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Lolo Fuzzletoes is discussing the possibility of being in the Baldur's Mouth Gazette in the Lower City during Act Three.

“Keep your eyes open! Let's see if we can spot an interviewing report.„
Involvement[edit | edit source]
Act Three[edit | edit source]
Lolo and Lockhorn are near the balcony of Baldur's Mouth considering their prospects for being in the newspaper.
Idle banter[edit | edit source]
Lolo Fuzzletoes: Do you think they might write about me in Baldur's Mouth someday?
- Sister Lockhorn: Only if it's to review that awful fashion disaster you're wearing.
- Lolo Fuzzletoes: Oi! I dress well. For my budget.
Sister Lockhorn: Perhaps you should start your own opinion column.
- Lolo Fuzzletoes: I could do that! I have loads of opinions!
- Sister Lockhorn: I was joking. You really aren't that interesting.
- Lolo Fuzzletoes: For a moment there, I thought you actually valued me as a person.
- Sister Lockhorn: I was joking. You really aren't that interesting.
Lolo Fuzzletoes: I need to do something heroic. That'll get their attention.
- Sister Lockhorn: You could start by standing on a ladder. So they can actually see you.
- Lolo Fuzzletoes: Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends.
If Enver Gortash is killed:
Sister Lockhorn: That crier says Lord Gortash is dead! Should we get copies of the latest Mouth? You know, as souvenirs?
- Lolo Fuzzletoes: Sod that, I've got a better idea - I bet they'll be doing citizen-on-the-street reaction interviews.
- Sister Lockhorn: You're right! This could be our chance to see our names in the daily broadsheet.
- Lolo Fuzzletoes: Keep your eyes open! Let's see if we can spot an interviewing reporter.
- Sister Lockhorn: You're right! This could be our chance to see our names in the daily broadsheet.