Thalita Cross

Thalita Cross is a human customer of the Sorcerous Sundries shop in the Lower City in Act Three.

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Have you seen how much the prices have risen? Might as well be throwing my gold straight into the lava elemental!

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— Thalita Cross

Involvement

Act Three

Thalita Cross and her son Heder Cross can be found looking at the water and lava elementals in the hall of the magic shop. She is looking for supplies, while her son barrages her with a series of childish questions on elementals, and when they are going to go home.

Idle banter

Heder Cross: Mumbus, why are lava elementals so hot?

• Thalita Cross: Because they're made of fire, darling.
  • Heder Cross: If a lava elemental is made of fire, what am I made of?
    • Thalita Cross: Many things, I suppose. Blood, bile, phlegm, chocolate...
      • Heder Cross: Chocolate?!
        • Thalita Cross: Why of course, darling.

Heder Cross: Mumbus, if I were a lava elemental, I'd get a job in a restaurant.

• Thalita Cross: Would you now?
  • Heder Cross: Mmhmm, 'cause I could cook food right on my body so I wouldn't even need an oven.
    • Thalita Cross: You make a fine point. Very efficient, you'd be.
      • Heder Cross: No fish, only chicken, beef, and vegetals. No pork either.
        • Thalita Cross: It'd be your body; you'd make the rules.

Heder Cross: Mumbus I'm bored.

• Thalita Cross: Hello, bored, I'm your mother.
  • Heder Cross: That's not funny.
    • Thalita Cross: I think it's very funny.
      • Heder Cross: Well you're wrong.
        • Thalita Cross: If you're bored and I'm wrong, where have Jaremy and his mother gone?
          • Heder Cross: UGH!

Heder Cross: Can we go now?

• Thalita Cross: In a little. I've got a bit more shopping to do.
  • Heder Cross: Then where are we going?
    • Thalita Cross: Figaro's, to pick up some hair ointment for your father.
      • Heder Cross: But dad doesn't have any hair.
        • Thalita Cross: That's why we need the ointment.
          • Heder Cross: Oh yeah.