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→‎Remarks: These two lines are also callbacks to lines from the first games. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WATCH it." "Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAGH!"
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(→‎Remarks: These two lines are also callbacks to lines from the first games. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WATCH it." "Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAGH!")
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A collection of [[Minsc]]'s remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.
A collection of [[Minsc]]'s remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.
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====Selection spam====
====Selection spam====
* ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE!
* ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE!<ref name="BG1-2" />
* Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe!
* Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe!
* Heehee. ''Heeheeheehee.''
* Heehee. ''Heeheeheehee.''
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====Surprised by mimic====
====Surprised by mimic====
* Eat me once, shame on you. Eat me twice - WATCH IT!
* Eat me once, shame on you. Eat me twice - WATCH IT!<ref name="BG1-2" />
* Down, beast! Minsc is too much of a mouthful for your kind.
* Down, beast! Minsc is too much of a mouthful for your kind.


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== Party Banter ==
== Party Banter ==
{{SpoilerWarning}}
=== {{Banter|Astarion}} ===
=== {{Banter|Astarion}} ===
(By the Basilisk's Gate)
(At Basilisk Gate)
* '''Minsc''': Ah, but it is a fine thing to walk with friends beneath the warming sun!
* '''Minsc''': Ah, but it is a fine thing to walk with friends beneath the warming sun!
* '''Astarion''': Friends' might be a stretch, but otherwise - yes, I fully agree!
* '''Astarion''': Friends' might be a stretch, but otherwise - yes, I fully agree!
* '''Minsc''': You might have your cloudy locks to keep the heat off your head, but do not forget that Minsc has Boo! We will be like twins, eh?
* '''Minsc''': You might have your cloudy locks to keep the heat off your head, but do not forget that Minsc has Boo! We will be like twins, eh?
* '''Astarion''': We will? Gods - two hundred years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more.
* '''Astarion''': We will? Gods - two hundred years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At Eastern Docks)
(In Harborview Park)
* '''Minsc''': ASTARION! FISH! ASTARION!
* '''Astarion''': Minsc, please - slow down. Use your words.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has thought how you might be a more virtuous vampire - feast on fish instead. They are made of naught but neck!
* '''Astarion''': It's a sweet thought, but fish just doesn't have the flavour of full-blooded red meat.
* '''Minsc''': No, you do not 'agree', Boo. I told you you have been spending far too much time around the pale one...
<hr>
(At Harborview Park)
* '''Minsc''': Oh, I do not know, Boo. If you buried the nuts here before we were stone, I am thinking they might have gone bad.
* '''Minsc''': Oh, I do not know, Boo. If you buried the nuts here before we were stone, I am thinking they might have gone bad.
* '''Astarion''': Minsc! Enough! The hamster isn't saying a damn thing and you know it.
* '''Astarion''': Minsc! Enough! The hamster isn't saying a damn thing and you know it.
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* '''Minsc''': Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you.
* '''Minsc''': Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you.
* '''Astarion''': How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster.
* '''Astarion''': How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn'')
(By the Eastern Docks)
* '''Minsc''': No, Boo. Astarion is a friend now - he would never bite you.
* '''Minsc''': ASTARION! FISH! ASTARION!
* '''Minsc''': Yes, vampire?
* '''Astarion''': Minsc, please - slow down. Use your words.
* '''Astarion''': Yes... I mean - no? I am not interested in biting the rodent is the point.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has thought how you might be a more virtuous vampire - feast on fish instead. They are made of naught but neck!
* '''Astarion''': Not least because he lives in your trousers...
* '''Astarion''': It's a sweet thought, but fish just doesn't have the flavour of full-blooded red meat.
* '''Minsc''': No, you do not 'agree', Boo. I told you you have been spending far too much time around the pale one...
 
 
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant'')
(Ascendant Astarion)
* '''Minsc''': Do not think your twinkly-eyed wiles will work on us, vampire lord.
* '''Minsc''': Do not think your twinkly-eyed wiles will work on us, vampire lord.
* '''Astarion''': Oh, I know I could never tempt you, but maybe your little friend would like to perch on a more elegant shoulder?
* '''Astarion''': Oh, I know I could never tempt you, but maybe your little friend would like to perch on a more elegant shoulder?
* '''Minsc''': Do not look into his eyes, Boo! Think not of nesting in his thick and downy mane!
* '''Minsc''': Do not look into his eyes, Boo! Think not of nesting in his thick and downy mane!
* '''Astarion''': You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it.
* '''Astarion''': You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it.
<hr>
(Spawn Astarion)
* '''Minsc''': No, Boo. Astarion is a friend now - he would never bite you.
* '''Minsc''': Yes, vampire?
* '''Astarion''': Yes... I mean - no? I am not interested in biting the rodent is the point.
* '''Astarion''': Not least because he lives in your trousers...


