Ribald Shanties for the Discerning Whoreson

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Ribald Shanties for the Discerning Whoreson is a collection of tavern songs.

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This book is redolent with the enticing smell of paper and ink.

Properties

  • Books
  • Rarity: Common
  •  Weight: 0.5 kg / 1 lb
  • Price: 14 gp


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A collection of bawdy tavern songs, each one more grimed in filth and innuendo than the last. One of them, Birthday on the Bilgerat, is such horrifying material that any decent person would burn this book right now. The cleanest verse is:


The first mate's cock stood like the mast

Hard and veiny as a marble handle

And when the fair lass bent to him

She soon blew out his birthday candle.