Neddio

Fast Neddio is watching the Flaming Fist patrols in Baldur's Gate during Act Three.

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I can't resist a man in uniform. Or anyone else, for that matter.

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— Neddio

Involvement

Act Three

Neddio and Theda Grosz are standing near the southern entrance of Forge of the Nine in the Lower City, debating on the most attractive Fists.

Idle banter

Fast Neddio: I'm telling you, that Flaming Fist was winking at me.

• Theda Grosz: Well she nodded at me. Very suggestively, I might add.
  • Fast Neddio: A suggestive nod? You've been single too long.

Fast Neddio: If you had to pick one for a night of passion?

• Theda Grosz: The one with that dink in his chest plate. I'd give him a few more of those, if you catch my drift.
  • Fast Neddio: Hard not to. I'm standing downwind.

Theda Grosz: What about the tall one? He's a bit of all right.

• Fast Neddio: Ugh. Not my type. He's not been near a razor in months.
  • Theda Grosz: Neither have I. I'm exactly as Yondalla made me. Never felt so liberated.