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Letter from Haarlep
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Letter from Haarlep is a miscellaneous note found in the Epilogue.
A plain, unadorned note.
Properties
Books
Rarity: Common
Weight: 0.05 kg / 0.1 lb
Price: 14 gp
Where to find
Within the Chest of Grateful Words in the Epilogue. Contingent on letting Haarlep take your body as a glamour in the House of Hope.
Usage
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Text
Since the timely end of Raphael's reign, I've gone back to Mephistopheles' Palace in Cania. Many of his Father's court are celebrating the demise of my little brat - behind closed doors. And I'm making a fortune selling evenings in his form now there is no contract binding me to secrecy. Rather tasteless to desire a dead man like that, even amongst devilkind, isn't it?
Unsurprisingly you've proven quite popular bedwarming the denizens of the ice-hells as well. Undoubtedly, you've felt the echoes of ecstasy when I turn into you, yes? Many satisfied hellspawn. I was with a gelugon the other night who was rather taken by how your surface-flesh shivered pushed up against a glacier.
Here are some other reviews of your body my patrons have asked me to forward to you:
'So rare to find a not-forked tongue in these parts! 5/5.'
'You really should have asked for the nails to be trimmed before memorizing this form... 2/5.'
'It gets frostbite too quickly, and is unsuitable to exhibitionism in this Hell. 3/5'
I hope you're enjoying pleasure's kick - your favourite Incubus.
Notes
This letter will arrive even if you abandon your humanoid form—the form that you let Haarlep possess—to become a Mind Flayer.