=== {{Banter|Gale}} ===
=== {{Banter|Gale}} ===
(At Sorcerous Sundries)
(At [[Sorcerous Sundries]])
* '''Minsc'''''': Minsc has never trusted places such as this. Too much of a wizard's power can be simply packaged and picked up.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has never trusted places such as this. Too much of a wizard's power can be simply packaged and picked up.
* '''Minsc''': Well, picked up by all but Minsc. When he touches the many delicate little jars, oh how the wizards shout and stare!
* '''Minsc''': Well, picked up by all but Minsc. When he touches the many delicate little jars, oh how the wizards shout and stare!
* '''Gale''': Fear not, Minsc. You have a wizard at your side who positively encourages such curiosity. You'll fit right in.
* '''Gale''': Fear not, Minsc. You have a wizard at your side who positively encourages such curiosity. You'll fit right in.
* '''Minsc''': Obliged, wizard. Should we find our way to a weaponsmith, Minsc will rough you up a little - so that you too can fit in.
* '''Minsc''': Obliged, wizard. Should we find our way to a weaponsmith, Minsc will rough you up a little - so that you too can fit in.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Water Queen's House]])
(In the Water Queen's House)
* '''Minsc''': Umberlee - her clerics possess a nasty streak as wide as her oceans.
* '''Minsc''': Umberlee - her clerics possess a nasty streak as wide as her oceans.
* '''Gale''': So their reputation suggests - especially among the good folk of Waterdeep. I'm curious to learn how you fell foul of them...
* '''Gale''': So their reputation suggests - especially among the good folk of Waterdeep. I'm curious to learn how you fell foul of them...
* '''Minsc''': 'Blasphemy', said the temple priestess. But Minsc says: do not give horns to your statues if you do not wish the visitors to try and make them toot.
* '''Minsc''': 'Blasphemy', said the temple priestess. But Minsc says: do not give horns to your statues if you do not wish the visitors to try and make them toot.
* '''Gale''': Yes, that would probably do it.
* '''Gale''': Yes, that would probably do it.
<hr>
(At the Wyrmway Puzzle)
* '''Minsc''': A puzzle, is it? Boo is most adept at their solving - no matter where Minsc hides the nuts, Boo is always able to sniff them out!
* '''Gale''': I'm rather a dab hand myself when it comes to a spot of intellectual intrigue...
* '''Minsc''': The nuts are in my pocket, wizard. Please do not go patting at Minsc's person.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[House of Hope]])
(At the [[House of Hope]])
* '''Minsc''': Gale! You will perhaps able to explain where Boo has not - what exactly is the difference between a devil and a demon?
* '''Minsc''': Gale! You will perhaps able to explain where Boo has not - what exactly is the difference between a devil and a demon?
* '''Gale''': A fascinating question, one that boils down to which criteria we choose to apply. Are we speaking about the physiological? Theological? Etymological?
* '''Gale''': A fascinating question, one that boils down to which criteria we choose to apply. Are we speaking about the physiological? Theological? Etymological?
* '''Minsc''': Eh. Just how-to-kill... -ical.
* '''Minsc''': Eh. Just how-to-kill... -ical.
* '''Gale''': Oh. Then for your purposes, they are exactly the same.
* '''Gale''': Oh. Then for your purposes, they are exactly the same.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Gale; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Gale. Minsc worries you might send a fireball up his butt, with all of this stringy hair in your face.
* '''Minsc''': Gale. Minsc worries you might send a fireball up his butt, with all of this stringy hair in your face.
* '''Gale''': Is that why you keep your head shaved? I assumed it was a custom of some sort.
* '''Gale''': Is that why you keep your head shaved? I assumed it was a custom of some sort.
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* '''Karlach''': Huh. Really?
* '''Karlach''': Huh. Really?
* '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...?
* '''Minsc''': And there is always Boo, with the needful nip when anger is slow in coming. This is not how you do it...?
<hr>
* '''Minsc''': Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think.
* '''Karlach''': I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc?
* '''Minsc''': He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster.
* '''Karlach''': And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years?
* '''Minsc''': Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At the entrance to the [[Guildhall]])
(Approaching the Guildhall)
* '''Minsc''': Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach?
* '''Minsc''': Are you familiar with the evil works of Nine-Fingers and her Guild, Karlach?
* '''Karlach''': I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em.
* '''Karlach''': I've Heard of her - and everyone knows the Guild. They're not bad if you know how to work 'em.
* (''If Minsc (grudgingly) agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
(''If Minsc has agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
** '''Minsc''': Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done?
* '''Minsc''': Hm. Boo and I, we are in need of honest berserkers to keep the Guild honest in turn. Will you show us how this 'working' is done?
** '''Karlach''': Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again.
* '''Karlach''': Sure. The trick is to let them mess with you just once, and show 'em what happens. They won't try again.
* (''If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
(''If Minsc has not agreed to work with Nine-Fingers'')
** '''Minsc''': Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone.
* '''Minsc''': Minsc means to do no working. When he breaks the guildmaster, it will be for the fun of it alone.
 
