Neddio

Fast Neddio is watching the Flaming Fist patrols in Baldur's Gate during Act Three.

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I can't resist a man in uniform. Or anyone else, for that matter.

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— Neddio

Involvement

Act Three

Neddio and  Theda Grosz are standing near the southern entrance of Forge of the Nine in the Lower City, debating on the most attractive Fists.

Idle banter

• Fast Neddio

  I'm telling you, that Flaming Fist was winking at me.

  • Theda Grosz

    Well she nodded at me. Very suggestively, I might add.

    • Fast Neddio

      A suggestive nod? You've been single too long.

• Fast Neddio

  If you had to pick one for a night of passion?

  • Theda Grosz

    The one with that dink in his chest plate. I'd give him a few more of those, if you catch my drift.

    • Fast Neddio

      Hard not to. I'm standing downwind.

• Theda Grosz

  What about the tall one? He's a bit of all right.

  • Fast Neddio

    Ugh. Not my type. He's not been near a razor in months.

    • Theda Grosz

      Neither have I. I'm exactly as Yondalla made me. Never felt so liberated.