... wanted her... ''babe''.  
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ... was going to... eat it... and make a... hag daughter...
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' ... was going to... eat it... and make a... hag daughter...
:* '''Player:''' Are you the only hag around here?
:* '''Party member:''' Are you the only hag around here?
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Where there's people... there's... hags.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Where there's people... there's... hags.
:* '''Player:''' Where do you keep your valuables?
:* '''Party member:''' Where do you keep your valuables?
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' In my... workroom...
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' In my... workroom...
:* '''Player:''' Why are you so cruel?
:* '''Party member:''' Why are you so cruel?
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Not me... that's cruel. It's... people.
::* '''Auntie Ethel:''' Not me... that's cruel. It's... people.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' They want... and want... and want. I merely... give.
::: '''Auntie Ethel:''' They want... and want... and want. I merely... give.

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