 
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Undercity Ruins]])
(In the Undercity Ruins)
* '''Minsc''': A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels.
* '''Minsc''': A dead and foul place. Only a villain would nest down in these tunnels.
* '''Karlach''': Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer?
* '''Karlach''': Hang on, weren't you living in the sewer?
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* '''Karlach''': Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway.
* '''Karlach''': Fair enough, buddy. Home is where the heart is, anyway.
* '''Minsc''': Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff.
* '''Minsc''': Ah - in that case, home is in my pocket, nestled on soft bed of flesh and fluff.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Bhaal Temple]])
(At the Temple of Bhaal)
* '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out.
* '''Karlach''': What a pesthole! Can't wait to clear this place out.
* '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt.
* '''Minsc''': There will be much trading of threats and insults, no doubt. But Minsc will be ready when it is time for boot to meet butt.
* '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal.
* '''Karlach''': You and me both, pal.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Morphic Pool]])
(At the Morphic Pool)
* '''Minsc''': Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large?
* '''Minsc''': Karlach, this brain we go to bully - Boo has suggested it is large. Wizard-brain large? Boo-brain large?
* '''Karlach''': Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those?
* '''Karlach''': Like... as many Boo-brains as a mortal mind can fathom. It's an elder brain, after all. You heard of those?
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* '''Minsc''': What is an elder brain?
* '''Minsc''': What is an elder brain?
* '''Karlach''': Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster.
* '''Karlach''': Honestly, I'm not completely sure. But I know it'll be no match for you, me, and the hamster.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Karlach - do I see you gazing long at Boo? You wish to have a hamster of your own, I think.
* '''Karlach''': I wouldn't say no. But really I was thinking... how old is he, Minsc?
* '''Minsc''': He is quite obviously in his prime. For a miniature giant space hamster.
* '''Karlach''': And he's always looked the exact same? No chance Jaheira's been swapping him out every few years?
* '''Minsc''': Karlach! Minsc and Boo thought better of you, than to be so concerned with looks.


