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* '''Astarion''': All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call. | * '''Astarion''': All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call. | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(At [[Grymforge]]) | ''(At [[Grymforge]])'' | ||
* '''Karlach''': Ho. He-llo! Hey! | * '''Karlach''': Ho. He-llo! Hey! | ||
* '''Astarion''': So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind? | * '''Astarion''': So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind? | ||
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* '''Karlach''': All good, fangs. | * '''Karlach''': All good, fangs. | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(At [[Lower City|Grey Harbour Docks]]) | ''(At [[Lower City|Grey Harbour Docks]])'' | ||
* '''Karlach''': Can you swim, Astarion? | * '''Karlach''': Can you swim, Astarion? | ||
* '''Astarion''': I'm... not sure, honestly. | * '''Astarion''': I'm... not sure, honestly. | ||
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* '''Astarion''': Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbor' for nothing. | * '''Astarion''': Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbor' for nothing. | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(At [[Felogyr’s Fireworks]]) | ''(At [[Felogyr's Fireworks|Felogyr’s Fireworks]])'' | ||
* '''Karlach''': Oh man! WHIZBANGS! | * '''Karlach''': Oh man! WHIZBANGS! | ||
* '''Astarion''': Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place. | * '''Astarion''': Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place. | ||
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=== {{Banter|Gale}} === | === {{Banter|Gale}} === | ||
* '''Gale''': Nothing like a brisk stroll through the forest to invigorate the spirits. | * '''Gale''': Nothing like a brisk stroll through the forest to invigorate the spirits. | ||
* '''Karlach''': I was just thinking the same thing but less poetically. | * '''Karlach''': I was just thinking the same thing but less poetically. | ||
* '''Gale''': And without so much as a stirring from our tadpoles. | * '''Gale''': And without so much as a stirring from our tadpoles. | ||
* '''Karlach''': A girl could get used to this.<hr> | * '''Karlach''': A girl could get used to this. | ||
(At | <hr> | ||
''(At [[Reithwin Tollhouse]])'' | |||
* Karlach: Whoa! Almost slipped there. | * Karlach: Whoa! Almost slipped there. | ||
* Gale: You wouldn't be the first, I'd wager. It's been some time since these walkways felt the carpenter's hammer. | * Gale: You wouldn't be the first, I'd wager. It's been some time since these walkways felt the carpenter's hammer. | ||
* Karlach: You gonna catch me if I eat a brick? | * Karlach: You gonna catch me if I eat a brick? | ||
* Gale: With my reflexes? I'd catch you before you so much as stubbed a toe.<hr>(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]]) | * Gale: With my reflexes? I'd catch you before you so much as stubbed a toe. | ||
<hr> | |||
''(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])'' | |||
* '''Karlach:''' Man, it's good to be home. First round on who? | * '''Karlach:''' Man, it's good to be home. First round on who? | ||
* '''Gale:''' She who thirsts buys drinks the first. | * '''Gale:''' She who thirsts buys drinks the first. | ||
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* '''Shadowheart''': Nothing in my recollection, anyway... | * '''Shadowheart''': Nothing in my recollection, anyway... | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
(In [[Sunlit Wetlands]]) | ''(In [[Sunlit Wetlands]])'' | ||
*'''Karlach:''' Hey! Something bit me. | |||
*'''Shadowheart:''' Just an insect - I'm sure you'll survive. Besides, it probably figured you for a tasty treat. | |||
*'''Karlach:''' Give me an aboleth over a midge any day. | |||
=== {{Banter|Lae'zel}} === | === {{Banter|Lae'zel}} === | ||
''(In [[Wilderness]])'' | |||
* '''Karlach''': Ahh, smell that? Fresh forest air. | * '''Karlach''': Ahh, smell that? Fresh forest air. | ||
* '''Lae'zel''': I smell only fear - the fear of cowards lying in wait for an ambush. | * '''Lae'zel''': I smell only fear - the fear of cowards lying in wait for an ambush. | ||
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* '''Lae'zel''': Yes. It is much more... lively... then the githyanki slates led me to believe. | * '''Lae'zel''': Yes. It is much more... lively... then the githyanki slates led me to believe. | ||
* '''Karlach''': Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave. | * '''Karlach''': Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave. | ||
<hr>''(In the [[Underdark]])'' | <hr> | ||
''(In the [[Underdark]])'' | |||
* '''Karlach:''' Beautiful. Lethal. The Underdark is everything I thought it'd be. | * '''Karlach:''' Beautiful. Lethal. The Underdark is everything I thought it'd be. | ||
* '''Lae'zel:''' And I. This environ seems worthy of a githyanki warrior's estimation. | * '''Lae'zel:''' And I. This environ seems worthy of a githyanki warrior's estimation. | ||
* '''Karlach:''' Ah, to be deemed worthy by the great Lae'zel of | * '''Karlach:''' Ah, to be deemed worthy by the great Lae'zel of Crèche K'liir. | ||
* '''Lae'zel:''' Continue as you have, Karlach, and you will achieve the same.<hr> | * '''Lae'zel:''' Continue as you have, Karlach, and you will achieve the same. | ||
(At Wyrm's Rock Fortress) | <hr> | ||
''(On the [[Rosymorn Monastery Trail]])'' | |||
* '''Karlach:''' What a sight. We should stop for a nice little lunch, take it all in. | |||
* '''Lae'zel:''' Is the worm gnawing at your grey matter? We must find a crèche and be purified. | |||
* '''Karlach:''' True. Fine. First, purify the tadpole, ''then'' a little lunch. | |||
<hr> | |||
(At [[Wyrm's Rock Fortress]]) | |||
* '''Karlach''': You know, I've always kind of hated this place. Such ado about a damned bridge. | * '''Karlach''': You know, I've always kind of hated this place. Such ado about a damned bridge. | ||
* '''Lae'zel''': It's just a bridge. Is it really worth all that ire? | * '''Lae'zel''': It's just a bridge. Is it really worth all that ire? | ||