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Lolo Fuzzletoes

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Lolo Fuzzletoes is discussing the possibility of being in the Baldur's Mouth Gazette in the Lower City during Act Three.
Keep your eyes open! Let's see if we can spot an interviewing report.

Involvement[edit | edit source]

Act Three[edit | edit source]

Lolo and Lockhorn Lockhorn are near the balcony of Baldur's Mouth considering their prospects for being in the newspaper.

Idle banter[edit | edit source]

  • Lolo Fuzzletoes
    Do you think they might write about me in Baldur's Mouth someday?
    • Sister Lockhorn
      Only if it's to review that awful fashion disaster you're wearing.
      • Lolo Fuzzletoes
        Oi! I dress well. For my budget.
  • Sister Lockhorn
    Perhaps you should start your own opinion column.
    • Lolo Fuzzletoes
      I could do that! I have loads of opinions!
      • Sister Lockhorn
        I was joking. You really aren't that interesting.
        • Lolo Fuzzletoes
          For a moment there, I thought you actually valued me as a person.
  • Lolo Fuzzletoes
    I need to do something heroic. That'll get their attention.
    • Sister Lockhorn
      You could start by standing on a ladder. So they can actually see you.
      • Lolo Fuzzletoes
        Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends.
  • Sister Lockhorn
    That crier says Lord Gortash is dead! Should we get copies of the latest Mouth? You know, as souvenirs? (If Enver Gortash is killed)
    • Lolo Fuzzletoes
      Sod that, I've got a better idea - I bet they'll be doing citizen-on-the-street reaction interviews.
      • Sister Lockhorn
        You're right! This could be our chance to see our names in the daily broadsheet.
        • Lolo Fuzzletoes
          Keep your eyes open! Let's see if we can spot an interviewing reporter.