=== {{Banter|Lae'zel}} ===
=== {{Banter|Lae'zel}} ===
(''If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Bah! Fine, Boo. Lae'zel - my hamster wishes me to tell you:
* '''Minsc''': Bah! Fine, Boo. Lae'zel - my hamster wishes me to tell you:
* '''Minsc''': You are the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
* '''Minsc''': You are the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.
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=== {{Banter|Shadowheart}} ===
=== {{Banter|Shadowheart}} ===
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, what was it like, being a statue?
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, what was it like, being a statue?
* '''Minsc''': Dark. Lonely. Helpless.
* '''Minsc''': Dark. Lonely. Helpless.
* '''Shadowheart''': The dark is Shar's domain. You wouldn't have been lonely if you embraced her.
* '''Shadowheart''': The dark is Shar's domain. You wouldn't have been lonely if you embraced her.
* '''Minsc''': Evil! Never!
* '''Minsc''': Evil! Never!
<hr>
<hr>
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, How do you judge what's evil?
* '''Shadowheart''': Hey Minsc, How do you judge what's evil?
* '''Minsc''': Enough trick questions! Evil is clearly evil.
* '''Minsc''': Enough trick questions! Evil is clearly evil.
* '''Shadowheart''': Am I evil? You called my goddess so.
* '''Shadowheart''': Am I evil? You called my goddess so.
* '''Minsc''': If I decide you are evil, my blade will inform you of the fact.
* '''Minsc''': If I decide you are evil, my blade will inform you of the fact.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Selune'')
* '''Minsc''': Shadowheart. I saw you pluck Boo from the ground, when you thought no one was watching.
* '''Minsc''': Shadowheart. I saw you pluck Boo from the ground, when you thought no one was watching.
* '''Minsc''': It pleases you, to hold him? And you have truly cleansed yourself of Shar?
* '''Minsc''': It pleases you, to hold him? And you have truly cleansed yourself of Shar?
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* '''Minsc''': HMMMMMMMM. Then for one day only, you may carry him in your pocket. So long as it is clean. Padded. Well-aired.
* '''Minsc''': HMMMMMMMM. Then for one day only, you may carry him in your pocket. So long as it is clean. Padded. Well-aired.
* '''Minsc''': And full of nuts!
* '''Minsc''': And full of nuts!
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Shadowheart, and Shadowheart chose Shar'')
* '''Minsc''': Boo will not permit himself to be held by you any longer, Shadowheart.
* '''Minsc''': Boo will not permit himself to be held by you any longer, Shadowheart.
* '''Minsc''': He fears you will sacrifice him in some Sharran ritual of dark oils and leather.
* '''Minsc''': He fears you will sacrifice him in some Sharran ritual of dark oils and leather.
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=== {{Banter|Wyll}} ===
=== {{Banter|Wyll}} ===
(Entering Devil's Fee)
(At [[Danthelon's Dancing Axe]])
* '''Minsc''': Who adorned these walls? Better to have hung a mirror, and taken a good long look at themselves.
* '''Wyll''': A bloody display of murderous power. Bhaal means to stoke fear, make us cower.
* '''Minsc''': All it does is make Minsc wonder if Boo has already eaten this villain's eyes.
 
 
<hr>
 
(At Danthelon's Dancing Axe)
* '''Minsc''': Danthelon's Dancing Axe...? Minsc would sooner fight with a sword - even an annoying one, which talks out of turn.
* '''Minsc''': Danthelon's Dancing Axe...? Minsc would sooner fight with a sword - even an annoying one, which talks out of turn.
* '''Wyll''': I'm surprised you're so fond of swords. A battleaxe would seem more suitable for a man of your... stature.
* '''Wyll''': I'm surprised you're so fond of swords. A battleaxe would seem more suitable for a man of your... stature.
* '''Minsc''': The sword is simpler - only one point, so you know which end the evil goes on! But I suppose a warrior must wield whatever weapon he can.
* '''Minsc''': The sword is simpler - only one point, so you know which end the evil goes on! But I suppose a warrior must wield whatever weapon he can.
* '''Minsc''': Sword, axe, boot... Minsc once choked an ogre with its own loincloth. The smell might be the closest I have come to tasting of death myself.
* '''Minsc''': Sword, axe, boot... Minsc once choked an ogre with its own loincloth. The smell might be the closest I have come to tasting of death myself.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[The Lodge]])
 
* '''Minsc''': Who is this large man of sternness and stone? Boo mislikes his look - as if he is knowing things that Minsc is not.
(If Wyll is being romanced)
(''If our guardian's true identity is known'')
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has felt Boo's heart is fluttering faster than usual... for our friend the Blade is bethrothed.
* '''Wyll''': It's Balduran. Our city's valorant founder - and now, the illithid we carry in that gods-forsaken prism.
* '''Wyll''': Ah, my thanks. Perhaps we might even marry, if fate wills it.
* '''Minsc''': Ah. Then Minsc and Boo prefer him this way. Better stern than smug.
* '''Minsc''': If you cannot find a bear to be the bearer of your ring, Boo would like you to know that he is available.
(''If our guardian's true identity is not known'')
 
* '''Wyll''': Relax, the both of you - it's Balduran, our city's valorant founder.
 
