Heder Cross

Heder Cross is a human child gawking at the elementals inside the Sorcerous Sundries shop in the Lower City in Act Three.

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You look like you could drink an entire water elemental in one go!

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— Heder Cross

Involvement

Act Three

Heder Cross, together with his mother  Thalita Cross, are observing the water and lava elementals exposed in the hall of the magic shop. They are discussing the elementals and some petty household problems.

If spoken with, Heder tells the party that he would like to have an elemental as a pet. He promises that if that happens, he will not let the new pet die "like a goldfish".

Idle banter

• Heder Cross

  Mumbus, why are lava elementals so hot?

• Thalita Cross

  Because they're made of fire, darling.

• Heder Cross

  If a lava elemental is made of fire, what am I made of?

• Thalita Cross

  Many things, I suppose. Blood, bile, phlegm, chocolate...

• Heder Cross

  Chocolate?!

• Thalita Cross

  Why of course, darling.

• Heder Cross

  Mumbus, if I were a lava elemental, I'd get a job in a restaurant.

• Thalita Cross

  Would you now?

• Heder Cross

  Mmhmm, 'cause I could cook food right on my body so I wouldn't even need an oven.

• Thalita Cross

  You make a fine point. Very efficient, you'd be.

• Heder Cross

  No fish, only chicken, beef, and vegetals. No pork either.

• Thalita Cross

  It'd be your body; you'd make the rules.

• Heder Cross

  Mumbus I'm bored.

• Thalita Cross

  Hello, bored, I'm your mother.

• Heder Cross

  That's not funny.

• Thalita Cross

  I think it's very funny.

• Heder Cross

  Well you're wrong.

• Thalita Cross

  If you're bored and I'm wrong, where have Jaremy and his mother gone?

• Heder Cross

  UGH!

• Heder Cross

  Can we go now?

• Thalita Cross

  In a little. I've got a bit more shopping to do.

• Heder Cross

  Then where are we going?

• Thalita Cross

  Figaro's, to pick up some hair ointment for your father.

• Heder Cross

  But dad doesn't have any hair.

• Thalita Cross

  That's why we need the ointment.

• Heder Cross

  Oh yeah.