Turnip Bubbs

Turnip Bubbs
Identity	Male
Voiced by	Stewart Scudamore
Stats
Size	Medium
Type	Humanoid
Race	Dwarf
Subrace	Gold dwarf
Balanced Difficulty Stats
Level	1
HP	8
AC	10
Initiative	0
Proficiency	+2
Movement	7.5 m (25 ft)
Weight	75 kg (150 lb)
Ability scores
STR	10 (0)
DEX	10 (0)
CON	10 (0)
INT	10 (0)
WIS	10 (0)
CHA	10 (0)
Saving throws
STR	0
DEX	0
CON	0
INT	0
WIS	0
CHA	0
Resistances (info)
Features
Darkvision Can see in the dark up to 12 m / 40 ft.  Dwarven Resilience Advantage on Saving Throws against being Poisoned and resistance to Poison damage.  Opportunity Attack Automatically attack an enemy moving out of your reach.
Explorer Difficulty Stats
Level	1
HP	5
AC	10
Initiative	0
Proficiency	+4
Movement	7.5 m (25 ft)
Weight	75 kg (150 lb)
Ability scores
STR	10 (0)
DEX	10 (0)
CON	10 (0)
INT	10 (0)
WIS	10 (0)
CHA	10 (0)
Saving throws
STR	0
DEX	0
CON	0
INT	0
WIS	0
CHA	0
Resistances (info)
Features
Darkvision Can see in the dark up to 12 m / 40 ft.  Dwarven Resilience Advantage on Saving Throws against being Poisoned and resistance to Poison damage.  Opportunity Attack Automatically attack an enemy moving out of your reach.
Tactician Difficulty Stats
Level	1
HP	10
AC	10
Initiative	0
Proficiency	+2
Movement	7.5 m (25 ft)
Weight	75 kg (150 lb)
Ability scores
STR	10 (0)
DEX	10 (0)
CON	10 (0)
INT	10 (0)
WIS	10 (0)
CHA	10 (0)
Saving throws
STR	0
DEX	0
CON	0
INT	0
WIS	0
CHA	0
Resistances (info)
Features
Darkvision Can see in the dark up to 12 m / 40 ft.  Dwarven Resilience Advantage on Saving Throws against being Poisoned and resistance to Poison damage.  Opportunity Attack Automatically attack an enemy moving out of your reach.
Technical
UID	S_LOW_EastwayFoodCrisis_Farmer1
UUID	f0d860ed-5845-4253-b556-7be19f895ab8
Stats	Dwarf_Commoner

Turnip Bubbs is a farmer who recently arrived in Baldur's Gate during Act Three.

“

You must agree this is ludicrous! How are we meant to survive without our livelihoods?

„

— Turnip Bubbs

Involvement

Act Three

Turnip Bubbs is near the main entrance of Basilisk Gate Barracks in the Lower City. Alongside Drussuvissill and Ploughman Zakk, the farmers are distraught that they must turn over their livestock to Kuthbert, who is enforcing Enver Gortash's decrees.

Idle banter

Fist Kuthbert: Any complaints will be handled after you turn your animals over to the care of the ducal council.

• Turnip Bubbs: And what good is that going to do us? How are we going to support ourselves?
  • Drussuvissill: My thoughts exactly - you're sentencing us all to a slow death.
    • Ploughman Zakk: Please, sir - we have children. We need to be able to provide for them.
      • Fist Kuthbert: Not my concern.
        • Turnip Bubbs: Not like we can even turn around and leave now - Absolute's hemmed us in good and proper.

Fist Kuthbert: Please provide a full inventory of any and all livestock before entering Baldur's Gate proper. Smuggling or any other form of deceit will not be tolerated.

• Drussuvissill: What are you going to do - check under my skirt for any stray chickens?
  • Fist Kuthbert: All animals must be surrendered. Failure to do so will-
    • Drussuvissill: Result in a good hiding from Lord Gortash, got it. Thank you.
      • Turnip Bubbs: This is out-and-out madness.
        • Ploughman Zakk: Torm help us, what do we do?

Fist Kuthbert: By order of Lord Gortash, all livestock admitted to the city must be surrendered. All livestock is now property of the ducal council for the duration of the ongoing emergency. Failure to comply will result in imprisonment and, if necessary, more severe punishment.

• Turnip Bubbs: Are you having a chuffin' laugh?
  • Ploughman Zakk: We lost most of her hed to wolves on the way here. We've got almost nothing left and you want to take that from us?
    • Turnip Bubbs: I've had enough of this. I've got a good mind to-
      • Fist Kuthbert: Problem, citizen?
        • Turnip Bubbs: I... forget I said anything, all right?