* '''Minsc''': Ahh, this makes more sense! Some relation to the Baldur who owns the gate perhaps, Boo?
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Bonecloak's Basement]])
(At the Lodge)
* '''Minsc''': Who adorned these walls? Better to have hung a mirror, and taken a good long look at themselves.
* '''Minsc''': Who is this large man of sternness and stone? Boo mislikes his look - as if he is knowing things that Minsc is not.
* '''Wyll''': A bloody display of murderous power. Bhaal means to stoke fear, make us cower.
* (''Before Balduran's Reveal'')
* '''Minsc''': All it does is make Minsc wonder if Boo has already eaten this villain's eyes.
** '''Wyll''': Relax, the both of you - it's Balduran, our city's valorant founder.
** '''Minsc''': Ahh, this makes more sense! Some relation to the Baldur who owns the gate perhaps, Boo?
* (''After Balduran's Reveal'')
** '''Wyll''': It's Balduran. Our city's valorant founder {{Blur|- and now, the illithid we carry in that gods-forsaken prism.}}
** '''Minsc''': Ah. Then Minsc and Boo prefer him this way. Better stern than smug.
 
 
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Morphic Pool]])
(At the Morphic Pool)
* '''Wyll''': Our great adventure nears its climax. If I should fall, I want you all to know it's been an honour to fight beside you.
* '''Wyll''': Our great adventure nears its climax. If I should fall, I want you all to know it's been an honour to fight beside you.
* '''Minsc''': You will not fall, warlock. And if you do, Minsc shall simply pick you up again. What - do you doubt us in this final hour?
* '''Minsc''': You will not fall, warlock. And if you do, Minsc shall simply pick you up again. What - do you doubt us in this final hour?
* '''Wyll''': Yeah, but you... you're Minsc.
* '''Wyll''': Yeah, but you... you're Minsc.
* '''Minsc''': And you are Wyll of the Pale Eye. Now hush, and turn your mind towards our many, many many enemies.
* '''Minsc''': And you are Wyll of the Pale Eye. Now hush, and turn your mind towards our many, many many enemies.
<hr>
(''If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 3 romance scene'')
* '''Minsc''': Minsc has felt Boo's heart is fluttering faster than usual... for our friend the Blade is betrothed.
* '''Wyll''': Ah, my thanks. Perhaps we might even marry, if fate wills it.
* '''Minsc''': If you cannot find a bear to be the bearer of your ring, Boo would like you to know that he is available.


=== {{Banter|Halsin}} ===
=== {{Banter|Halsin}} ===
(At the Elfsong Tavern)
(At [[Baldur's Mouth]])
* '''Minsc''': See, Boo? They have made their repairs. The owner once used Boo to mop up her ale, and she and Minsc had a discussion on the matter.
* '''Minsc''': See, Boo? They have made their repairs. The owner once used Boo to mop up her ale, and she and Minsc had a discussion on the matter.
* '''Halsin''': Trouble seems to seek you out, Minsc. I know the feeling - the larger you are, the more likely someone wishes to test themselves against you.
* '''Halsin''': Trouble seems to seek you out, Minsc. I know the feeling - the larger you are, the more likely someone wishes to test themselves against you.
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* '''Halsin''': Perhaps you should study the druidic arts - with wildshape, you could make yourself as diminutive as you please. Smaller than Boo, even.
* '''Halsin''': Perhaps you should study the druidic arts - with wildshape, you could make yourself as diminutive as you please. Smaller than Boo, even.
* '''Minsc''': Oh. OHOHOHO.
* '''Minsc''': Oh. OHOHOHO.
<hr>
<hr>
 
(At [[Felogyr's Fireworks]])
(At Felogyr's Fireworks)
* '''Minsc''': Bah. Boo says the many colours remind him of home, but Minsc has never enjoyed these fireworks.
* '''Minsc''': Bah. Boo says the many colours remind him of home, but Minsc has never enjoyed these fireworks.
* '''Halsin''': They may have their purposes. You could cast fireballs of sorts, without having to spend years studying magic tomes.
* '''Halsin''': They may have their purposes. You could cast fireballs of sorts, without having to spend years studying magic tomes.
* '''Minsc''': ...Archdruid. You are as formidable in mind as you are in muscle.
* '''Minsc''': ...Archdruid. You are as formidable in mind as you are in muscle.
* '''Minsc''': Gather the sparking sticks, Boo! With sword in one hand and these in the other, we need truck with wizards no more!
* '''Minsc''': Gather the sparking sticks, Boo! With sword in one hand and these in the other, we need truck with wizards no more!
<hr>
<hr>
 
