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Idle banter
Chervis will occassionally chat with Clerk Zollerix, who manages the queue next to him:
Clerk Zollerix: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Clerk Chervis: I am, if you're looking where I'm looking.
Clerk Zollerix: Do you have any blank vouching documents?
- Clerk Chervis: No - but I've got a little brandy in hip flask. Want a nip?
- Clerk Zollerix: During work hours? Are you crazy?
- Clerk Chervis: That's what they tell me. But we'll save it for later.
- Clerk Zollerix: During work hours? Are you crazy?
Clerk Zollerix: So, I told him 'I'm not that kind of drow.'
- Clerk Chervis: You didn't! And what did he say?
- Clerk Zollerix: He said, and I'm not kidding, 'What's stopping you?'
- Clerk Chervis: Waukeen's scales! I'd have slapped him.
- Clerk Zollerix: He said, and I'm not kidding, 'What's stopping you?'