Karlach/Banter

Template:CompanionTab A collection of Karlach's remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.

Remarks

At low health:

• Need some oil over here!
• Tune me up, quick!
• Won't last much longer like this.
• Soldier! I need your help!

Attacked by party member:

• Hey now! What's that all about?
• Easy does it, soldier.
• C'mon now, knock that off.

Can't fit in a small hole:

• Yeah, maybe if I was half the size.
• No chance.
• Maybe if I were a halfling.

Can't fit in a tiny hole:

• That's for someone teeny-tiny, not biggy-biggy.
• Not a chance I'd fit.
• Maybe if I was a quarter of the size.

Can't use an item:

• No joy.
• Nope.
• C'mon...
• Argh!

Can't use an item while in combat:

• Not now.
• Not during a fight.
• Other things on my mind, thanks.
• Let's finish this fight first.

Finding a locked item:

• Nope. Maybe there's some other way to open it.
• Locked out. Maybe I can get it open another way.
• Let me look around. Might be something that'll help me crack this thing.
• Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.

Looking at a globe:

• Where should we go next?
• What a world.
• Round and round.
• Let's see, where's Faerûn.
• Big.

Looking at an astrolabe:

• Wouldn't mind knowing what else is out there.
• No thanks, I'm happy where I'm at.
• Makes me dizzy. Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.

Looking into a mirror:

• Hey, good lookin'.
• Aw, me.
• Check out those arms.
• Hey, girl.
• Cute.

Looking into a telescope:

• Big shiny eye.

Succeeded Perception roll (trap):

• Easy - this place is hungry for blood.
• This'll be fun.
• A trap! Time to dance.
• Hot foot, hot foot - place is trapped.

Succeeded Investigation roll:

• What's this?
• Gotcha.
• He-llo.
• What's that now?
• C'mere you.

Succeeded Investigation roll (trap):

• Place is trapped.
• Someone's rigged this place to the teeth.
• Go lightly; I spot a trap.

Identified a mimic:

• Come out, come out, little mimic...

Surprised by mimic:

• Another mimic! Aw, look at all those teeth.
• A mimic! Aww, baby!

Location Remarks

Act One

Act 1 Spoilers! This section reveals details about the story of Baldur's Gate 3.

(By the dock in the Ravaged Beach)

• "It's the River Chionthar. I'd know these waters anywhere."
• "Do you intend to vocalise every thought? Or just the most obvious ones?"
• "Makes a pleasant change from rivers of blood."
• "Let's hope the locals are friendly."

Act Two

Act 2 Spoilers! This section reveals details about the story of Baldur's Gate 3.

Act Three

Act 3 Spoilers! This section reveals details about the story of Baldur's Gate 3.

Party Banter

Karlach and Astarion

• Karlach: Hahaha. Ha!
• Astarion: What's so funny? You haven't got some laughing curse, have you?
• Karlach: I really made it out of Avernus. It's incredible.
• Astarion: All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call.

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Karlach and Gale

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Karlach and Shadowheart

• Karlach: Ahh. Flowers, leaves, grass. Can't beat it.
• Shadowheart: I was raised in the city - I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves.
• Karlach: Before I went to Avernus, I'd have agreed with you. Nothing qutie like Balduir's Gate, is there?
• Shadowheart: Nothing in my recollection, anyway...

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Karlach and Lae'zel

• Karlach: Is this your first time on the Sword Coast, Lae'zel?
• Lae'zel: Yes. It is much more... lively... then the githyanki slates led me to believe.
• Karlach: Just wait till you see Baldur's Gate. You'll never want to leave.

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Karlach and Wyll

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Karlach and Halsin

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Karlach and Minthara

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Karlach and Jaheira

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Karlach and Minsc

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