(''If the player is romancing Haslin in act 3'')
(If Halsin has been romanced)
* '''Minsc''': Boo has been speaking to a certain squirrel-friend who frequents our camp, Halsin.
* '''Minsc''': Boo has been speaking to a certain squirrel-friend who frequents our camp, Halsin.
* '''Minsc''': He was turned from a red squirrel to a grey, all by one shocking sight. Minsc thinks you owe him an apology.
* '''Minsc''': He was turned from a red squirrel to a grey, all by one shocking sight. Minsc thinks you owe him an apology.
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=== {{Banter|Jaheira}} ===
=== {{Banter|Jaheira}} ===
(Entering Cazador's Palace)  
(At [[Lower City Sewers]])
* '''Minsc''': If Minsc had any hairs on his head, this place would set them all a-standing. And look how Boo's bunches his hackles!
* '''Minsc''': AH! The smell of adventure, in the very heart of the city!
* '''Jaheira''': We three have come through darker places than this together, Minsc.
* '''Jaheira''': The city's lower intestine, perhaps.
* '''Jaheira''': And hamsters don't have hackles.
* '''Minsc''': Better yet! What swifter way to strike at evil's butt than to crawl through its innards?
* '''Minsc''': Does Jaheira not set your heart at ease, Boo? It is comforting, to know that one so wise can be so wrong.
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(At [[Guildhall]])
 
* '''Jaheira''': If Nine-Fingers survived the fray, she will be right back to work in there. We ought to speak to her.
* '''Minsc''': She has you in her thrall, Jaheira. Minsc will still her serpent tongue, before it has a chance to twine around your thoughts!
* '''Jaheira''': That, she will definitely have something to say about.
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(At [[Bloomridge Park]])
(In Bloomridge Park)
* '''Minsc''': All of these statues - could they, too, be heroes all? Frozen in stone until the city has need of them?
* '''Minsc''': All of these statues - could they, too, be heroes all? Frozen in stone until the city has need of them?
* '''Jaheira''': The Harpers keep records of those who fought for the city - I think I would recall mention of a bare-assed little cherub in all our story and song.
* '''Jaheira''': The Harpers keep records of those who fought for the city - I think I would recall mention of a bare-assed little cherub in all our story and song.
* '''Minsc''': Well. Boo would also think you would have noticed when Minsc himself was frozen for over a century.
* '''Minsc''': Well. Boo would also think you would have noticed when Minsc himself was frozen for over a century.
* '''Jaheira''': ... do you know, I had forgotten just how catty your hamster can be.
* '''Jaheira''': ... do you know, I had forgotten just how catty your hamster can be.
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(At [[The Blushing Mermaid]])
(In The Blushing Mermaid)
* '''Minsc''': Jaheira, Minsc's memory of his last time in this taproom is a little... fuzzy. Did he...?
* '''Minsc''': Jaheira, Minsc's memory of his last time in this taproom is a little... fuzzy. Did he...?
* '''Jaheira''': Fear not, Rashemaar. It has never been your way to over-indulge.
* '''Jaheira''': Fear not, Rashemaar. It has never been your way to over-indulge.
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* '''Minsc''': Oh, praise the Three! Minsc was afraid he had shamed myself. I will, eh, leave a penny at the bar.
* '''Minsc''': Oh, praise the Three! Minsc was afraid he had shamed myself. I will, eh, leave a penny at the bar.
* '''Jaheira''': Best leave two. I cracked her with my own, afterward. She was drinking grog - Boo's backside could only have improved it.
* '''Jaheira''': Best leave two. I cracked her with my own, afterward. She was drinking grog - Boo's backside could only have improved it.
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(At [[Szarr Palace]])
* '''Minsc''': If Minsc had any hairs on his head, this place would set them all a-standing. And look how Boo's bunches his hackles!
* '''Jaheira''': We three have come through darker places than this together, Minsc.
* '''Jaheira''': And hamsters don't have hackles.
* '''Minsc''': Does Jaheira not set your heart at ease, Boo? It is comforting, to know that one so wise can be so wrong.
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(Entering the Sewers)
* '''Minsc''': AH! The smell of adventure, in the very heart of the city!
* '''Jaheira''': The city's lower intestine, perhaps.
* '''Minsc''': Better yet! What swifter way to strike at evil's butt than to crawl through its innards?
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(In the Guildhall, before meeting [[Nine-Fingers Keene]])
* '''Jaheira''': If Nine-Fingers survived the fray, she will be right back to work in there. We ought to speak to her.
* '''Minsc''': She has you in her thrall, Jaheira. Minsc will still her serpent tongue, before it has a chance to twine around your thoughts!
* '''Jaheira''': That, she will definitely have something to say about.
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